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An old man came into a gym where Akpos was the
trainer and said, “My son, I want to impress a
beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?”
Akpos looked at the man and said: “Use the ATM
machine outside.” LOL!!!

Akpos’ Pastor called him after Church and asked him
how much he bought his iphone 6 smartphone.
Akpos lied that he bought the phone for $100 instead
of $1000, because he didn’t want the Pastor to shout
and ask how much he (Akpos) gave to God that month.
All of a sudden, the Pastor gave Akpos two hundred
dollars to buy two of the phones for him and his wife.
Now Akpos is confused and doesn’t know what to do.
What advice will you give to Akpos.

The following transpired in Akpos’ class:
Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap
of your bra.”
Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!, no class
for u for a week!
Johnbull started laughing at the back.
Teacher Janet: Why did u laugh?
Johnbull : I saw both straps of your bra
Teacher Janet: Get out, no class for you for 1
month!.. ..
Teacher Janet bent down to pick a piece of chalk.
Immediately, Akpos started walking out of the class.
Teacher Janet: Akpos, why are you going out?
Akpos : Madam , with what I’ve seen, I think my
school days are over.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver
says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The
woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down,
fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just
insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell
him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant,
fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break...
"I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?"
"go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give
you money"
So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the
truth" and
his dad gave him ten dollars and told him not to tell
anyone 'the truth'.
He then went to his mother, " Mom, I know the truth”
he said.
"Please don't tell your dad" she said and gave him twenty
dollars.
Content with thirty dollars he went outside to go to the
arcade and saw the milkman. "I know the truth,” he
shouted out.
The milkman replied "Well come and hug your real father
then"

Segadem:
yes I got mine now. but I do I check the balance?

pls which una dey

tanichris:
luck is at ma backyard...
just got 100mb

pls which plan u dey

HarkinromardeY:
Guys do u knw u get get either 50,100,200mb of data from airtel simply by dialling *141*12*50#, *141*13*100#, *141*12*200# respectively. I don't knw. If this is actually frm airtel but a friend told me and I tried it but it was the 100mb own that has worked most on me and my friend's fone.Try it now who knws maybe u may be lucky to get 200mb FREE.

Lemme knw if it also work for u

what plan are u in?

EnterPro the man that does it best. honest and reliable. He even refunds when u overpay unknowingly and his so swift in responses. kudos EnterPro

kudos to EnterP

I have a 3months used Samsung Galaxy S3 and want to sell it cos I got a new phone as a gift. I can actually part witg it for a price in that region...

zerray: pls any corper posted or live in igbere or umuahia your help is needed urgently pls or knws abia well pls

how can I help u pls

UjSizzle: Say what? Are you one of these Ndi ama Jehovah?

even ndi ama jehova kiss pass sef

bk2020: The maths was kind of. Hard 4me..imagine dis question.. A student fails 10 questions and get 12/20 in total. how many questions did he answer in all. A.10 B. 20 C.35 D.25 . I dnt knw d answer till now self

answer is 25

presiade: It's a good course, but it seems it's not so valued in Nigeria.
Find a university where they offer the course as Agric & Environmental Engrg., probably OAU or UI. Studying in such university broadens your career prospect.
However, if you have option(s) in other Engineering disciplines, go for the other option(s). It all depends on your career goal.

u wouldn't get Agricultural and Environmental Engineering. its mostly Agricultural and BioResources Engineering. thats better. anyways mst universities now call it ABE

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Pazzo: I have BlackBerry z10 for sale plus the charger, just three months old, very clean. At a very reasonable price. Call 08038626922 for more info. thanks

can u swap with a 4months ckean Samsung galaxy s3

What date is pop?

Thanks bro. I cant wait to update my phone

I really wanna know if the 4.3 jb update for sg3 available in nigeria yet