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they all did well.

but i feel fynestboi answer was superB

as most contestants capitalize more on qualities.

13.
Online shopping sites, when you try to return a damaged item.


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It’s mission impossible.

12.
When your item is delivered and it’s in the wrong size.


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JESUS!

11.
What you ordered online vs. what gets delivered.


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What is this?!

10.
When they say your item will be delivered in 5 – 7 days but it’s been 8 days.



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Thank God it’s Pay on Delivery.

9.
After all the high prices, then you notice there’s no Pay on Delivery option.



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I’m not doing again

8.
When you want to check out and you see the delivery price.

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No free delivery?

7.
When you finally decide to spend your next month’s salary and order something.


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It’s just money.

6.
You, lying to yourself that you really need the product and it’s a good deal.

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It’s a good deal. I can’t get it anywhere else. I’m so lucky.

5.
When you realize that there isn’t really money to buy anything.


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Help me, Lord.

When you’re knee-deep in window shopping and your browser tab starts looking like this:

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*tears*

3.
When you finally open the site and you still cannot afford the items.



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Don’t you dare send me any more emails.

2.
When ASOS sends you a mail in this high exchange rate period.


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Get away from me, Satan!

1.
When you get a mail about clearance sales from one of these online stores.


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Everything is 40% off. Jesus!

Fynestboi:
Human beings cannot be without a blemish, so, in all honesty, what are the things you think you have done or presently doing to ladies that you wouldn't want men to do unto your own daughter(s)?

"Chop and clean mouth" is very common with guys of nowadays as it's rightly deemed a judicious use of one's youthful age.. Have you ever, or do you also engage in this act? If YES, why? If, NO, why?

Have you ever wished you were a lady? If YES, why, if NO, why?

If a lady offers you sex on her first visit, would you sleep with her, if YES? Why if NO, why?

What makes you think you're a husband material?










I am an advocate of the maxim: "treat others the way you would want to be treated" and this has really been a good guide for me, which helps my rapport with both male and female folks. I don't think there is really anything, except the fact that I detest seeing girls beat me to academic excellence.


Lol @ chop and clean mouth. The youthful exuberance...
No.... Frolicking is not that bad but really I wouldn't want such thing to be done to me if I were a lady.

No.... Why try to be something you are not? You are what and who you are and one is expected to see that as a strength, not a "may be strength".


Lol. .. In all honesty I won't.... Ladies are not the only one whose pride is at stake. As a man whose dream is to be as complete as possible for his future wife, I clearly won't.



I am a husband material cause I believe I am a man who a lady can look in the eye and be proud of in all ramifications as a result of my numerous humane and altruistic qualities.




Cc: tosyne2much

This is creativity.

Wow.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
18. Op

You need to leave people matter and face yours


Hi an

Pot calling kettle black

WHICH MATTER

18.
In fact, everybody



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SOURCE: http://zikoko.com/list/nigerians-who-need-to-face-their-work/

17.
Nigerian teachers and principals need to stop beating students like goats and face their education work




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16.
Nigerians on social media need to face their front and stop tweeting nonsense relationship advice






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Not everyday “soul ties” and “nudes”. Sometimes keep shut!

15.
Nigerian extended family members need to face their own family and leave other people’s children alone









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Better stop talking before we expose your own children here!

14.
OAP’s need to stop chooking their mouth in every and any body’s business and face their radio work

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If you don’t join your mouth will you die?

13.
EFCC needs to stop making announcements and face their “nabbing financial criminals” work


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Not everyday make announcement, sometimes allow criminals enter jail.

12.
Nigerian pastors need to stop preaching jagbajantis and face their “Jesus is coming” work



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Plus the faulty economics, plus the entrepreneurship for dummies sermons, plus the yanma yanma relationship coaches. All join.

11.
NEPA needs to stop cutting people’s light and face their light-giving work



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Mschewwww.

10.
NYSC needs to stop stressing young Nigerians and face their “increasing harmony across the nation” work


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I mean just look at!

9.
Nigerian banks need to stop painting buildings and sponsoring events and face their money management work


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Every day na so so media partnership but to send alert is wahala.

8.
CBN needs to stop banning items eligible for forex and face their work


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Do those ones even know their work because the inflation rate begs to differ.

7.
Nigerian civil servants need to stop striking every other month and face their work


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Will you go back to the office? Unserious bunch!

6.
LASTMA need to stop jumping inside people’s cars and face their traffic management work

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Is this traffic safety? Ehn?

5.
Nigerian policemen need to leave their egunje paroles and face their work




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Thief has not finished in Nigeria for you people to catch oh. In case you people are not aware.

4.
Pharmacists need to stop judging people buying condoms and face their medicine dispensing work



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Last last, you people will be alright.