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NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 9:09am On Jun 14, 2016
Jentilia:
for female side naa.arrived today,yet to be through with my registrations.which platoon u dey
Drop ur contact let's meet...or call 07039301928
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 11:48am On Jun 13, 2016
Jentilia:
who dey for camp now.
we dey camp nah...which syd u hide?
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Se.x Starved?????? by Johncuba(m): 7:34pm On Jun 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
Lolgringringringringringringrin;Dhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshah(am so sure u wondering y am laughing so hardwinkgringringrinhuh), well, i had to feed my curiosity and check out the person calling me ugly, n i found out it was an agama lizard that had uploaded a pic as his dp since july 2014 yet got only 2 like( chaiii, how pathetic), just to cover how ugly u are u had to use a black n white filter but still...YOU DAMM UGLY!!!!!, jezzxz.....you need to take your own advice about the bleaching cream, check my dp, no filter, the normal self, am sure you must be dying of low self esteem that u couldn't upload any decent pix of u after 2yrs, u need help.....
Won't be shocked if u life starts and ends on sex chat, do u even have gfs?, cox am so sure no girl would want to date an ugly agama looking guy as u...so a pity....

I'm so allergic to ugly guys, pls stay off my mention unless u handsome n got love for yourself....

P.s....I AM BLACK AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!grinkisskiss.....HATERZ GO HANG YOURSELVES OR JUMP DOWN FROM THE CLOSEST BRIDGE TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!
i was gonna upload recent pix of myself on hia...buh on a 2nd tot,i decided against dat move...i dont have a point to prove to an ugly-looking b*itch like you...my recent pix will get u drooling and wallowing in lust. Go f*uck urself...no1 wants to f*uck u on hia...u got enuff attention already. SLUT.
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Se.x Starved?????? by Johncuba(m): 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
Just say u want me to quote u Mr low self esteem, can u hear how stupi.d u sound, i should go n bleach because your foolish find it offensive to your demented mind, abeg no vex o, is it your body, your entire family's body, or even any of your ugly gfs body that u now feel you have any right to tell me what to do?, why won't they b right, when you all are of d same breed, silly scallywag....
ua damn too ugly to be on nairaland...get the f'ck back to 2go wia u would be patronised...and about bleaching ur scale-like skin,i guess dats d ultimate remedy! Please dont quote me again!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Se.x Starved?????? by Johncuba(m): 12:12pm On Jun 11, 2016
Sexytemi:
Are u too blind to read where i said we have decent ones among themhuh??, pls ehn...swerve ooo, no come disturb me with low esteem at all o.
Sexytemi:
I wanted to give you some training with my mouth(insults), then i was curious to go n check the id.iot who feels he can come to my thread and spew rubbish about me just because he's part of the jobless, stup.id, sex starved dudes on social media that ask for sex chat immediately a girl adds them up, i realise your low self esteem reeks to the high heavens, you're so ugly that you uploaded a pic as your dp since January n u got only 2 likes (how pathetic), you so ugly even your phone is so scared of uploading your clear face (due to the effect it might have on d viewers), u dont cross the line with me a.sshole, those that tried it are nowhere to be found on d thread, am so ready for dirty, stinking, sex starved dudes like you o, bring it on, and you would receive it hot from me...a.sshole.
Sexytemi:
Are u too blind to read where i said we have decent ones among themhuh??, pls ehn...swerve ooo, no come disturb me with low esteem at all o.
sum1 said the truth bout ur ugly face nd u decided to display the height of ur stupidity with doz rants...U nid Jesus and sum bleaching cream.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 11:53am On Jun 11, 2016
DTOBS:
No Problem bro, 08062957916. you guys will cwiously enjoy benue state. especially if posted outside makurdi. am in gboko whc is d largest town nd place is making 101 percent sense. lest i forget,most ppa pays here bt amount ranges frm 10k-2k. i cnt wait 2have my fellow batch a cm.
Boss...ua mouthed. I appreciate ur kind gestures.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 11:50am On Jun 11, 2016
Jentilia:
yes dear,a whatsapp group was actually created the first time we were meant to leave for camp.
don't know if its still effective cos I left.

cc
johncuba
Aii
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys So Se.x Starved?????? by Johncuba(m): 6:23pm On Jun 10, 2016
Sexytemi:
We have the decent ones among them, but majority of them are o(DOGS)
u are a B*ITCH!! Bitchy naija gals calling naija guys dogs when all dey do is put price tags on their ova-hyped pussies and dissipate it to the highest bidder...they parade demselves on our streets under the umbrella of 'Runz galz'
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 4:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
DTOBS:
congrat to you all! you are not the only one going to benue, some of us are already on ground waiting patiently to receive you. cheesy

Na borrow i borrow this Phone to type this, lol. if you need any assistance, on nd off camp dont hesitate to ask.
bro...ur contact pls...i nid to u to help me wit answering a few questions...tnx in anticipation
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 8:44pm On Jun 09, 2016
ObiageIIi:
So will the gates be opened before Monday or till Monday?
lol...oby has turned me to a gateman...d gate would definitely be opened bfor monday...camping officialy starts mon mawnin wit reg and all...
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 8:03pm On Jun 09, 2016
ObiageIIi:
Any WhatsApp group?
no whatsapp group...even the thread has gotten lil or no patronage... undecided
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 7:58pm On Jun 09, 2016
ObiageIIi:
From Lag...You??
Aba...would be leaving on sunday.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 7:20pm On Jun 09, 2016
Jentilia:
still contemplating.
either Sunday or early Monday morning
if nothing important is up, i wud advice u get to camp on sunday cus it would make registration less stressful. What do u say about exchanging contacts since we dont have a whatsapp group?
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2016
ObiageIIi:
Going too...

We go jam there... grin
lol...wia are u going from and when wud u b in camp?
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2016
ObiageIIi:
Going too...

We go jam there... grin
lol...wia are u going from and when wud u b in camp.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 8:16am On Jun 09, 2016
Jentilia:
Sunday
i sent u an email already...we cud exchange contacts if u dont mind..wud luv to meet u in camp
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 7:23pm On Jun 08, 2016
Fraiser:
baba everytin for here na play play o, naso we don dey do am since d days of old GC just to keep d village fun nd goin...
ifa hear say i take dis mata serious...una rily try to keep dis thread always alive. Ntin dey sup boss...do anyhow! Assurance cover u.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'16 Stream 2 by Johncuba(m): 9:02am On Jun 08, 2016
Jentilia:
hello my people.we are definitely good to go
my dear...i guess we are gud to go.i rily dont know y our fellow benue pcms aint interested in kipin dis thread alive...issalgud sha,when do u plan on leaving onitsha?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 10:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
ray4000:
johncuba if Na chics u want come an collect it
lolz...bros me no dey do invisibu paroles jawe...carry on,d sky is ur limit.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 10:10pm On Jun 07, 2016
see as sum bad guys jus kolobi all d chics for dis village for dem sef alone, after dem go say gonment is kwarupt. Thank God say dis guys no dey go benue camp, dem for no let person see any bae flex for camp. Sum of dem get up to 3-4 babes,aswear all diz guys nah dem go b bad leaders 2mao.
Cc
fraiser
okitaiji
giftiebrown
ray4000
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 7:13am On Jun 07, 2016
Fraiser:
lol... My guy comot ur eyes from dat babe o, u no fit carry her load o....
my chairman...how ur nyt? Wia u go hide yday sef? My mind dey tell me say u go hawk doz shoes for ur d.p...lol. As per Adaora15, all deze ur otondoz no let ha get breathing space as u go market,i don lock up d chic sef...lol. Nah cul we dey wait today insha Allah.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 8:27pm On Jun 06, 2016
WeedyGonzalez:
Baba himself Carry on sir anybody Wey look you anyhow just signal me I go burst him head one time in fact if person March your shoe sef I go kneel am down flog am there Oga sir. grin
Nwannem, cool o down...my niggaz hia nah educated graduates,so i no bliev say fight fit sup...jus dey flenjor dey go...if dat crate don finish,collect extra 1 bottle make u for no throwup...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 7:01pm On Jun 06, 2016
WeedyGonzalez:
Baba himself I Don carry one crate of orijin o shey you go pay? grin
my oga...ntin does u...even if u off,assurance cover u.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 6:32pm On Jun 06, 2016
ray4000:
BREAKING NEWS:2016 BATCH A (STREAM 11)
ORIENTATION TO COMMENCE MONDAY.
The Management of the National Youth Service
Corps wishes to inform all prospective Corps
members that the President, Commander-in-chief
of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President
Muhammadu Buhari has approved and released
funds to the Scheme to hold its planned Orientation
course.
Consequently, Management of the Scheme has
scheduled the 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Orientation
course to commence from MONDAY 13th JUNE to
WEDNESDAY 29th JUNE 2016 Nationwide.
Prospective Corps members are expected to log on
to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their
Call-up letters from TUESDAY, 7th JUNE 2016 by
12noon as the earlier printed Call-up letters are
now invalid. While those who did not subscribe for
online printing should start collection of Call-up
letters from THURSDAY 9th JUNE from their
various institutions of graduation.
Management also wishes to thank all stakeholders
in exercising patience for this new date and wishes
all prospective Corps members a hitch free
orientation exercise.
SIGNED
Management
Tonite nah open bar tinz for all my pcm family for dis village....Barman, oya sunch every pcm one one bottle of cold beer...dat my man wey bin supply fish yday, abeg come distribute today. Oga fraiser,abeg borrow me 1 of d numerous chics wey u don kolobi for dis village, especially dat new yellow pawpaw (Adaora015)...i don declare floor open. Nysc, una fada...infact,una real dad.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 4:36pm On Jun 05, 2016
VictorZeus:
I doubt if my head go fit carry am sef. .by the way hope sey u go shrine 2day? cos I know sey u church no dey ur dictionary.
Haba bros...if u see d way i tanda for front seat for church today ehn...all d vigorous a*ss shaking during offering tym no pass my eye bye...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2016
VictorZeus:
Brotherly I greet u whole heartedly. . But as per that your Agbor s.k count me out abeg... you fit transfer my portion give fraiser or giftiebrown. .Thanks anyway.
i doubt weda fraiser mind go carry am...i no knw of giftiebrown sha cuz i neva c am for bunk b4...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 2:12pm On Jun 05, 2016
VictorZeus:
Weda anybody comprehend or don't comprehend anything. .Haba! ..Abeg 2day na Sunday, at least respect the Sabbath day.. NYSC or No NYSC the village still remains 1body..
Ehen least I forget, I brought some cans of Zobo & roasted fish.. join me if you wish.

#PEACE
Boss ua sighted...abeg help me reserve some fish before fraiser land. D guy no dey use eye see woman and food. By d way,i bring correct Agbor s.k for my real niggaz...make eyes tint in anticipation of Nysc and anty kemi gudnews. Oya okataiji help me distribute d ties to my snr men and ask dat newbie Adaora015 weda she dey game make she follow drag...Happy sunday Pcms.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 4:38pm On Jun 03, 2016
CandiceJay:
This minister of finance is in trouble. The number has been busy since, obviously a lot of PCMs re bombarding her with calls
my dear...ha fone,ha life,ha family wont know peace till she releases the funds...i jus found myself a new job,i would ring dat line till ha fone goes flat since dats d only language this our yeye leaders understand.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 4:10pm On Jun 03, 2016
CaptainKool15:
08077427705
Kemi Adeosun, Finance Minister.

Call and text her...
pls let's make it a duty..
i call d no now,she no gree pick. she go chi chumtin...nah dis no i go dey dial first and last tin everyday...how can sum1 with such level of education show such insensitivity towards graduates...if i send ha text,aswear she go call me back.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Johncuba(m): 3:57pm On Jun 03, 2016
i dey patiently wait for kemi adeosun (min of finance my foot) number,if i hear say i no call ha 50 tyms daily, even ha husband self go complain...she get mind withold funds wey presidency don approve. Make person help me wit dat girl number abeg...my blood dey hot.

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