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Christianity Etc › Re: The City Under The Sea | Mystery Of The Iniquity by Joel3(op): 9:17am On Jan 08, 2014
TRANSFORMATION

Finally, the time came that my father took me to the sea. Seagulls were swirling across the gentle waves. The setting sun was a hazy circle behind the gray clouds dipping beyond the horizon. The skyline was marked by the shading between the gray-blue of the sea and the blue-gray of the sky. Suddenly, the sun sank out of sight. The moonlit night darkened, I felt the restless splendor of the sea. I sensed hundreds of eyes, that might or might not have been human, silently watching from the waves.
Finding a rock half in and half out of the water, we climbed upon it to rest. For a moment, I watched the little creatures of the deep as they leaped free of the pull of the tide. Then, in the distance, I saw a form that rose from the crest of the waves. Sea foam crowning his green-dark hair, his hands were raised above his head. He seemed to stand for a moment on his tail. In one instant, with a great splash, he was gone… gone back into the depths of the sea.

“Wow! Did you see him father?”
“Yes Vagalas,” replied my father. “He’s called a merfolk and there are mermaids too. They are scattered throughout seas around the world. Most people that have seen them believe that they are just imaginings, but if you have supernatural ‘eyes to see’, they are actually spirits in one of their many forms. This is the beginning of a great adventure. Here you will meet the “spirits of the sea.” Then my father gave me one of his powerful potions. His eyes shimmered like small sea lights, then turned glassy as the potions began to take effect. I began to feel airy. This form of entrance into a spiritual world is enhanced through drugs or potions, especially the hallucinogenic kind. These drugs are so effective in transporting a person into the spirit world that they are highly sought after by witches and wizards, worldwide.

On the spur of the moment, my father blasted forth with a strong whistle sound and instantly two very powerful demons appeared. All of a sudden, I felt my spirit releasing itself out of my body. One of the demons entered into my body and took control of it to keep my body alive while my spirit was not there. I felt as free as a bird. My father’s spiritual body was moving to take my hand. I looked back to see our bodies, sitting on the rock, as we started walking toward the sea. Our bodies appeared to be alive! It was eye-deceiving, as the bodies were moving and gesturing to each other against the dusk of the night, as demonic spirits occupied each body.
Christianity Etc › Re: The City Under The Sea | Mystery Of The Iniquity by Joel3(op): 9:15am On Jan 08, 2014
INTRODUCTION TO SEA SPIRITS

I know that many will not believe this testimony concerning the ‘City Under the Sea’. They, in fact, will want to believe that it is just a fairy tale. They will try comparing it to something like the stories of “The Little Mermaid” or “The Wizard of Oz.” Believe me, the ‘City Under the Sea’ does exist, spiritually. I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea and know that it’s a real place. This is my testimony of residing with the demon gods under the sea.
Christianity Etc › The City Under The Sea | Mystery Of The Iniquity by Joel3(op): 9:14am On Jan 08, 2014
A Mysterious Book for Thought

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabitors of the earth and of the sea! For the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time,” (Revelation 12:12).

SOURCE? http://mysteryoftheiniquity.com/demonology/the-city-under-the-sea/

Romance › Re: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by Joel3(m): 8:25am On Jan 08, 2014
mizzthang: Eeermmm, Bros eeee

People smile in pictures.... went to ur profile..

U had a a frown or is that ur version of a 'smile' or u are one of those that smiles inside... ?
yes thats is how i do my pictures i get the best out that way and i like it like that. Nothing interest me to smile. I am firm actor like james bond. So we dont smile.
Romance › Re: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by Joel3(m): 12:40am On Jan 08, 2014
mizzthang: ..
yes you heard me
Romance › Re: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by Joel3(m): 11:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
Op, i dont know why you are promoting this topic, what i see here is that you are only promoting it. I see no reason why this thread is still poping up. I think eveerything has been dealth with. Its like wasting of mb still clicking it
Family › Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by Joel3(m): 10:34pm On Jan 07, 2014
pslm23: alright dear... i understand! by the way i love your afro in your profile pic! Time for me to hit the sack. Feels good to be back on NL!!!! g'nite all
do not feel bad about this issue lest you go crying. Is ok. The trust is that nigeria women or marriad men in this society dont like divorce women. They feel she can bring something bad to ones life. Is like show me ur friend and i will tell you who you are. Divorce women hate men alot. they spew trash and bad advice to their female friends. They are hot tempered and are quick to give wrong advice to marriad women. Sometime look done on them like if she know it all why is she a divorceee. Wont she have know the husband she marraid before now. Is like a failure person give advice ofcource no body will find it funny. Sorry girl it will be fine.
Family › Re: I Get Turned On Anytime I'm Breast-feeding My Baby by Joel3(m): 9:57pm On Jan 07, 2014
Poster i dont think that post is coming from you. Maybe you copy it from somewhere.

But anyway, Its normal. Maybe the nipple sucking is one dangerious spot to you. And as the baby is sucking with his soft mouth it tickles you sexually. And you begin to feel intimate sensation on your brain. And you mind might not be on the baby but you are just sexually high. That is to say that baby must be a good sucker.
Family › Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by Joel3(m): 9:49pm On Jan 07, 2014
Yes they run because they feel you might want to influence them with your way of life. married men though dont like for their wife to move with a divorce woman. People see them mostly as useless and outcast who might want to bring distruction to their home. When you cannot manage you home you dont deserve to be friend with them. And people have the mentality that friends of the same feathers flock togather. Some see divorce woman as badluck So they dont want any badluck
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 9:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
there is this guy who was sleeping with a particular chick everytime and the guy thought he was enjoying the girl. Until one day one of my guy went there to see him but unfortunately he just newly slept with the babe, but as this my guy enter the room the whole place was smelling goat. He quickly call the guy out and told me that the babe pussy is not what he think oh. Because he have the gift of smelling things of the spiritual and can see also. He advise the guy of the clear nature of what is going on that he has been sleeping with goat pussy not human. The guy end up holding his head. Things are happening.
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by Joel3(m): 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2014
One ester day like that i saw deferent animals in the center of a street road. They form a circle around. They are duck, chicken, goat, dog rats, and cat. They gether themselve like holding a meeting. I have seen them twice like that after 12mid nights. Things are happening
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by Joel3(m): 7:25pm On Jan 07, 2014
i think the babe should be either one of this,

MissyDivah(f), RomanyChi(f), Incrizz(f), Marieenkay(f), Fellycutie(f), dammiedex, Sexy Sapphire(f), Pretty Junie(f), Linda john(f)


but you be fine boy sha. anyway i hope everything work well for you.
Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Joel3(m): 7:09pm On Jan 07, 2014
Billyonaire: Play him the supersonic game.

Firstly, move to temporal place of residence during your sister`s absence and request for N250,000 as pre-condition for the show, tell him him you wanna use the money to register for a professional course. He will argue about it, so you tell him, if he is not giving you, then u need to get it from someone else. Do not take less.

Once he pays, the 250k, call him within 2hrs of receiving the 250k alert and inform him you just confirmed the funds and called the professional body and they said they need extra 100k, and you need it badly. The stage is set for him to become emotional, do not bulge, demand for it vehemently and call him every 3 hrs to remind him that you need the fucking money. Infact, inform your sister that you need 100k if she can have her husband give you the 100k, at that point the man will be so confused if he is being played by your sister.

If he gives more money, then use it to rent an apartment.
the billionaire has spoken,the id just remind me of the war i had with this guy from religion section.
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Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by Joel3(m): 11:31am On Jan 07, 2014
hustler anthem: lol..i dey fear to bring her name up sef..i no trust bad guys smiley
will you trust me? I say to me privatly and she will be all urs.
Romance › Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Joel3(m): 10:12am On Jan 07, 2014
Something tell me this man will succeed in fucking you. And you cannot not really explain how it happens, men dont really pull back like this so easily he will keep trying and looking for your weakness. And something tell me you invited him at the first place like showing you yansh and breast. Anyway The next thing is that you will open another thread like he force it on me. I dont know how it happen its the work of devil.
Romance › Re: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by Joel3(m): 9:10am On Jan 07, 2014
This suppose to be in sexuality. Anyway every body is not the same so i dont think this thread is called for. Some girls mouns when you grab the bossom. I once had a girl who prefered pressing her yansh more than breast. When she is on heavenly feeling she mouns hold and squeeze my asss tight. Infact be whining it.
Romance › Re: Angered Aunty by Joel3(m): 8:29am On Jan 07, 2014
Umm. Then ask your boyfriend for her number and then call her directly to apologies for not noticing her when she was around. Tell her you are sorry and it wont happen again.
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairaland Chick.. by Joel3(m): 7:42am On Jan 07, 2014
Umm. The funny part is that this same chick you are having a crush on. She might be having a crush to another guy. Anyway just secretly tell me her name and i will help you talk to her.


Dont just worry about i am going to do it. All you need do is to put your pic up there for few days. And i will make her get your attention who knows she might like you. But i hope say nor be the same babe i just newly had a crush on you dey talk about here so.
Family › Re: He Wants To Set Up A Room With N250,000 by Joel3(m): 11:26am On Jan 06, 2014
All i see is someone in a hurry to have privacy to be Bleep pussy. take it slow bro you dont need to hurry. dont ever rent a single room you gonna regret it. Go for a flat when the time come insteand. I rented my first aparment with 250k the year 2008. Three bedroom flat and that was the rent fee. and i regreted it. Never rush in things having to do with start up a new private life and moving from your parent house. Wait a minute 500k can get you a land. And with 2m you can build 2bed room flat. When you start a life outside your parent its very difficult to plan future as monthly bis swallow up ur earnings. I made so many mistake in my past as i always rush in doing things, i dont take advice from any body and it land me inside pit. Buy now i would have gotting my own building but shame on me. so wise up bro.

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