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Empty Hen at it again. today they just wipe out my remaning 300mb delight bonus which make it just 3weeks validity? so which means once 7days is remaing for the 30days validity to expire they will just wipe out the delight bonus in respective of any amount you have in there. i thought it was all for a month like 30 days but no, umm i thought wrong . now i am left with 9pm to 6am for one week. which means i still have 3gb which will expire at nov 6. damm. i got nothing to do with that. bullshit oh wait a minute!! meanwhile i still have 5bg in my airtel valid till january 2014. wow! is time to switch to my airtel. thanks bro airtel. i am liking it. |
really funny. or is this blackmail. |
according to jonathan, he said the final result from the conference will be subjected to the national assembly which means they will have to decide, ofcourse we all know it will never see the light of the day. the house naver represent the people but thier selffish interest and their party. to me its a wrong and stupid statement, he would have said the result from the conference will be send to the national assembly to pass it with demand seeing that its coming from people from grassroot. the national assembly have to pass it not subject to. which make it a mouth service and a waste of time. listen not until we decide for revolution we are still playing around. |
Wait a minute! i just woke up from my sleep with all the noise and hypes about the allege national conference flowing on the air, although i was happy initially from the previous weeks but not until a found out there was no "sovereign" in it, but just a National Conference for Nigerians to discuss? In my take to discuss what? since there is no actions in it? for the fact that there is no action i want no part in it, let me inform you guys, we Nigerians already knows the problem of this country and that’s the plain truth, but we are only paying lip service, lip service with no actions, is just like a barking toothless dog... So my guess is.. why the hype? what is so special about this? My message to Jonathan, is we are still watching and waiting for the leader who will take the bull by the hon. not some bunched-less fellow who have the heart of a fish. if what they organized and currently doing is not all about sovereign national conference but just ordinary national conference? haha Nigeria needs to grow up and face the fact. you guys should not forget about the constitutional amendment? oh You forgot so soon, haven’t you? all the public awareness, campaign, hearings it was all a jamboree, a waste of time, waste of funds and finally nothing came out from it. hahaha forgothing haven’t you… so soon? so this time its National conference? Conference my feet, look when there is no sovereign just forget about me. in Nigeria nothing works. it just a social gathering to take away the minds of the peoples from the current challenge's confronting the nation. if you are still there then keep dreaming. Me I have gone. Long gone… Anyway just wake me up when Nigeria is ready for "sovereign national conference" now going back to sleep. Later |
We are sorry that you are having difficulty logging in. Please sign in from our desktop log in screen, is been 4 years now i have been getting this shit on my mobile, and yahoo is not doing anything to fix this shit, unlike gmail and hotmail which can be open in any device even the least like java operating phones. what do you guys think and how this problem can be resolve. |
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Hello brethren, nice to meet again, is been a long time I post praying with formula here, but right now I would like to share this info with you guys especially does of you who might find this useful and working. Now I feel like sharing this prayer wonders of milk and honey. So it goes like this, all you need is milk and honey, (liquid or powder milk and a bottle of fresh honey) and then anointed olive oil. Exodus 3:17, And I have promised to bring you up out of your misery in Egypt into the land flowing with Milk and Honey.' HOW TO MAKE THIS PRAYER. 1, First bless your palms with the anointing olive oil, rob it with your two palms and fingers allover. then Prayer like this, I anoint and bless my palms with the blood of Jesus, and cleans it from all evil stains. Anything in my hands that we cause hindrancess to this prayer, I cast them out now, in Jesus name. Amen. 2. Then, Put some milk on your palm and then turn some little amount of honey on top of the milk on your palm. Then pray with it. Like this, I call on the God of Moses, that God who promise to take the children of Israel to the land of milk and honey, that land where there is no lack, that land where good things overflow in abundance, here I call on that same God to take me now into that land of milk and honey. Oh Lord God, I have milk and honey on my palm, please do convert this milk and honey to a spiritual milk and honey, a spiritual food my life lacks, a spiritual food my body lacks, a spiritual food that can transform my spiritual and physical life to milk and honey, Please Lord convert this to that spiritual food now in Jesus name. Amen As I lick this spiritual food I shall be cleans from all bitterness. My life shall be purge out from bitterness. , my life will never remain the same, my life will be sweeter like milk and honey, in Jesus name. Amen Oh Lord let my spirit accept this milk and honey. Let my life accept this milk and honey, let my spiritual and physical being accept this milk and honey. As I lick this Milk and honey favor shall follow me anywhere go, people will see me as milk and honey to benefit from. In Jesus name. Amen. Do this everyday. And your life shall never be the same in Jesus name, Amen. Exodus 3:8 So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey--the home of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. Exodus 3:17 And I have promised to bring you up out of your misery in Egypt into the land of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites--a land flowing with milk and honey.' |
@op i dont mean to scare you. but i am quite sure you really dont want to do this. the truth is you are the person who really need deliverance. trust me. |
What Is Magic? Many people quote Aleister Crowley’s definition: “Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will”. elaborates on this definition with a number of postulates and illustrations, which serve to make his definition seem almost scientific. However, it only works if you wish to include scratching your posterior because it itches, or removing unwanted mucous from your nostril as Magick. As satisfying as these activities are, I personally do not consider them Magick. In fact, most of whatdefines as “Magick” would simply be called “doing something” by plain folks.This definition makes Magick seem overly effective because it includes all of the obvious and proven methods of doing anything. So both Magic, (dropping the “k”), and plain old “doing something” cause Change to occur in conformity with Will. However, Magic differs from other ways of getting things done. Specifically, it uses supernatural means and methods - ways of doing things that cannot be tested by scientific methods. Magic uses the forces of the Unseen World to influence the Seen World. The spirit world, demons and angels, the power of roots, spells and incantations - these are the tools of Magic. I propose this much narrower definition of Magic: “the use of supernatural methods and materials to accomplish goals”. This definition includes most methods of hoodoo, shamanism, sorcery, witchcraft and so on but it does not include those of biology, pharmacology or electrical engineering. In fact, Magic does not include any method that uses accepted principles of cause and effect either currently elucidated or testable by the scientific method. Only the supernatural qualifies. Perhaps one reasonformulated his definition as he did was because he wanted to be able to point out obvious examples of effective Magic. Understandable, considering that using our narrower definition it is impossible to prove a single instance of effective Magic ! In fact, if you had just one bit of Magic that worked reliably you could win the famous Randi Prize, claim the $1,000,000 reward and gain global renown. But wait a minute Rev. Jim – you wonder – isn’t this the? Aren’t you a Reverend, a Doctor of Divinity and a Certified Practitioner of Hoodoo? Why do you devote yourself to something that doesn’t work? Here is the thing - there is a very big difference between “not proven to work” and “doesn’t work”. Let’s go back to last week’s sermon and the difference between knowledge and belief: knowledge can always be proven false, while belief cannot be proven false or true. Magic is the method of belief. It is belief put into action to gain results in both the Seen and Unseen Worlds. As such, Magic can neither be proven true nor false. Magic is the method of divination, the tarot and I-Ching, the spirit communication and the séance. Magic is the method of folk belief: the evil eye that sours the cow’s milk, the fertility rite that guarantees the harvest, the water nymph that calls the fisherman. Magic is the method of superstition: the rabbit’s foot in the pocket, the lucky lottery work out, the mojo bag. Magic is the method of religion: the transubstantiation of wafers into the body of Christ, the exorcism of demons and the forgiveness of sins. Perhaps an even more suitable definition of Magic is: “belief put into action”. So, like belief, Magic is way to work with the uncertainties of the Unseen World, a way to cope with cruel Fate, a way to focus energy on creative solutions to our daily problems. Many practitioners of Magic will attest to the benefits and positive results they have gained from their practice. Perhaps it makes a problem look more manageable and allows a solution to be devised. Or maybe the focus outside the self provides a fresh perspective. Sometimes just the aesthetic experience of working with potions and incense is so enjoyable it lifts the spirit. And maybe sometimes, just maybe, a miracle occurs. This week’s message in a nutshell: put your beliefs into practice! Depending on what you believe, that may mean conversing with your Holy Guardian Angel, saving a soul through prayer, or doing a honey jar spell. Whatever it may be, have faith, be open to results and most of all – enjoy it. Become a Magician and work with Unseen Forces! Anyone can do it, too - how awesome is that? Good Luck Always. |
What Is Magic? Many people quote Aleister Crowley’s definition: “Magick is the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will”. elaborates on this definition with a number of postulates and illustrations, which serve to make his definition seem almost scientific. However, it only works if you wish to include scratching your posterior because it itches, or removing unwanted mucous from your nostril as Magick. As satisfying as these activities are, I personally do not consider them Magick. In fact, most of whatdefines as “Magick” would simply be called “doing something” by plain folks.This definition makes Magick seem overly effective because it includes all of the obvious and proven methods of doing anything. So both Magic, (dropping the “k”), and plain old “doing something” cause Change to occur in conformity with Will. However, Magic differs from other ways of getting things done. Specifically, it uses supernatural means and methods - ways of doing things that cannot be tested by scientific methods. Magic uses the forces of the Unseen World to influence the Seen World. The spirit world, demons and angels, the power of roots, spells and incantations - these are the tools of Magic. I propose this much narrower definition of Magic: “the use of supernatural methods and materials to accomplish goals”. This definition includes most methods of hoodoo, shamanism, sorcery, witchcraft and so on but it does not include those of biology, pharmacology or electrical engineering. In fact, Magic does not include any method that uses accepted principles of cause and effect either currently elucidated or testable by the scientific method. Only the supernatural qualifies. Perhaps one reasonformulated his definition as he did was because he wanted to be able to point out obvious examples of effective Magic. Understandable, considering that using our narrower definition it is impossible to prove a single instance of effective Magic ! In fact, if you had just one bit of Magic that worked reliably you could win the famous Randi Prize, claim the $1,000,000 reward and gain global renown. But wait a minute Rev. Jim – you wonder – isn’t this the? Aren’t you a Reverend, a Doctor of Divinity and a Certified Practitioner of Hoodoo? Why do you devote yourself to something that doesn’t work? Here is the thing - there is a very big difference between “not proven to work” and “doesn’t work”. Let’s go back to last week’s sermon and the difference between knowledge and belief: knowledge can always be proven false, while belief cannot be proven false or true. Magic is the method of belief. It is belief put into action to gain results in both the Seen and Unseen Worlds. As such, Magic can neither be proven true nor false. Magic is the method of divination, the tarot and I-Ching, the spirit communication and the séance. Magic is the method of folk belief: the evil eye that sours the cow’s milk, the fertility rite that guarantees the harvest, the water nymph that calls the fisherman. Magic is the method of superstition: the rabbit’s foot in the pocket, the lucky lottery work out, the mojo bag. Magic is the method of religion: the transubstantiation of wafers into the body of Christ, the exorcism of demons and the forgiveness of sins. Perhaps an even more suitable definition of Magic is: “belief put into action”. So, like belief, Magic is way to work with the uncertainties of the Unseen World, a way to cope with cruel Fate, a way to focus energy on creative solutions to our daily problems. Many practitioners of Magic will attest to the benefits and positive results they have gained from their practice. Perhaps it makes a problem look more manageable and allows a solution to be devised. Or maybe the focus outside the self provides a fresh perspective. Sometimes just the aesthetic experience of working with potions and incense is so enjoyable it lifts the spirit. And maybe sometimes, just maybe, a miracle occurs. This week’s message in a nutshell: put your beliefs into practice! Depending on what you believe, that may mean conversing with your Holy Guardian Angel, saving a soul through prayer, or doing a honey jar spell. Whatever it may be, have faith, be open to results and most of all – enjoy it. Become a Magician and work with Unseen Forces! Anyone can do it, too - how awesome is that? Good Luck Always. |
addictiv: Pls what of hot water?...met thiz lady that uses hot water down there as if she wan per boil the place all in the name of keeping it tight n clean.is there any negative after effect of this practice...or is this normal?they do that during menstral period not all the time. |
wow! i still have 358mb bobus. but why the plan is 2.99gb instead of 3gb. that makes me to surprise. anyway fuUu ck mtn. bullshit. |
OluwaKoopa: *559*2#ok thanks i will try that. |
Worwor: you 4got to mention the 1.5GB xtra data. Once you exhaust it, Back to 9pm - 6am.how do i check the extra data balance? |
FrostyZonn: Lucky you. Once I had exhausted the bonus 1.5 gig, mine only kicks in by 9pm everyday.when was this? |
Below is my current balance Y'ello! Your data balance is 2.99GB, Expires: 06/Nov/2013 15:05. Your subscription will be auto renewed and all unused data rolled over after renewal. Time: 27/10/2013 18:00:39 still browsing 247 no dulling. tested and confirmed by me. initailly i thought it will stop by now and switch to only 9 pm to 7 am but no. trying is worth believing. so don't tell me craps. |
another dumb thread. spit on thread topic, wait... i mean this wall. i am out of here. bullshit |
interesting thread. but @op there are aways advantage and disadvantage to every decision. so you are only spoting on the bad side. anyway it will only result to war when the suppose leader from the niger dalta are looting the wealth for themselve ofcourse this will cause rivaril. but if everything is on fairness. all alocation are disburse to there appoperate channels i dont think there will be need for that. greed is what mostly leed to money crisis or wealth control war |
check the number again. it rang the first time time two times, but later was speaking french like something not reachable. |
MOUNTAIN OF FIRE & MIRACLES MINISTRIES PRAYER ON DELIVERANCE OF THE MIND PRAYER POINTS PRAISE WORSHIP SCRIPTURES: Isaiah 26:3 says, “Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because he trusteth in thee.” 2 Tim. 1:7 says, “For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” PRAYER POINTS 1. I pull down the stronghold of confusion in my life in the name of Jesus. 2. Every seat of confusion in my life, be broken down in the name of Jesus. 3. Let the storm of confusion within my mind be still in the name of Jesus. 4. Every cloud of confusion that has enveloped my mind, fade away now in the name of Jesus. 5. I reject every storm of confusion, and claim a sound mind in the name of Jesus. 6. Every power that wants to destroy my life, I command you to be destroyed in Jesus' name. 7. Every faulty foundation in my life, receive the fire of God in the name of Jesus. 8. I fire back every arrow of mind destruction fired into my life back to the sender in the name of Jesus. 9. My mind, receive divine touch of God and be relieved in the name of Jesus. 10. Lord strengthen me in my inner mind with Your fire and Your power in the name of Jesus. 11. I pull down every stronghold of uncontrollable thought in my life in the name of Jesus. 12. I cast down every evil imagination in my heart in the name of Jesus. 13. I bring into captivity every area of my thought life to the obedient of Christ in the name of Jesus. 14. I break the power of evil remote control over my thought in the name of Jesus. 15. I seal off every doorway of evil uncontrollable thought in my life with the blood of Jesus in Jesus' name. 16. I scatter into pieces every evil imagination against me in the name of Jesus. 17. I command all imaginations contrary to my prayer life to be defeated in the name of Jesus. 18. I cast down and bring to naught every demonic imagination against me and my family in Jesus' name. 19. I immune my spirit, soul and body against every vain imagination in the name of Jesus. 20. I cast out, plunder and frustrate every satanic imagination against my life in the name of Jesus. 21. Lord, I pull down every stronghold of the enemy over my life in the name of Jesus. 22. I pull down and roast every demonic ladder the enemy is using to climb into my life in the name of Jesus. 23. I come against every evil pronouncement made against my life in the name of Jesus. 24. I arrest and bind every satanic notebook written against my life in the name of Jesus. 25. I cancel and nullify every imagination of enemy upon my life in the name of Jesus. 26. I take captive every evil thought in my heart in the name of Jesus. 27. Blood of Jesus, cleanse my heart from every evil thought in the name of Jesus. 28. My heart be delivered from every evil thought in the name of Jesus. 29. I shield my heart with the fire of God from every evil thought in the name of Jesus. 30. Heavenly thoughts fill my heart in the name of Jesus. 31. You my mind, in the name of Jesus, you will not push me to hell. 32. You habitation of darkness in my heart, be desolate in the name of Jesus. 33. Every evil attack on my mind be defeated in the name of Jesus. 34. You my mind, receive the touch of fire of God in the name of Jesus. 35. In the name of Jesus, I will make it in life. 36. I command satanic table upon which he exhibits its evil in my heart to receive the fire of God in Jesus name. 37. Sting of death release my mind in the name of Jesus. 38. Sting of fear and failure release my mind in the name of Jesus. 39. I command every heavy burden in my mind to roll away and be burnt to ashes in the name of Jesus. 40. Blood of Jesus, replenish my heart in the name of Jesus. 41. You powers that corrupt my desire and my mind, be roasted in the name of Jesus. 42. You strongman of evil imagination paralyzing the good things in my life, be paralyzed in the name of Jesus. 43. Lord, preserve my mind with Your fire in the name of Jesus. 44. Lord, put Your laws into my mind in the name of Jesus. 45. All the good thoughts that the strongman has paralyzed in my life, receive life and be restored back into my life in the name of Jesus 46. I locate every evil tree in my mind with the fire of God in the name of Jesus. 47. I uproot every hidden evil tree in my mind in the name of Jesus. 48. You evil fruit in my life, die in the name of Jesus. 49. You planter of evil tree in my life, be roasted in the name of Jesus. 50. Lord, begin to plant good things in my life and let the good fruits begin to manifest. 51. I bind and cast down the spirit of uncertainty in my mind and I render its activity null and void in my life in the name of Jesus. 52. Holy Ghost, occupy every area vacated by spirit of uncertainty in my mind in the name of Jesus. 53. Lord, every damage spirit of uncertainty has done in my life be repaired and restored in the name of Jesus. 54. I refuse to give space to spirit of uncertainty in my life in the name of Jesus. 55. I recover and posses every good thing lost to the spirit of uncertainty in the name of Jesus. 56. Throughout the days of my life, the gate of hell shall not prevail over my life in the name of Jesus. 57. You power of hell, release all my belongings that are under your control in the name of Jesus. 58. As for me and my house, our names will not enter the kingdom of hell in the name of Jesus. 59. You spirit of death, you will not prosper in my life in the name of Jesus. 60. I release the life of Christ into my life in the name of Jesus. 61. My mind, I command you to think alright in the name of Jesus. 62. All mind control spirits, be bound in the name of Jesus. 63. You producer of evil thought in my life, somersault and die in the name of Jesus. 64. Holy Spirit, renew my mind to glorify God in the name of Jesus. 65. Lord, soak my mind with heavenly revelations. 66. I gathered together every area of my mind that have been scattered in the name of Jesus. 67. Every area of my life and area of my mind in satanic cage, be released in the name of Jesus. 68. I plead the blood of Jesus into my mind and into the whole of my life. 69. I fire back every arrow of the enemy fired into my life in the name of Jesus. 70. I command you my mind, go back to your resting place in the name of Jesus. CLEANSING AND PURGING OF THE MIND 71. O Lord, help me to locate any spiritual disease in my mind. I release myself from the grip of the spirit of - Pride - Carnal Imaginations - Vanity - Deception - Greed - Fear - Wicked Imaginations - Ignorance - Violence - Bitterness - Arrogance - Mind Blankness - Envy - Forgetfulness - Laziness - Depression - Mind Darkness - Confusion - Mind Dullness - Turmoil - Self-importance - Condemnation - Incoherence 72. Father in the name of Jesus, I invite the ministry of deliverance into my mind. I locate every evil tree in my mind with the fire of God in the name of Jesus. 73. You powers of darkness, loose your control over my mind in the name of Jesus. 74. Let my carnal mind which is at war with God be conquered and be at peace with God in the name of Jesus. 75. I cast down every vain imagination working against my mind in the name of Jesus. 76. Let every wild, untamed and restless thoughts be captured and brought into submission under the feet of Christ. source= http://www.mfmhouston.com/130.htm |
op. i don caught you. so na my matter you carry come here. na me nairalander de insult as lazy asshole. so our private marriage affairs na you bring come public. internet for that matter. i go deal with you when you reach house. bullshit |
Hotspot shield is a virus so no hotspot, I need free vpn with no ads. or paid vpn but cheap I need free US vpn to brows anonymous on my laptop, matured vpn. help |
ofcourse he need money. he is just talking all that to save time. meanwhile dont think he is not thinking about getting something to do? he does maybe he is still thinking and planing what to do. |
i look 5 years younger. just fresh and young. i dont really like it though maybe for now. sure i will later, i am not small. i am 6fit but young gettle fine face and the problem is most girls feel you are not up to there level just becos you are young and all that. but maybe when they get to know you if there is chance for that. they will know becos the way u do things nd ur friends u follow. i just have love for big girls? i even love them bigger. i dont even have beared... only few and my father and brothers dont have either. |
my take. we are only reading one side of the story? how are we shall you or your friend is not trying to seperate this young man from his brother. i know what you girls are upto seperating man from his family and friends. personalizing him to yourself alone. selfishness. i have seen many case like this. if you dont have something to hide why are you pusing this young man. becos i dont see how this young man can be a treat to you if there is no hiden agenda? be plain girl nothing will stop you. even it the guy is in the sitting room and refuse to go. by the time you grab you hubby and start kissing him that young man will have no choice but to run. there are people that we remain in the room when you are with you lover even when you try to gve signs to let them know they need to leave to give privacy but still they dont. just naked urself and start the stuff by the time ur are bleeping they will run by themself. u are an adult and marriad so you dont need to be ashame. that guy cat stop you from enjoy sex or whatever. bushit |
i am november |
if you are a november girl. and around the age 22yrs to 26yrs. just PMs me if you are in benin for friendship. |
fabulousfortune: U be gigolo ni?watch it bro |
@babe2 i go dey go work. what happened to selfemployed and having workers. |
umm. ok i see but i just replied to you on your email as well. but can you do me a favor to edit your post and remove my email here? anyway tell me all what you need on my email. several people do ask for my number from nairaland relating to prayers and spiritual issues. mind you i am not a pastor and i do not feel comfortable with giving my number for spiritual issue to a who i dont know in person. but for other issues fine. |
i am not married. but if i do? i will consider 3 sex rounds every 3~3 days. one in the night, one early in the morning and one afternoon. |
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