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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 9:19am On May 16, 2015 |
kr0ne:Oga chronicle!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 9:18am On May 16, 2015 |
Dope bars! |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 12:13pm On May 12, 2015 |
kr0ne:Oga kr0ne, ur boys no dey see u again na. hw far, b0ss |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 11:40am On May 12, 2015 |
Trouble island |
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
bro is it jst anybody droping verds or tagged voters? And again yea i hurriedly post this shit like all of my battles bt i need a verd that has breakdown... . Forgive my bitchy act bt tagged voters should vote only n with breakdown if nt don't bother voting! |
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 11:35pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
blame it on ur looks'. You're really gay bro.../ ur 'set up' as ugly as ya face.. U being a vet? ..is a silly fable../ cuz ur line shows u lackin connectons´... I'll wire' u slap to show 'd.v the picture' of ur death... As i strangle giyaz with the T.v cable...//// . . : It's a lion against a pusssy... Peeps would say this a war of cats... Here i'll run' a fist to his head to make his heart sprint'... Jst a 'gunshot' .. n u sure to die 'on ur macs'../ my gat here will rain cat n dawgs... Bringin disatrous catalogues.... the fool has the 'balls' to face me? It's war... I live a spartan world... I'll hit him with 'series of hazards' n leave giyaz' with scattered balls.../ . . . I'll have this gay man battered.../ with cruel reception... I'll 'undresss' the fool's intension.. Ur verse? Is stale n wacker... than a fade agbada..../ in exchange rate... It wont worth 'clothing his shame' if we down to a trade by barter!!!..../ . U nt good in text or audio.. U foolish dear ......... Daring ya rabbi u'll get schooled in here! Strokes of Cain' to the Abel.. Am dark in skin tune My brute attacks won't be fair! Outlawed jabs... U a prey to this rebel! ......... Ur shidd are so 1960 dnt fink it's f'ucckin independence! U a prey in my claws' u getting devoured, son it's a penance ......... My cancer laced punches smacks ya head' ..n like damned convicts u'll struggling with a sentence!! Best u retreat or act bitchy.. Call voters casts nill or void.......... Shidd is u ain't singing victory here, m leaving ya with sore throat as i split ya cord!! . . Done sorry for delay bro |
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 8:04pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
When we posting bro? Inbox me bro when ur bars are ready |
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 8:08am On Jan 12, 2015 |
this shit ought to be a no personal battle.. nice work bro, i'll post by six |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JOEmystic(m): 10:40am On Dec 31, 2014 |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JOEmystic(m): 10:36am On Dec 31, 2014 |
U'll get in bruised../ bt ya a petty dude... Am outlaw so u garbage lad sired as i play by the dirty rules!!:::/ |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by JOEmystic(m): 5:18pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
I vote Naijaboy Phoenix! |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by JOEmystic(m): 12:02pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
ok! What next? I vote for Rozzay! #peace 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by JOEmystic(m): 12:58pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
From the order of the Phoenix, I vote Rozzay!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by JOEmystic(m): 12:43pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I vote for Rozzay #Joe! |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by JOEmystic(m): 12:12pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
From Joe, with Love I vote Rozzay! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 8:25am On Aug 18, 2014 |
Yea WARRIBLOOD: ... Wasn't d bomb buh truth..... |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 9:17pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
Freestyle shot on the truth@airmark............... . Y'all wondering why am tongue-lashing at airmarks/ lately NL aint happy.... Is it cuz u want to prove strong, dashing at members?/ i said NL aint happy, cuz u hatching her end as- u crashing arenas/ i couldn't stfu when u starting ah menace! Fightn peeps wit good intentions', battling out menders! Who have been tryin hard patching ya manace?/ . Are u samson? Nl philistine? Or is it cuz u're blind, that's why u falling the pillars?/ risen from t ash of olympus was t order! So dnt u tink it was funny we relaxed?/ truth hurts! You should be coming with healer...., u could take this as a challange,.... Heard u're stunning with fillers..... N if u bck ur campaign for reasons u're drugs? Over to the corpse' i'll be turning the dealers! ... Fink you escaped krones challange?, ok mystics put u bck, so u'll be running the relapse'....... After ur 'beautiful deeds' you should be crawling with remarks// . . I know seeing this wud get ur feelings burnt.... And u're hurt so u grunt... Cuz i put da 'ants on ur pants' .... So u'll be jumping on top this.... Lyk monkeys on top trees.../ it's only a gay like u that would be f.u.ck'in on 'top pics' / nd we also knw u working on top d i cks/, sucking duh cum mix/, n that u kinda floppy on duh discs/ u are 'like' a kid gotten from "comics" / buh why shud u 4ck with duh phoenix?.... For violation, ya life is what u shud be offering duh phoenix/ nd ya doom is somefin ah promise// . . Take this as a diss or better still accept ya flaws/ buh if u try writting me an essay...., it would be 10 good reasons 4 me to bisect ya jaw n castrate ya balls/ so can go bitching around, gerrit? .... Witoz joemystic............. 6 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Truth!!! . . Awoken in world where truth's asleep!... It's tricky as films when we get ruled by false loop n strips..... Wolverine nature of evil loot our ships.... Dead to was true cuz betrayal 'lies in the open' like 'creeping crops'.... Lesson learn when watching friends shoot their peeps.... Buh truth is an 'immortal explosive device, wait carefully, boots n beeps.... Liers get mute by it... When it comes with troops n fleets.... Burning with power to rule thus coups are lit.... Lies stealing the light' of coward better be named as a fool's bandit.... Buh truth like the stars no wonder we drool at it..... Buh lies n truth ever be in a war to compliment emselves n rule addicts...... Mystic be pardoned cuz he's new at it........ 4 Likes |
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