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Romance › Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by Jodha(f): 1:21am On Jul 23, 2017
thesuave10:
See advice. Walk up to her and tell her you love her. As in Justin Bieber wey him be na grin
Lol ...I don't mean literally.. He'll tell her he want to be friends and stuff...

Everything nah one day e dey start..
Romance › Re: If You Are Still Awake..make A Shout Out To Two Persons by Jodha(f): 1:17am On Jul 23, 2017
[quote author=Fernandowski post=58u734803]Jodha and geebril my niggy!!!!![/quote]Lol.. Go to bed jhoor..
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by Jodha(f): 9:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
psalmistkakah:
Dress decently inoda to avoid such incidents... D old man no try sha.... Pussy fall on him
Dude seriously... The mention wasn't necessary..
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by Jodha(f): 9:43pm On Jul 22, 2017
judgedredd22:
this my runaway lover sef grin grin grin grin your mouth too spoil! cheesy
Taah nah yhu run leave me...but issorai..
Taah my mouth no spoil...

Before yhu begin complain....oya take kiss...
Romance › Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by Jodha(f): 9:39pm On Jul 22, 2017
Fernandowski:
hahaha


he should man up and do his thing Abeg.... talking to girls ain't a big deal joor
Lol ..asin .ehn..really no biggie..

If I was a guy I would have been very romantic grin...

There was this day..a guy walked up to me..shaking and all..I was like dude calm down.. Nah we we..by the time I just flow with am..he was all better and we became good friends..there's nothing there..

I think the op do not have sister's or did not grow up with much female companies ..that's y he's having this issue..

Anyways..how are yhu doing..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 7:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
Benita27:
Bunch of self-conceited guys who feel indispensable. grin

Stop replying them.
You're Right... A bunch of mature fools.. I pity the innocent lasses that'll end up with these ones . .

I cease the replies..I discovered it's pointless arguing with a mor.on.. Because he'll drag yhu to he's level and beat yhu with experience...
Romance › Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by Jodha(f): 7:21pm On Jul 22, 2017
Fernandowski:
love doctor �
Lolzz...i gahs pity the guy nah.. grin


Yhu way be smooth niggur..baba for d gurlz..oya advice him hare..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 7:17pm On Jul 22, 2017
Benita27:
So someone cannot have an opinion on this section again without getting some people pained?. cheesy

I'm just laughing at how some of you carried this matter on your heads like gala n lacasera.
Lol...Sis..no even reason their matter..they're obviously jobless and frustrated old men...

Just relax and laugh at their ignorance grin
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 7:15pm On Jul 22, 2017
adelacuna:
You are just so fantastically rude and extremely asinine , I can't imagine you giving that lady such advice,won't be surprised if you are the type that go to the extreme to man your boyfriend happy. Next time if you want to dish out advice to anyone, use your brain.
Take yhur own advice brah... B4 yhu advice me..use yhur HEAD...cause I doubt yhu have half a brain in that cranium of yhurs..

Yhu sound empty and foolish...

My candid opinion .. Any ways..

Have a blissful night rest..faqk..off my mention..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 7:11pm On Jul 22, 2017
samwise99:
Its true!!!

So U r a Scientist?

#respect
Lool...



Yes a proud one...

Respect all the way bro..


How are yhu coping with the stress...?..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 7:05pm On Jul 22, 2017
danilmo:
education..well whatever u call it..

but next time be polite wen it comes to relationship..
dump him dump is odd... or tryna prove to a guy how sturbborn u are is odd...
meanwhile i told u am sorry for using that word.......
maybe we can be friend now ..
what du think..

or..bye .
#shallom
Who says I'm not polite when it comes to relationship... C'mon i told that lass the undiluted Truth.. And I'm ready to say it again and again..anytime any where...nothing can change that..

Nobody is tryna prove anything.. Her so called bf not calling or texting her..isn't odd right..?..she seems attached to the guy and emotinally downcast that's why the poor thing had no option buy to seek splice and ask for advice herein..
Can yhu see the emotional trauma he's putting her through all in the name of relationship...

Have yhu stopped to think ..what if its was sister that was been treated this way and put in a state of depression...

Would yhu be typing the story yhure typing now?


Any ways good night..
Romance › Re: Caption This Photo. by Jodha(f): 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2017
No caption jare..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:50pm On Jul 22, 2017
adelacuna:
U writing gibberish
Provided my gibberish doesn't bother yhu..or wasn't addressed to yhu..its nane yah biz..

Kindly mind yhur biz niggur...
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:48pm On Jul 22, 2017
danilmo:
read ur reponse to biafrabushboy and i shook head..

if this is the type of lady we have on d street..hmmm

saying ure ugly most hav pissed u.
am sorry but actually.
an educated lady dont reply dat way..
be mean and u ll go far


if am in ur shoe.. all i ll say..
(thanks u welcome..tell that to my creator)..

saying this will create a guilty conscience ..
pls be mean and u ll go far
What do yhu think education is... Well too bad yhure not in my shoes...

Have a blissful night ...
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:46pm On Jul 22, 2017
samwise99:
Yes OOO....... Student scientist tho...
Yhur statement did remind me of culture media..I thought as much..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:21pm On Jul 22, 2017
samwise99:
And uncultured

Hmmmmmm


If she was cultured, atleast some of the bacteria activating her **dating reaction** should have been isolated, cultivated & eliminated...


Abeg make una take am easy with insults
Lol.. Yhu sound like a scientist..are yhu one?..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
aragonchuks:
Ok na d guy go waste em own airtime call am ...
Women ehhuh
It's not waste jhoor.. No be him chyke her...or did she force him to chyke her?..
Romance › Re: Guys See Reasons Why You Should Never Marry A Nurse by Jodha(f): 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2017
Nurses are rude and saucy sha...if yhu really jam the extra bad one..yhu go see pepper..
Romance › Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by Jodha(f): 6:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
Eyah sad

I'm sure there's a lady out there waiting desperately and patiently for yhu to walk up to her and tell her yhu love her...

Is it that you've never like any girl?..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2017
danilmo:
u ll show him what...mtchew

with this ur wowo face...wowo girl naim sabi do shakara pass..


lol..

sister take am easy...
just calm down and observe him for a while..
dont call him for now...

wait for his reaction.....hell react if he really care abt u.then u iron out his weakness..he ll realise he was making mistake.
meanwhile close ur leg for the mean time till ure sure he really loves u
Too bad I couldn't decipher a word or sentence from the hogwash yhu hitherto posted ..mind yhu avoid me ..I don't do pick pocket's, hooligan's, touts,hoodlums, street boys,ghetto dogs of yhur cadre..
Yhur zero intellectual capabilities repulses me...

Back off..Dundee..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 6:02pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Ranting like an ugl..y monk..ey

The white man saw your type and assumed all blacks are monk..eys!

Fvck your ugl..y ass mehn!!

#spits.
My dear...yhure a bleached baboon.. No arguments..

Oh the irony...too bad yhur dirty black craw craw infested ass cannot be fuqked...even by the most horn.y of Gay's..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:55pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Your write up is as ugly as your face.

Problem is that I don't know which one is uglier.

You are the real definition of darkness.

I[b][/b] can't comprehend your grammar, so no need to reply your post.[b][/b]

Since no guy wants your ugly ass, you wish all girls would be like you? No way!!

Deal with your u..gly self. Complain to your parents or transfer your aggression to your creator.

Ug.lly short da..ft female specie
It's like this bulldog is mistaking me for family his members...

At bolded ..yhu just did sucker..
What can yhu boast of in life?.. Zero relationship.. Zero academic status..everything in yhur life is zero..but yhu can boast of several failed rape attempts ..several masturbation..
Jeez yhure a total failure...

The only thing yhuve tested positive in life is HIV...is there hope for yhur kind?.. With yhur level of foolishness I doubt ..
Although you're a konjified bastard..ever horn.y..swear on yhur late father's grave that as we speak yhure not horn.y..hopeless fool..

Upon yhur excess konji..yhu can't last more than 30secs on top a woman..
Ugly nitwit.. With sagging scrotum..I spit on yhur wide nose...fool

If ugliness could kill..yhu would certainly be a weapon on mass destruction...

Spits..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:41pm On Jul 22, 2017
Blackhawk03:
Babez, ignore them. wink
Lol...I can ignore the rest but that bleached baboon has always been a troll...

We must dig am today grin
Romance › Re: See More Amazing Photos Of Luara Ikeji's Son (photo) by Jodha(f): 5:38pm On Jul 22, 2017
She had to put this innocent child in her social media shitz..


Jeez...they never learn..
Romance › Re: Thread Closed by Jodha(f): 5:35pm On Jul 22, 2017
My dear everyone needs cheddaz..so calm down..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:33pm On Jul 22, 2017
ThatIgboBoy:
And i blame those gullible boys for making u feel so important and wanted

Your issues sha
E dey yhur nyansh abeg...

Do yhur think yhure important yhurself... Park well jhoor...

Do yhu think yhure wanted or needed...

It's pointless arguing with yhu....just dey yhur dey..this should be my last post to yhu..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
The girl is a du..mb as hell...

Alongside other of her friends!/

Illiterates and assholes posing as females on Nairaland!

The Jodha girl is a complete error, and I will make sure she is sent packing.
Hahahaha...coman send me packing...yhu old monkey ..I dare yhu..

Yhull sure pack out before me...I'm sure of that ..try me and see..

Baseless scallywag..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Type in English. I was having difficulty understanding your messed up write up.

You mean the community school you went to taught you that Your is spelt as Yhur?

And

You is spelt as Yhu?

You are a mistake to this forum, and it's your type that make guys believe that all girls are only good for sex and rituals.

But lucky you.

You aren't good for rituals because, even the gods would reject your ug...ly mes..sed up face!!

#Fvckk!!
How I type is nane yah biz ...if he pain yhu too much..locate the nearest imirin (lagoon)..
It's yhur type that make lasses feel Igbo guys are useless and no good.. Yhu are the true example of a failure in life..
An empty vessel that makes noise...apart from.bleaching tell me one thing yhure good at ..
The truth is that.. Yhu can do nothing but make noise...yhure just a baseless empty ..attention seeking fool..
A complete illiterate with zero talent and zero skills..

Biafranbushdog tell me what's yhur purpose in.life?

I bet yhure a disgrace to.manhood and human existence..

Tufiaaa!!! Even amadioha have regretted yhu...

Yhur type nai be born troway...ugly rapist..

A baboon like yhu have no.option.than.to.masturbate day and night... Instead of seeking therapic help ..yhure here blabbing like the fool that yhu are..

Bleached blabbermouth with an okro sized organ in between his legs.

When people type a church rat like yhu should keep.mute..
Romance › Re: The Pains Of Being Handsome/pretty by Jodha(f): 5:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
Lol...
Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Picture by Jodha(f): 5:12pm On Jul 22, 2017
Congrats..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 5:03pm On Jul 22, 2017
ThatIgboBoy:
Call u twice a day to check up on u because u are a baby that cant handle things herself ehn?

If u see my call once in a week sef thank your God.
If it is chattingg,no p.
But call because i want to hear your voice? No way
I just have one question for yhu...

Who yhu EPP?..

I blame those gullible girls for yhur attitude.. If nah only me.. Yhu go really old...metu go really catch yhu..

Yhur problem sha..
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by Jodha(f): 4:57pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Look at you,

No man in your life

No fruitful relationship,

Instead of finding solutions to her problem, you want her to be like you.

Makes me wondering, which guy would even date someone like you.

Ug...ly

Broke

Short

And uncultured..

Nonsense!!
You've always been a frustrated..pained mugu..and yhull remain foolish ...

Yhu don bleach..until yhu bleach out yhur sense...

Onyeberebe...in fact okada plus elephant fall on yhu...

For the record I'm 5'9ft tall and still counting.

The only lasses that'll resort to dating a jobless ugly fo..ol like yhu..are mgbekes from yhur home town in isialangwa (aba)...
Even the least lass will never accept a ne'er-do-well like yhu..

A homeless palmwine tapper that finds solice is venting he's life's frustrations and misery to unsuspecting lasses he finds on nairaland..

I'm far better than every lass you've ever met or will meet..

Bleached baboon..

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