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lolaredvelvet:
I was falsely accused by some white people and got arrested and taking to court for something I didn't do. Facing prison time and all.. the whole experience cost me so much money, stress, tears, sleepless nights and psychological well-being.

But I thank God for mercy

almost same experience like mine.

jonathan show us all your certificate you submitted to inec.

Pdp has made buhari to popular.

jonathan is going back to his home town.

Your people are waiting for you.

there is fire and trouble in the camp of pdp.

pdp agent.

The question is why is pdp so scared of this general? Why can't you all go to the poll if you are so confident you will win?

hahaha thenationonlineng

Pdp mouthpiece.

Not new.

Is there any other?

Next.

Takara:
if sambo can present a letter from ABU's registrar why can't Buhari present a letter from his school principal?

can you imagine ?

Can't think of any regretful day.

But a memorable day. Here it is

inside the prison for 3days,
Had a case which almost end up in court.
Hundreds of thousands were spent.

That's all.

f u c k marriage. I don't need a wife.

jonathan show us your certificate

the only thing that can guaranty piece and destruction of boko haram is this.

See picture below.

priscaoge:
Indisputable FACT

shut up. What fact.

if the poster is a graduate and has a certificate... I am disappointed in the nigeria educational system. Laughing and judging from the grammatical blunders on his post.

If I may ask what school did you graduated from? Otuoke bayesa university as cluesless and GEJ and PEJ.

one of the reason GEJ need to go back home.

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Telephone is not for the poor - david mark



I will go on exile if second niger bridge is not completed before 2015 - Jonathan
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Jonathan is going back to bayesa come may 29 2015 ishiaAhlla

We are ready to investigate jonathan fraud PHd. and sambo fire burnt certificate.



Can we see jonathan and sambo certificate immediately?

Now treading.

Jonathan and sambo show us your certificate?

due to the controversial buhari certificate by pdp demands.

Can we now see jonathan and sambo certificate?

All apc fan come here please.

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EroticAngelina:
Lwkmfly!!!!!! maybe because they use it to disturb ladies and some use it to rapee. Thats y i tell ladies, if u wanna inflict pain on a man, just grab and draw his testicless with great, mindblowing force hehe

wicked. You wan kill person? Not every body can survive such pain.

But Then wait for him to get back to you. Revenge!

pdp is running out of ideals.

They have lost this one.

Welcome your new president in bayesa

first the testicles is organ just like the heart and kidney. But its stays outside the body.

More than any other bodily injury, getting
hit in the testicles is probably what every
man dreads most. Of all the soft, fleshy spots
on the human body, none register the same
kind of incapacitating, end-of-the-world
pain as the family jewels. What causes such inconceivable pain?

Well, for starters, a shot to the balls is just like any other physical strike to the body: because of nerves, it’s gonna hurt. Unlike most other parts of your body, though, your scrotum lacks protection in the form of bones, large muscle mass, and fat.

The testes are just wee little glands, and they’re going to absorb the
whole force of the blow all on their own. Another thing that makes a ball shot so
painful is the same thing that makes almost
every other sensation down there so much
fun. Your groin has a ridiculously high
number of sensory nerve endings, and such
generous innervation makes good and bad touches alike very noticeable sensations. And the pain doesn’t just stay down there in
the scrotum.

It insists on radiating
throughout the groin and up into the
abdomen (and, psychically, out to every
other dude standing within a few feet),
leading to a weird stomach ache. This is the work of a phenomenon known as referred
pain, which is when a sensation originating
at one spot travels along a nerve root to
other parts of the body and is perceived as
happening there, too. It’s the same thing
that’s going when you get an ice cream headache. In this case, the pain starts in your balls and travels up the perineal and
pudendal nerves and the spermatic plexus,
which cover real estate in the groin and
abdomen, around the spine and even a little
ways down into the anus, to make it feel
like death has come for most of your lower body.


Location, Location, Location Why is such a sensitive and delicate body
part just hanging there in the open? The
placement of the testicles is inconvenient,
but absolutely necessary. The testes’ job is
to produce sperm, and sperm are very
fragile.

They’re extremely sensitive to high and low temperatures, and must be kept
away from the rest of the body and
relatively exposed to maintain the right
climate. They can handle human body
temps for only one to four hours, or the
average amount of time it takes them to travel through the female reproductive tract
and fertilize an egg. Internal testes or any
type of significant shielding for them would
heat them up too much, too early and make
them drop out of the race well before
reaching the egg, rendering them useless.

The scrotum isn’t just a dumb sack swaying
in the breeze, though. In deference to our
genetic interests, our bodies subconsciously
thermoregulate our balls by flexing the
cremasteric muscle and drawing the
scrotum up closer to the body when it gets too cold and dropping it when it’s hot. This
optimized, on-the-fly sperm storage is
precise enough that each testicle can be
repositioned independent of its twin in
order to get the temperature just right,
explaining their sometimes asymmetrical dangle.

m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=31182

he can not possibly stop corruption but reduce the degree.

They are corrupt people in china even with strict government law but don't make them caught you. do it at your risk. If found wanting you are on your own.

Its about the institutions. When there is a president that give a free hand to efcc to do their work corruption will be a thing of the past.

And when officers are promoted by merit it will strengthening the institutions. Remove those who are not performing.

Equip the police and fund them. when money that is ment for something is been use and spent justly then corruption will be minimum.

This will rebrand the already damage name nigeria already has.

whether bovi likes it or not. GEJ must go back to otuopke

GEJ welcomes to bayesa

if they are people who do not vote or have a pvc are people from the south east. They are too busy with business and do not believe in government and politics. Due to the last civil war.

The real people that vote and have pvc in large numbers are the north and south west. The people you called illiterate who are in the north can easily be decide by the elIte on who to vote for since they have no choice of their own.

Second are the west and meddle belt before the south south.

And one of the reason gej will lose this election is that south east and south do not vote. I mean the large population of them many do nor even have this current pvc .

Check history

if jonathan wins the election good? But if jonathan ring the election he is the cause of the war that will before nigeria.

I only pity those that are in the north who are likely to suffer the violence cost by gej.

Gej government has afflicted the people in the north. What kind of good luck is that?

He is simply a bad luck. A luck that cost others pain?

And to think of it. His personal ambition is more important to him. He doesn't care of the 20,000 life lost because of him been in aso rock.

he is claiming to be a christian. What kind of christian is he?

welcomes to bayesa obgere papa 1 of bayesa

sending jonathan where he belong not aso rock anymore.

they all knw they will vote for buhari.

Those are rented crowd.

Eat pdp money and go their way.

this should be an old sure story. Pdp will lost the north. Apc should focus on the south.

Pdp is in trouble. If jonathan loses. All the pdp seating governors will defeat to apc immediately.

History to pdp how jonathan came and destroy the party.

He was really a God sent you knw. To cause problem for the ruling party for opposition to deliver nigeria. If only you understand mystics

kill worms and not the plant.