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InvestmentRe: Man Beats Wife To Coma for Investing Children's School Fees In MMM by Joettti: 6:08pm On Dec 15, 2016
Baawaa:
The man don't need to beat her,arrange another money pay your children's school fees,but don't let your 1 kobo touch her hand again.
On Point!!!!!
CultureRe: White Mass Choir Do Christmas Carol In Nigerian Language (video) by Joettti: 5:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
All we are saying !!! Give us the video!! That's nice though??
CareerRe: Fg Increases Salary Of Workers Next Year. by Joettti: 8:06am On Dec 14, 2016
OMOTOWO:
Safety Tips: Due to MMM Suspension of withdrawal
1. Make sure you are very close to your friends and relatives who are into MMM.
2.Observe their every movement and monitor where they are going to.
3. If you see any of them going close to a River, Ocean or Stream, raise an alarm and invite the police.
4. If you see any of them talking to him or herself, alert the nearest psychiatrist hospital.
5. If any of them begins to behave angrily and break or destroy things, please notify your friends and use cow rope to tie the person
Please pass it round to save lives
Rite on point!!!!!!!!!!!huhhuhhuhhuh??
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidency: Confident Okada Man Vows To Contest And Win Against Buhari by Joettti: 2:54pm On Dec 06, 2016
Just passing sha!!!! I don't av voterd card but if I do I ll rather vote you dan bububububububuharilisationalismisticallly presido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!of ouRs!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People See Lucifer As A Bad Name by Joettti: 7:56am On Dec 04, 2016
GoggleB:
Trace all the names in the Bible with bad images and tell me which one is still being used to name people in the world today..
Let me name some:

JUDAS ISCARIOT
JEZEBEL
AHAB
HEROD
CAIN
VASHITI

And many more
Me eye av seen someone with de name vashti!!!! Just passing though
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Joettti: 3:54pm On Sep 22, 2016
LorDBolton:
Seconded or some sort of all sports boquet who africa magic help?

Gimme sports n music and i'm good.

Pricing @ 3k won't be bad
I concurhuhhuhhuh!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Joettti: 3:51pm On Sep 22, 2016
NinaArsenal:
Make una do am too for gotv.
E for make sense joor!!! Cos me no go carry ogbonge money subs dstv wey light no de 9ja CHANGE to gotv!!!! Era of CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Joettti: 3:48pm On Sep 22, 2016
We don hia. Tankyuhuh?!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers And SSS Brutalise Watchdog Media Crew In Edo by Joettti: 8:57am On Sep 22, 2016
Hedonistically:
Flexing muscles with unarmed and defenceless citizens is the only thing that these brainless idiots called Nigerian soldiers know how to do. Disgusting animals.
Clap for yourselfhuhhuhhuh?? An empty head without brain is a heavy load to d neck!!!!!! Gba be!!!! I beseech you to receive brain ni Oruko Jah!!!
FamilyMarriage; Woman Called Wife Material by Joettti(op): 12:03pm On Sep 19, 2016
Often times people talk of some women being wife materials while others seen as not possesing the qualities to be called wife material! But the argument goes thus, as seen by a friend an economist precisely, said every woman is a wife material, the only difference is that the one that ll be perfect for Mr A might not be for Mr B, owing to the fact that utility or satisfaction is relative. The question now is, are there those that will be termed wife materials and those that will not be or its just simply one man food another mans poisonhuhhuhhuh
PoliticsRe: Halima And Zahra Buhari At Friend's Wedding In Kaduna State by Joettti: 2:33pm On Sep 18, 2016
landinfo:
My prayer every day is God, don't let me marry a lady that ends up bleaching or skin-toning as their ilks call it these days.....
#TeamBlackBeautiesWorldWide
In support huh cool
PhonesRe: My Bitter Experience At Innjoo Office In Ikeja - Ceecia by Joettti: 4:07pm On Sep 12, 2016
Still flexing my 3310 after 12 years tanx to Nokia!!!! Nobody wey no fit to make am O°˚˚˚˚°ºoo O°˚˚˚˚°ºoo O°˚˚˚˚°ºoo
PhonesRe: My Bitter Experience At Innjoo Office In Ikeja - Ceecia by Joettti: 3:52pm On Sep 12, 2016
Hmmm take heart sister!!! Still flexing my Nokia 105 (Torchlight Mobile) like ko kan aye!!! No cause for control cos everything is already under alarm!!!! No be me talk am na xo dem write am!!!!!!!!!!
CrimeRe: 3 Friends Slept With A Teenager In Lagos And Filmed It (Photo) by Joettti: 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2016
rman:
Pshycos!

I don't know why men like this piss me off...just a little IQ point above animals.

You walked into your friends room by mistake while he was making love, assuming that's true, and what comes to your mind is to persuade the girl to let you join.


what kind of people are these?
Animals!!!!!!!!!!!! In clear terms!!!!!!!!!huhhuhhuhhuh?
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Swimming With Dolphins In Jamaica [PICS] by Joettti: 8:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
ojun50:
She need am.
Abi O°˚˚˚˚°ºoo huh
BusinessRe: Exchange Rate As Of Today, July 1st by Joettti: 6:52am On Jul 02, 2016
Bom4Real:
Bros even the banks can never sell dollar at 283 naira for u,they sell at 330,200 naira
Na now be like!!! Nigeria jagajaga everyfing scarter scarter poor man de suffer gbosa gbosa gunshot in a d air!!!

EducationRe: Kwarapoly Nabs Cybercafe Owner For Helping Students Forge Certificates by Joettti: 6:14am On Jul 02, 2016
ahnie:
Was he Caught?i meant did they Cut him!i pray he should be Cutted.
Hmmmmm!!!!! Cutted you sayhuh? Temper justice with mercy ma'am its the hardship in d country dats leading d youth astray! Come to fink of it d looters has dia names been publishedhuh?
EducationRe: Kwarapoly Nabs Cybercafe Owner For Helping Students Forge Certificates by Joettti: 6:10am On Jul 02, 2016
Being nabed is what we call time up as 99 days they say is for d barawo and ojo kan is for d owner!!!! Hmm I de relax wit my pop corn and kunu joooor!!!!! See flexing
BusinessRe: Overcoming The Nigerian Factor In Your Business by Joettti: 1:13pm On Jun 06, 2016
Copied!!!!! hope am first to comment hiahuhhuh??
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph: Nigerians Masturbate With My Pictures & Feel Good by Joettti: 12:10am On Jun 06, 2016
Was finking I ll see standing and well arranged boobs not knowing its a fallen plate/i pledge allegiance to face ground!!!! Rubbish poemhuh??
Forum GamesRe: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by Joettti: 11:43pm On Jun 05, 2016
Non of d option is even correct, you are her son- in- law, simple her daughter being your daughter's mama wetin she come be to you if not d person wey you dobale for b4 dem give you wifehuh?
SportsJoseph Yobo Testimonial Match 2 by Joettti(op): 1:30am On Jun 05, 2016
Finally after watching the Joseph Yobo macth between the Team Nigerian and Team World, I was over jouyous when I saw those displays from JJ Okocha to a point I felt like crying and started asking myself after all these years this man left football and he's still displaying like this, why did he even leave football in the first place? To a point Samuel Eto requested he be substituted because he is just too much and pose threat to dia side! Could dia actually be any reason why this man had to leave football very earlyhuhhuh
FamilyRe: My Husband Was Beaten Mercilessly When Caught With Another Man’s Wife —wife by Joettti: 6:24am On May 29, 2016
Omo!!!!!!!! See gobEeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
SportsJoseph Yobo Testimonial Match by Joettti(op): 5:30am On May 28, 2016
I actually missed out on the Yobo's testimonial match cos of work and I really want to watch the match. Please where and how can I download the full match(Joseph Yobo Testimonial Match) thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Secret To Getting Job Interviews In Nigeria Especially Lagos by Joettti: 5:26pm On May 18, 2015
medamillion:
Why should I apply for jobs in the first place?
Can't I create jobs?
*walks out of thread*
No vex abeg make you stay!  =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by Joettti: 4:57pm On May 18, 2015
lloydpras:
Many Are Mad But Few are Roaming smiley
I can't fit shout but  =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist ! Let dem trek to mercury or venus as the case may be ko kan aye!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by Joettti: 4:53pm On May 18, 2015
 =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist !
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by Joettti: 4:49pm On May 18, 2015
Lack of work! Joblessness! Rashin aiki! Ise kosi! Trek to jupiter ko kan aye!
EducationRe: LASU Vs IBADAN POLY : Nairaland Interschool Debate: WINNER: IBADAN POLY by Joettti: 6:00pm On May 16, 2015
[b][/b]I think say nah only me notice am....the guy only succeeded in confusing, rather than convincing

Just passing sha but  =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist
PoliticsRe: Learn To Cook Nigerian Food, Aisha Buhari Tells Iara Oshiomhole by Joettti: 2:31pm On May 16, 2015
Nice Advice. Men n food especially Nigerian men, and NA Edo man 4 dat matter. [/aquote]

I de tell you!!!!!!!!!!!
WebmastersRe: Affiliate Funds Transfered From Kenya But Nigeria Bank Saying The Cant Recieve by Joettti: 11:47am On May 08, 2015
Let them pay it in dollars na

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