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LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by joanne1(f): 7:10am On Jan 15, 2016
Hi tiffanyj! Y dont u post ur stories on www.afritalks.com, the likes of repogirl, safarigal(sage) does theirs There... I would be so delighted to read from you
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LiteratureRe: Shattered Glass by joanne1(f): 8:08am On Jan 04, 2016
sup with the short post? If this is how u intend to bring in d suspense someone talked bout earlier, then it ain't working for me. kindly do well and dish out ur best irrespective of what some peeps might think. plz I'm in love with you lready let's finish this story before the end of January. .... happy new year to you
LiteratureRe: Shattered Glass by joanne1(f): 8:49am On Sep 19, 2015
Hardly do I Comment on people's page buh BabeS u gat mi. I recognize good when I see it and u good,U try please keep it up and try harder in ur posts. U can as well make it lengthy so that it can be more enjoyable,and if its gonna come in bitS pls be consistent... That's all. Thumbs up to U...
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FamilyRe: No Friends To Use As Bridesmaids For My Wedding. I'm Deeply Troubled :( by joanne1(f): 7:24pm On May 06, 2015
Where is the wedding taking place? If u are in Lagos then u are in luck, send mi a mail and I can help u out or rada supply u wiv some bevy of ladies, and I mean beautiful gals dat are ready to boogie down with you...
FamilyRe: Matured Advice Needed Urgently Esp From The Married by joanne1(f): 9:43am On Apr 20, 2015
spyg1:
[i][/i] u hav nothing to do abi? Not minding your biz. Talk ur own on Nairaland let us advice you.
As for ur frnd, that is a family trait he cant avoid it.
Urs is d dumbest post ever, if u dnt have an advice for d op u can just take several seats away frm here and watch,its not by force to comment. Well mi dear op sth is obviously wrong with both of them. Cos thr has to be a reason why d wife is acting dat way
FamilyElection Wahala... by joanne1(op): 8:33pm On Mar 27, 2015
Somewhere in Lagos,a family has bought all their foodstuffs in preparation for the weekend election,buh don't know that their gas remains 5%... Buh that Aint mi business... gringrin grin ;
FamilyRe: Gosh!!! No One Said It Was Gonna B Like Dis... by joanne1(op): 7:56am On Mar 21, 2015
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coogar:
your husband should be knighted.
remember his kind gesture till you grow old & grey. even if he brings in a second wife, you must never leave him. grin
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Now I know u are officially sick... Lol @ even if he brings in a second wife.
FamilyRe: Gosh!!! No One Said It Was Gonna B Like Dis... by joanne1(op): 8:20am On Mar 20, 2015
Thanks ewuro4, I feel better and less heavy dis morning... Hopefully by tomorrow d pains wld stop as its gonna be the 4th day. Buh I feel better than yesterday sha... Thanks. And coogar thanks cos mi husby helped dats y I feel less heavy...
FamilyRe: Gosh!!! No One Said It Was Gonna B Like Dis... by joanne1(op): 8:56pm On Mar 19, 2015
Thanks everyone for profering your solutions, thanks edwife, greatgod and a host of plenty others, dyt u are indeed Lucky... And Mr coogar I want to believe u are joking like someone said earlier maybe u jus want to say DAT u don't want your baby to suck on your wife's boobs... Thanks once again...(buh its still paining mi sha)
FamilyGosh!!! No One Said It Was Gonna B Like Dis... by joanne1(op): 9:46am On Mar 19, 2015
Greetings Mamas in the house. I am a first time mum and my bae is like 11months old. I'm sad cause no one has said how painful this weaning process is gonna be to the mother. Gosh! My boobs are like painful solid rock and have got this crazy headache like say tomorrow no dey... Pls what actually am I gonna do for the pains to stop(for the records today is the 2nd day) and I am not myself... Pls mamas help mi,it feels like am gonna explode nytym soon. cry
FamilyRe: I Need Words Of Wisdom From Mature Nairalanders by joanne1(f): 4:08pm On Jan 29, 2015
He DAT is in you is greater than he DAT is in your boss.... Na wao oh for oyibo land dis 1 dey happen if Na Nigeria hmmm d boss for done enter another realm of jazz on top your matter ooo, nyways my last bullet wld b JIRI ISAIAH 42 HIRI ISI because even the devil no dey sleep.
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by joanne1(f): 10:11pm On Jan 14, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Nd y wud u tink sm1 wl crucify U if U knw ur opinion is ryt... Nd i dnt tink U av 2 compare ha wid oda writers... Dey al av diff schedules.. Nd evrybdy has its own way of doin tins...
Well Mr demmy,I agree wiv u, buh d similar thing amongst the people I mentioned earlier is DAT wiv their diff ways of doing things it still balls down to BN busy. Some are busy with work,schools, and some even juggle work and play wifey roles... So I knw wat am talkin about. You all agreeing wiv d 5000-7000 upd8 shldnt come and b wasting space here complaining jus cos she missed dropping an update for a day. And I kinda agree wiv kingphillip though so far it Aint daily cos e sure say she go miss 1 day... Gba be
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by joanne1(f): 7:02am On Jan 14, 2015
Hi madam flakky morning and thanks for showing up. We understand u r busy buh u wldnt blame us for complaining u story badt gaan... Nyways to ur question, I feel instead of u dropping 5000-7000 words whch is so short and even sef I'm very sure u wldnt fulfill ur end of d bargain (daily dose), y dnt u @ least drop a very lengthy upd8 for us once a week and it shldnt b on NY particular day buh shld b an early morning update like u just did above, if I remember vividly,sme writers like repogirl,glowingscenes,umariayim, Zoey do such... So u wldnt feel DAT much pressure. NOTE- if u gonna crucify mi u berra dnt quote mi cos its my OPINION. U can only do DAT if u suPport it.
FamilyRe: Updated: My Pre-wedding Photos Before Editing by joanne1(f): 5:17pm On Dec 20, 2014
U guys look beautiful... HML and may God bless ur union... Btw is it mi or is DAT a cock I see up thr in DAT 1st picshuh
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by joanne1(f): 11:41pm On Dec 13, 2014
After dropping my 2cents u wld leave us for anoda 2weeks b4 u come and upd8... Nice update and I love d twist in d story and can't w8 to see watsup wiv rekia and if ever adetoun wld unite wiv her family...
FamilyWhat Wld U Do??? by joanne1(op): 9:26am On Dec 04, 2014
Hey hun' I can't come pick u up I wld b very busy @ d office, pls do take a cab to the wedding; he drops money for d wife and leaves for work. Later in the day the wife dresses up and leaves for the wedding. While @ d wedding, she meets dis beautiful lady and they warm up to each other, discussing about evrythng and what not like they both hv been friends forever. Now d wedding ceremony is about comin to a close and both of them r about to take their leave, and d beautiful babes asks d wife hw she intends goin home,and d wife narrates to her hw busy her husband is @ d office and wldnt b pickin her up so she has to take a cab. And the babes tells her not to stress herself since her own boifriend dropped her here and wld b comin to pick her soon, so she offered d woman a ride and she in turn gladly accepted. Now boifriend arrives and galfriend enters d front seat and kisses her love, while d woman enters d back seat. And so d babes introduces her new found friend to her boifriend and as d guy turns around to say Hi to d woman he sees HIS WIFE!!!! As the wife what wld u do, I mean wat wld b your reactionhuh As the husband what wld u do at the momenthuh Pls ur comment and input is necessary and wld b appreciated.
FamilyRe: Is Babyosisi Anti Christian? by joanne1(f): 9:58pm On Nov 26, 2014
@tpia or wateva u call ursef, is it that u r trying to b funny or u r jus plain stupid or dumb? Whch 1? Cos I fink u shld go for a mental check and if dis is hw u while away ur tym al day long I fink u shld start selling pure water and stop prying in2 peeps bizness outta boredom...
FamilyRe: Beautiful Yoruba Names by joanne1(f): 2:54pm On Nov 26, 2014
@ gede774 Pls Wats d meaning of dis name - OMOOLORUNKIITE huh
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by joanne1(f): 2:08am On Nov 19, 2014
Chei!!! Dis 1 Na baba nla SUSPENSE... I pray all wld b well+++ @ flakky weldone u try...
FamilyRe: Marital Issues by joanne1(f): 10:31pm On Nov 13, 2014
Hmmm.. Welll for mi worefa happened in Vegas stays in Vegas... I dnt hv tym for ogonogo akuko. And kanwulia's 2nd post has said it all u berra think wiv ur brain and not ur hole...
FamilyRe: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by joanne1(f): 3:41pm On Oct 29, 2014
emusmith:
Life blew them away into doing other important things for themselves, so they can celebrated just like they have been celebrating NL for long....
To me: Being regular on a site that adds no extra income into your account or empower your ability to become successful is a WASTE!
You breeze in when you breeze in!
Serzly peeps wiv their diff tots... Well for mi even as a ghost reader to many sections/thread I hv a learnt quite sme things especially in dis familysection whch I inculcate in mi daily life... I'm sorry for quoting u buh I find ur post kinda disturbing... It kinda shows hw ur brain kinda boots...**sorry**
FamilyRe: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by joanne1(f):
Yea... Chaircover,babymaama,jennykadry,greaterGod,siena,ewuro5,kanwulia,coougar,bebe...,aisha..,efemenaxy,tv...,pickabeau,thorpido,tallesty,alutacontinua, and therez 1 oda fine babe dat has a daughter hv forgotten her name...shez bn MIA...
Dis r peeps I look forward to reading their posts and sme go way bck dan d odas..
LiteratureRe: Gentlemen Of The Bar by joanne1(f): 10:09am On Oct 23, 2014
@Umariayim a very wonderful,brilliant,beautiful piece u got here,u deserve more than a standing ovation infact if I see u I wld jump on ya wiv a big hug. hv bn a silent follower of ur page like I look forward to it evry week until u went MIA. I jus hope and pray u finish dis beautiful piece here on dis forum + pls put on sth new on ur blog... Thanks!!! U guys shld pls visit her page www.umariayim.com dis babe has got wonderful stories there infact asyds frm royver,kayemjay,princesca,bukkydan and sme few mre dis babe is jus exceptional... Kisses gal4rnd...
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PoliticsIs Tinubu Dead??? by joanne1(op): 8:45am On Sep 18, 2014
Pls can sme1 confirm dis rumourhuh
FamilyRe: I Do Wanna Knw Ur Take On Dis Issue. by joanne1(op): 8:29pm On Aug 21, 2014
No wonder EBOLA kam from Africa!
DORTY peeps!
You for kukuma use ya MAMA used tampon or SAVED, SOAKED MESTRUAL PAD na.

H aba!


Ewwwwww!!!
FamilyRe: I Do Wanna Knw Ur Take On Dis Issue. by joanne1(op): 8:27pm On Aug 21, 2014
@Godmystrenght thanks for explaining better and I'm sorry for confusing u guys buh I guess sme peeps understand wat I mean though...
FamilyRe: I Do Wanna Knw Ur Take On Dis Issue. by joanne1(op): 2:20pm On Aug 21, 2014
Lmao @ all posts so far, well lemme elaborate, I still dnt get either, she says its an old tradition and I'm like she's not gonna try dat for mi kids, also hv asked other people around (even frm different tribes as am frm d estern part of dis country) and dey gv d same answer. Nw d only thng I can understand frm d answers given is dat it makes d younger one to respect d older one more. Buh still am confused too dats y I came on here to ask mayb sme1 here can shedd more light on d issue

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