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Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Joemavel(m): 10:01am On Nov 26, 2017
ollah1:
You wrote complete gibberish. If Jesus is God, why did he ask Father to forgive them while he was on the cross? Or was he talking himself? Which father was he talking about?
If he/she is not answering you lemme give u a tip. U understand nothing of Christianity, even your islam u no understand.

Christ on earth took the form of man with all attributes, so calling on the father was him portraying the fact that he was man not devoid of all manly attributes which includes pain but with compassion.
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Joemavel(m):
Traun:
I am a muslim...if he wanted to change then it is alright too...he just wants to save God in a different way...but she saying she saved him is what am not alright with. I am a muslim at heart and sometimes I worship God in a Christian way..God is almighty...he is to big for our small human mind to comprehend...if Oga at the top wants 1 million types of worship, he will make it happen. It is all worship.
You're obviously an ignorant person. No we cannot be all serving same God. Study the 2 books and know what you're saying.
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Joemavel(m):
DJMCOTTY:
What's the point? Na juju Muslim dey serve?
They serve demon. "Allah"... Allah is a demon. No point proves Allah as God. And their concept to God was taken from the bible as islam came only 600years after Christianity.
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by Joemavel(m):
jonbellion:
She's very stupid
Dumb people imposing their dumb religion on others
He already had a religion let him be what was the need of converting him
But you people will be rejoicing when you see where they say bunch of Christians converts to islam abi. Christian and Muslim isn't just option. They're directly opposite, we're just coexisting. We believe Jesus is the way and no one makes heaven without him while our bible says Islam is Antichrist because they disbelieve that He's the saviour. And the Bible has a clear interpretation to that. Such is an Antichrist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by Joemavel(m): 4:34am On Nov 02, 2017
Ronaldo is such a useless player when you take away goals from him. Messi creates play, works on midfield, throw passes and get on the end of the ball to finish off goal, who on earth wouldn't reason that. Dude should nt be referred to as winger anymore, he's always in 9 position. Pple score and madrid wins Ronaldo will never be happy, always wanting to be the one to score taking all the glory, whereas you'll see messi so happy even creating the goals for others.
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CrimeRe: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by Joemavel(m): 6:26am On Jul 08, 2017
timidapsin:
Dear Nigerian police, 500k to bail my self? (what a funny encounter today!)
Based on the 777, Edo police took it upon themselves to make some cool cash, knowing fully well people would send location messages to friends about the event...

Before i go on: "I would be happy, if federal government could tutor old and incoming police about what INTERNET / Online business is" it will save the stupidity many are putting on themselves.

To save your stress in this life: Let your sent messages, received, draft be always at zero, anything is an offense to SARs i swear.
i showed them ID no way, i showed them my Cooperate Acc Cheque, they claim almost every G boys now have cooperate Acc / Dorm account, i should show them real facts.

They made me pull of my shirt (chai) searched my body for any marks, checked my thumbs if it has been manipulated, several useless cheques
i told them Google adsense is one of the source, they said anything relating to online is CYBER CRIME, i try to explain that its when its being used fraudulently they say NO, as far as i goto Google and search who to defraud, immediately i fainted in spirit..

They saw Bank transactions and flared up, i begged them to give me access to my phone they ignore, they read my SMS one by one till ending..
When i knew they were blatant illiterates is when: The started checking my Facebook Timeline/wall from their phone with the name found on my ID and said why would i have so much comments on my posts, that i am fraudulent.. i totally stopped talking cos i couldn't convince them anymore, it seems all they want is money.

They saw a comment from one Icekid Dah saying "OMG", they said it means "O mi Gongo", that am a "Marphites", they saw another comment of "mmm", they said its MMM that am using MMM to defraud people.

i was boiling inside mehn, that kind thing, totally restricted to make calls or prove a point..
One said if i am making money online i should give them Adsense number so they can call and confirm (i just weak!)
They said if i cant provide details of people i claim pays me, then am literally doing it illegal, How the they get my account details to always pay me, No way to further explain cos i was not with a browsing phone and it seems they do not even know what E-Mail means...

After few hours with them, i had to reason along the money side, but before then..
Who say police/SARs are not making money? it is one of the lucrative jobs right now, i saw over 100 brown envelopes pilled in with money in accordance to several office with names on each, right before my eyes people where paying 100k, 50k etc just to free themselves (would i challenged them? i was just looking, trying to prove my point because 500k is so ridiculous)

When i discovered i was the only one left and the other idiot was writing a Detention Order (he wrote DENETION instead Lol)
Should i price 500k? i dey mad, even if am worth more i rather sleep in cell than lavish money, i decided to start begging, they where now happy, then said this is what i should have been doing instead of quoting laws (if i hear u say Nigeria have any laws eehn, we have broken our ten commandments)...
"With Pain", i brought out 5k and said Sir please manage it its for you all, the bargain started, they claimed commissioner knows about my case, becos the scene i created was too large that if not 400k am sleeping cell, after much much, as an Igbo boy, i still gave them the 5k, we all became friends gave them few recharge cards, and they are inviting me over..

These are the Tips they gave me, as am now their younger brother:


Now: are these the police that claims to be our friends? so no young man is free? even if not, atleast given a benefit of explanation..
They keep shouting "Oboy say the truth, U dey press, abi you no know say na we first start cultism and yahoo for this benin" - Why do not arrest yourselves instead?

Today, i became tired of Nigeria, i wept for my dear Nation, all those patrol agents all they do is catch get undocumented bail to enrich their pockets..
We are now friends tho, but if i have spiritual powers, i would just wipe out all the officers in that office tonight (God answer this prayer) LOL...


Fidelis Ozuawala
Op na yu experience am or somebody else?. Na wa for our police ooh.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joemavel(m): 4:39pm On Jun 04, 2017
Dexter247:
Note 4 (SD) has a higher SOT than any variant of the note 4 (MTK)..
The only upgrade of that Note 4x 4gb 64gb (MTK) is the additional Ram and Rom, i doubt if there will be any improvement in battery efficiency over Note 4x 3gb 32gb (SD)
Ok thanks, for how long does the redmi note 4 (SD) take to fully charge, cos i learnt it doesn't have fast charging but i need a 4gb/64gb device with fast charging, which is why I'm eyeing the Redmi note 4x.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joemavel(m): 4:10pm On Jun 04, 2017
Joemavel:
Good day guys,
please what do you all think about the Xiaomi Redmi note 4x with MTK and Deca core, 4gb ram and 64gb rom. Since there's so much good review about the note 4 and 4x with snapdragon, would the MTK version of Redmi note 4x with higher ram and rom which is supposed to be an upgrade to the redmi note 4x 3gb/32gb really perform as much or better?
As regards to SOT.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joemavel(m):
Good day guys,
please what do you all think about the Xiaomi Redmi note 4x with MTK and Deca core, 4gb ram and 64gb rom. Since there's so much good review about the note 4 and 4x with snapdragon, would the MTK version of Redmi note 4x with higher ram and rom which is supposed to be an upgrade to the redmi note 4x 3gb/32gb really perform as much or better?
As regards to SOT.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joemavel(m): 5:53pm On May 20, 2017
Please how long does the redmi note 4x battery last?

And does it have the screen recording feature?
CelebritiesRe: 20 Most Followed Nigerian Celebrities On Instagram (2017) - 9jaflaver by Joemavel(m): 10:36am On May 11, 2017
This Op is not even accurate and it made fp.
I guess he only put up those he likes.

Olamide is 2.2m
Mercy Aigbe is 2.1m..
Yeye..

Anyway wetin concern me.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast Migos For Criticizing Their English by Joemavel(m):
They're crackheadedly stupid, i personally can emulate that their silly accent. What do most African American know about English, they all speak quack slang about, that it sound interesting speaking their trash doesn't mean they're well sound with spoken English. His spoken English in that interview was even trash.

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