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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 1:30am On Jun 05
iLegendd:
This "can't be found anywhere" iconic black book is not for sale, but one day, I'll give it out to two lucky people for free! Fingers crossed.
Author: JOE CLEF

These two lucky people, get ready.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:42am On Apr 29, 2025
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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 2:55am On Apr 29, 2025
Enyinne:
Chai ,I don try this block button with one user here , hopefully I won't see his post till the next 1 week , make I for see road to read better update . angry
Below is for you, to. xic woman of above 40.

Foreign AffairsRe: Death Sentence For Three Americans Over DR Congo Coup Attempt Overturned by JoeClefAuthor(m): 6:54pm On Apr 03, 2025
Iweakbro:
Try dhe read.
What concerns a Nigerian with reading? cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:58am On Feb 03, 2025
So, today, we dumped 9.8% and that is from 101.1k to 91.2k.

If it's from 109k to 91.2k, is 16% loss. I deeply feel we need extra -16% loss to make it -32% and we'll arrive at 76.6k. Remember, this is me using the past to judge, it doesn't need to come to pass, but chances is high. We'll have a good run to hundred and whatever, then the Devil might bring us back home. I pray it doesn't happen, but if it does, men are ready.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:40am On Feb 03, 2025
I once made a post about JFK. Who remembers? It has happened. That is the power of history.

But, let's be serious, why do some people indirectly mock me when I come up with these funny acronyms? Do they think I don't know what I'm doing for making them memorable? Don't they know I'm the author or this book below? It teaches you how to use mnemonics to remember anything.

I could go out today without a phone and come back with 50 phone numbers stored in my brain. I put the secret in that book below.

If I look at your MasterCard for 10 seconds, I have memorized it. So, these acronyms are nothing.

Book image refused to upload.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:39am On Feb 03, 2025
Ojemedad:
Advice to new traders, when learning crypto learn from who teach you both ways, I mean when to enter the market when to hold and when to sell.

Never learn from who only tells you to hold, never learn from someone who only believes the market goes up or only gives you inspiration instead of reasons.

Ilegend you are a practical teacher 👍. But your teachings sometimes are too cumbersome grin
Lol

I guess I'm not good at summary and I explain as if I'm teaching kids, which some people (adults) dislike, but it works. I'll learn to summarize, but it's hard.

The core of the message will be lost. In my upcoming crypto book series, I'll try this concise route. If I can't do it, I'll use ChatGPT to do it as long as it doesn't omit the meat of my message.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:15am On Feb 03, 2025
Nickelodeon93:
you are not a failure..



Nobody expected it...


If I knew how to trade futures, I would have short btc
Yeah, you're right. But a newbie will see it as failure. They expect you to get it 100%. 80% is unacceptable to them, hence I mostly don't make calls cuz I'll surely take the blame for whatever happens. They think we're magicians.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:11am On Feb 03, 2025
Look at that that box, of those greens turn red, by brother, BUY! MORE! Those are RSI and 21 EMA. I know what you're thinking. Did you give me money to buy more? Oya, sorry. Watch the show.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 3:02am On Feb 03, 2025
Bought. I'll buy again if it stubbornly goes to 88k (middle of the wall) or 84k (bottom of the wall), then again if it breaks the wall of J and goes to 74k or worse, wall of China, the yellow walls.

Tips: Use higher TF, learn to be patient, have rules, have funny strategies that work, have backups, never be emotionally attached to money, never trade with other people's money, especially when you're new or even an OG and most importantly, smile and buy when others are complaining/bleeding and transfering their angers on innocent people.

"The market rewards a specialist."

If 5 green phase 2 happens, it'll take us to 88k and phase 3 to 84k. I pray it doesn't happen for the sake of newbies who are already frustrated with the situation on ground.

The sad thing is, they don't even know we've experienced worse dumps than this in sell year of a bull market.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m):
Today is Monday and as we discussed when BTC was at 102-104k that we'll hit The Wall of Jericho, we almost did and we even had a 5 green day too. The name sounds funny, but at least it works and that's what matters and not just that, there are a lot of discoveries on it on the chart from 2012-2025.

As I have told you earlier, we've struck gold with this strategy, especially when you add volume analysis, FVG, Dem/Sup, Sup/Resis, and other necessary analysis.

What would I do when it touches the wall? You already know.

My sincere condolences to newbies. See your loses as school fees and don't be discouraged. You'll get them back as long as you don't give up and learn how the industry works.

After buying at 93.3k or maybe 94k, when will I buy again? 91k? No, never. I'll only long again when the first digit, 9 in 94k changes and starts with something lower like 84k, 76k, 68k, 58k and for black swan, 47k, 35k, and 28k.

Alts will be taken seriously a month after QE has started. Experience will teach you a lot and research will expose you to a lot.

So, buckle and study, else, before you return few years later, you'll be met with information overload. There are probably 1-2 million people teach crypto, but by then, you'll have 8-13 million and you'll be overwhelmed and won't know who to trust.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 8:25pm On Feb 02, 2025
emperornoble:
Hand de meet me
hand de meet me AHH AHH
I don die
When you think say coins don bottom out
E go still dip two seconds
Support don turn resistance
This is bloody
How many accounts do you trade with? How did you split your money?

I know you'll say 1 or 2 accounts. Okay, let's assume it's 2. Have you studied about BTC cycle deeply? Yes, you have, but not deeply.
So, you see?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 8:16pm On Feb 02, 2025
@Alexa58, AKA Murderous Clown.

I have never insulted your parents. It's you I attack cuz you too do. You felt so untouchable, so it's time to clip your wings.

If you notice, I alway attach good adjectives when talking about your parents like, innocent, God-fearing, good man, etc. I hold your parents in high esteem and will always do, but I just hate the fat you killed them through your stubbornness, causing them high BP and inflicting mental torture on them. You can be a prodigal son, but killing your parents is a no-no for me.

In my street, when we were kids, the moment we notice you treat you parents badly or cause them depression, we'll catch and beat you. Since I can't catch you in real life, I'll still do it online. If not for you, they would've still been alive.

So, MC, you started this. Any little thing, you type "iLegend clown" and since I don't reply, you felt untouchable. Not anymore, Mr. Murderous Clown.

I respect your parents, but I'm not happy you killed them. Sue me.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 7:46pm On Feb 02, 2025
SuperOnyi:
shocked



Thank you for this post, I lost my KDP account worth millions of naira a few days ago and I know how it pained me. That was the moment I appreciated emotional control, I was even surprised by my calmness. Making that amount of money has always been my dream and seeing it come true and get crushed by a fellow man was heart piercing grin.

Honestly, emotional control is underrated.
Damn! This is sad news. No matter how lightly you say it, I can feel your pains. I have told myself, any site controlled by America, it's just a time bomb waiting for the day it'll break your heart.

This is why I still write for the sake of passive income, but crypto gives more peace of mind when you've mastered it with good risk management. Take heart, dear. This too shall be a story to tell one day and laugh about it.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2025
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 7:39pm On Feb 02, 2025
JoeClefAuthor:
The Wall of Jericho says it's 93k on Monday, but will it happen? I have no idea.
Looks like it going for it.

There is something I want to say, but I don't want everyone to know I struck gold with this indicator. After backtesting all timeframes, I was wowed. It serves way too many purposes and win rate was HIGH!

So, we have a higher chance of touching Pa J's wall at 93.3k. The middle of the wall is 88-84k and that bottom is 82k.

I'm sure of touching the gate, but not sure going through it. If we dare go close to The Wall of China, people will commit suicide. cheesy

If this is your first year, don't feel bad you're bleeding. It's normal. Just make sure you're not among those complaining without taking notes and jotting things down. Those notes will be your guild next cycle.

Whoever sees the bigger picture and where liquidity is wins.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 10:54am On Feb 02, 2025
SmallDick99:
Omo I shock o, ordinary 10× leverage gets me shivering let alone a 100×, but damn, that will be madly profitable cheesy

When I grow up, I will try it smiley
Extremely profitable, but I only enter them when all my metrics approve it. I enter it with the intention to lose so that price will go to where I want, but "sadly" I end up winning more than 80% of them.

Good entry, patience, knowing the trend, and having backups, which gives me confidence, are the recipes for the success. Your victory is in the entry.

Any trade I'm in and my heart rate increases or I start praying or makes me to constantly check my chart, I consider it a bad trade.

So, I no longer indulge in trades that'll warrant those two things (prayer and increased heart beat). I know how much milla I lost in such trades back then. I almost ran mad while shivering. cheesy This was when I was emotionally attached to money. Not anymore. Experience is the best teacher.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 10:28am On Feb 02, 2025
SmallDick99:
wow my chief is using 100× leverage shocked

$$
No try am o! It's a trap trade. I'm willing to lose it.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 10:26am On Feb 02, 2025
LincolnOnyeabor:
Saw a double top on the daily On Bi tcoin.

We might test some string support levels soon.
Our ITK Murderous Clown will soon tell you if you know what double top is. Were you not the same person he attacked last time because you mentioned double top? I laughed so hard at the clown. He felt TA was invented by someone from his family, so he started killing them one by one to inherit it.

He thinks everyone is a dummy. I read his reply to you since it was just 4 lines, else I wouldn't have bothered.

I'll throw my credibility out the window for some days just to troll the sh!t out of that bitter murderer. I might forgive him sha, but if the mentions me directly or indirectly, I resume. cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 9:47am On Feb 02, 2025
Alexas58:
Cheers 🥂

The use of tight stop loss is adviced at this point
Murderous clown is now scared to reply. You see how I psychologically controlled you into being scared and will control you to crawl out. cheesy

I'll always remind you of how you killed your innocent father and your new name from today is Murderous clown who killed his father with 50 pips of stubbornness. MCWKHFW50POS. I hope your loving and innocent mom hasn't been sent home too by you. If I find out you've also done away with her, I'll look for you and I'll...

I'm more petty than you and I'm not good at forgiving. You go hear ween for my hand.

My 3 day ban will be over in few hours and I'll move back to my main account. Mind you, I'm being playful with a pinch of seriousness, but the name Murderous clown is permanent. I'll mention it at every slight opportunity I get.

Whenever you see: MCWKHFW50POS, or Mr. MC (Murderous Clown) for short, just know it's you. Other people might end up using it and you'll think it's my alternate accounts. No, they're not me, I don't do alternate banter. I do things with my full chest.

So, the loud MCWKHFW50POS has finally coward out. You thought you're the only one who's good at trolling and always mentioning names. Shameless murderer. You dey troll person wey get 24/7 free light, he works from home and most of his incomes are passive? You never start.

Person wey dey monitor chart 24/7 wan fight with person wey dey enter sizable trade for different exchanges and abandon them for weeks or months.

You probably don't know I have way more free time than you, but chose mostly to ignore and never read all your mentions.

Anyway, Mr. MC-WKHFW50POS, have a blessed morning and please, don't kill innocent people again.

If you take my banter seriously, you're on your own, but I'll still call you Murderous Clown.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 9:22am On Feb 02, 2025
Valwezzy:
What’s the name of this indicator?
Check citNairaland Telegram group.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m):
Alexas58:
Denial!

This is one of the clowns that told people not to take profits in November !
This clown, you're overdoing it. Attacking everyone left and right trying to prove a point. Being capable of killing your innocent dad, a good man for that matter with your stubbornness doesn't mean every man is a weakling. Rest small. I used to think I'm the loudest here, but no, I don't even come close.

You're the richest, smartest, finest, best in TA in the world, the greatest guru of our time, all your calls are 101% correct, you've never lost a trade before, etc. but you're jumping too much. I thought you've read 48 Laws of Power? Apply one of those rules even if it's just once in your life.

If you type epistle, I won't read. 4 lines is the highest I can condone.

Oya, post your 50 pips as the richest man in town, predictable clown. cheesy

The Wall of Jericho I just named some days ago is already popular and impactful than you now and in 10 years time, it'll still be remembered more than you. What about 5 Green Day? That one can't be forgotten on this thread, you, on the other hand, just stay away for 6 months and we'll forget you. Why? Zero impact. It's all about attack, abuse and 50 pips. grin

Come up with something that'll make your name stick. Even "Trade like a champion" is someone's saying on YouTube. Be creative, not always abusive and revengeful day and night. Yes, I know you've killed before, but you can't kill us. You'll fade in due time—only your impact will remain, which you have none.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:29am On Feb 02, 2025
This video is not bad for your consumption. It's about the 4 year market cycle and how many days involved. Nothing new, but he made some sense.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GASxEZYUKI?si=mFgY1GlKUHkUsNYy


The one below is a repost of a similar video by another creator.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8wvCwnI_Qk?si=NzKGOlE6XdNa8Mws
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:18am On Feb 02, 2025
The Wall of Jericho says it's 93k on Monday, but will it happen? I have no idea.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:02am On Feb 02, 2025
Talking about market sentiment, I had the indicator called Market Sentiment by LuxAlgo and it's wow!

If you look at those bars, they are telling me about RSI, %K, StochRSI, CCI, Bull Bear Power, MA, VWAP, Bollinger Band, ST, REG, etc.

The moment you understand how to read what the bars are telling you in different timeframes, you'll be ahead of most.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 5:01am On Feb 02, 2025
Clemss88:
God will punish all those manipulating the market. angry
No cause for alarm. Just understand the market and plan ahead and you'll be glad there is manipulation. If manipulation stops, I'll quit crypto. Just understand market sentiment, volume, and macros and you're set.

Every other thing becomes easy and also, judging the market based on history, which mostly repeats and higher timeframe will help a lot. That is just the vague secret you need and you can study further on them.

I know it's difficult to learn when you're losing and that's why everyone thinks I'm crazy. One day, they'll understand they are the ones that are crazy for not learning even at the WORST time in the market. grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m):
No one knows where the top will be, but this indicator disagrees. It nailed all the tops of 2013, 2017, and 95% accuracy in 2021 — you just need to start paying attention to it starting from the 20th of October of Sell Year. Its accuracy is 95-99.99%.

Check the Telegram group to get the name. Use it on 1 week timeframe and have more confidence in the direction of our final destination for the bullrun and potential dump price ranges.

Those 4 red arrows are prices of interest for the top. The yellow arrows are prices of interest for a correction. It's left for you to use your judgement to choose your poison.

Na secret I give you like this o, cuz I want you to be 5 steps ahead.

Imagine one simple indicator telling you what will most likely happen in the future and even in the past. Isn't that a cheat code? Work smarter. If you think you can do everything manually in this day and age, you'll be left behind.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:15am On Feb 02, 2025
saddler:
In crypto, only the greedy ones loses. cool
No, only those without rules. When you have rules, even your loss is a win, trust me.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 12:05am On Feb 02, 2025
So, to every newcomer, just stay organized and be careful with lower timeframes. Let your first cycle be a cycle of experience, not profit. If you're fixated on profit in your first cycle, you'll be frustrated and have only negative things to say about crypto.

Those boxes in the image below have accounts just waiting for any disaster that'll take it there to activate. Be more prepared than others and you'll never complain because you're ahead of the game. Even when market makers or institutions manipulate the market, you say, "Bring it on! I'm ready for it."

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m): 11:46pm On Feb 01, 2025
See, become emotionally detached from money and it'll come to you faster, then stick to your rules and you'll thank me later. Crypto is fun and easy when you have a solid foundation and obey rules.

The rule I'm using on this trade is: I can only sell when the first or second digit of 100k changes. Whatever the third digit changes to, I don't care.

What if it refuses to go below 100.6k that it's currently at? I don't still care. I'd rather lose the money than disobey the rule. Money wey all of us go die leave behind na him I dey shiver for? No lah!

Obeying rules is as hard as being patient, but it's learnable.

Set 5 rules and follow them. Out of all the rules, only 1 of them should be flexible while the rest are rigid and carved in stones.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by JoeClefAuthor(m):
Attention, please. I want to call on everyone who has been defending me and everyone who has been attacking me.

Please and please don't put emotions.

The person you are attacking is actually enjoying it, though he doesn't read 98% of the comments.

Everything that happened here, it's only about 4 comments from sensible people I read.

But at least, knowing that he is keeping the haters busy sometimes is cool.

He is never going to change. In fact, he is going to do more. So, just don't do it with emotions and become enemies with one another.

Do it lightly, then just ignore. Life without some dramas is boring, but don't be too fixated on it.

You know I'm the most arrogant person in the world, so haters' opinions is mostly for amusement and whatever caused it will be repeated.

I'm not the only one who deserves joy — they deserve it too.

So, when they say negative things about me and people liked it, which I'm always one of those people, haha, they feel good about themselves too. It's a win-win.

We all need to feel good — it shouldn't be monopolized by one arrogant Rivers man who doesn't pay electricity bill but has it 24/7 over people who pay 500k per month on electricity, but it's never constant.

You know, arrogant people like us always feel good about ourselves by default, but these people need validation.

So, my good people while we fight and splash spit on the table, just remember everyone here has 80 years or less left and surprisingly, time flies.

Was it not yesterday you were just a kid, but look at you now, growing hairs in strange places. Isn't time flying? Maybe, you haven't noticed it, but don't worry, you soon will.

The moral of my post is, drama is fun, but being focused and achieving something you'll leave behind that'll make your lineage happy, progressive and generates passive income is way better.

GLE-BOSS, Wall of Jericho, 5 Greens Days, this and that are now intellectual properties. Those acronyms are even more known than my abusers and 10 years from now, they'll still be remembered, but my attackers will be forgotten.

This is why I develop most of my strategies. I want to make them so easy and fun that even my mom will have interest because of how simplified I have made them look.

I love passive and cumulative income over active income (day trading), hence my fixation in developing strategies that'll help with them.

You all are wonderful people and don't be drown in conflict, but in taking your lineage out of poverty even if you think everyone there is rich already. What about religious poverty? Economic poverty?

See, if you still buy 100% of your food, and don't produce at least 40% from you farm, which maybe, managed by others, you're still poor.

All these rich men you see have farms. One day, when an excruciating inflation will hit the world, you'll understand this post better.

One day, when farmers say, "We are never going to sell our produce to any living thing, it's better they spoil than we sell them," you'll realize non-farmers are actually poor ones and in 7 days, most of the rich people will start die of starvation — their money can't save them because they don't understand economic poverty.

Finally, life is just one big experimental simulation where none of us is getting out alive no matter how loved or hated you are. Since it's that way, only your inventions, creation and quotes will survive, then never quit because of online abuses.
Click like for option A and share for option B.

A: To be abused online, but loved by your family and friends offline and your money keeps coming while you sleep without actively lifting a finger for the rest of your life.

B: To be loved online, but everyday, you're getting up at 5 AM to get ready to go serve your master, else there won't be money for you to survive and salary isn't up to $200.

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