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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 9:19am On May 16, 2015
kr0ne:
Jason21
Teddybiyasi (my daughter, come here)
Kanyol
Pidginyarns
Cammo
ELBAND
G3n3sis
Atikubi
JoeMystic
AlfaAce
Gladdys
Istillfuckyou
Elvisonjack2
RapAcme
Limerick (I really need your help, and you know what I mean) wink
SCDC2
Xbladez (no show yourself o tongue)
Allosaurus

...

Oga chronicle!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 9:18am On May 16, 2015
Dope bars!
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 12:13pm On May 12, 2015
kr0ne:

This is not rap section, son. Why u no dey pick ur call na? grin
Oga kr0ne, ur boys no dey see u again na. hw far, b0ss
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JOEmystic(m): 11:40am On May 12, 2015
Trouble island
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2015
bro is it jst anybody droping verds or tagged voters? And again yea i hurriedly post this shit like all of my battles bt i need a verd that has breakdown...
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Forgive my bitchy act bt tagged voters should vote only n with breakdown if nt don't bother voting!
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 11:35pm On Jan 13, 2015
blame it on ur looks'.
You're really gay bro.../
ur 'set up' as ugly as ya face.. U being a
vet? ..is a silly fable../
cuz ur line shows u lackin connectons´... I'll
wire' u slap to show 'd.v the picture' of ur
death... As i strangle giyaz with the T.v cable...////
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It's a lion against a pusssy... Peeps would say
this a war of cats...
Here i'll run' a fist to his head to make his
heart sprint'...
Jst a 'gunshot' .. n u sure to die 'on ur macs'../
my gat here will rain cat n dawgs...
Bringin disatrous catalogues....
the fool has the 'balls' to face me? It's war... I
live a spartan world... I'll hit him with 'series
of hazards' n leave giyaz' with scattered balls.../ .
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I'll have this gay man battered.../ with cruel
reception...
I'll 'undresss' the fool's intension.. Ur verse? Is
stale n wacker... than a fade agbada..../
in exchange rate... It wont worth 'clothing his
shame' if we down to a trade by barter!!!..../
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U nt good in text or audio..
U foolish dear ......... Daring ya rabbi
u'll get schooled in here!
Strokes of Cain' to the Abel..
Am dark in skin tune
My brute attacks won't be fair!
Outlawed jabs... U a prey to this rebel! .........

Ur shidd are so 1960
dnt fink it's f'ucckin independence!
U a prey in my claws'
u getting devoured, son it's a penance .........
My cancer laced punches smacks ya head' ..n like damned convicts u'll struggling with a sentence!!

Best u retreat or act bitchy..
Call voters casts nill or void..........
Shidd is u ain't singing victory here,
m leaving ya with sore throat as i split ya cord!!
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Done sorry for delay bro
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 8:04pm On Jan 13, 2015
When we posting bro?
Inbox me bro when ur bars are ready
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by JOEmystic(m): 8:08am On Jan 12, 2015
this shit ought to be a no personal battle.. cheesy
nice work bro, i'll post by six
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JOEmystic(m): 10:40am On Dec 31, 2014
embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JOEmystic(m): 10:36am On Dec 31, 2014
U'll get in bruised../
bt ya a petty dude...
Am outlaw so u garbage lad sired as i play by the dirty rules!!:::/
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by JOEmystic(m): 5:18pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Naijaboy
Phoenix!
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by JOEmystic(m): 12:02pm On Nov 08, 2014
ok! What next?
I vote for Rozzay!


#peace

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by JOEmystic(m): 12:58pm On Nov 06, 2014
From the order of the Phoenix, I vote Rozzay!!!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by JOEmystic(m): 12:43pm On Nov 05, 2014
I vote for Rozzay
#Joe!
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by JOEmystic(m): 12:12pm On Nov 04, 2014
From Joe, with Love kiss I vote Rozzay!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 8:25am On Aug 18, 2014
Yea

WARRIBLOOD:


I swear to God..i miss mikuz//
though we aint pals....but is bars were cool//
but it pains me newbies..aint gon know him too//
cus wen i first came to Flow for Rank i saw wat he Do//
all i deed was to Shake my Head.. Cus is lines were Cruel


somebody tell me where da hell is Dj5naira//
dude just stopped to login into nairaland//
it pains me i didnt tell him...i was one of his FAN//
and na i miss is Punchlines...believe me mr man//

elvisonjack2 rarely comes online//
limerick said he got alots on his mind//
guykhena doesnt show concerns//
and gillyaz promising to drop bars just to Make some friends//



flow for rank aint sweet NO more//
i miss coogar and all is boastfultalks /
we all know he is da boastsfull king. But believe me i still prefer is Talks//
dan all what we are seein in dis forum here today...dat big time sucks//

what bout Fuckyouhard//
or krone been banned//
wen i tink bout it really wanna drive me mad//
i feel like to give airmark a slap//
for letting does good times go down on is watch





DEDICATED TO ALL THE OLD TEXTCEES I MENT Here IN NL..

... Wasn't d bomb buh truth..... smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 9:17pm On Aug 15, 2014
Freestyle shot on the truth@airmark...............
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Y'all wondering why am tongue-lashing at airmarks/
lately NL aint happy....
Is it cuz u want to prove strong, dashing at members?/
i said NL aint happy,
cuz u hatching her end as- u crashing arenas/
i couldn't stfu when u starting ah menace! Fightn peeps wit good intentions', battling out menders! Who have been tryin hard patching ya manace?/
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Are u samson? Nl philistine?
Or is it cuz u're blind,
that's why u falling the pillars?/
risen from t ash of olympus was t order!
So dnt u tink it was funny we relaxed?/
truth hurts! You should be coming with healer....,
u could take this as a challange,....
Heard u're stunning with fillers.....
N if u bck ur campaign for reasons u're drugs? Over to the corpse' i'll be turning the dealers! ...
Fink you escaped krones challange?, ok mystics put u bck,
so u'll be running the relapse'.......
After ur 'beautiful deeds' you should be crawling with remarks//
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I know seeing this wud get ur feelings burnt....
And u're hurt so u grunt...
Cuz i put da 'ants on ur pants' ....
So u'll be jumping on top this....
Lyk monkeys on top trees.../
it's only a gay like u that would be f.u.ck'in on 'top pics' / nd we also knw u working on top d i cks/, sucking duh cum mix/, n that u kinda floppy on duh discs/ u are 'like' a kid gotten from "comics" / buh why shud u 4ck with duh phoenix?.... For violation, ya life is what u shud be offering duh phoenix/ nd ya doom is somefin ah promise//
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Take this as a diss or better still accept ya flaws/
buh if u try writting me an essay....,
it would be 10 good reasons 4 me to bisect ya jaw n castrate ya balls/
so can go bitching around, gerrit? .... Witoz joemystic.............

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JOEmystic(m): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2014
Truth!!!
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Awoken in world where truth's asleep!...
It's tricky as films when we get ruled by false loop n strips.....
Wolverine nature of evil loot our ships.... Dead to was true cuz betrayal 'lies in the open' like 'creeping crops'....
Lesson learn when watching friends shoot their peeps....
Buh truth is an 'immortal explosive device, wait carefully, boots n beeps.... Liers get mute by it... When it comes with troops n fleets....
Burning with power to rule thus coups are lit....
Lies stealing the light' of coward better be named as a fool's bandit....
Buh truth like the stars no wonder we drool at it..... Buh lies n truth ever be in a war to compliment emselves n rule addicts...... Mystic be pardoned cuz he's new at it........

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