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Romance / Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by JoeClefAuthor(m): 7:36am On Dec 25, 2023
MyExpression:
Most of these apps have same potential like normal phones calendar. Set task and reminder...just with better user interface.
Follow the link above for what to do next. Last day.
Romance / Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by JoeClefAuthor(m): 7:35am On Dec 25, 2023
machote:
I chose HabitNow App. Simple and Nice UI. I believe this will prove useful. Thanks iLegendd
Read and follow through. https://www.nairaland.com/7945328/attention-2024-preparation-thatll-change

Today is the last day.
Romance / Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by JoeClefAuthor(m): 8:24pm On Dec 24, 2023
PinkNature:
iLegendd

Good evening, I came across this thread through a link you posted in your 2024 goals thread. You stated that the WhatsApp group will be closed on the 25th December, so I consider myself to be lucky to be amongst men who internationally want to have a some sort of control over their lives there by attaining their goals in the process.

I've chosen an app, I have no specific reasons for choosing 'Productive habit tracker' aside from the fact that the first app I downloaded didn't grant me access.

I've navigated the app, and it has a friendly user interface. From your teachings in your previous thread, I've mapped out four goals which I hope to achieve in 2024 and beyond. I'll be glad to be among the team sir.
Read this: https://www.nairaland.com/7938376/18-before-2024-nobody-told/1#127493445
Romance / Re: ATTENTION! 2024 Preparation That'll Change Your Life Forever (Procras. & Distr.) by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:59pm On Dec 24, 2023
studentofTruth:


Please give examples of those other exchanges, thank you.

Meanwhile, Wise just responded to my mail, stating that they have resumed sending money to USD domiciliary accounts in Nigeria.
Then that would be better.
Romance / Re: ATTENTION! 2024 Preparation That'll Change Your Life Forever (Procras. & Distr.) by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:50pm On Dec 24, 2023
studentofTruth:


Found out I already have a verified account with OKX. Omo the rates no be here, costing close to $200 for something that used to cost less than $50 in Binance.

But it's well. Grateful to have another way
There are different exchanges that offer it. Others may be cheaper. Also, you can just monitor the market until someone with a better rate puts up a trade.
Romance / Re: ATTENTION! 2024 Preparation That'll Change Your Life Forever (Procras. & Distr.) by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:47pm On Dec 24, 2023
Hamzashaf99:


Hello, Is this still open?
Ends tomorrow.
Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:46pm On Dec 24, 2023
C2Ok:

I don’t have an account with Opay
shocked But that's your number, right?
Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 8:04am On Dec 24, 2023
C2Ok:


090367
MTN

THANKS CHIEF🤝
I accidentally sent it to the Opay associated with that number. I hope you have access to it.
Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 6:22am On Dec 24, 2023
SuperOnyi:



I would go for C2Ok
Sent

@C2Ok, number and network to send the 2k.
Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 11:55pm On Dec 23, 2023
I hate announcing the winner of a competition because I always put myself in the shoe of the person who didn't win but had a higher and favourable expectations of the outcome because he or she felt they deserve to win — they gave their best without hiding anything.

I'm sober, so it's between SuperOnyi Vs C2Ok.

Also, between Adasun Vs one other person but I won't mention his or her name.

Since I'm sober, my final choice is SuperOnyi. If I were high, I'm hardly high though because I hate being addicted to things, it may have been someone else.

I noticed a couple of other people who deserve it even more, but his reply was the first to catch my attention. Letting go has become difficult. So, he won.

I want him to choose the person he feels should've won. SuperOnyi 5k card and that person he'll choose will be 2k card.

People who haven't posted should continue dropping theirs because this thread will stand the test of time.

It won't be abandoned. We'll use it as a source of motivation every year and to assess how far we've gone with our resolutions.

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Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 10:35pm On Dec 23, 2023
1K views has arrived and I have read and digested all comments. I even learned a lot and I'll steal some points and add in my own.

Some were detailed — I love them.
Some were straight to the point — I like them.
Some contained sexual honesty — I adore them.

In summary, all of them were honest based on what is itching them the most at this time if their lives, but some were blunt and unapologetic in nature. One of such will be my winner.

One thing you must know about me. Ever since I started doing little giveaways on Nairaland, I have never rigged or favor anyone or any gender. I have never used an alternate to pay myself. I give to who I think is the winner or who the people choose as their winner.

In this corrupt world, lies will make you rich, but sincerity will make you wealthy and healthy.

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Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2023
superintendents:
boss participants plenty oo..
I'll choose a winner after the page has reached 1k views.

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Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:27pm On Dec 23, 2023
I'll soon go through them and pick my winner. Waiting for more comments before I make my choice.
Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2023
Mróla7:
Good evening,can I be added to that WhatsApp page
Tried quoting you, but got banned for 3 days. embarassed

Refer to my reply above. Click the link above.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2023
Screenshots taken from different exchanges.

In picture 1, Turbo completed the 3 boxes in a day.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2023
The 3 Magical Boxes of Crytpo (AKA: The 3 Wise Boxes)

See, what I'm about to reveal to you for free is simple, but if someone charges you 50k to reveal it, you're lucky, PAY. Since I'll be dropping it for free, I'm 90% sure you won't see the value.

In crypto, we have resistance, support, parabolic move, etc.

I love to divide parabolic into 3 types.

1. The 3 Wise Box Parabolic
2. Super Parabolic
3. Total Annihilation Parabolic

In this post, we'll only discuss number 1.

When you open your exchange app to view the chart of a coin, click the 1 day time frame, then get ready.

In the background, you'll see horizontal lines with corresponding price.

I call
Line 1 to line 2 BOX 1
Line 2 to line 3 BOX 2
Line 3 to line 4 BOX 3
And so on.

From my experience of trading futures in more than 50 exchanges, I discovered something which people who want to short or long the market will benefit from.

When you want to short a newly listed coin in futures or even an old altcoin, make sure the 3 boxes is a "yes" before you go ahead, else DON'T. DON'T. DON'T. You can, but only if you're a pro.

Even if you're a pro, you'll make more money if the 3 boxes is a yes.

"What is this almighty 3 Wise Boxes?" You asked.

See them in the images below.

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 2:42pm On Dec 15, 2023
chimex38:

Try to avoid using suicide as a marketing strategy for traffic, no matter how objective your product or services are.
No, I'm too stubborn to listen.
Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Learnt How To Do Without Being Taught. by JoeClefAuthor(m): 2:38pm On Dec 15, 2023
How to write a book, how to repair phones, and electronics, how to barb, how to fix electrical issues at home, how to sew, how to last long in bed, how to cook, graphic design, how to trade crypto and co. and the list is endless.

Things I was taught

How to read, how to solve maths, how to code, how to drive, how to ride a bike, how to use a spoon, etc.
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Romance / Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by JoeClefAuthor(m): 9:38am On Dec 15, 2023
ATTENTION, PLEASE

This is what will happen.

I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. 

I'll add everyone to a group.
I'll privately assign a number to each person.

I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her.

I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner.

I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress.

Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common.

At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group.

These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent.

Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like

The Lions
The Eagles
The Whales
The Tigers

Etc.

After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words.

Example

1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed)
2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success)
3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease)
4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance)

And so on...

You get the point.

Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker.

This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group.

Your introduction in the group will be simple.

I'm Steve, from Ondo state.
I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are

1. Coding like a pro
2. Master graphics like a pro
3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family
4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month

That is it for now.


So, send me your

1. Moniker:
2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name:
3. Email:
4. WhatsApp no:
5. Chosen accountability app:
6. Zodiac sign:

Via WhatsApp: 09060760264
Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com

I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group.

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Romance / Re: 100k For Free, So Join Now [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 9:29am On Dec 15, 2023
ATTENTION, PLEASE

This is what will happen.

I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. 

I'll add everyone to a group.
I'll privately assign a number to each person.

I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her.

I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner.

I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress.

Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common.

At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group.

These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent.

Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like

The Lions
The Eagles
The Whales
The Tigers

Etc.

After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words.

Example

1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed)
2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success)
3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease)
4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance)

And so on...

You get the point.

Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker.

This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group.

Your introduction in the group will be simple.

I'm Steve, from Ondo state.
I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are

1. Coding like a pro
2. Master graphics like a pro
3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family
4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month

That is it for now.


So, send me your

1. Moniker:
2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name:
3. Email:
4. WhatsApp no:
5. Chosen accountability app:
6. Zodiac sign:

Via WhatsApp: 09060760264
Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com

I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group.

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 9:20am On Dec 15, 2023
ATTENTION, PLEASE

This is what will happen.

I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. 

I'll add everyone to a group.
I'll privately assign a number to each person.

I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her.

I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner.

I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress.

Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common.

At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group.

These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent.

Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like

The Lions
The Eagles
The Whales
The Tigers

Etc.

After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words.

Example

1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed)
2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success)
3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease)
4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance)

And so on...

You get the point.

Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker.

This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group.

Your introduction in the group will be simple.

I'm Steve, from Ondo state.
I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are

1. Coding like a pro
2. Master graphics like a pro
3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family
4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month

That is it for now.


So, send me your

1. Moniker:
2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name:
3. Email:
4. WhatsApp no:
5. Chosen accountability app:
6. Zodiac sign:

Via WhatsApp: 09060760264
Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com

I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group.

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 4:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Angrigowt:
Do yahoo. Cashput 20m.burn your certificates and relocate abroad
Wow! Nice advice. Even when I was in my mom's womb, doing Yahoo has been my dream job. How do I start, Sir? Any past question paper so that I can prepare for the interview? I wouldn't want to miss this opportunity.
Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:29pm On Dec 14, 2023
With all these lack of job, suicide is not the way, Dear. Job is not even the way. There is wealth waiting for you if you solve people's problems. Trust me.
Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:22pm On Dec 14, 2023
To partake in the Procrastination and Distraction ( P & D ) program, reply this with I'm interested.

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Now you get the picture. If this venture is popular by then and we have more than 2k registrants, then that's where the money is made.

You see, the focus is not about the money, but solving people's procrastination and distraction (P & D) problems.

This is why I said you should proffer solutions to people's problems and you'll never lack even though your intention is not to make profit.

That is how I wrote all those relationship books that changed my life financially today.

I shared everything in those books for free as articles without any intention it will generate money.

Years later, after too much abuse from my lovely haters advising me to stop posting rubbish relationship tips and go make money, I turned the content they called rubbish to millions.

As they say, there is cash in trash, but only if you can handle the negative trash people say about you.

What did you learn from this post?

1. You can go to school if you have the money, but remember a degree is not a source of income, but a source of pride and your family's bragging right

2. Solve your own problem first And while doing it, acquire a digital skill

3. Stay dedicated and focused (one of the hardest for most people)

4. Solve other people's problems for free first

5. Now that they love and trust your solution, start charging late comers money because the early boomers will vouch for you on its efficacy and as you know, words of mouth is powerful



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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Now, your question is, how do you make money from it?

Based on the success, after 3-5 years of doing it for free and spending my own money, people will pay 5k or thereabout for registration. Why?

Because people only pay attention when they pay for something or when they're about to be paid for something.

This fee will not even be my money — it will go into the account of the most dedicated registrant.

If 400 people register in 2028 and each paid 5k, that will be 5000x400 = 2,000,000. (Two Million Naira.)

Since the year is 2028, it means the registrants will achieve 8 things in that year. The best registrant goes home with 800k from the 2 million. Why 800k? Because the year is 2028. The last number is 8.

The rest of the money will kept for next year and other logistics because in 2029, we may have only 100 registrants and that will amount to 500k. We'll need extra 400k to add up to get 900k for the overall best achiever. Now you get the picture. If this...

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
This is how it works: The year 2024 has the last number 4. This means, you'll write down 4 things you MUST achieve in 2024. If you achieve them without being distracted, you stand a chance to be paid.

In 2025, you'll write 5 things you MUST achieve and it goes on until you've achieved most of your dreams in life.

This program is just to kill procrastination and distraction and make you stay focused. It's not a mentorship program, but accountability.

When someone is monitoring us, we tend to stay more focused and organised than when we're roaming on our own without a supervisor.

This is why women always want an alpha man in their lives so that they'll behave. With a weakling, a woman will just act as she wants. So, we all need scrutiny to be disciplined and on track.

This is the solution I'm bringing to the table. Now, your question is...

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:19pm On Dec 14, 2023
What's the new problem I want to solve for people? PROCRASTINATION AND DISTRACTION. This one is eating a huge percentage of the world's population up.

Why? Because I have been through it and I found a solution called accountability. Most people's BIG dreams have not been achieved because of this little sickness called  P & D.

I'm gathering people who are battling with procrastination or distraction and at the end of the year, they always feel like failures because they didn't achieve their plans for that year.

There is 100k to be won at the end of 2024. In 2025, the money will increase.

It's all about me or someone that works for me checking up on you on the 15th of every month to see if you're regressing or progressing.

It's free and if you progress and fulfil your new year's resolutions, you get a chance to be paid at the end of the year. This is how it works...

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2023
So, while you're trying to make progress in life in the digital world, don't expect only positive criticisms or comments. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Only 1 negative comment or review can ruin your mood and motivation for a week, but as a sharp guy, dust it off and keep doing what you're doing. Be stubborn in your growth if you want to succeed.

Your success will shut them up at the right time and they'll even end up begging you for money to buy food. It's better to be the one giving than the one begging.

Solve problems for a group of people or gender, promote the solutions, and smile to the bank as you plan and reinvest. That is the secret of wealth in the digital age. PERIOD!

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2023
Oh, before I end this post, I'll want to remind you that I created a post some days ago and someone said, "You talk too much." Here was my reply.


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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:17pm On Dec 14, 2023
In summary, no one cares about your degrees, they care about what you can do for them either for money or for free. The ones they pay for are the ones they value the most.

On that list above, someone from France bought one of my books for $43. That is more than 50k. This person will value that book and will read everything word for word because it's his sweat he used to buy it.

This same book this oyibo man bought for 50k last month, I have given it to my fellow Nigerians for free before but I doubt they knew the value.

To cut the long story short, have a digital skill that generates recurring income while you sleep, else work work for others for the rest of your life.

The fight is about

Freedom of your time Vs No freedom of your time.

Choose wisely and run with it (as president Tinubu will say).

Oh, before I end this post...


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