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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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Those guys that killed Cynthia,any latest on their Judgement?

I doubt is this guy is a ghw participant.,if he is
,then he is the most useless slowpoke on the platform.

High BP,undiagnosed Diabetes and the resultant effect can take u out anytime especially if you live a sedentary life and obese.

Killing himself thereafter would have been a better decision. Now he is going to die a painful but slow death with all the psychilogical torture.

GhwKiller:
FOOLS..... GHW IS GOING DOWN....

I DISASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM THE PICTURES POSTED ABOVE... NO ONE CAN FIND ME

If i were you,i will be very careful,think of your dreams and future and be wise,you picture is on the publix knowledge and you may not know who is closest to you.

Abagworo:
That Mr Suleiman had intercourse with Miss Otobo is undeniable. All these publicity stunts will not change that glaring truth.

Senile old f00l,running around threads with unfounded statements.

It differs from cars to cars. For Nissan Pathy u pour from the reservoir and it trickles down to the radiator,the idea to evacuate air from the system.

mosbus:
What kind of car is it,and I hope is a factory air conditioning.

Yes,factory air condition. Nissan pathfinder 2007.

Why does my engine vibrate when ever my ac switches off. It only happens when Ac switches Off.

How are we sure it happened in owerri? It can be elsewhere.

How much per square meter

Do you have Nissan Pathy 2005 radiator fan clutch? Either new or Direct belgium and how much pls.

This is a monster,good sales

Proudlyngwa:
Calm down
Now call yourself OLODO
I SAID ALL THOSE THINGS ARE PART OF REFINING
Not just fractional distillation
Have you called yourself OLODO.

You know absolutely nothing about crude refining and you are too arrogant to admit so.

Learning is an everyday thing,only fools are quick to insult people on faceless group.

With his dry jokes

With his dry jokes,left alone,no one will ever buy his dirty jokes

The worst governor in the anals of history of Imo State. No one quality project from the idiot. Everything he does has FAKE written all over it. Roads,structures,statements..all lack finnesse and quality.

Csami:
Bia this gworo chewing homo-sapien, you call those white elephant nonsense in imo state verifiable project? I'm sure you'll also include his 600million Christmas tree.
Both you and okorothief need to be tied to a stake and set on fire.

The idiotic abagworo needs to hunted down and roasted,the guy is deranged.

Okoro idiot is the most tasteless governor in the history of Nigeria,no one quality project u can lay hands on. None if his dirty finished roads last up to 6months.

Shameless idiot

Go and die

makurch:
Dis bloggers sef get ur stories right pls ! Am an eye witness to dis event bt ur story is as fake as what words cnt describe !

Car snatcher ke? So u no hear say na money d guy wan snatch for inside security patrol van?

Why not give us the right story rather than condemn the blogger and stop.

3.what?

If you are serious u will post pictures,model year and more info about the phantom crv.

Why is Nigeria so fuckingly messed up like this.Killings in every nook and corner of the country even from uniform men! Until a civil disobedience is organised,this will not stop.

ayoolanr:
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Choke on a divk you flatonja

Same childish rant.;empty drum.

ayoolanr:
I hate these people with a passion!!! All they do is stir up trouble in another man's land!!! No regard or respect for the rule of law!! What does Trump have to do with their supposedly struggle for independence?? And is port Harcourt in the south east? These osu flatonjas chest beating baboons will never learn!!!!

F00lish rants,what is the effect of your hatred on their well being or status.

TrumpDonald2:
A registered is available but its not clean. The body needs to be touched.

Buzz me when u have a clean one please.I am PH based.

Do u have clean registered/direct toks 2005/06 highlander.If yes,how much

Do u have clean registered/direct toks 2005/06 highlander.If yes,how much.

2.3M? non-negotiable?