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whats bad in watching porn?

Inside FOT ONNE, u cant wash and spread ur white clothes outside overnite without seeing numerous carbon stains in d morning.

Work of pol fire cooking everywhere

ramdris:
You av automatically take the position of the greatest fool on nairaland by this annoying comment of yours...Even if u were trying to pass a message, common sense should tell u dats the not right way to go abt it... [size=15pt]Ode![/size]

nice 1.

my bro, no matter how randy u are.
in the presence of a pregnant woman abt to deliver, ur prick go run enter inside!
u fit stand?

Xmas tinz

who no go no go know! any interested party should go & buy form

dis job na mad man job,
&
Na only army dey hype nms, ahoy no dey send dat shit

homesteady: #Yawns
Eya! Her period of fame has finished! Nobody even cares about her again!

on point

U CAN id good condoms by wearing it on Ur head first, if it doesn't tear then u are good to go

Wahala dey o

u send her msg & dani1luv no fit do u Anytin? u strong o!

[quote author=Ify_girly]For una mind[/quote]if to say u fine............. no Wahala sha

na dem get dier mouth

Rawdeal: How dare you have as much money as i do and flaunt it? I buy aircrafts, you buy blings and state of the art cars.... Why? am i your mate?? Don't you know people worked hard for the money i spend so flamboyantly??

don't mind d pastor bishop jor

E be like say she don leave us go find husband for anoda fora! abi Una know where she dey?

I no be pirate, abeg o

Hahaha

RIP! 100 pple will end 4 dis!

cheers jor!

rudedough: F%$k you and your f%$king end time threat you've been deceiving foolish Christians with while you rob them blind of their hard earned money.

End time but you just bought a new car.
End time and you're building a house.
End time and you're planing to open a new branch of church.
End time and you're marrying a wife.
End time and you're sending your children to college for the next 6 years.
Jesus is coming soon but you're advertising a crusade for next year titled "2014 my year of breakthrough".

That is you're not sure the End time is near. Bia Pastor, when is this end time going to happen? cos my great grand father and his fore fathers heard that End time story 2000 years ago but we are still here.

Let me give you a scientific End time date Pastor. If humans stop giving birth, the world will end in about 120 years. Now that's a realistic END TIME DATE. You can take it to the bank.

1 bottle of McDowell for u

slimthugchimee: I have 3 things for this post
1:To long didnt read
2: the amount of bullshit must be very high
3: so weti consign us

Itz not a must to comment

Big4wig: What can dis gay offer to dis ashewo..abeg i get a better buh small write up for u to read

This morning Jide was in a barbing saloon getting a hair cut, while barbing, Jide saw a beautiful lady sitting patiently in the saloon.
Jide: Hello young lady, you look so beautiful.
Lady: Thank you.
Jide: Can we go on a date tomorrow night?
Lady: Sorry, i am married.
Jide: You can tell your husband you are going to visit a friend or whatever.
Lady: Tell him yourself, he is the one barbing your hair

#BIGWIG

now dat is kasala

I must post o