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EducationRe: 18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get by joery6(op): 5:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
2.
When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hand-to-chest.jpg





Chisos!
EducationRe: 18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get by joery6(op): 5:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
1.
How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card.





https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/calm-down.png


Uncle calm down.
Education18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get by joery6(op): 5:17pm On Jul 20, 2016
i have seen that of OAU,UNILAG and co.


it is time to have some fun for UNILORIN students on NAIRALAND

i will drop 18 you can add more as much as you like.
Let's go
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2016
13.
How you look at people that take their unopened provisions back home:



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/judgin-you.jpg



Na wa for una.




source: http://zikoko.com/list/provisions-hustle-in-school/
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:07pm On Jul 20, 2016
12.
When they steal provisions from the stingiest person in your room.




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif



God is good.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:06pm On Jul 20, 2016
11.
When you’re the only one in your room left with provisions.




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/godfather-bonasera-3.jpg



Oya beg me.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2016
10.
When you open your provisions and people with spoons start appearing like:




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/spoon.jpg



Who are these ones?
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2016
9.
When you get back from class and catch someone trying to jack your locker.



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fight-e1460381971235.jpg



You don enter am today.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
8.
When a senior gives you bowl to go and fill with milk.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/scared.jpg



God, why me?
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2016
7.
When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.









https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hyenas.jpg



It’s all over.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2016
6.
When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/buhari-celebrate.jpg




As a bad guy
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 4:59pm On Jul 20, 2016
5.
When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/confused-kat-wiliams.gif



Is this one mad?
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2016
4.
You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/CMADyvmW8AAuqnJ.jpg


Just leave me to die here.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 4:52pm On Jul 20, 2016
3.
When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/oversabi.jpg



Please be going.
EducationRe: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2016
2.
The official padlock for stingy students:



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/PADLOCK.jpg



The worst people.
EducationThe Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(op): 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2016
1.
The Nigerian provisions starter pack:


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/PROVISIONS.jpg



If you don’t have all these, you’ve not started.
CelebritiesRe: Lola Alao Converts To Islam And Adopts The Name "Rhodiat" by joery6(m): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2016
olarewajuwasiu1:
The guy above me is lack of common sense, if u don't have something to say why not keep quite
OK lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Lola Alao Converts To Islam And Adopts The Name "Rhodiat" by joery6(m): 4:46pm On Jul 20, 2016
41lady:
Yoruba don't have religion, can switch and swing like pendulum. And that's why hausa do kill them when riot start in the north because they believe they are true Islamic practicing people.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/confused-kat-wiliams.gif
CelebritiesRe: Lola Alao Converts To Islam And Adopts The Name "Rhodiat" by joery6(m): 4:46pm On Jul 20, 2016
who get BB charger? undecided
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:45pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mediapace:
The water closet you can't use cos your mother is always afraid you will fall inside
i can relate
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:44pm On Jul 20, 2016
taylor88:
I think d 3rd pix can only b found in hausa bathroom
na u talk am ooo undecided
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2016
[size=30pt]OYA COME IN AND ADD YOURS[/size]




source: http://zikoko.com
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2016
13.
The bathing soap Nigerians have turned into washing soap.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/premier-toilet-soap-70g.jpg



Has anyone actually used it to bath?
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2016
12.
The soaps we all grew up with:




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/soaps.jpg


The smell of Tura was the worst.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:39pm On Jul 20, 2016
11.
That container filled with water, just in case:





https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/drum.jpg



Can’t trust the tap in a Nigerian house.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:38pm On Jul 20, 2016
10.
When you see this, you know the most annoying chore is about to go down.




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/clean.jpg




Ugh! The worst.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:38pm On Jul 20, 2016
9.
That heater that hasn’t worked in years:




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/water-heater.jpg




Why are you even there?
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:37pm On Jul 20, 2016
8.
The floor rag that is just a retired towel:




https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rag.jpg




Your mother will kill you if you don’t take it out to dry after every bath.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
7.
The toothpaste no one wants to accept has finished


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cut-toothpaste.jpg






It must not waste.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:35pm On Jul 20, 2016
6.
All the toothpastes we have unofficially named ‘Closeup’:



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/toothp.jpg




They are all ‘Closeup’. Go and argue in your house.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:34pm On Jul 20, 2016
5.
A million toothbrushes when there are just 4 people in the house:

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/toothbrushes.jpg


Nigerians don’t know how to throw away toothbrush.
FamilyRe: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by joery6(op): 4:33pm On Jul 20, 2016
4.
The bathroom slippers that your mother has used to stone you.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/rubber-slippers-250x250.jpg



This is where their marksmanship shines.

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