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Ryda:
I ate one this morning, the feelings i can't tell... will get back to you

Berbierklaus:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihi
LMAO

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Please how those garri help when one is high on weed,the weeders for my hostel no dey allow my garri last

Kondomatic:
I don't smoke

Idydarling:
quiet! !!

Kondomatic:
I remember the first I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.

I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.

I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.

I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.

I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.

0b10010011:
Things were better in 1955.


The system has really changed

anotherydz:
Whoredom everywhere

laribari:
Take your frustration elsewhere

I didn't mention your sorry ass, neither did I refer to you clown. Which mumu correction? Na me cause your problem?

Mind your business or go and correct your father!

laribari:
You are silly! If you can't read or understand then pass abi? Just pass!

Those who read and understood gave my comment 3 likes and 1 share.

Stelvin101:
So 3some has been legalized by Isoko people! Wonderful

Meanwhile, Something extraordinary happened today. Titus Sardine I bought has 4 pieces fish inside and I have been wondering if it's locally made cause I know what my Flattino brodas can do

GindoX:
Ma pre-wedding pics, ma lady will be breast feeding me..

publicenemy:
these girls are beautiful... i see why Naija babes hate her so much and like bisola so much... she is beautiful and bisola is ugly.



kill yourselves.

Xsem:
Gererehia Mehn. If you see something bad deprecate it. One should not because of that single line not point out a contemptible or sordid act when one sees it. How did you know that the op had engaged in fron.ication before or you one of those by virtue of your pretence or mumness is promoting depravity in our already depraved society.These is the reason why corruption is in the rise,because of the kinds of you lot. Do also realize that it is a sin if you don't condemn an abominable act.

laribari:
I think the solution is simple. Anyone they catch like that, make them rush am and beat am well well. The victim will be shocked sef. You dey except people to rescue you but Na to beat the sucide comot fo their body. Na you get your life? Why take it when you didn't choose to come here by yoursef in the first place.

See the baba face sef, you go know sey the baba need help. Why him go stand near where police park and dey look the water?

If you wan really die, before dem know sef you don reach bottom. If this lagoon thing continue, very soon sef shark go dey stroll come lagoon on visit oo.

Come to think of it, if Na shark waters how many people go jump inside?

Just imagine sey this sucide people decide to die on the road and jump enter motor mouth and the car kill am; the owner or driver is in trouble oo. In fact dem go burn the innocent man car not knowing sey na sucide. Nobody will listen to you if you say the man jump enter road when him see your car dey come. #Alakoba!!

Abeg make dem kukuma dey go lagoon o!

Smart41:
Can't think of any.

Meanwhile bae is coming today... yayyy!

Shossie:
I can't crack a joke anymore?

Shossie:
What is this, I can't even smooch the breast, no flesh, abeg I will pass

Johncuba:
Abegi...me fresh pass dis guy jooh...
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