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NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Joesno(m): 5:51am On May 27, 2022
Wahala embarassed

The name on my jamb admission letter doesn't exactly correspond with that on my certificate and batch b registration is on Monday, can I register? Or there will be a problem when I get to camp?
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by Joesno(m): 10:33am On May 15, 2022
Princevirus:
I think this is a great idea. I'm going to create a group and put the link here



Here's the link:https:///DFD1p2H6dL0IvnCLhKZYt3

Nairaland can't allow it. Just add "chat dot whatsapp dot com " before the DFD

Please let's join, share ideas and job adverts to people that may need it.
It didn't work, add me - 09055268682
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by Joesno(m): 7:52pm On May 02, 2022
Bro, I need ur help, can u reach me out?
Our stories are almost similar but u bettered mine sha.. wink
I'm a reactjs developer currently learning nextjs, I want to start job hunting this month... Although I haven't build much project like you, I started reactjs fully January this year after graduating last year November...

This technical writing stuff u mentioned caught my attention, I will love to hear more abt it if u can lend a help pls reply me and I will drop my portfolio link, chk it out and contact me from there cuz I knw u are stl maintaining ur anonymity as u called it, so make I nr go disrupt am grin
ProgrammingRe: What's The Best Laptop For Coding by Joesno(m): 6:58pm On Mar 08, 2022
melodyisaac:
Get yourself an MSI GE75 Raider 9SF
CORE i7
32 GB RAM
2 TERABYTE SSD
8GB NVIDIA RTX
144HZ REFRESH RATE

Or an Apple 2018 MacBook pro touchbar
16GB RAM
512 SSD
CORE i7 and thank me later
Oh my God! shocked
Are u also a programmer sir
ProgrammingRe: Diary Of An Aspiring Software/web Developer by Joesno(m): 1:05am On Sep 06, 2021
EricBraven:
I also ran away from this JavaScript but waiting for the best time to attack it either with a mentor or alone
wen I started learning JS, I got to a point when I av to dumb it, wit the feeling of I can't come and kill myself.. but I got back to it after 2 months and started all over wit enough focus and determination before I had it done
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (2 -0) On 5th May 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:22pm On May 05, 2021
IamNumeroUno:
You have been shifting the post from the Knockout stages. City can not exceed quarter finals, they did.
City cannot exceed semifinals, they have. And you will definitely eat your words in the finals.

There is no team, currently in Europe that can defeat this Man City squad.
Coty is the only team that has not lost a single game in this year's champions league, winning 12 matches, a record high.
Meet a complete Bayern squad and repeat that, we will laugh in Swahili
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (2 -0) On 5th May 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:10pm On May 05, 2021
IamNumeroUno:
Liverpool had to sacrifice the ambitions for FA cup the year they won the Champions league. When a coach names a weak team against a club like Chelsea, it speaks so much about his intentions.

We had just defeated Dortmund and only two players from the team that played Dortmund featured in that game against Chelsea. He used Sterling for 90 freaking minutes and other deadwoods in the squad. He refused to even name a strong team on the bench nor made any substitutions for the entire match.

Check the lineups below. If you think City will name this lineup in the final then you live in a fool's paradise.

Modified: And yes, we are winning a treble. Two trophies already in the shelf, one more to go.
U're not winning European treble even if u win the ucl bcoz u av been kicked from FA cup.
Carabao cup doesn't count for European treble.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (2 -0) On 5th May 2021 by Joesno(m): 8:53pm On May 05, 2021
Tapout:
The only reason I want Chelsea to win UCL this season is because of Thiago Silva. He is among my list of few players who have really given their best to the game of Football and are yet to win UCL Trophy.
Not everyone is destined to win every trophy, has he given more than Zlatan for ucl? Even d great Ronaldo Delima couldn't win ucl
Gerard couldn't win EPL despite all his sacrifice.
both GOATS, couldn't win world cup.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Joesno(m): 3:57pm On May 01, 2021
Abeg where Jumia agent Charles3joker, abi wetin b he moniker again?
Abeg make person help me tag am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich :UCL (0 - 1) On 13th April 2021 by Joesno(m): 10:10pm On Apr 13, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
I'm not sure NEYMAR is a Brazilian.
He remains an endemic Disgrace.
BRAZILIANS are not known to be fruitless at Goalposts.
The likes of RONALDO FENOMENO will be weeping wherever he is. This is a player who defeated an entire German National Team singlehandedly, including the best keeper in the world at that time.

Imagine the First Chance MBAPPE had, he buried it.
MBAPPE is far far a better creative player than NEYMAR
listen to yourself, is Neymar and Ronaldo the same name?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (3- 1) On 21st February 2021 by Joesno(m): 8:43pm On Feb 21, 2021
no more goals in this game, play it on live bet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Juventus : UCL (2 - 1) On 17th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 10:39pm On Feb 17, 2021
Kapilta:
Buh na Messi no good yesterdey o. Wetin come change today laidis. Thunder faya your balls.
how my post take relate to Messi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Juventus : UCL (2 - 1) On 17th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:20pm On Feb 17, 2021
i don't understand u guys sef, the game has started for barely 20mins, there is stl over 70mins left...
why una kon dey bark this morning, abi Mbappe is in Juve?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Juventus : UCL (2 - 1) On 17th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:18pm On Feb 17, 2021
Etinosa1234:
See as everywhere dry... If na Messi(the one and only goat) dem score like this, all Tom dick and Harry for nor let us hear word
game jst started no need for all this, the one and only goat got schooled by a 21yrs old boy yesternight in his own house, i think u should hide in shame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Juventus : UCL (2 - 1) On 17th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:16pm On Feb 17, 2021
this juve team na scam, no creativity in anyway, they jst keep revolving the ball in their own half, little wonder why they conceded a goal from a silly mistake yet they are stl playing the same way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United (2 - 0) On 15th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 10:29pm On Feb 15, 2021
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BabaO2:
Why the choice of kepa? Tuchel has obviously started racism that will backfire against him
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racism jst bcoz he dropped mendy but u have Rudiger and Odoi starting every match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 9:11pm On Feb 06, 2021
GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 10:44pm On Feb 04, 2021
xcelentattitude:
Livestream link please
Hesgoal.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Joesno(m): 10:41pm On Feb 04, 2021
byrron:
Doesn't make any sense to me.

Penalty is a consequence of an action committed in an opponents goal area that could have either resulted to a goal or not if such an action wasn't taken and if it was that cheap, player's won't be missing from scoring from the penalty spot.
But but all this grammar is not needed against man u, abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Sheffield United (1 - 2) On 27th January 2021 by Joesno(m): 3:54am On Jan 28, 2021
Indispensable85:
Lol..... don't put too much hope on this man utd under solskjaer. If you want to be happy just try to watch this man utd with an open heart. Don't attach any passion or emotions to it. It'll help you. Sorry for the pains bro. The best decision I took in 2010 was to stop watching football. I've been enjoying myself ever since. Sometimes football can hurt more than break up.
Ebenezar2O2I:
mine was 2011 when man Utd lost to Barca in the finals.
I was so emotionally attached till it affected my academics and gave me an extra year.
Since then I stopped watching foot ball
You don't av to stop, football is fun to watch
You jst av to b a neutral fan like me, I was once a Madrid fan but seeing the sentimental emotions attach to football I had to stop being a fan of any club, I watch football for d love of it, emotion free!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 26th January 2021 by Joesno(m): 2:05am On Jan 27, 2021
doctorherbal366:
arsenal have not for once played in this season over 4.5 goals,

wise folks can cash out weekly from this top secret.

but as it stands this is one of their worst seasons
although am no gambler at all but i use my brains to capsure loopholes in all this betting sites and especially in live betting
Haha, u think say na so e easy, why not try staking it with 100k in their next match? Abi u nr like money grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United V Watford : FA Cup : (1 - 0) - Live by Joesno(m): 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2021
kiddkash:
so, if a caoch doesn't play someone from a certain race, then the person is a racist. and not game plan
or if the kind of player can fit what the coach wants

what of tuanzebe, baily, greenwood.
you are so pathetic
ur point is baseless, why give him a contract if he doesn't fit ur style of play in d first play? or are u telling me Ole eyes where tied when he did sign him?
RomanceHave You Ever Experience Death In Anyway? How Did You Handle It? My Story by Joesno(op): 5:58pm On Dec 27, 2020
I wouldn't av been able to type this about an hour ago, if not for supreme intervention.
I can beat my chest and boldly tell u that the distance between life and death is less that a thin thread, jst one silly cut, boom! you are off to whatever remains in the afterlife.

I almost lost my life drowning inside a beach today, is not and never a good experience. I prepared heading home less than a minute after I was brought out, I av never been to a beach before not until today, and boom! Death staring right in front me. I can't really tell how it transpired, all I can say is that I was struggling, if not battling with death, but it seems I came out victorious. Thanks to my fellow beach mate, I nvr saw his face coz I was stl struggling even after I was brought out. Not funny!

I was forced to settle than after insisting to go home less than a minute after the incidence. When I was going out, I keep thinking about the ugly scenario, seeing alot of persons having fun, dancing, eating, swimming and doing whatever fun stuff u can imagine, I felt like crying reminiscing about what jst happened and how I could av lost my life for something I am not good at, all in the name of fun, another thing I am allergic to. It's not funny should incase u find it hilarious angry

The problem now is, I don't know if I should move on with my life like it nvr happened, like I should feel free with myself, like I nvr went to the beach but keep living the way I do, putting this behind.

Or

I should keep living with this bad experience, putting death that can happen anytime as a consideration, with today's case inclusion, like I should start viewing life from a different perspective of death u know, I would av been dead today leaving grieve and anguish behind for my families; my parents, siblings, friends, gosh! What was I thinking? I felt like crying, something I av nvr thought of.

Pls I need u to say something, I admit my negligence and stupidity going into something I av nvr done and extremely poor at, but I need u to say something encouraging and intriguing, u know.

Have u ever experienced something like this, U know death?

How did u fight it? Did u move on?
Did u start living differently for the fear of death? Like being extremely careful with anything that is life threatening?

Most importantly, how did you move on?

Thanks, I really appreciate your response.

RomanceRe: He Slapped My Face And Smashed My Phone by Joesno(m): 10:51am On Dec 23, 2020
What a small world we in, sorry for the harass ma'am.

btw, u said u not gonna curse him but u went naked for what again?
CrimeRe: Lady And Her Boyfriend Shot Dead In Ebonyi By Suspected Cultists (Graphic) by Joesno(m): 4:28pm On Dec 02, 2020
godforus:
May God forgive me for having erection at that yellow gown
you are jst a grown up FOOL, sir.


RIP, say no to cultism!
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Joesno(m): 2:25am On May 15, 2020
pls does anyone have a link to download a compressed call of duty obb file, pls share me d link
I fear playstore downloading, the last tym I tried updating mine with playstore, it stop downloading midway and der was no continuation option... btw 1.9gb is scaring nii oo
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Joesno(m): 4:32am On Apr 26, 2020
Lexusgs430:
If it's a beautiful girls number, pass it on to me........ cheesy
lol, it isn't, pls help if u av an idea
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Joesno(m): 7:50pm On Apr 25, 2020
I deleted a number for more than 5 times using true caller but d no. is stl reappearing.. what shud I do?

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