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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 3:22pm On Aug 17, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Oh get the flying fu...ck out of my way, you bloody raasclaaart!
Deal with the trolling or choke on a di...ck!
Who cares if you visit the Arsenal thread or not? Who cares if you ra...pe your sister anally?
Drongo!
nawa all this fouling the air with putrid mouth odour just cause i said even u can't argue football with your fellow Arsenal fans because no one comes to your thread. Its okay being a small club, we were once small too back in the early 1900's
Politics › Re: It Was Sacrilegious For APC Governors To Boycott Ooni’s Burial – Afenifere by Joeace3000(m): 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2015
Ooni this Ooni that, Nigerians and over flogging issues of unimportant ppl

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 1:43pm On Aug 17, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
LOL ... Ode
Your rants against Rooney only started last year!
If it started before, remember I wouldn't know as the previous period was during my long hiatus!
I still maintain Rooney has been a good servant for your team and should not be completely written off!
Sorry, i want to know if coogar bookmarks your thread, wait for the latest comment to drop or troll all day. I have never visited the Arsenal thread but judging from how u, pataki and kesh come here looking for ppl to just discuss football with, then it must be really really boring over there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 1:35pm On Aug 17, 2015
elampiro:
You must be a gay to reseason like this.

You need to get rid of sexual immorality, sexual corruption and sexual perversion from your consciousness and even subconsciousness.
after presiding over the wedding between you and Wayne Rooney earlier today.. i have nothing more to say
Politics › Re: Buhari In Support Of APC’s Attack On Abdusalami, Others – PDP by Joeace3000(m): 11:08am On Aug 17, 2015
PDP have only offered Nigerians division and disunity from time immemorial. They will keep preaching their mantra even when not in power. That is how devious they are. God who removed Jonathan and PDP from power, will continually keep them away from it until they genuinely seek to better the lives of Nigerians rather than chase after wealth. God really loves this nation by giving us a president with the interest of the country at heart, let the looters keep speaking from both sides of their mouth.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 2:32am On Aug 17, 2015
Mr Elampiro will you take Wayne Rooney as your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to cherish, in sickness and health, in riches or in poverty, to self-service with or self-service to?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 6:03pm On Aug 16, 2015
All i want to hear and see is BREAKING NEWS: Mourinho has been sacked. We don't need this cancer in the EPL.
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why People Dont Go To Church by Joeace3000(m): 8:57am On Aug 16, 2015
safarigirl:
thank you so much. Now, tell us if you recently acquired the title of 'GOD' that you can pronounce judgment on people. It's cuz of charlatans like you that the OP put his 1st point. On judgment day, most likely, pesin like you no go come enter heaven after your church.
With a monicker ihatebuhari and spreading the hate around the forum like a virus then going to church to scream 'Lord i love you'..... i smh! i still maintain my stance that religion is a cancer... no one religion has an exclusive right to God like they all claim. Living right and just is the way to reach God
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why People Dont Go To Church by Joeace3000(m): 8:53am On Aug 16, 2015
XavierBlue:
your presumption is spurious though. Am no atheists, but a firm believer of God.



XavierBlue
Religious ppl are the most intolerant ppl....You say anything that negates their religion and they'll call for your head on a platter of iron
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why People Dont Go To Church by Joeace3000(m): 8:51am On Aug 16, 2015
Richhard:
Absurd, not dismayed though, Cos this is coming from an atheist
When next you quote a long article, just delete some contents within and drop your reply. save us the stress... haba
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Why People Dont Go To Church by Joeace3000(m): 8:48am On Aug 16, 2015
ihatebuhari:
Only foolish and doomed people don't go to church.

God is Christianity
Jesus Christ is God
These are the hypocrites u talked about. Preaching the gospel of going to church, loving God and loving your fellow man but do everything that negates such doctrine. Imagine your monicker. Even if buhari was caught red handed Killing your father, does your Christianity not preach forgiveness in the face of persecution or wicked actions against you? was Jesus not the same person who was being whipped like a dog, hung on a cross and still piereced while there, yet found a place to forgive those who mistreated him even at the point of death. I feel bad sometimes to have been raised in an Christianity dominated setting because sometimes religions like Christianity are a curse n cancer to morality and right thinking.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 10:58pm On Aug 14, 2015
maybe its better januzaj takes rooney's position because he has a better eye for goal than than that 300k fat boxer. Let the fatso stay behind him since his brain has been configured to only play midfield but his jealousy at others scoring the goals keeps wanting him to play in that position. As it is, fatty is not gonna score up to five goals this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2015
landinfo:
Guyz partyy don end for here.....
Time to port to Barca thread
Na you and willi willi do party for here? we won!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Joeace3000(m): 10:37pm On Aug 14, 2015
Dj na shoki i wan dance to....bar man 5 orijin for only me alone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 10:18pm On Aug 14, 2015
The musicians are already mounting the stage on the Barca thread, party about to start.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 8:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
one shot on target....does that sound familiar? Well done botox head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 8:14pm On Aug 14, 2015
Leyqute:
Can someone help with a good live stream link for the match

Jzj is in the hole and Memphis is on the wings...
download Mobdro app if u are on phone or use Ronaldo7.net on pc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 5:08pm On Aug 14, 2015
I honestly wish we get thumped Mk Dons style today. LVG is an arrogant buffoon who derives pleasure in purposely seeing and doing things his own way and going against whatever the media or anyone says even if his own way is the short and easy way to hell. I am not surprised the way he's been sacked disgracefully in two top countries before.

We all know where are our frailties lied by the end of last season and it was hoped by the start of this season, all that would be addressed but what have we? A man who derives pleasure in not wanting to be predictable even if by all showing, it is going to backfire and backfire painfully. No bid placed on Otamendi, dudes obviously going to city to make them stronger. No bid placed on pedro and Man city come again, dancing around waiting to pounce. These are two players who would strengthen areas of our team begging for change.

The arrogant buffoon went about over stuffing the midfield and shunting players out of position. Exactly the bad way he started last season with a formation that won't work 100 years in England. It had to take fans crying for attack and 4-4-2 for this botox head to do something hence the season would have been a total disaster, a part of me wishes it was. Giggs would make a far better coach. But botox head keeps picking fights with kids, and trying to play players in every position on the pitch. Is it surprising that LVG seems to be the only manager in Europe people have personal beefs with? Those who say good things about him, don't even seem to be genuine in saying it.

Are we not worried that he is someone that would potentially scare players away judging from the hate he receives everywhere and the history behind his arrogant and pompous attitude and demeanor? Someone who is still papering cracks with the vast amount as his disposal after more than 12 months in charge is certainly a block head who would never get it right. May Obatala and Sango visit LVG if we continue playing Depay in the CAM while less mobile players like Mata are on the wings, may Amadioha and Olokun embrace him if Daley Blind become our last resort at a CB position meant for true center backs and may Zeus and Odin divide his scrotum if we play the useless sideways and back passing game of last match that gave us only one shot on target.

One day Smalling go dey attack for Rooney to defend. And somebody counters the fact this man is not destroying Man u. Tell me how we have improved from last season? Even Depay's face said it all (about this tinker genius of manager) when he was substituted and who brings on Valencia for Darmian? who does that? Certainly someone who knows so little about his players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 10:19pm On Aug 11, 2015
It just had to be Pedro. Same predictions everywhere. Football sometimes is just funny.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m):
i saw one Elf dude on this thread. He was so bitter. He couldn't believe even a respected bank like Stanbic bank would toy with their reputation by poking fun at 'ass' nal and their deluded supporters. chai this is so hurting. I can't imagine man utd being dragged to that level.

https://www.nairaland.com/2517620/stanbicibtc-bank-mocks-arsenal-fans

Thats why i always advice against all this London used items. They don't last. We should encourage local products or whip out the cash for brand new items straight from the factory.
Politics › Re: In Tears! Who Hasn't Heard About This Thing Going On In China & Taiwan? Terrible by Joeace3000(m): 11:21am On Aug 11, 2015
NnamdiN:
Tears for blog traffic or tears for china and taiwan?
As in Bloggers would just make you laugh... see the guy desperately directing ppl to his blog to view a natural disaster like its the first of its kind
Politics › Re: Former Kogi Governor, Abubakar Audu Handcuffed By EFCC by Joeace3000(m): 11:17am On Aug 11, 2015
frankyychiji:
You are very naive and foolish too. Btw, how old are you?
Are you just learning to quote on Nl?.. y quote someone who made a harmless statement and start raining abuse on him? Btw why are Nigerians so easy to trigger and descend into name calling and insults.?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Bromwich Albion Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 10t August 2015 by Joeace3000(m): 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
man city thread..... 3 pages... man city supporters - The definition of plastic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2015
Pataki:
Please someone remind me, has Manure qualified for the Champions league yet?

I just don't get this excited ejakulation scumtwats are having over Arsenal losing its first match.
Cech couldn't even let the match finish before practicing his lectures on taking selfies. Just look what a world class goalkeeper in Cech has been turned to in one game under the professor emeritus. almost half of last season's goals conceded already. Shitty club, can't defend, can't attack against westham at home. if its not chelsea beating you by 6 goals, its Manchester united by 8, if its not us then our small brothers who just became a team less than a decade ago (a quater of your entire league domintion years) beating you by 6 goals. this article sums you ppl up and the next match you'll collect a good thmping, this article would be dusted and just redited for the date difference (there won't be much difference in players as baba ijebu buys one every season. I really pity cech, about to ruin an illustrious carrer playing for a basket defence like this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 7:55am On Aug 10, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 6:57am On Aug 10, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Of course I watched. 110 percent loyal.
No sweat. Only a game, 37 to go! cheesy
Yeye person.. with u its 37 to go but with Us its almost £300 million spent and still loosing. Arsenal is finished, cech has been sent to rubber stamp Arsene Wengers 'specialist in failure status'. You usual cycle has begun this year - same thing for a decade.... shame!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Joeace3000(m): 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
Chelsea fans: "Pre-season, the community shield, and the first game of the season don't count"
Agriculture › Re: Fish Pond Construction (concrete Pond) by Joeace3000(m): 9:14am On Aug 08, 2015
edward1984:
none taken.. You are just a dumb ass, Keep doing what you doing, you will be caught and deported, then you go to Op's fish pond to work as a cleaner.
Am surprised you don't know who MrCork is... check his post as far back as 2013 you will understand you are talking to that guy who's built a name for himself in trolling for fun and annoying people just to have a laugh. Brother you get time plenty. Ppl like him are best avoided when not replied atall, he loves attention. In one thread i stumbled on sometime ago, i saw where he was wooing a girl with lines that you can tell he was making fun of the girl, we adviced her not to reply him, that he's trying to make her look stupid, when she realised and stopped replying, he now looked stupid, quoting and quoting her with no reply even when she responded to other ppl. He's doing same with you.

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