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Family / Re: Debunking Prices On Family Clearance Sales Thread by Johnames: 7:28pm On Mar 10, 2022
Praxtech:

Clearance sales price should be around 30k
are you buying?
Family / Re: Debunking Prices On Family Clearance Sales Thread by Johnames: 7:25pm On Mar 10, 2022
Praxtech:
I see the need to debunk some quoted prices which are often even more than that of the new items on the particular thread
is like you are jobless o

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 7:21pm On Mar 10, 2022
Praxtech:

Your price should be half of the new one.
are you buying?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 7:16pm On Mar 10, 2022
Praxtech:

New one is 49k at Slot
are you buying, I said is negotiable
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Johnames: 3:35pm On Mar 10, 2022
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2022
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 12:29pm On Mar 08, 2022
One month old redmi 9A for sale for 45k Lagos state
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 7:50pm On Mar 06, 2022
acekid109:
contact smiley
08168863608
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Johnames: 8:02pm On Mar 04, 2022
Samsung washing machine 6kg for sale, location: Abuja
Price: 80k negotiable

Business / Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by Johnames: 8:02pm On Mar 02, 2022
Tolu181:
is easy if you know about crypto
am not really into crypto, but you can guide me
Business / Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by Johnames: 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2022
Tolu181:
I can finally answer this


I'm little ashamed of myself for making my first million at 23 cause i made my first 100k at 17


Anyway i made my first million while watching movies on my laptop/Sleeping and having fun (Zero stress)

I made first million through flipping of NFTs.


Anyone reading this, believe in yourself (no be who first they win)

Besides i was the first person to make 100k among all my sets but 80% of them made their first million before me (although Yahoo helped some) but still I'm here

Now time to make my first 100 million.

bro can you enlighten me about the flipping NFTs
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Johnames: 9:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
eddie7:


After 24hrs
alright bro, thanks
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Johnames: 6:39pm On Feb 19, 2022
I played a game yesterday, everything enter except one game that was postponed,till now the ticket is still undecided?
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 8:03am On Jan 28, 2022
dbestuncle:
Thought over it again. You need to improve your communication but not for her but for you.
If you loose her just know that u guys are not meant to be n not because you are boring to b with

thanks boss
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 5:00am On Jan 28, 2022
Rubbiish:

Cc Johnames
The bold works like magic!
It will kill every feeling your friend is developing for that girl & u will see how their interaction will reduce! If at all u are unable to do the above, spend a long time with her alone in the room when ur friend is around, feigning sexual activities & come out to paint a nice picture of how it was having sex with her to your friend, it will kill the attraction between them. It works like magic. Let me tell u how this work, so long ur friend is not ur blood brother, he is already fantasizing sleeping with ur girl, but will apply self control not to make this happen. But the fantasies has already been established due to their closeness. Once u keep rubbing sleeping with her on his face, that attraction automatically dies, sometimes he may end up hating the girl sef, which is actually good for your relationship. This will show u already own her, anything he might be doing to please her will be a waste of time in his eyes, so he will withdraw!
thanks, I will try this
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 7:42pm On Jan 27, 2022
sainttwist1:
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what is hmmmmm?
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 2:57pm On Jan 27, 2022
Premiumwriter:
All I can say is work on yourself bro.

I'm an introvert too but I learned to be loud especially when in the midst of other guys.

Not loud as in talking too much.

But loud as in never letting any of them step on me while with my girl.

Instead of going outside while your girl is inside with the guy, while not tell your girl to come and sit outside with you.

Telling her what to do shows who is in command and will have to force/remind your guy that you are the man since he'll have to follow her outside if he wants to gist.

Next, laugh as little as possible. As an introvert, you tend to be a people please and laugh so you don't feel awkward.

F*ck that. Laugh as little as possible. Especially when your guy cracks a joke around your girl, no laugh self.

Just the look them laugh and you go start to the notice tension.

Next thing I'll advise you is to get intimate with your girl. Like I don't understand what gives your girl time to gist with your friend when she comes over.

Next time, start telling your guy to excuse you guys when your girl is coming over. Before she comes, tell am say something one sup, say if she come you go like make him give una space.

Another thing and most importantly, learn to tease your girl, make fun of her, I like insult my girl village eh, she go almost wan cry.

Find something that's not directly related to her body and use it to tease her. Maybe something she say or is ignorant of, or a grammatical mistake she made, bring it up at random and use it to make fun of her.

Even when your friend is around. If he asks no tell am. Just use it as a joke between you and your girl. This will make him feel left out just as you are feeling right now.

Mock your girl in his face but do it subtly in a way that he will want to join in, then instead of supporting him against your girl, turn around the moment he joins in and support your girl against him.

For instance, I was subtly Teasing my girl about how they don't have light in their village (they have light but I still insist they don't). If my friend joins in, I just turn around and start defending my girl's village against his.

This can easily go wrong tho if you're a newbie and not calculative or didn't plan things to say.

Your most powerful move will be showing who is in command. Touch your girl inappropriately around him and make him uncomfortable and then ask him casually to excuse you guys (guy abeg you fit just go outside small or excuse us small I wan tell this fine girl something).

Actually tell her something. It can be as dumb as (Chai madam you look Soo cute today, I fit just chop you raw or any other dumb compliment).

The problem with you is that you are not marking your territory right.

Please go back and snatch your girl.

And watch comedy videos especially stand-up comedy like those them basket mouth, bovi, I go die etc. Not those comedy skits o). With time and many laughter, you'll see yourself being able to crack jokes that will make your girl laugh like hell.

Like I said, I'm an introvert. A very chronic one but tell that to my girl and she'll look at you like you are crazy.
thanks boss, I will apply this
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 1:08pm On Jan 27, 2022
dbestuncle:
Trust them until u have a reason not to.
2. Join in the jist,it will help you understand your babe more.
3. Sometimes bring up discussions n be active in the discussion.
4. Once in a while become personal like cut the guy off. Sometimes like babe I want us to see inside. When inside talk intimate having known what she really likes.
5. If the above didn't yield just prepare your mind that you may loose her to him or someone else like him because guy u boring to stay with.
6. No vex with me o

I no vex, I understand your point
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 1:06pm On Jan 27, 2022
OvaSabi1:
Learn how to use humor. Start calling him assistant boyfriend. If she serves you food check the size of the meat and ask why assistant boyfriend’s meat is bigger than yours. Tell assistant boyfriend that Valentine’s Day is coming and that what will he buy for both of you. Tell him jokingly that you don’t want boxers or singlet. Tell assistant boyfriend that shey he will not buy new iPhone for her ni? Can’t he see that the screen of her phone has broken ni? Meanwhile still keep a close eye on them o. And lastly ensure that you are meeting her NEEDS sufficiently. A word is enough for the wise.
thanks for your advice
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 10:44am On Jan 27, 2022
Guyman02:


The fact that they are jisting and laughing out loud means they have have nothing to hide from you.
So relax, you can join them in the jist by bringing up a topic yourself and allow them to do the argument while you chip in intermittently and make the atmosphere lively.

A guy who has ulterior motive towards his friends girlfriend will be hideous and pretentious but this your guy seems to be loud and have a free mind and extroverted, they are just talk and talk with little action, don't believe those who say they will start fcking each other.
The OGs and experienced guys know the kind of guys to be wary about and from your explanation he doesn't fit into the equation cool
you are 100% correct, he is a very good guy, more like a brother

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 10:37am On Jan 27, 2022
Medianna:
You can't talk doesn't mean you can't listen na..
Stay with them and laugh together.

And as for your fear, it depends on your gf and your friend..
I do gist more with one of my guy's friend more than the guy himself if the three of us are together, sometimes I even go to see the friend on my own.(with the knowledge of my guy though) and if you see our sitting position indoor you will thing something is up.
Sometimes his head will be on my legs...
but nothing nothing
hmmmm, I can't tolerate that o
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 10:33am On Jan 27, 2022
Clinghton:
Your girl came to see you, and you left the room for her and your roommate to gist because you can't gist.

This is really crazy.
oga no be so, na parlour o not inside the room, I was doing something outside, I did not just walk outside, because I cannot gist
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 4:50am On Jan 27, 2022
emmyN:


You wanna give him DSA problem, huh? cheesy
the thing no tire you

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 4:49am On Jan 27, 2022
stunnert:
I remember that year I used funny jokes and humor to get my gf roomie. I used to gist with her and tell funny jokes that always get her laughing whenever I go over or they come over. One day we were both alone in their room and she saw my gbola, right there at that moment we both knew that sooner or later we were gonna fvck ourselves which we actually did two days later
bad guy
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 4:48am On Jan 27, 2022
SarutobiEky:
Dear Op. Write this down somewhere. Your babe is going to cheat on you with your so called roommate.

Best ya begin to forget about her henceforth.

P.S Dont even think about changing because of a woman/girl except she's your Mom/Sister.

Concentrate on getting the bag bro.. Nothing sweet pass am. I wish I had someone to tell me this when I was younger.

Today women are mere distractions. Never take me seriously.
i agree with you bro , thanks
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 9:41pm On Jan 26, 2022
Truvelisback:
Like play, like play, him go fvck the girl. U self, why u no like gisting? But don't have issue with the guy because of the girl. Just work on urself.
my guy na correct guy, him no get problem, he na just jovial person, unlike me, I just find it difficult to gist

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 9:36pm On Jan 26, 2022
KiNg0G:


that nigha is playing his game.


you got to up your game by using that same introvert method in a more mature way.

girls likes guys who are funny but gets tired of them easily.



but prefer men, who leaves them in mystery...(when she can't figure you out)



you on the right path son, don't change..... don't feel jealous... infact ignore that bish the more.

I do really get jealous when both of them start gisting and laughing so hard, I will try and control it

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 9:31pm On Jan 26, 2022
Animegirl:
For me you shouldn't see it as anything. But if you can't take it just jokingly go and carry your babe maybe try it once or twice, if she doesn't get the memo, just let her be.

Just be yourself, and don't let a girl change who you're because you don't talk much.
thanks dear

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 6:22pm On Jan 26, 2022
Kriss216:
Beta bucks
Alpha fvcks


Na so you go dey inside water soap go enter your eyes.
what do you suggest?

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Romance / What Will You Do In This Situation by Johnames: 6:05pm On Jan 26, 2022
Am an introvert, so my girlfriend came around, am not the gisting type, I wish I was, so there is this guy that stays with me, the guy is cool, I have no problem with the guy, so the problem now is that, he is always gisting with my babe and whenever they are gisting, the 2 of them will laugh so hard, the thing come dey make me feel somehow, I will be outside, I go they hear the 2 of them dey laugh for inside house, I don't know how to handle this situation, what will be the best thing to do here.

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