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Politics / Re: Tola Oyediran, Obafemi Awolowo's Eldest Daughter Revealed (pic) by joethinking(m): 8:17am On Jan 30, 2015 |
Lol why is her condition like this. A whole former head of state's daughter ? Please drop the fvcking broom and get yourself a vacuum cleaner. Your dad will be disappointed you still use a broom in this modern dispensation. WOw this thread HIT LALASTICLALA after all [/quote] Awolowo was not head of state |
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Assists Annie In The Kitchen To Figure Out Which Pepper To Use (Photo) by joethinking(m): 11:43am On Jan 28, 2015 |
2baba has been doing that since 1886 |
Nairaland / General / Re: What If GEJ Loses Election, What Will Happen? by joethinking(m): 7:22pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Abeg make GMB go enrol for GCE now so he go pass maths and complete his if dat thing no be forgery |
Nairaland / General / What If GEJ Loses Election, What Will Happen? by joethinking(m): 6:21pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Opinions please! |
Nairaland / General / Re: President Jonathan's Crime Against The Cabals by joethinking(m): 6:16pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
GEJ has no alternative |
Nairaland / General / President Jonathan's Crime Against The Cabals by joethinking(m): 5:18pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
PRESIDENT JONATHAN'S CRIME AGAINST THE CABALS... Nigerians will NEVER live in bondage"-President Jonathan 1. It hurt them you ended their subsidy fraud******** 2. You sold off NEPA and ended their fraudulent NEPA contracts. 3. You removed ghost workers from civil service and reduced their wealth. 4. You refused to renew their oil blocks license they shared among themselves. 5. You handed NPA verification to a third party and eliminated port frauds. 6. It hurt them you stopped the bootlegging in fertilizer distribution. 7. You hurt them by making sure they don't hoard petroleum product and Nigerians will sleep at filling stations while they make astronomical profits. 8. You pinched them where it hurt most by making sure elections are free and fair. We Join our faith, ...... Our determination.... Our votes.... Say with Our President that NEVER AGAIN WILL NIGERIA BE IN BONDAGE....... NEVER..... NEVER.......NEVER AND NEVER,,,,,,,,,,,AND FORVER!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / My Old Days....from My Friend by joethinking(m): 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Which among these did you practice when you were young? 1) Dip the bread inside the tea? 2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before eating. 3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow. 4) Can't eat the meat until you finish the food. 5) showing everyone your new under wear. 6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has licked. 7) Playing in the rain. Licking the plate with your tongue. 9) Walking bear foot and hold your new shoes for everyone to see. 10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing) so you don't feel the pain much when caned in school. 11) Mix gari and sugar in your pocket and chew on your way to school. 12) Closing the fridge absolutly slow to see wen d light goes off 13) Swinging on the door 14) Run to your bed frm the toilet thinking that there is a monster in the toilet. 15) hiding behind the door to scare someone Remember your pasts Please becoz they're very important! Never forget ur childish. |
Nairaland / General / My Old Days....from My Friend by joethinking(m): 2:51pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Which among these did you practice when you were young? 1) Dip the bread inside the tea? 2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before eating. 3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow. 4) Can't eat the meat until you finish the food. 5) showing everyone your new under wear. 6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has licked. 7) Playing in the rain. Licking the plate with your tongue. 9) Walking bear foot and hold your new shoes for everyone to see. 10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing) so you don't feel the pain much when caned in school. 11) Mix gari and sugar in your pocket and chew on your way to school. 12) Closing the fridge absolutly slow to see wen d light goes off 13) Swinging on the door 14) Run to your bed frm the toilet thinking that there is a monster in the toilet. 15) hiding behind the door to scare someone Remember your pasts Please becoz they're very important! Never forget ur childish. |
Politics / Re: Troops Kill 200 Boko Haram Members In Askira Uba by joethinking(m): 11:40pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
FYI......Damaturu is not in Adamawa, Am. Doubting tHe credibity of the info |
Politics / "Reasons Why I Will Not Vote Gej"...utokanandu by joethinking(m): 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
.....This government is a paradise full of maggots, GEJ is a good man but he lacks the political muscle and will to pilot the affairs of this nation.......... He spares corrupt govt officials... The economy is terrible, foreign investors are running away, we have been talking about PIB and till today, nothing has been done about it. Insurgent attacks are almost everyday.. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion Claims One, Injures Several Others In Adamawa by joethinking(m): 10:48pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Cock and bull story......is d guy dat picked the nylon bag from France? Hw would he pick a nylon and dump it in a fire(not examining the bag).....didnt he knw here is Naija? |
TV/Movies / Re: If Your 2014 Were To Be A Movie, What Title Would You Give It? by joethinking(m): 4:13pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Shoki freestyle |
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by joethinking(m): 1:41pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
#230000 |
Politics / Re: APC Wants To Divide Nigeria, Says PDP by joethinking(m): 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Who cares about what APC is doing?...........the ONLY thing that matters is GEJ 2015 - 2019 By then, GMB will be walking with stick in his late 70's 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How A Married Man She Met On BBM Almost Killed Her With Sex And Drugged Drinks by joethinking(m): 10:48am On Dec 28, 2014 |
Hahahahahaha......u have given ur life to christ? Who we go ask? Once a runs girl, is always a runs girl U knew he was married and yet u followed bc of money(not fun)........Long throat! The evil dat people do, not only lives after but also lives with them. 2 Likes |
Politics / What The Hell Is Happening In Nigeria? by joethinking(m): 10:47pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
The state of this nation @present is alarming, the level insurgency in the NE, if not handled properly now will spread all over Nigeria. The augury is so clear on the wall.....You can not have a sovereign state in a sovereign state, that was basically why Biafra could stand the time, but this BH sect are trying to create a sovereign state in dis nation......conquering and declaring cities a caliphate. I think its high time Nigerians rose enmass and agitate the Govt to action otherwise there may not be Nigeria in years to come. Pls unsentimentally chip in ur opinion |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates 11th Wedding Anniversary by joethinking(m): 9:04am On Dec 27, 2014 |
Did u say she is from Akwa Ibom? This man is finished completely and completely finished........... |
NYSC / Re: The Plight Of NYSC Members In Abuja by joethinking(m): 8:52am On Dec 27, 2014 |
Sorry pls where is Abuja? I just came into Nigeria dis morning 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by joethinking(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Please can someone summarize all these write-ups in 1 sentence In France, we dont understand long story Long story for the gods Short story for the human |
Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by joethinking(m): 8:12pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Two of u....look very identical, blood is thicker than water 3 Likes |
Politics / #the State Of The Nation by joethinking(m): 11:14am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Do you think if Youths are allowed to pilot the affairs of this nation, things would be better? I don't think so, because even right in the Universities' SUG, we could see the level corruption and "Chop-I -chop-mentality What's ur opinion?
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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For Morocco 2015 by joethinking(m): 7:16pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
God saved them, the fans wud have beaten a hell out of them if dey had lost |
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by joethinking(m): 7:05am On Aug 09, 2012 |
We r talkn of wat clark and dokubo said? Wat of d one buhari said? Mtcheew! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron/dragnet Aptitude Test(12/05/12) Result by joethinking(m): 5:52pm On May 19, 2012 |
Am waitin 4 d result too, i wrote on fri |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Chevron Currently Recruiting by joethinking(m): 8:35pm On Apr 21, 2012 |
yes, i registered online today |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Driver Needed Urgently In Lagos. . Ngn360,000.00 P/a by joethinking(m): 5:50pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
Am a serving corper, i can drive, i studied engineering, i knw only english, and i want the job, i stay in surulere |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Receptionists Needed Urgently In A World Class Hotel by joethinking(m): 6:49pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Am a servn corper, can i apply |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bellview Recruiting by joethinking(m): 6:25pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Wen is d deadline? |
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