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SportsRe: Egypt Vs Nigeria AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 on 29th March 2016 by JoaHynppes(m): 6:44pm On Mar 29, 2016
Ref is an idiot
CelebritiesRe: Eva Alordiah Quits Music, Photos From Her Last Stage Performance by JoaHynppes(m): 9:19pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]why did she quit?

She doesn't know how to sing orrrrrr? [/size]
FashionRe: Beautiful Singer Waje Celebrates Her Easter With Astonishing Pictures by JoaHynppes(m): 6:53pm On Mar 28, 2016
thisisayus:
For fish
Bruv! grin
FashionRe: Beautiful Singer Waje Celebrates Her Easter With Astonishing Pictures by JoaHynppes(m): 6:47pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]beautiful!
But she's certainly a b*tch! thou! [/size]
FoodRe: Easter: Pizza I Made by JoaHynppes(m): 6:40pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]great job bruv, cuz I'm always so lazy to go to the kitchen....


I'mma lazy ass being a trap queen.
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EventsRe: How Did You Spend Your Holiday? by JoaHynppes(m): 6:33pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]rockefeller center, New York. [/size]
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts Letter With Heroin In Lagos (Photo) by JoaHynppes(m): 6:09pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]the dude so FÙCKING handsome cool[/size]
PoliticsRe: Okorocha At Asumpta Catholic, Gave His Life To Christ,Promises To Change His Way by JoaHynppes(m): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]shit_funny dope ass! F*ck![/size]
EventsRe: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by JoaHynppes(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2016
bughead:
EEDIOT! your parent should have wore a condom before making love so that they should avoid given birth to you.

but is not too late! put a condom on your head now!
Dafuq is this dumbass trynna spot undecided
BusinessRe: Fire Outbreak At NNPC Station In Hadejia, Jigawa State by JoaHynppes(m): 12:30pm On Mar 28, 2016
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SportsRe: Jude Ighalo's Wife And Their Children (Photos) by JoaHynppes(m): 12:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
Sunofgod:
Mikel come see - a proper family.
Wotchu gonna call Mikel's family huh? Dumbass !
PoliticsRe: Recovered Loot: Why Buhari Won’t Disclose Amount – Garba Shehu by JoaHynppes(m): 6:45am On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]i think I ain't the only dumb person here thou
Why do Nigerians hate anything good that comes out of their country lol? ____?
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RomanceRe: A Dog Was Found Raped, Murdered And Hung In A Tree. by JoaHynppes(m): 6:40am On Mar 28, 2016
[size=16pt]shit_i love dogs....

Rip cute dog[/size]
RomanceRe: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by JoaHynppes(m): 6:31am On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]it was just so good that I felt like going for the 3rd time... I lost my virginity twice after inserting by d!¢K multiple times...after feeling good I decided to go back again...








This is the dumbest question ever. What a heavy load of bullshit?....
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EventsRe: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by JoaHynppes(m): 6:25am On Mar 28, 2016
Cutehector:
Short guys have hope
Do Nigerian girls really hate short dudes? 0.o...aint they human?
EventsRe: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by JoaHynppes(m): 6:19am On Mar 28, 2016
[size=15pt]how they gonna have sex thou, or they gonna inject the sperm in the woman?....i pray the woman don't regret in the future.

Happy married life smiley
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PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Governor Visits Birnin Kebbi Central Market Gutted By Fire by JoaHynppes(m): 6:01am On Mar 28, 2016
mjbaba:
Igbo is bad walahi. We r tAlking of market, this one is talking of road. Na road accident?
Wtf igbo gotta do with this?
I ain't even a full blooded Nigerian, I'm mixed race
FoodRe: Worst Food You Have Ever Eaten? by JoaHynppes(m): 12:00am On Mar 28, 2016
Sexipea:
u ate d asshuh lipsrsealed
Like groceries .
FoodRe: Worst Food You Have Ever Eaten? by JoaHynppes(m): 11:59pm On Mar 27, 2016
Sexipea:
u ate d asshuh lipsrsealed
Like groceries
PoliticsRe: Immigration Boss Carpets Ex-minister, Moro. by JoaHynppes(m): 9:17pm On Mar 27, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is There Nobody Posting Abt The Champions League Draw? by JoaHynppes(op): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
FoodRe: Worst Food You Have Ever Eaten? by JoaHynppes(m): 6:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
[size=20pt]A lady's ass[/size]
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Easter Always Falling On Different Dates? (picture) by JoaHynppes(m): 1:46pm On Mar 27, 2016
[size=14pt]bruv, thought I was the only one bothered bout this sh!t.[/size]
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Governor Visits Birnin Kebbi Central Market Gutted By Fire by JoaHynppes(m): 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
[size=14pt]most roads in Nigeria aren't paved! Why? I'm highly disgusted!


Sorry for those who lost their goods thou.
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FamilyRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by JoaHynppes(m): 11:00am On Mar 27, 2016
Jewel30:
Oct 30th
31st thou... Almost
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by JoaHynppes(m): 6:40am On Mar 27, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by JoaHynppes(m): 6:36am On Mar 27, 2016
Same
RomanceRe: I Wanna Be A Baby Daddy by JoaHynppes(op):
[size=15pt]ho nigh fhjff dff[/size]
Nairaland General25 Things You Might Not Know About Elephants by JoaHynppes(op): 10:37pm On Mar 26, 2016
1. As of 2002, it was estimated that 30,000 – 50,000 Asian elephants survive in the world; some experts believe that in 2013 the number is closer to 30,000.

2. More than 13,000 of the above number are maintained in human care in Asian elephant range countries.

3. There are only 10 regions in all of Asia where elephant numbers total at least 1,000 individual animals

4. Although some African elephant populations are still increasing in excess of the carrying capacity of their habitat, elephants in many countries in East, Central and West Africa are subject to poaching and populations are being decimated.

5. Consistently throughout Asia and Africa, human elephant conflict is on the rise. As humans increase our food supply to meet the needs of our population, existing elephant habitat is turned into cropland and the elephants find themselves competing for resources with people.

6. Elephants have hair all over their bodies.

7. Elephants have eyelashes.

8. The African elephant is the largest living land mammal.

9. The elephant trunk serves as a nose, a hand, an extra foot, a signaling device and a tool for gathering food, siphoning water, dusting, digging and much more.

10. Elephants can live in nearly any habitat that has adequate quantities of food and water. Ideally, their habitat consists of an abundance of grass.

11. Elephants don’t drink with their trunks, but use them as “tools” to drink with. This is accomplished by filling the trunk with water and then using it as a hose to pour it into the elephant’s mouth.

12. Only the male Asian elephants have tusks.

13. The tusks of elephants grow through their life. The tusks weigh over 200 pounds.

14. Elephants can swim – they use their trunk to breathe like a snorkel in deep water.

15. Elephants have a slower pulse of 27 and for a canary it is 1000!

16. The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.

17. The elephant’s gestation period is 22 months.

18. The elephant is the national animal of Thailand.

19. An elephant’s tooth can weight as much as three kilograms.

20. An elephant in the wild can eat anywhere from 100 – 1000 pounds of vegetation in a 16 hour period.

21. The intestines of an elephant may be 19 meters in length, or more than 60 feet long.

22. Elephants purr like cats do, as a means of communication.

23. In a day, an elephant can drink 80 gallons of water.

24. Elephants have been known to learn up to 60 commands.

25. An elephant’s trunk can hold 2.5 gallon of water

CrimeRe: Scores Killed In Borno State By Boko Haram by JoaHynppes(m): 10:31pm On Mar 26, 2016
[size=14pt][I think buhari is tribalistic [/size]
PoliticsRe: Saraki At Dino Melaye's Sister's Wedding - Photos by JoaHynppes(m): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Saraki At Dino Melaye's Sister's Wedding - Photos by JoaHynppes(m): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2016
[size=14pt]just wanna say that I booked space for Sh!t that ain't troubling my life grin[/size]

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