Phones › Re: Tecno Phones That Support BBM - Prices by jnoz23(m): 8:11pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
engr j: A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports to buy fuel.
Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I only speak English.
Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan? how dis post take affect d price of tecno? |
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Romance › Re: Don't Leave Those Girls In Eatery Again And Abscond!!! by jnoz23(m): 9:31am On Dec 15, 2013 |
@ op, samankwe 4 u |
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Romance › Re: How To Guard Your Man Properly By Michelle Obama (Pictures) by jnoz23(m): 9:16am On Dec 15, 2013 |
iphoneloaded: Try this with mama peace, na blanket you go use reach hotel  haba, y na? |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Dis Is How Akpors Died! by jnoz23(op): 6:32am On Dec 15, 2013 |
u don see d joke? |
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Nairaland General › Re: Help Me B4 I Die by jnoz23(m): 8:17pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
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