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I hate announcing the winner of a competition because I always put myself in the shoe of the person who didn't win but had a higher and favourable expectations of the outcome because he or she felt they deserve to win — they gave their best without hiding anything. I'm sober, so it's between SuperOnyi Vs C2Ok. Also, between Adasun Vs one other person but I won't mention his or her name. Since I'm sober, my final choice is SuperOnyi. If I were high, I'm hardly high though because I hate being addicted to things, it may have been someone else. I noticed a couple of other people who deserve it even more, but his reply was the first to catch my attention. Letting go has become difficult. So, he won. I want him to choose the person he feels should've won. SuperOnyi 5k card and that person he'll choose will be 2k card. People who haven't posted should continue dropping theirs because this thread will stand the test of time. It won't be abandoned. We'll use it as a source of motivation every year and to assess how far we've gone with our resolutions. |
1K views has arrived and I have read and digested all comments. I even learned a lot and I'll steal some points and add in my own. Some were detailed — I love them. Some were straight to the point — I like them. Some contained sexual honesty — I adore them. In summary, all of them were honest based on what is itching them the most at this time if their lives, but some were blunt and unapologetic in nature. One of such will be my winner. One thing you must know about me. Ever since I started doing little giveaways on Nairaland, I have never rigged or favor anyone or any gender. I have never used an alternate to pay myself. I give to who I think is the winner or who the people choose as their winner. In this corrupt world, lies will make you rich, but sincerity will make you wealthy and healthy.
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superintendents:I'll choose a winner after the page has reached 1k views. |
I'll soon go through them and pick my winner. Waiting for more comments before I make my choice. |
[quote author=Mróla7 post=127592083]Good evening,can I be added to that WhatsApp page[/quote]Tried quoting you, but got banned for 3 days. ![]() Refer to my reply above. Click the link above. |
Screenshots taken from different exchanges. In picture 1, Turbo completed the 3 boxes in a day. Typing...
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The 3 Magical Boxes of Crytpo (AKA: The 3 Wise Boxes) See, what I'm about to reveal to you for free is simple, but if someone charges you 50k to reveal it, you're lucky, PAY. Since I'll be dropping it for free, I'm 90% sure you won't see the value. In crypto, we have resistance, support, parabolic move, etc. I love to divide parabolic into 3 types. 1. The 3 Wise Box Parabolic 2. Super Parabolic 3. Total Annihilation Parabolic In this post, we'll only discuss number 1. When you open your exchange app to view the chart of a coin, click the 1 day time frame, then get ready. In the background, you'll see horizontal lines with corresponding price. I call Line 1 to line 2 BOX 1 Line 2 to line 3 BOX 2 Line 3 to line 4 BOX 3 And so on. From my experience of trading futures in more than 50 exchanges, I discovered something which people who want to short or long the market will benefit from. When you want to short a newly listed coin in futures or even an old altcoin, make sure the 3 boxes is a "yes" before you go ahead, else DON'T. DON'T. DON'T. You can, but only if you're a pro. Even if you're a pro, you'll make more money if the 3 boxes is a yes. "What is this almighty 3 Wise Boxes?" You asked. See them in the images below. Typing... |
chimex38:No, I'm too stubborn to listen. |
How to write a book, how to repair phones, and electronics, how to barb, how to fix electrical issues at home, how to sew, how to last long in bed, how to cook, graphic design, how to trade crypto and co. and the list is endless.... |
ATTENTION, PLEASE This is what will happen. I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. I'll add everyone to a group. I'll privately assign a number to each person. I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her. I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner. I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress. Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common. At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group. These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent. Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like The Lions The Eagles The Whales The Tigers Etc. After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words. Example 1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed) 2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success) 3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease) 4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance) And so on... You get the point. Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker. This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group. Your introduction in the group will be simple. I'm Steve, from Ondo state. I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are 1. Coding like a pro 2. Master graphics like a pro 3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family 4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month That is it for now. So, send me your 1. Moniker: 2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name: 3. Email: 4. WhatsApp no: 5. Chosen accountability app: 6. Zodiac sign: Via WhatsApp: 09060760264 Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group. |
ATTENTION, PLEASE This is what will happen. I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. I'll add everyone to a group. I'll privately assign a number to each person. I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her. I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner. I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress. Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common. At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group. These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent. Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like The Lions The Eagles The Whales The Tigers Etc. After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words. Example 1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed) 2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success) 3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease) 4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance) And so on... You get the point. Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker. This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group. Your introduction in the group will be simple. I'm Steve, from Ondo state. I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are 1. Coding like a pro 2. Master graphics like a pro 3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family 4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month That is it for now. So, send me your 1. Moniker: 2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name: 3. Email: 4. WhatsApp no: 5. Chosen accountability app: 6. Zodiac sign: Via WhatsApp: 09060760264 Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group. |
ATTENTION, PLEASE This is what will happen. I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. I'll add everyone to a group. I'll privately assign a number to each person. I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her. I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner. I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress. Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common. At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group. These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent. Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like The Lions The Eagles The Whales The Tigers Etc. After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words. Example 1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed) 2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success) 3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease) 4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance) And so on... You get the point. Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker. This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group. Your introduction in the group will be simple. I'm Steve, from Ondo state. I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are 1. Coding like a pro 2. Master graphics like a pro 3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family 4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month That is it for now. So, send me your 1. Moniker: 2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name: 3. Email: 4. WhatsApp no: 5. Chosen accountability app: 6. Zodiac sign: Via WhatsApp: 09060760264 Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group. |
Angrigowt:Wow! Nice advice. Even when I was in my mom's womb, doing Yahoo has been my dream job. How do I start, Sir? Any past question paper so that I can prepare for the interview? I wouldn't want to miss this opportunity. |
With all these lack of job, suicide is not the way, Dear. Job is not even the way. There is wealth waiting for you if you solve people's problems. Trust me. |
To partake in the Procrastination and Distraction ( P & D ) program, reply this with I'm interested. |
Now you get the picture. If this venture is popular by then and we have more than 2k registrants, then that's where the money is made. You see, the focus is not about the money, but solving people's procrastination and distraction (P & D) problems. This is why I said you should proffer solutions to people's problems and you'll never lack even though your intention is not to make profit. That is how I wrote all those relationship books that changed my life financially today. I shared everything in those books for free as articles without any intention it will generate money. Years later, after too much abuse from my lovely haters advising me to stop posting rubbish relationship tips and go make money, I turned the content they called rubbish to millions. As they say, there is cash in trash, but only if you can handle the negative trash people say about you. What did you learn from this post? 1. You can go to school if you have the money, but remember a degree is not a source of income, but a source of pride and your family's bragging right 2. Solve your own problem first And while doing it, acquire a digital skill 3. Stay dedicated and focused (one of the hardest for most people) 4. Solve other people's problems for free first 5. Now that they love and trust your solution, start charging late comers money because the early boomers will vouch for you on its efficacy and as you know, words of mouth is powerful Typing... |
Now, your question is, how do you make money from it? Based on the success, after 3-5 years of doing it for free and spending my own money, people will pay 5k or thereabout for registration. Why? Because people only pay attention when they pay for something or when they're about to be paid for something. This fee will not even be my money — it will go into the account of the most dedicated registrant. If 400 people register in 2028 and each paid 5k, that will be 5000x400 = 2,000,000. (Two Million Naira.) Since the year is 2028, it means the registrants will achieve 8 things in that year. The best registrant goes home with 800k from the 2 million. Why 800k? Because the year is 2028. The last number is 8. The rest of the money will kept for next year and other logistics because in 2029, we may have only 100 registrants and that will amount to 500k. We'll need extra 400k to add up to get 900k for the overall best achiever. Now you get the picture. If this... Typing... |
This is how it works: The year 2024 has the last number 4. This means, you'll write down 4 things you MUST achieve in 2024. If you achieve them without being distracted, you stand a chance to be paid. In 2025, you'll write 5 things you MUST achieve and it goes on until you've achieved most of your dreams in life. This program is just to kill procrastination and distraction and make you stay focused. It's not a mentorship program, but accountability. When someone is monitoring us, we tend to stay more focused and organised than when we're roaming on our own without a supervisor. This is why women always want an alpha man in their lives so that they'll behave. With a weakling, a woman will just act as she wants. So, we all need scrutiny to be disciplined and on track. This is the solution I'm bringing to the table. Now, your question is... Typing... |
What's the new problem I want to solve for people? PROCRASTINATION AND DISTRACTION. This one is eating a huge percentage of the world's population up. Why? Because I have been through it and I found a solution called accountability. Most people's BIG dreams have not been achieved because of this little sickness called P & D. I'm gathering people who are battling with procrastination or distraction and at the end of the year, they always feel like failures because they didn't achieve their plans for that year. There is 100k to be won at the end of 2024. In 2025, the money will increase. It's all about me or someone that works for me checking up on you on the 15th of every month to see if you're regressing or progressing. It's free and if you progress and fulfil your new year's resolutions, you get a chance to be paid at the end of the year. This is how it works... Typing... |
So, while you're trying to make progress in life in the digital world, don't expect only positive criticisms or comments. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Only 1 negative comment or review can ruin your mood and motivation for a week, but as a sharp guy, dust it off and keep doing what you're doing. Be stubborn in your growth if you want to succeed. Your success will shut them up at the right time and they'll even end up begging you for money to buy food. It's better to be the one giving than the one begging. Solve problems for a group of people or gender, promote the solutions, and smile to the bank as you plan and reinvest. That is the secret of wealth in the digital age. PERIOD! Typing... |
Oh, before I end this post, I'll want to remind you that I created a post some days ago and someone said, "You talk too much." Here was my reply. Typing...
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In summary, no one cares about your degrees, they care about what you can do for them either for money or for free. The ones they pay for are the ones they value the most. On that list above, someone from France bought one of my books for $43. That is more than 50k. This person will value that book and will read everything word for word because it's his sweat he used to buy it. This same book this oyibo man bought for 50k last month, I have given it to my fellow Nigerians for free before but I doubt they knew the value. To cut the long story short, have a digital skill that generates recurring income while you sleep, else work work for others for the rest of your life. The fight is about Freedom of your time Vs No freedom of your time. Choose wisely and run with it (as president Tinubu will say). Oh, before I end this post... Typing... |
I want to say a big thank you to all the countries that patronized me last month, November, 2023. Nigeria France United States Australia Netherlands India Rwanda Sweden Estonia Indonesia Pakistan Belgium Sint Maarten Japanese Malaysia Taiwan Romania I don't even know there is a country called Sint Maarten until today. France, you guys always buy at least a copy of my book for 50k every month. I thought you guys don't speak English. Anyways, thanks a bunch. Typing...
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This is why they say the rich keeps getting richer while the government keeps scamming the poor via school fees, hike in fuel, goods and services, and even hike in governance while minimum wage remains stagnant for ages. While developing a digital skill, DON'T EVER compare yourself with successful people in your field because it will trigger desperation and this may lead to depression which may make you quit because you feel it's not working for you like others. Calm down. Neediness is the fastest way to failure. I'm not discouraging skills that don't generate recurring income — I'm only telling you the ones that do are better for you. Having both is not a crime. What are some digital skills that generate recurring income? The BAYUBARS Method of Online Wealth 1. Book Publishing (BP) 2. Audio Book (AB) 3. YouTube Videos (YTD) 4. Udemy Videos (Courses) (UV) 5. Blog/Forum (BF) 6. Affiliate Merch-keting (AMK) 7. Reinvest and Repeat (RAR) 8. Bonus: Software/App The first money you have, buy a laptop and the second money you have, use it to buy a professional camera. If you already have a laptop, then the first money you have, buy a professional camera, not an expensive phone. After you start seeing the fruit of your labor, it's time to diversify. I want to say a... Typing... |
My advice is, try and acquire a skill that'll generate you money even when you're dead like our lovely Mohbad. He's gone, but his intellectual properties will keep generating his family royalties. Don't acquire a skill that when you're dead or sick, money stops coming. Though, this kind of skill is better than none, but try your best to acquire skills that'll generate you recurring income when you're gone. Trust me, this is the best you can do for yourself, your children, and grand children. The skill where you'll do something only once and it generates you royalties or income for life. It doesn't matter how old you are — digital skill that generates recurring income doesn't discriminate. Even Kirikun, that little comedian, makes millions just because he has a digital skill — he makes people laugh and documents them in video formats. Those who watch these videos are indirectly paying him. That is his source of income. A lot of graduates don't see the money that little boy sees. Now that he has recurring income, he can invest some percentages in stocks, crypto, offline, online, etc. through his manager or financial adviser. This is why they say... Typing... |
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