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Family › Re: Places Where You Can Find A Serious Relationship by Joel3(m): 10:44am On Jan 06, 2014
Just remind me of the guy on nl who sing a song aboki shine my dick. Aboki shine my dick. Waist shouder knees and teo... Aboki shine my dick. Anyway back to op, when a girl says she is 27 just knows that she is 30 something. Anyway at op you might want to upload a picture so i can be able to tell you why you are not getting admires. Let me tell you this trick and it works like charms. dont always wait for guys to walk up to you and start toasting you, that is where many girls have it wrong. every time you see a guy you really like walk up to him and say something, just give him some green light and the opportunity for him to voice out and flow. For real he will ask for your number, and If yet he didn't toast you. then move to another. Keep doing it . I tell you, you will have loads of admires here and their. Goodluck.
Romance › Re: How Do Know If Boy Ȋ̝̊̅§ A Virgin by Joel3(m): 9:30am On Jan 06, 2014
Some of you dont know a virgin boy can be a guru in the game, knows all the spots of woman after watching porns and reading magazines. Self serving and all that. But the only thing is that is dick has not enter a V hair. Some guys are good learners they simply knows how to fish before they get to the river. Some virgins can know more then disvirgins. The day i disvirgin the girl did not even know she thought i was already in the game because i was a pro in it after i have watch alot of porn all my life. She was even telling me to take it easy on her after great mourning.So sorry dear you can never know a virgin boy, except he says the truth with his mouth.
Romance › Re: His Ex Cursed Him After He Broke Up With Her, Will The Curse Affect Him? by Joel3(m): 8:51am On Jan 06, 2014
This thing is kind of common with guys and girls who once abuse a relationship, when guys used and dump girls who truly love them. And after they have move aheadl the jouney is not always rosery. deferent girls or guys usually lost interest in them or turn them down. What i believe it karma.


and when they begin to think maybe that girl or guy ly curse am me. Yes i have seen girls lying curse on guys. Saw one the other day naked herself facing a shrine and hammering curse on a guy. I also heard a guy cursing a girl for eat his money decieve him and run away.

even a girl once told me about 5years ago that i will never see any girl like her again all i did was just smh. But since then i really havent seen any good girl. Most time guys want to go back to them because the girls they are meeting cannot be compared to her. this is not only to guys it both parties. When a girl cheats on guys who love them they eat his money, pay her school fee or what have you, and run away. when this set of guys curse them it not always funny,they normally have husband issues in future runing from church to church.
Romance › Re: Her Ex Is Finer And Richer Than I Am..please Help!!! by Joel3(m): 8:10am On Jan 06, 2014
Finer? Anyway. When u r dating a girl who is not a virgin alway have it at the back of your mind that she has been to several relationship and she must have loved some other guys. And the chance to go back is counsidering high, to some guys she truly love it will be difficult to forget them so easily, by the time does past memories and effection begin to playback on her mind she will give in, and most especially when the guy want it back or come back to beg her all she does is go in tears and forgive him and then you in a hot soap. girls naturally like going back to past love it is in their nature. Although they might still keep the new catch along then dating mutiple guys. That why i dont take relationship serious.
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You know About Nairaland Who Introduce You Here by Joel3(op): 12:37am On Jan 06, 2014
then my post or comment was feed up with indecency and what have you, any thread involving pussy and penis that is the thread you will find me, and any thread about female and male relationship issues there i come and always involve in bashing or exchanging word with people, i never keep quite when i am insulted on any thread, as i alway retaliate, although i was a good contributor and very good in advising and helping people, as i can sacrifice my time and effort just to help or please someone out there, i'm fond of doing such as peoples problem is been carried more then mine own, i get bitter when i have not say my mind on any issues.


as of when i returned from oversea 5 years ago and after about a year plus or so i repented and i become a saint, from there i was spiritually tested and i believe it was God who was directing me to deferent shape of life and the way of life and the knowledge i need to my future, so i just turn to whatever nature has for me or direct me to, so i hate indecency thread or anything involving such, you can hardly see me on romance or sexuality section from 2010 or any other than Religious section, then i open this ID after repented and i became attach to that section and a guy called goshen was my friend in there he was also a good contributor on that section we do exchange argument about bible verse. you cannot find any porn movie or picture on my laptop or phone even till now i don't do with such i just hate it, i was on the Religion section 24/7 as i became spiritually rugged, tested with wisdom and understanding about the world behind the physical eyes and how things operates.

until i read the bible up and down and became confuse with what i saw. i was like did God really inspired this holy book? i faulted my faith though but i am still a believing Christan but in deferent view from the way the bible portray it to be, anyway let not go into all that for now.


but when the atheist finally taken over that religion section, although i once protested that seun should open a new section for Christan and atheist but he refuse and my interest in that section reduce drastically the way atheist bash all thread, so i move over to politics section and all over..

maybe i will end it here.
Nairaland General › Re: A Touching Story by Joel3(m): 10:57pm On Jan 05, 2014
although this story was touching but i don't know if it only me seeing this? if this guy kidney was really remove as exclaimed at least the next day he should have detect it, the stitches must have prompted him know the areas where this was done and it must have occaured to him somthing wrong and some surgical have to done to him. if this particular spot was really uprooted and heal over night its a question to be answered by the real poster itself not a duplicated post. as far as i am concern India has not get to that level

just me though.
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You know About Nairaland Who Introduce You Here by Joel3(op):
so then I came back to romance as the sexuality section is always keeping my mood so high every day and I am not liking it as my manliness alwasy stand attention every minute from post. so I got tired of it and I limit going there. In romance section I became popular but the girls there hate me. Any thread from me they always insult and bash me. they always see the faults on my post and comments they always faults my spelling and English language. Why is because I always take side on any thread about boys and girls as I always join the guys thread against the girls

To be continue
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You know About Nairaland Who Introduce You Here by Joel3(op): 6:54pm On Jan 05, 2014
There was a guy there who was really proud of him self. He talk much about his manliness and how big he was down there. I never pretend like a novice. I do like as if I know all things and I learn a lot from him aswell I never joke with his post or comments that is how I know everything inside the womanliness and how to measure the inches of manliness, each thing I read I go into research that how I found also yahoo answer from google I was also member there and here. I became wired and intelligent above my peers and girls couldn't believe their eye.

To be continue
Nairaland General › How Did You know About Nairaland Who Introduce You Here by Joel3(op): 6:21pm On Jan 05, 2014
This is front page material.


Let start with mine


Well I discovered nairaland through google search the year 2007 when I was searching for a car to buy. When I entered the nairaland auto section I was surprise to see a lot of people buying and selling cars there. so I said to myself does nigeria really have something like this? Well I became regular on that section following the cars threads over there. And looking If I can find any one closer to my budget to buy but I never did because I don't really have money but I love cars. Benz 190 was really on my mind then. This was not the I'D I was using then and I was only familiar with some guys in auto section.


Well I later go round the site section january 2008 where I discovered the romance section. There were a lot of intellectual I must tell you more broaden than I am. my eyes were now open they way things here was. I read and read a lot of comments and bashing. oga 190 was one popular guy then and some few others I still see them on nairaland till date. I started making post and always had bashing from a girl called pat I think 2008 to 09. I am not good in remembering names or I'd . But I became friend with 190 for romance section I don't allow any body to bash him especially from female. Even when he's comments or post and mine don't make much sense we just cover up and attack anybody. Until my post was move to sexuality section one day. I was looking for the post I search and search I couldn't find it then I open another post to enquire about my post then I was told it has been move to sexuality section, that is when I discovered the section called sexuality. when I got in there I was surprise with what I saw. I then abandon romance section for a while. sexuality became my favorite section I begin to learn all the stuffs in there. My friend where surprise how I became wired as I know thing alot. I begin to teach and lecture them the things found on the female body. Girls couldn't believe how I know so much.

To be continue I am on phone.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by Joel3(m): 5:22pm On Jan 05, 2014
I don't pm girls, the girls pm me. The least I can do is follow. Then they will pm me. Try this out.
Family › Re: Connect With Someone Born On The Same Month & Day You Were Born! by Joel3(m): 4:12pm On Jan 05, 2014
idu1: . My birthday mate 22/november . let take it from here . let hookup on whatsapp 07067519427
25 here. that was close so what do you think are u male or female
Romance › Re: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by Joel3(m): 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2014
What? What a beautiful pussy. Your husband will really enjoyed it.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by Joel3(m): 1:26pm On Jan 05, 2014
faakay: Babes are meant to form even on facebook she might not reply you except she's familiar with you or she just like you and want to be friends with you. They love to ignore and it would pain u so since ve discovered this I don't do it anymore.

If you are looking for babes online why not try badoo.com but na runs girls full there sha...

I have never sent PM to any babe on NL and I don't think I would.

You can keep sending pms but seriously u would look like a fool to them.

Meet babes in the real world and talk to them. Simple as abc
i like this
Romance › Re: I Lost This Chance To Have This Chick All Over Me, Danm. Yes I Lost Her.. by Joel3(op): 10:00am On Jan 05, 2014
Lovexme: And who says 'toasting' can only be done in a bus?undecided

If you weren't so timid, you would have proceeded with the intention even after highlighting from the bus.
no bro, i don't toast babe on the street working on the street its my policy.
Phones › Annoying Advertising Sms When You Are Expecting Important Love Sms by Joel3(op): 8:41am On Jan 05, 2014
How does one stop receiving annoying advertising text message from network provider especially when you are expecting important love or romantic text message from someone you are thinking about? The sms is very rampant now.
Phones › Re: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by Joel3(m): 5:53pm On Jan 04, 2014
bobfash: Still want to know if N200 will last for 1 week based on the *440*18# code..... better if I loaded tried it once and it only gave me 80mb for 1 day!
it work becos of the 15mb weekly. 80mb is for N100, you can deactivate and activate another 80bm then everything will be 175mb valid for 1 week.

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