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we are already at the test venue. waiting for the officials.

Uchay86:
But dis is funny.... 8am test 4 2moro n I'm getting an invite @ 6.50pm with my current location being Lagos.. Pls can any1 advice me on hw 2 reschedule my test?

On PSIN page on Facebook they said all those that got emails or SMS today should ENDEVOUR to do the exercise on or before 8/1/2015. Check it out yourself.

Those of us that received call from psin what number was used to call?

Civil Engineer/Lecturer Officer II (Industrial Safety and Environmental
Technology) any invites? urgent reply please. nairalander or non-nairalander

Civil Engineer/Lecturer Officer II (Industrial Safety and Environmental Technology) any invites?

imported used cars are expected to rise appreciably in the New Year as the
Federal Government begins the collection of 70 per cent duty on second-
hand vehicles imported into the country from January 1, 2015.
This is the second phase of the national automotive policy, which was
announced in November 2013.
In a move to encourage local assembling of vehicles, the government had
last year raised the import tariff on fully-built cars and used vehicles from
22 per cent to 70 per cent. The first phase of the policy involving the
payment of 35 per cent duty came into effect in February 2014.
The second phase of the policy involving another 35 per cent increase of the
levy, expected to take effect on July 1, 2014, was later postponed to January
1, 2015 after consultations with stakeholders.
Following the first 35 per cent duty increase on imported used cars, auto
dealers at the Berger Yard Auto Market along the Apapa/Oshodi
Expressway in Lagos reportedly reduced the number of imports by half due
to a corresponding rise in the cost of imports.
Dealers, who spoke with our correspondent, said sales had been badly hit as
a result of the implementation of the first phase of the policy.
When our correspondent visited the Berger Yard Auto Market on Tuesday,
activities had considerably slowed down. Car dealers hanged around the
various parks at the huge market and called out to passers-by in the hope of
getting them to purchase some of the vehicles on display.
A car dealer, Okechukwu Madueke, said, “Compared to previous years, sale
this Yuletide is really bad. Usually at this period, we would have many
people rushing to buy cars. At this park alone, we could sell between 10 and
15 cars daily; so, by the time you put the figure together for the other
parks, you will know how well we were doing then. But now, it is a struggle
to sell two tp three cars daily.
“I actually expected that there would be a rush to buy vehicles before the
January 1 deadline to beat the enforcement of the second phase of the tariff
increase, but things are not going that way at all.”
The car dealer also said the heavy traffic along the Oshodi/Apapa
Expressway and the devaluation of the naira were other factors that could
be responsible for the poor sale.
Our correspondent gathered that the current situation at the Berger Yard
Market had been so for the past six months. Some dealers expressed their
frustration at the traffic situation along the route, which they said could be
one of the reasons for the drop in sales.
As of the time our correspondent visited the market, petroleum tankers had
completely blocked the expressway from Mile 2 to Apapa.
Another dealer, Iyke Okoye, said, “Sometimes, buyers turn back at Mile 2
out of frustration after spending many hours in the traffic trying to get to
this market. The reality is that there are other auto markets at FESTAC and
in other areas of Lagos where they can buy cars. If people have to spend
hours in the traffic to get here, they can as well go to other places if only to
save themselves the stress.
“Accidents happen here on an hourly basis because the petroleum tankers
parked indiscriminately along the road. So, we don’t know if this is the
reason why people no longer buy from us.”




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was a cover letter part of the documents we uploaded during application?

Has any1 dat applied 4 civil engineer/lecturer officer II (industrial safety
n environmental technology) being invited?

egodswill:
Hello guys,
I just heard something from a reliable source. Please for those shortlisted, can you confirm your ages just to know if the process is truly following some criteria and to guide others.
Are you shortlisted in the following age category? Just mention your category. Be sure its the age you filled in the DOB and in you CV:

(1) Ages 18 to 25
(2) Ages 26 to 30
(3) Ages 31 to 35
(4) Ages 36 to 40
(5) Ages 41 to 45
(6) Above 45

I know someone invited in category 1

la01:
Has any1 dat applied 4 civil engineer/lecturer officer II (industrial safety n environmental technology) being invited?

I applied but to invite yet. what of you?

nobility1:
I got it 6pm yesterday and was resent 5times. Wht abt u and positn u applied for

no iv yet. still expectant. I applied for Civil Engineer/Lecturer Officer II (Industrial Safety and Environmental Technology). I dunno if you know if anyone have gotten an iv from that department?

naira0:
I got it 9:37pm yesterday. Any idea abt d qstns I raised?

no idea bro. still expectant for an invitation.

nobility1:
I also got d same date but mine is batch 3 and time is 2pm. I applied for Laboratory Technician. I'll be taking night bus from Ibadan on tuesday

when did you get the iV

naira0:
I have got an invitation, but I am still confused about this PSIN of a thing. Is it like TESCON, ITF etc. What are their plans on this recruitment program.
The fact that this Test is coming up at a dangerously odd time of the year makes it more questuonable.
Please, kindly react to this...

when did you get the iV

Anyone for Civil Engineer/Lecturer Officer II
(Industrial Safety and Environmental Technology)
with Invitation yet? either sms or mail

Anyone for Civil Engineer/Lecturer Officer II (Industrial Safety and Environmental Technology) with Invitation yet? either sms or mail

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A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl whose name
was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum
when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people
and would never accept her once she knows
she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on sighting
the boyfriend’s mum.
What is your name? asked her prospective mother-in-
law, and she replied ‘Bisi’, but not without her
characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy’s tribalistic
mum was so happy that her son was getting married to
a Yoruba girl ignoring the igbo tone and she said: ‘what
a lovely name, your boyfriend’s elder brother too is
Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend’s name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?’
Njideka who had not made any plans for what she would
say if such a question came up got so confused and
replied ‘I am Ndubisi’!!!
The woman fainted!

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently
accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and
your family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in
the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family
Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings
jam and crush you and your family. May the
earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family
members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your
family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these
prayers
Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth
machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?”
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The
man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no
muslim?”. No one replied.
The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes
out with him and tells him, “son come help me
slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”.
After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells
the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that
the man would have to go back to the mosque and get
someone else to help him on that.The man returns to
the mosque with a machete dripping with blood.
When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts
“Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque
responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!”

A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, “When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?” Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife’s reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his
illness…
AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.
DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take
four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.
AKPOS: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.
DOCTOR: What’s the problem?
AKPOS: I have only three spoons at home.

Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask
the court to determine who gets custody of the child.
The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought
the child into this world in pains and labour, he should
be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say.
AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card
into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash
is it? The machine Or mine?”

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend
asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t
read very fast.

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the
room.
Akpos, the teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and
decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said teacher
Akpos, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what
a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to Akpos.

A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an
accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times.
Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and
said: “Madam, so of all things to do, you were busy
counting how many times the car somersaulted? “

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an
interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?”
Akpos, looking puzzled, raised his hand, and the
following conversation ensued:
Akpos : “You said the children of Israel escaped from
Egypt?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: “You said the children of Israel crossed the red
sea?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: “You said the children of Israel also brought
down the mighty walls of Jericho?
Teacher: “Yes Akpos!” “What exactly is your question?”
Akpos : “When the children of Israel were doing all
this, where were the adults of Israel?”

Etesam:
Na only you waka come?

so in the mood bro