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This is real life hard work, which is why no female on nairaland has been able to congratulate this beautiful Lady!

Nairaland feminists only know how to ask for urgent 2k for subscription & menstrual pad then turn around to bash men!

Congratulations Miss Ajoke, I wish there are more of you out there!

Wike, kindly ignore Reno!
All this type of hyping is very suspicious.
They don't tell a lion when to roar!

richmond500:
How is she ur girlfriend?
Oga she is a public property, personalizing public properties is called embezzlement

Most sensible comment today

So he was featured in his own song?

Chai!

This savagery touch my bone marrow, because now dat I'm thinking about it. It's true.

See audio wailing, after bombing the "shit" out of his brothers!

Vinnie2000:
Of course, it is NOT her fault!

But Plz this shouldn't make Ladies be wearing skimpy dresses or mothers dressing dier daughters scantily!

Just like a 14 years old boy with big dick is always putting on briefs in a house full of ladies!
If two of the ladies ties him and rapes him, it's not his Fault but he inadvertently tempted the Ladies!

Just like a housewife who puts Fried Chicken in front of you and walks out of the house to buy sth!
Isn't this a case of Deliberate Temptation?

Plz, We should NEVER underestimate Lust and sexual urges of humans!

My brother, you try!
But bleeding gender are too naive to concur

michael77777:
Some girls have wet their pants finish on this thread...



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I swear

That father has made peace with himself, no use crying over spilt milk

We know, but still kill them

Kai, this news has destroyed the last shred of humanity in me

Dem try as Dem no kill person,

Dis shatta wale might commit suicide soon,
all these are signs of depression!
Maybe even a cry for help?

I'm not surprised, they know what they are doing!
But that cannibal stuff was fkd up bad.

Chochovini:
Redpillers! Wonder how the came across such word. Anyway, anything goes on NL.
I take a stroll...

Hmmm!
You haven't watched matrix?

Jazzman01:
Should I say your mind is corrupt or what? How can you quickly assume the marks was as a result of some sexual encounters

I wonder wetin pastor pikin dey find for romance section? Abi you lost?

Na WA o! The future is finished abi na female?

Dis is hilarious!
To each his own,
but big boy as how?
Is money or power abi influence?

I don't know about Big boys o, but I know say MEN dey here!
Koro Koro, real life no be social media!
Just catch ur cruise and move & if your brake fail, better you jam Keke than to jam Lexus.

betcliq:
Believe it or not 80-90% of 9ja girls are into runs , got multiple boyfriend's .
Recently I met a young girl around 18-19 years old. She's doing Sales girl . I admired her and collected her number , I thought she was decent that since she's young I'll breed her into long relationship that will lead into marriage. Also her Boss was my guy but I didn't make my intention known to him.

First thing I noticed about her was she stays outside late at night around 9 . I felt the parents won't accept such . sometimes when I call her , 8-9 she'll tell me that she's on her way home. Sometimes she won't pick my calls. This morning I called her severally to wish her happy New year and see if we could have a date. She didn't pick my calls . She's Adventist member.
After some hours her phone was off.

I didn't bother this Evening I went to a bar to watch the Chelsea match.

After the match I needed to go to Dchoice for bread. When I got there , crowd was much I couldn't get the bread I wasn't happy . I decided to stroll to crunchies. On my way I met this girl with her friend . I asked her where she's going , she told me that they are going to Dchoice . I knew she was lying to me . I observed her they crossed the road and entered that bar I was watching the Chelsea match.

I was not surprised bcoz is typical lifestyle of an average Nigerian babe.

In conclusion no Nigerian Girl that has multiple boyfriend's will take you serious . Until you bang the hell out of her.

Bcoz that's what they can only offer to you. Also their punna serves as their pride.

Calabar right? Omo I miss that place

Just came back from watching Chelsea Liverpool match with my guy, naso my guy pull shirt to go and fetch water. Oboy see my manchi back full of scratches, just the upper shoulder region! And na yellow guy.
I just laugh cos even tho it's been long I experienced it, I recognized what it was straight away.
Now as I dey hail am say "ODOGWU", the guy don dey vex!

And if there is no hole to smash but a butt hole ko?

revived2:
Where for Abuja??

That zuba side?

If you know area 1 well, you will know where I'm talking about

MILLERMannn:
I am from Delta State. E never finish? I will not see things that are immoral and keep my mouth shout.
All truth passes three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self evident. Arthur Schopenhauer.

MILLERMannn:
I have been having this feeling since I was young of going to Warri. I used to think that Warri was a heaven. A cool place, beautiful, serene and nice people. I was shocked when I got to Warri in the year 2019. The transport fare is what introduces what Warri will be like to me. To and fro in the city of Warri if you are not careful, can sum up to a thousand naira. After the experience of high transport fare, something still tell me to calm down, say, is it not only transport?
My second shock was the cost of a single room. I was surprised when they called it four thousand naira per month. I first thought it will be a tilled and well furnished room. But to my surprised, it is the same room I knew my daddy rented for two thousand naira in Ibadan(My dad now has his own house). It is even dirtier than that. Ha, who told me to come to Warri? Nobody.
Having served in the North where things are very cheap, I nearly burst into tears when I came across Warri situation. I told one of my neighbor, a grown man that I will like to relocate back to North. The man told me that I should wait a little for like 3 months.
I got a job with a private secondary school. It is from the school, I started to know the behavior of Warri people. Salary will be paid during the third week of the following month and the owner will not see something wrong with it. I later found out that it is pure wickedness that reside in the people of Warri to treat people any how.
Apart from wickedness and high cost of living due to greed, Warri is full of rogues- smokers, prostitutes, killers, ritualist, jealousy, yahoo yahoo, fraud(wayo), armed robbers and all the bad things you can think of. Imagine a boy of 7years can sleep with a woman of 60 years in Warri.
Also, a particular ethnic group in Warri is known to be proud and full of themselves. I find it hard to relate with them.
There is laziness among the youth of Warri, always wanting money where they did not work for. I recount countless number of time they come aggressively to a particular company demanding money (deve). Load carrying vehicles cannot ply Warri road without harrasment from this lazy youth and men hoping to collect deve money. A lot of company have left Warri because of this.
They don't embrace agriculture and they want to eat. Very funny.
Warri is not a place to raise a child. There education system is totally a cheat. I witnessed all their examination- Waec, Neco, Jss3 and even up to primary Six. They all cheated except a particular school named THS that does not involved.
Now tell, can greatness of mind emanates from such place. The is answer is no. Warri and its people are all rogues.

Even if what you are saying is true, you are very stupid for saying it!
Nobody loves a snitch, not even the Pple he's snitching to.
For ur mind now, north better pass warri?
Who do u this thing like dis?
Dat person no try at all.

Na she first find trouble na,

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Me personally....I love them natural

Natural things turns me on in the body of ladies

That is why when I see a lady with that normal and natural hair style called all back without weavon

I get turned on

Guy, e be like you don change o?
Not for bad, but something is just off.
Happy new year

Truvelisback:
Even to pose and take a pics in an attractive or swaggerlicious way gan na war.

Not that I can't o,
But that biblical camel better start looking for a needle to pass through!

Na war o!
If my pikin see this egunu, na to Japa sure pass o!

Truvelisback:
Gooday, Fellas. Apart from me, who else rarely take pics? I'm handsome, yes but i rarely fancy taking pics. I only do that once in a blue moon. If i snap like 15 pics with an andriod, i would delete like 13, then keep like 2 pics as the one think or feel like it's a bit ok, lol. I have this feeling that taking of pics doesn't fit me but i am handsome too.

I never knew people like me exist!
Dats good.

Location matters bros, I know where you can knack raw in abuja for 1 rock of crack - 1000.

But you supposed to reason that std level, cos it's real life not ps2

gift0123:
Two mumu!!Naa dey innocent child wey fit inherit the parents stupidity I dey pity

WTF?

adamsmith914:
President Buhari or defend you & your family members? Or are you not Nigerian?

Is it my single sentence that has you shaking like this?
Pls buy Panadol for your headache B4 we start typing RIP here.

Not just naija, women generally are terrible!
I've desensitized myself to the point where nudity or tears doesn't move me again!

Also, women are more nasty to other women than men!

If I want sex, I pay for it & never the same bitch twice!

There are still good women Sha, but my best defense will remain a good offense.
IN GOD WE TRUST