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Health / Is Watery Sperm Normal? by jnistrick(m): 5:59am On Jul 03, 2015
Most men worry a lot about whether the semen is thin or thick. Interestingly, there is no research to back the idea that the thickness or thinness of semen has something to do with fertility or anything. The standard mean ejaculate volume for testing is 3.7ml, and it's considered normal even if it's below 1.5ml. It means that even a teaspoon of semen is normal in most cases.

It is important to understand that you may notice a substance coming out of your penis when you're sexually excited – it's right at the tip of your penis. This is not semen – it's pre-ejaculate (or precum) produced by the Cowper's gland. The fluid provides lubrication during sexual intercourse. Many people take it as watery semen, but it doesn't always contain sperm.

Which factors influence the consistency of sperm?

What you eat will also have an impact on the consistency of semen. It means that you will notice watery semen if your diet doesn't contain enough protein or lacks other important nutrients. Protein will help make your semen thick.

Moreover, you may notice a change in the thickness of your semen if you ejaculate often. It usually takes a few months for sperms to mature in the testicles, which means that your testicles will not have enough sperms if you masturbate and ejaculate several times each day. The lack of sperm in this case may lead to watery semen.

Although it is not always true, a low sperm count may also be the reason behind your watery semen. You need to understand though that several factors can have an impact on your sperm count.

If your testicles are being exposed to high temperatures, it will keep your sperms from developing completely. The rise in temperature could be due to your tight clothing.

Overall, there's no real need to worry about anything if you notice watery sperm or semen. However, you may seek medical advice if your semen is watery and you experience pain when ejaculating. You may consider going to a genitourinary medicine (GUM) clinic to find assistance.


What Changes in sperm to Worry About?

Like mentioned, watery semen is not always a cause of concern, but there are certain situations when it is a good idea to get in touch with your physician to ensure it's nothing serious.

1. A change in smell may indicate problems as well. You will notice a chlorine type smell when you ejaculate, but you may have an infection if the semen smells bad.

2. How much semen a person ejaculates varies greatly, but you should have an idea about the volume of semen you usually ejaculate. If you see a decrease in its normal volume, this may be due to a blockage in ejaculatory duct or seminal vesicle.

3. If you are noticing a low volume of seminal fluid, this could be due to a condition called retrograde ejaculation. In this condition, your semen flows back into the bladder instead of coming out of your penis. This may happen due to a prostatic infection, diabetes, and certain medications.

4. Your semen may become thick if you're feeling dehydrated. It is only a temporary condition though. You may have to worry about thick seminal fluid if it's clumpy as well. It usually happens due to abnormally low testosterone levels. If the condition persists for a couple of weeks, you may consider seeing your doctor.

Why the Color of sperm Matters More than Thickness?

You need to understand that semen is off white or white in color. It should turn runny and clear in no more than 30 minutes. If you notice a change in its color, there may be something serious going on here. If your semen is red in color, it usually happens due to prostate problems.

Sometimes, you will notice brown or bright red semen. It is mainly due to a burst blood vessel in your prostate. Your semen color should return to normal within a couple of days, but if that's not the case, you should visit your doctor because persistent blood in seminal fluid may result from trauma, infection, and even cancer.

Green or yellow tinged semen usually indicate infections. If you notice a pronounced green or yellow color, it could be due to an STD called gonorrhea. You may need to take antibiotics to treat this infection, so it is important to see your doctor as soon as you can.

http://www.enkivillage.com/watery-semen.html
Romance / Re: I Met Her On Facebook by jnistrick(m): 12:34pm On May 29, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Water undecided
OK d water wen go carry u go. issorit
Romance / Re: I Met Her On Facebook by jnistrick(m): 10:09am On May 29, 2015
demmy0325:
..
wat
Romance / I Met Her On Facebook by jnistrick(m): 9:59am On May 29, 2015
Hahahahahaha. This guy said: "I met her on
Facebook and she told me that she loves me.
I sent her money for her house rent and then she
blocked
me."
Describe this guy with one word:

Career / Re: How Access Bank Treated Us Unjustly by jnistrick(m): 7:29am On May 21, 2015
God ll reward u soon enuf and all dis ll b a testimony.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by jnistrick(m): 5:14pm On May 20, 2015
I vote TWACI, SubbieD and Adeh39 cc: NLjega

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Romance / Some People Are Just Bad At Monogamy by jnistrick(m): 9:31am On May 16, 2015
She didn’t mean to. It was just a simple friendly dinner with a friend from work when they were out of town closing the sale. But after the third glass of wine his hand was resting on her knee but it was totally harmless, so she just left it there. And yeah, they were snuggled up in the cab back to the hotel. And ok, maybe she did go back to his room with him, but it was just for a quick nightcap. One thing lead to another and… well, look, she’s really sorry , ok?
This doesn’t mean that she doesn’t care about
you. She honestly does. But the fact remains
that she is not the sort of person who can
make and keep a monogamous commitment to
someone, even someone she loves. Maybe you
thought you could change her. Maybe she
honestly thought things would be different this
time. But they weren’t, and now you have a lot
of questions that you need to ask yourself.

How You Can Stop It?
Career / Re: 21 Years Old Lady Driving Keke To Earn A Living by jnistrick(m): 8:46am On May 13, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Why you snap her without her consent?..you need koboko..
what u think she is ashamed of her line of business
Career / Re: 21 Years Old Lady Driving Keke To Earn A Living by jnistrick(m): 8:44am On May 13, 2015
i met couple of people who know her in the bus
Career / 21 Years Old Lady Driving Keke To Earn A Living by jnistrick(m): 8:28am On May 13, 2015
i have read about and seen on TV how women choose commercial driving as a line of business but I was shocked to see a lady of this age picking up the courage to be a keke driver rather than waiting for a guy to meet her needs or going into prostitution. honestly i respect and adore this lady. I felt this is worth sharing with our ladies out there, instead of selling your body to earn a living, you can engaged yourself in something meaningful. I'm not asking you guys to be keke drivers o.

Religion / Re: Factors That Can Lead To Sexual Impurity by jnistrick(m): 9:37am On Feb 15, 2015
hmmmmmm
Education / Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by jnistrick(m): 2:32am On Feb 07, 2015
Ipledge:
Unilorin don get school uniform? Hmmm I smell lie
bush man so u knw no say some departments dey where uniform for unilorin ba? For ur information those are accounting and finance students
Romance / Re: Desperation Of Some Single Ladies( Hilarious Picture) by jnistrick(m): 10:48am On Feb 03, 2015
Al izz well
Fashion / Bra Mistakes (and How To Fix Them) by jnistrick(m): 7:00am On Jan 29, 2015
While browsing I came across this and I felt it would help our ladies in their choice of bras.
Can you imagine that 80% of women fail in
choosing the right bra?
From buying a bra to matching it with your
outfit – this seems a very big problem for most of women. Admit it, it’s almost impossible to find the one that fits, supports and perfectly separates.
If your bra fits incorrectly, it makes you feel
extremely uncomfortable. Wearing the wrong size bra will limit what you can wear while a good fitting bra will make your outfit look better.
These essential tips will help you make your
bra shopping easier. Also, learn here how to
take care of this important piece in your
wardrobe.
1. Check the band. This picture will help
you to understand if everything is OK with your bra. The band should not ride up your back. It shouldn’t be higher than the underwire and lay horizontal across your back. If it is, try a smaller bra size.
The band should be snug around your rib cage but not too tight. You must realize that it can stretch a bit later, about three inches in its lifetime. So buying a bra with a bigger band size makes no sense.

http://herbeauty.co/fashion/bra-mistakes-fix/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=herbeauty.co_mob_premium_bad&utm_campaign=herbeauty.co_mob_premium_bad&utm_term=31313&utm_content=1297980&mgd_src=31313

Politics / Re: Chad Army Vehicles Head For Cameroon To Fight Boko Haram by jnistrick(m): 4:46am On Jan 17, 2015
Hmmm
Politics / The Cameroonian Soldier Killed 143 Boko Haram Militants by jnistrick(m): 1:50pm On Jan 13, 2015
The Cameroonian army killed 143
Boko Haram fighters who attacked a military
base in the northern town of Kolofata on
Monday, in what the government said was the militants' heaviest loss yet on its territory.
One Cameroonian soldier also lost his life in
the clashes, Communications Minister and
government spokesman Issa Tchiroma Bakary said in a statement read out on television and radio.
The toll was "the heaviest loss yet" suffered
by Boko Haram on Cameroonian soil, he said,
and comes at a time of fears of increased
cross-border raids by the Nigeria-based group
into Cameroon, Chad and Niger.
The spokesperson said the attack began in the
early hours when "several hundred" Islamist
fighters took advantage of thick fog to cross
over from Nigeria and tried to storm the
town's military base, where an elite army unit is stationed.

Intense fighting

Intense fighting erupted near the base,
lasting for more than five hours before the
attackers fled back towards the border, the
spokesman said, adding that the army had
seized a significant arsenal of heavy weaponry
from the militants.
A local source said residents fled "as soon as
people heard the first gunfire" in the town.
The attack on Kolofata comes after the
group's leader Abubakar Shekau vowed last
week in a YouTube message to hit back at
Cameroon for sending warplanes into action
against the fighters in December after they
seized a military camp.
Monday's offensive was the first by Boko
Haram on the town since the army's elite
Rapid Intervention Battalion was deployed to defend the area after deadly attacks in 2014.
Several people were killed in an attack on
Kolofata in July and 27 people, including the
wife of a deputy prime minister, were held
hostage for several weeks by the militants. The Cameroonian army killed 143
Boko Haram fighters who attacked a military
base in the northern town of Kolofata on
Monday, in what the government said was the militants' heaviest loss yet on its territory.
One Cameroonian soldier also lost his life in
the clashes, Communications Minister and
government spokesman Issa Tchiroma Bakary said in a statement read out on television and radio.
The toll was "the heaviest loss yet" suffered
by Boko Haram on Cameroonian soil, he said,
and comes at a time of fears of increased
cross-border raids by the Nigeria-based group
into Cameroon, Chad and Niger.
The spokesperson said the attack began in the
early hours when "several hundred" Islamist
fighters took advantage of thick fog to cross
over from Nigeria and tried to storm the
town's military base, where an elite army unit is stationed.

Intense fighting

Intense fighting erupted near the base,
lasting for more than five hours before the
attackers fled back towards the border, the
spokesman said, adding that the army had
seized a significant arsenal of heavy weaponry
from the militants.
A local source said residents fled "as soon as
people heard the first gunfire" in the town.
The attack on Kolofata comes after the
group's leader Abubakar Shekau vowed last
week in a YouTube message to hit back at
Cameroon for sending warplanes into action
against the fighters in December after they
seized a military camp.
Monday's offensive was the first by Boko
Haram on the town since the army's elite
Rapid Intervention Battalion was deployed to defend the area after deadly attacks in 2014.
Several people were killed in an attack on
Kolofata in July and 27 people, including the
wife of a deputy prime minister, were held
hostage for several weeks by the militants.[/b]The Cameroonian army killed 143
Boko Haram fighters who attacked a military
base in the northern town of Kolofata on
Monday, in what the government said was the militants' heaviest loss yet on its territory.
One Cameroonian soldier also lost his life in
the clashes, Communications Minister and
government spokesman Issa Tchiroma Bakary said in a statement read out on television and radio.
The toll was "the heaviest loss yet" suffered
by Boko Haram on Cameroonian soil, he said,
and comes at a time of fears of increased
cross-border raids by the Nigeria-based group
into Cameroon, Chad and Niger.
The spokesperson said the attack began in the
early hours when "several hundred" Islamist
fighters took advantage of thick fog to cross
over from Nigeria and tried to storm the
town's military base, where an elite army unit is stationed.

Intense fighting

Intense fighting erupted near the base,
lasting for more than five hours before the
attackers fled back towards the border, the
spokesman said, adding that the army had
seized a significant arsenal of heavy weaponry
from the militants.
A local source said residents fled "as soon as
people heard the first gunfire" in the town.
The attack on Kolofata comes after the
group's leader Abubakar Shekau vowed last
week in a YouTube message to hit back at
Cameroon for sending warplanes into action
against the fighters in December after they
seized a military camp.
Monday's offensive was the first by Boko
Haram on the town since the army's elite
Rapid Intervention Battalion was deployed to defend the area after deadly attacks in 2014.
Several people were killed in an attack on
Kolofata in July and 27 people, including the
wife of a deputy prime minister, were held
hostage for several weeks by the militants.

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/World/News/Cameroon-army-kills-143-Boko-Haram-militants-20150113-7
Politics / Re: Presidency, Others To Fuel Cars, Generators With N815.4m by jnistrick(m): 4:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
gists:

Well, I will say I don't know but I want to find out.
But what I know is that gej has budgeted close to 100k per day to fuel his generator while telling us he is reforming the power sector.
How many Nigerians can afford 100k per month let alone fuelling generator alone with that amount on a daily basis.

I heard of a Ghanaian proverb that says if you refuse to sleep because of the fear of dying in the sleep, then you will die of sleeplessness.
In the same manner, if we refuse to vote for change because of the fear that the change may not be better than this useless self-centered and insensitive gov. then we are doomed.
I'd rather vote for a new candidate (who BTW has been tested and trusted in the past) than to continue with a known failure, self-centered and thieving of a government who claimed to have reformed the electricity industry but budgets 100k daily for generator. They claimed to have created many billionaires forgetting that even more people have not been paid salaries for the last three months and at a very high risk of losing their jobs.
If the new candidate also fails, then we vote him again come 2019 - simple.
wise saying may God see us through dis tough time.
Politics / Re: Presidency, Others To Fuel Cars, Generators With N815.4m by jnistrick(m): 1:45pm On Jan 04, 2015
gists:

Yes there is God. But let us give our own judgment in Feb. by sacking him and his cronies from Aso rock before we hand him over to God
wat makes u tink buhari wud b beta?
Politics / FG Spends N471bn To Service Debts by jnistrick(m): 11:52am On Jan 04, 2015
The Federal Government spent a total of
N471bn to service its domestic and external
debts in the first half of the 2014 fiscal year,
figures obtained from the Budget Office of the
Federation have shown.
The figure, contained in the Budget Monitoring
and Implementation report for the first and
second quarters of 2014, was approved by the
Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.
In the two-part report, a copy of which was
obtained by our correspondent on Friday in
Abuja, showed that the sum of N299.36bn was
utilised to service debts in the first quarter
while the second quarter had N171.6bn,
making a total of N471.3bn.
A further breakdown of the quarterly figure
indicated that for the first quarter, the
servicing of domestic debt obligation gulped a
huge chunk of the N279.64bn while the
balance of $119.48m (N20.07bn) was used to
service external debt.
For the second quarter of 2014, the report
said while the sum of N161.8bn was spent to
maintain domestic debts, external debt
servicing gulped $58.7m (N9.8bn).
It said, “As of 30th June, 2014, a total of
N161.80bn was released for domestic debt
servicing while the actual domestic debt
payment was N224.51bn.
“The difference of N58.61bn (or 35.33 per
cent) between the quarterly budgeted
estimate of N165.9bn for domestic debt
services and the actual domestic debt service
was mainly due to additional issues of FGN
Bonds above the amount projected to be
issued, due to changes in the issuance calendar
and the rising cost of rolling over Nigeria
Treasury Bills.
“The actual external debt service payment in
the second quarter of the year amounted to
$58.7m. A breakdown of the payments
indicated that $31.39m (or 53.48 per cent) was
to multilateral creditors; $0.37m (or 0.63 per
cent) was to non-Paris bilateral creditors,
$6.08m (or 10.36 per cent) was to commercial
(Euro-bond) creditor and $20.86m (or 35.54
per cent) was to others.”
Nigeria’s overall public debt stock, according to
Okonjo-Iweala, stood at $69.6bn or about 13
per cent Gross Domestic Product made up of
external debt of $9.5bn and domestic debt of
$60.1bn.
As of September 2014, the total debt of the
Federal Government and the 36 states of the
federation as well as the Federal Capital
Territory was N10.84tn, according to statistics
from the DMO.
Details of the debt status of the country
showed that the external debts of both the
Federal and state governments then amounted
to $9.52bn or N1.48tn.
As of September 30, the domestic debt stock
of the Federal Government alone stood at
$49.12bn or N7.65tn. The domestic debt of
states, on the other hand, stood at $10.97bn
or N1.71tn.
While financial analysts described the nation’s
debt stock as worrisome, the finance minister
blamed the increase in domestic debt on the
53.7 per cent rise in the 2010 wage bill.
She, however, noted that since then, the
administration of President Goodluck Jonathan
had been cautious about the issue of debt and
borrowing.
She said, “We have focused on more long-term
concessional debt financing to finance
infrastructure such as power, rail, road and
water.
“For the first time in our nation’s history, we
even managed to retire N75bn of domestic
bonds in 2013. Our efforts had helped to drive
down domestic borrowing from N852bn in
2011 to N642bn in 2014.
“Despite the present tough situation, we do
not plan to go on a borrowing spree but
instead further take down domestic borrowing
to N570bn in the 2015 budget.”
She said the government was conscious of the
need to watch the debt service to revenue
ratio, which climbed from 17 per cent in 2011
to 19 per cent in 2014 and projected at 22 per
cent in the 2015 budget.

http://www.punchng.com/business/fg-spends-n471bn-to-service-debts/
Religion / T.B Joshua Takes Victims’ Families Shopping by jnistrick(m): 11:37am On Jan 04, 2015
The pastor of the Synagogue Church of All
Nations, TB (Temitope Balogun) Joshua, took
some of the relatives of the 85 South Africans
killed in the church’s guesthouse that collapsed
on September 12 on a shopping spree on
Christmas day.
Joshua was also reported to have showered
the relatives with cash and gifts, a South
African newspaper, Daily News reported.
One of the bereaved, 47-year-old Wonder
Ndlovu, whose husband was killed in the
building collapse, was among the first group to
spend time with the pastor after the tragedy.
She was quoted by the newspaper as saying
that she and others who visited Nigeria had a
“nice time, went shopping and stayed in
beautiful hotels.”
Ndlovu stated that before they went out
shopping, they were taken to the building
collapse site where the televangelist was said
to have laid his hands on and prayed for the
relatives.
“We met with the man of God (Joshua) and he
briefed us about the site visit. Wiseman Harry
and other evangelists took us there; it was
very emotional for me, but others were strong
and comforting. I brought flowers from South
Africa and laid them with my son. It is ugly.
Looking at the building foundations we are
convinced it was an attack,” the widow said.
She added, “The prophet is full of surprises.
After weeping, he took us to the city to see
places. To our surprise, we shopped till we
dropped and the bill was on him. We were
having the time of our lives, forgetting the
pain of the past and looking forward to picking
up the pieces and moving on. Yesterday has
gone by, but tomorrow is forever.
“He (Joshua) took us to a five-star posh hotel
for dinner, fine food and drinks. The hotel is in
Victoria Island. After chilling, we came back in
his luxurious kombis. (There were) more
surprises while (we were) preparing to sleep.
The mamas who took us shopping knocked and
presented us with N50, 000 each and they said
we (must not) use all our (own) shopping
money… I just sang A huna ya tshwana le yena
(there’s no one like him).”
According to the South African newspaper, the
popular televangelist invited 44 family
members of the deceased for Christmas
dinner and many of them accepted.
Speaking from Nigeria, Kirsten Nematandani, a
spokesman for the church based in South
Africa, confirmed to Daily News that a second
group would visit this month.
Meanwhile, some of the KZN families who
have received invitations to meet Joshua this
month said they would gladly go.
Another South African, 29-year-old Simphiwe
Ngcobo, said the trip to the Nigeria would help
him connect “spiritually” with his parents,
Dickie and Dennis Ngcobo. He said he was
excited about the trip and would travel with a
relative this month.
“It is important for us to go to the site and pay
our respects to our loved ones. We have
accepted their death and we are moving on.
We could have gone with the first group of
families but we decided to be with the family
over Christmas. We have no qualms against
anyone, which is why we have gladly accepted
this wonderful gesture from the man of God,”
he said.
Reverend Eric Myeni, whose 29-year-old son,
Sabelo, died in the September 12 collapse,
also accepted Joshua’s invitation.
“We need to overcome what has happened by
showing our faith in Christ. We can never
reverse our adversity. But with hope in the
lord we can overcome the pain suffered,” he
said.
When our correspondent contacted the church
through one of the phone numbers provided
on SCOAN website, to confirm the report of
the relatives’ visit and the shopping spree paid
for by Joshua, a lady who picked the phone
said “yes.”

http:://www.punchng.com/news/synagogue-tragedy-t-b-joshua-takes-victims-families-shopping/

Politics / Re: Presidency, Others To Fuel Cars, Generators With N815.4m by jnistrick(m): 11:24am On Jan 04, 2015
gists:


The amount for generator consumption (N35, 344,855) breaks down to N96835.22 per day (i.e for 365 a year).
Does this not mean that our FG who claims to be working round the clock to improve electricity in the country does not have plan to take power from public utility? Is this not an indication that they know there won't be sufficient power for the public all year round?
If the state house plan to use N96,835.22 to fuel generator per day what does that say about availability of electricity in 2015?
dia is God ooo
Politics / Presidency, Others To Fuel Cars, Generators With N815.4m by jnistrick(m): 10:57am On Jan 04, 2015
The Federal Government has proposed the
sum of N815.4m in this year’s budget for the
purchase of fuel and lubricants for cars and
generators for the Presidency, Office of the
Secretary to the Government of the
Federation and their parastatals.
The amount was contained in the 2015 budget
breakdown which was obtained by our
correspondent on Friday, in Abuja.
The 2015 proposal of N815.4m, for fuel and
lubricants is seven per cent or N61,984,177
lower than the N877,472,369 approved in
2014.
Out of the N815.4m, the fiscal document
shows that a provision of N131, 911,315 was
made for fuel and lubricants for the State
House in 2015.
The breakdown of the figure for state house
shows that plant/generator fuel will consume
N35, 344,855; motor vehicle fuel, N85,
843,802; and cooking gas/fuel, N10, 102,858;
this year.
The State House received lesser provision of
N122, 855,267 for fuel and lubricants in the
2014 fiscal year.
This was broken down into motor vehicle fuel,
N79, 950,407; plants and generators, N33,
476,963, and cooking gas/fuel cost, N9,
427,898.
For the vice-president, the 2015 budget
proposal shows a provision of a total sum of
N38,203,617 for the purchase of fuel and
lubricants.
This is 7.14 per cent or N2,548,624 lower than
the 2014 provision of N35,654,993.
A breakdown of the 2015 budget proposal of
the vice-president shows that fueling of motor
vehicle will consume the sum of N21,734,332,
fueling of plant and generator has a provision
of N12,734,332, while cooking gas/fuel is
expected to consume the sum of N3,820,453.
Other agencies under the presidency were also
not left out of the provision for fuel and
lubricants.
They are the Office of the Senior Special
Assistant to the President-Millennium
Development Goals with N2,794,080; Nigeria
Institute of Policy and Strategic
Studies,N13,000,000; Bureau for Public
Enterprises, N12,518,641; and the National
Emergency Management Agency with
N13,964,000.
Others are the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission with a provision of N200,000,000;
Bureau of Public Procurement,
N17,179,301;Nigeria Extractive Industries
Transparency Initiative, N3,469,326; Nigeria
Atomic Energy Commission, N3,000,000; and
the Office of the Chief Economic Adviser to the
President, N2,919,062.
For the Office of the Secretary of the
Government of the Federation, the budget
breakdown shows that a provision of
N48,181,702 was made for 2015.
Just like the presidency, the agencies under
the office of the SGF also had similar
provisions for fuel and lubricants. They are
National commission for Refugees, N300,000;
National Identity Management Commission,
N46,063,109;National Merit Award,
N7,504,843; Federal Road Safety Commission,
N190,630,492 and New partnership for
African Development, N10,773,600.
Others are National Action Committee on Aids,
N3,000,000; National Hajj Commission,
N11,131,012; Nigeria Christian Pilgrim
Commission, N21,190,650; National Lottery
Trust Fund, N2,400,000; National Lottery
Regulatory Commission, N10,000,000; and
Servicom N2,786,316.
The rest are Presidential Technical Committee
on Land Reforms, N11,560,000; National
Boundary Commission, N2,256,765; and
Border Communities Development Agencies
N6,350,361
The 2015 budget has a N4.358trn expenditure
figure made up of N412bn for Statutory
Transfers, N943bn for Debt Service, N2.61trn
for Recurrent (Non-Debt) and N634bn for
Capital Expenditure (inclusive of SURE-P).
While the recurrent vote is 85.8 per cent of
aggregate budget, the capital expenditure is
just 14.2 per cent of the aggregate spending.

http://www.punchng.com/news/presidency-others-to-fuel-cars-generators-with-n815-4m/

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Babymama Now Dating Femi Falana's Son by jnistrick(m): 8:00am On Dec 31, 2014
pretydiva:
Dey luk cute 2geda. Buh her nose tho lipsrsealed
pretydiva:
Dey luk cute 2geda. Buh her nose tho lipsrsealed
pretydiva:
Dey luk cute 2geda. Buh her nose tho lipsrsealed
wats wrong wt her nose madam?
Politics / Re: “You Speak Like Your Party” – Lagos Blasts Sambo On Allegation Of Heavy Taxation by jnistrick(m): 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2014
Hmmmmm
Politics / Re: See What Senator Bukola Saraki Tweeted by jnistrick(m): 12:14pm On Dec 29, 2014
Preciousjoz:
I was about saying the same thing faaa.I was having a sound sleep from osun but immediately we approached offa I woke up, the road was unbearable! ilorin--> Ajasse--> omu Aran road is crazy too.the only thing fatai's gov't did was to renovate general hospitals nothing else in 4yrs.saraki's own is worse,nothing to show.as for me and my family,we will vote anybody who is not from APC! m sure saraki and his party won't get more than ilorin if the election is fair.
my dear dey are kings n chairmen in rigging election n also dos mumu old woman dey give ankara n 200naira ll stupidly vote 4 dem. I knw one day d captive of d might ll b freed.
Phones / Re: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by jnistrick(m): 4:56am On Dec 29, 2014
hungryboy:
Oga u get mind talk say galaxy s5 and iphone 6 are over hyped, oga stop this lies now,
Even me were the manage gionee m2, dey jealous my padis were dey flex s5, note 2 and lg g3,
na condition dey make us buy this chinko scraps,no be love.
samsung na english name or germany name? Guy park well n b contented wt wat u av. Olojukokoro
Phones / Re: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by jnistrick(m): 4:50am On Dec 29, 2014
xule20:
Am allergy to chinko phones


NB:No quoting pls frm chinko fans cus I kn u will be fast to say,do I kn dat Iphones,Samsung bla bla bla re made in china due to cheap labour there......Happy last sunday of d year NL
mtcheeeew so u even knw.
Politics / Re: See What Senator Bukola Saraki Tweeted by jnistrick(m): 4:38am On Dec 29, 2014
Evvilgenius:
I don't support Saraki but it's stupid to say he did nothing when he did alot in Kwara state. I frequent Ilorin nd know whatsup... It's the present governor that's doing nuffin other than making noise.
shut up ur mouth wat did he do in kwara state. Ilorin to offa is filled wt bunch of pot holes,not to talk of ajase to omu aran, he is a big fool. D present governor is stil is boy. Guy if u no knw wetin to talk abeg park well. Mtcheeeeew

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Politics / Military Urges Politicians To Refrain From Using Its Operations As Campaign by jnistrick(m): 12:30pm On Dec 27, 2014
The Military on Friday in Abuja called
on politicians in the country to refrain from
using political campaigns to undermine its
operations.
A statement issued by the Director of
Defence Information, Maj.-Gen. Chris
Olukolade, said this call was as a result of
some distortions.
"In view of the series of insinuations,
allegations and false claims being made by
certain activists and politicians on the legal
and disciplinary process in the Nigerian
military, the Defence Headquarters finds it
necessary to make this call.
“Politicians should avoid using the forum or
medium of their political campaigns to incite
or endorse acts of indiscipline in the nation’s
military establishments.
“This call has become necessary as the trend
got to another level on Tuesday when a
prominent politician declared that soldiers
have the right to protest Federal
Government’s failure to fully equip them.
“It was expected that the fellow quoted or his
party would have made immediate moves to
correct this fallacy or erroneous impression
being propagated, especially in view of the
level of knowledge of his principal and
candidate in the forthcoming elections,” it
said.
The statement said since no such gesture was
forthcoming there was the need to caution
against “the propagation of this dangerous
idea before it causes more problems”.
It further said “the military institution, for
the avoidance of any doubt, rejects this
declaration and its intention in all
ramifications”.
The statement said the military law, as
recognized by the Constitution of the
Federation, is an appropriate legal document
for the management of affairs of the military.
“The processes it outlines for handling
military offences remain legal and will
continue to be applied in the interest of the
nation’s security and democracy.
“Individuals and interest groups seeking to
play to the gallery by being meddlesome,
sensational or mischievous in interpreting
developments in the military are advised to
moderate their activities with some decorum.
“It is clear that the false accusations which
depend on unsubstantiated allegations being
peddled about the military operations in
Nigeria are intended to tarnish the reputation
of the military and its leadership.
“The campaign apparently aimed at
undermining constituted authority in the
military must not be encouraged,” it said.
The statement said it was apparent that most
of the comments in the media had been
oblivious of the fact that the processes were
still ongoing and yet to be concluded.
“The war on terror is not all about
equipment, but mindset of both the military
and the public, and inciting remarks can only
compound the situation for all involved.
“The military is resolved to prosecute the
counter-terrorism campaign with all sense of
commitment by the rank and file.
“The tendency to suggest or encourage
dissention in the system will not yield any
advantage to any well-meaning Nigerian
citizen.
“Politicians are therefore requested to guide
their utterances as the military remains a
veritable institution of the state.
“Those who seek to undermine or destroy it
should be prevailed upon to stop the mission,
considering the fact that the institution
remains indispensable to government and its
process under any dispensation,” it said.
“The military is committed to defending the
nation’s democracy, and individuals and
personalities are enjoined to refrain from
pronouncements and attitude that can
undermine the established justice/
disciplinary procedures and processes of the
military system.”
The statement said the counsel was very vital
to the excellent civil-military relations which
was crucial to the nation’s development.
“Incitement to protests or mutiny in the
military is an ill-wind which will ultimately
blow no good to anyone.
“The military authorities should not be
blackmailed with a view to forestalling the
exercise of due command and control over
the system as established by law in the
interest of the nation.
“The Nigerian military has resolved not to
yield to whims and caprices of those seeking
to undermine its system purely for populist
or political ends,” it said.

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/Military-urges-politicians-to-refrain-from-using-its-operations-as-campaign-issues-20141227

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Nairaland / General / Re: 40 Years Old Mother Who Is Sleeping With Her Son Is Now Pregnant by jnistrick(m): 9:38am On Dec 26, 2014
shikshark:

thank you, sorry it wasnt mentioned. Happy boxing day
same here broda
Nairaland / General / Re: 40 Years Old Mother Who Is Sleeping With Her Son Is Now Pregnant by jnistrick(m): 7:06am On Dec 26, 2014
Ezedon:
OP does it happen in your village?
d source is underneath d post, if u r learned u can read d news frm d link below. Doubting thomas
Nairaland / General / Re: 40 Years Old Mother Who Is Sleeping With Her Son Is Now Pregnant by jnistrick(m): 5:50am On Dec 26, 2014
shikshark:
abeg which village and which country?
zimbabwe

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