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3.
That local sponge that looks like bird nest:



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To wash away your sins.

2.
Those colourful sponges that look like net singlet:



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Everyone in the house has a different colour.

1.
The real bathroom in a Nigerian home:


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The bathroom begins and ends inside that bucket.

halfricanadian:
I kno dis guy from hiphop atlanta

playboy of life his baby mama suffered in his hands

His gf sef suffer

I dislike d guy ehn

Moral of the story; not everytime copy-cata, sometimes face your front


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Leave romance for nollywood, biko.














http://zikoko.com/list/once-upon-a-lagos-romantic/

So he decides to give up and goes back to his normal level of late night call, credit and shawarma




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Son of man cannot come and go and die. Not everything is for everybody abeg!

Only for her to start shouting that he ruined her hair and now she has cattarh


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Aunty you will not kill someone sha!

Then finally he tries to do a real romance and kiss in the rain




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Come on baby!

Only to get to her gate and hear “ah madam said I should say she is not around oh”



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You say what?

Then he battles another traffic just to play romantic music outside her window


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This one must click.

Only for her to complain that one idiot wrote her an anonymous letter talking rubbish


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Can you imagine? After all his hard work oh.

Then he decides to up his game and write her a “not so anonymous” anonymous letter


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Shakespeare abeg shift, the real writers are here!

But then they enter one deadly traffic



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Mo daran!

He decides to take the next babe on a long drive



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On to the next babe… because he has many.


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But then all the insects in Lagos decide to join them


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He first takes one babe for a picnic in the park



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So he does more “research” and plots and plans like a real Lagos boy


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So that’s how one Lagos boy just finished watching a nollywood romance movie and started feeling inspired

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tempem:
What's then the point?

source http://zikoko.com/list/nigerians-graduating-this-year/

15. When you remember that you’ll soon have to get a real job



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I’m not ready to start adulting.

14. When you suddenly have to start worrying about NYSC posting.



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13. When you haven’t finished enjoying freedom and they bring up masters.


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12. When you ask your father for money and he reminds you that you’re a graduate.


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11. When you wake up the day after and you realise you don’t have to go to school.


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10. The unofficial Nigerian graduation picture:



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9. When your parents invite the whole street to your graduation ceremony.


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8. When your course mates are crying and hugging each other and you’re just there like:



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7. You, giving your parents your certificate after they forced you to do Engineering:


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When people ask you what CGPA you graduated with.


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5. When you have to cover it up with your ugly graduation gown.


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