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a popular slang by Zlatan Ibile that was recently misinterpreted as "the pant many many to pack"?

If you claim to be a digital marketing expert and desire to get your product, services or web pages on the first page of search engines, it is important that you embrace the mastery of SEO Copywriting.
But more importantly, it is valid to state categorically that in the Digital marketing industry, what works a decade ago will not totally get you the expected result in 2018.
This is due to the dynamic nature of the information technology world which is consistently driven by innovation.
Therefore, before I launch deep into SEO Copywriting best practices that work in 2018, it is important for me to expose you [in case you are a newbie] to what SEO is all about.
What is SEO?
SEO is an acronym used for ‘’Search Engine Optimization’’.
SEO is a digital marketing area that focuses on the process of getting a web page ranked for an increased visibility on the web search engine anytime a searcher submits a text search, image search or a video search otherwise called ‘’Query’’.
Most importantly, the organic results displayed to the searcher on the first page of a web search engine are presumed to be the best results arranged often arranged in a descending order of importance or relevance.
What is SEO Copywriting?
SEO Copywriting is the technical process through which you can create a webpage content on your website to give it a chance of ranking high on web search engines and get organic free traffic to your website.
Central to this definition is to tell you that there are other ways you might be willing to consider if you desire to get your webpage on the front page of search engines.
This can also be through the paid approach otherwise known as Search Engine Marketing-an example is the popular Google AdWords.
Funnily, many webmasters still adopt some archaic methods of SEO Copywriting which includes stuffing of keywords [this is the process of repeating the focus keyword of a page severally in the texts]. This approach no longer works!
For the White SEO experts, SEO Copywriting is central to everything that makes them avoid the Black-Hat approach; which often comes in paying advertising agencies to build link farms for their web pages.
#1 Install Yoast SEO Plugin On WordPress
Yoast SEO is a free SEO plugin on WordPress, often used by publishers to ensure the text content meets some basic SEO standards before the webpage(s) gets created or published for indexing by a crawler.
To install the Yoast SEO Plugin on WordPress, follow these quick steps;
• Login to your WordPress Dashboard.
• Locate ‘Plugins’ on the Left-hand side of your WordPress Dashboard.
• Click on ‘Add New’ option.
• Go to the ‘Installed Plugins’ option and ‘Activate’ Yoast SEO Plugin.
#2 Carryout A Keyword Research
Keyword research is essential to discovering what I like to call ‘’Marketable keyword(s)’’.
There are some free Keyword research tools like Soovle and Keyword.io which help publishers discover some important statistics about a keyword.
To carry out a Keyword Research using Google AdWords Planner, follow these steps;
 Click on the Google AdWords URL
 Login using your Gmail account to get into Google AdWords dashboard.
• In evaluating the marketability of your chosen keyword, pay attention to;
• The search volume of the keywords either on a monthly or yearly basis.
• The level of difficulty to beat the competition on the existing top-ranked web pages [You will find this information by using a paid SEO tool like MozPro, SEMrush or Ahrefs.
In addition to the suggested SEO tools, you can check out kwfinder.com for longtail keywords with low SEO competition.
#3 Insert A Keyword In Title Tag Of Your Content.
When a searcher submits a query to the search engine, the query submitted is often expressed as ‘’Focus Keyword’’ or a ‘’Long-Tail Keyword’’.
Furthermore, for search engine robotic crawler to easily understand what your webpage is centered on, it is important for you to always have an H1 title that is in sync with the keyword of your blog title.
A slight tweak to the old-fashioned method of Keyword stuffing is to ensure your content have multiple sub-titles otherwise known as H2s that are equally relevant to the choice Keyword.
#4 Avoid Common Words Or Stop Words In Your Title Tag
When creating your content for SEO, ensure you compose your texts in a robotic way.
Hmmmm…hilarious or dump suggestion you’ll say? Wait before you jump into conclusion and read on.
The search engine crawler is a robot and it seeks to analyze submitted queries by interpreting them using its integrated programming language and not the familiar human linguistic expression.
For example;
Human sentence: The Lion devoured its prey
Robot Sentence: Lion devoured prey
Robot Analysis: Lion, predator, animal, jungle, carnivores and so on.
Therefore, when engaging in Copywriting for SEO, you should avoid featuring stop words like {‘a’, ‘it’, ‘are’ ‘to’, ‘where’, ‘what’, ‘by’} in your permalink H1 title.
#5 Include Related ‘Theme Words’’ To Your Content Title.
Before kick-starting your Copywriting for SEO, find out some theme words related to your content title.
Related ‘’theme words’’ are words that can be classified in a similar category with your chosen Keyword(s) and while you write out your content, you should include them in the body texts.
Usually, you can find these words at the base of web search engines as shown in the image below.
The reason for finding related terms to your choice Keyword is to help a copywriter cover all the essential elements that better explain the subject or focus of our content.
In addition, it helps SEO Copywriters get a clear blueprint or outline while drafting the body text of their post.
Other methods through which you can get related search or terms to your chosen keyword include;
• Using the Google AdWords tool to discover related terms or Keywords
• Finding the related Wikipedia article(s) and identify the major categories being discussed.
• Search your Keyword [use incognito window] to find out the related terms integrated by the top 10 web pages in their respective content.
For example: Suppose your choice Keyword is Cryptocurrency.
Quickly engage in searching for related keyword or terms using the techniques suggested in [Best Practice 5 above], you can come up with this content outline for keyword ‘Cryptocurrency’
• Meaning of Cryptocurrency.
• How does Cryptocurrency work?
• Cryptocurrency Mining.
• Types of Cryptocurrency.
• Cryptocurrency Market Index.
• Digital Currency.
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A lottery is a game of chance in which many people play for the opportunity to win prizes. Part of the money taken in by a lottery is used to award the winners and to pay the costs of administering the lottery. The money left over is profit. Lotteries are extremely popular and legal in more than a hundred countries.
Also, lotteries are very competitive and has a secret that is not easy nor common to everyone to know the exact secret on how to play and win. ;DA lottery is a game of chance in which many people play for the opportunity to win prizes. Part of the money taken in by a lottery is used to award the winners and to pay the costs of administering the lottery. The money left over is profit. Lotteries are extremely popular and legal in more than a hundred countries.
Also, lotteries are very competitive and has a secret that is not easy nor common to everyone to know the exact secret on how to play and win.
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LYRICS

[Intro]
Shey na you wey go dey my bed
Bae bae bae
Teekay Witty
Go dey my bed
Bae bae bae
Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Shey na you go dey my bed
You no dey fear face oh
When no be say you don kuri
Abi you chop craze oh oh oh?
If na play make you stop am
Cause I no dey take am oh
Yeah
Cause I be bad sharp guy
And I no dey fake am oh oh oh
Eh

[Chorus]
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby o)
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby)
My special woman oh

[Verse 1]
See my guy
Take a chill pill oh
Chill out
This my baby na the real deal oh
No be the one wey you fit steal oh
No be the ones wey dey rush you oh
My baby no dey wear bum oh
As she dey so
Na follow come oh
All photo no be photoshop oh
Fine girl
No be Marykay or Blackup

[Hook]
Shey make I wire wire
if na pounds or na dollar dollar
I go send you figure
wey you go manya manya
Where your swag go near me
Me I go run am oh
(I go run am oh)
Say make I wire wire
if na pounds or na dollar dollar
I go send you figure
wey you go manya manya
Where your swag go near me
Me I go run am oh
(I go run am oh)

[Pre-Chorus]
Shey na you wey go dey my bed
You no dey fear face oh
When no be say you don kuri
Abi you chop craze oh oh oh
If na play
Make you stop am
As I no dey take am oh
Cause I be bad sharp guy
I no dey fake am oh
wo wo

[Chorus]
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby)
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby)
My special woman oh

[Bridge]
olobe lo loko
(soco yo ko to)
Awon bi nu bi nu tu wi
Wani mo je fo shoko
(shoko yo ko to)
olo be lo loko
(soco yo ko to)
Awon bi nu bi nu tu wi
Wani mo je fo shoko
(soco yo ko to)

[Hook]
Say make I wire wire
if na pounds or na dollar dollar
I go send you figure
wey you go manya manya
Where your swag go near me
Me I go run am oh
(I go run am oh)
Shey make I wire wire
if na pounds or na dollar dollar
I go send you figure
wey you go manya manya
Where your swag go near me
Me I go run am oh
(I go run am oh)

[Pre-Chorus]
Shey na you wey go dey my bed
You no dey fear face oh
When no be say you don kuri
Abi you chop craze oh oh oh
If na play
Make you stop am
As I no dey take am oh
Cause I be bad sharp guy
I no dey fake am oh
wo wo

[Chorus]
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby)
With my baby
My wonder woman
(fine baby)
A super woman
(fine baby)
My special woman oh

The End!!!
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For the first time, WhatsApp will be available for JioPhone across India. WhatsApp built a new version of its private messaging app for JioPhone, running the KaiOS operating system, to give people a simple, reliable, and secure way to communicate with friends and family.
The new app offers the best of WhatsApp including fast and reliable messaging and the ability to send photos and videos — all end-to-end encrypted. It's also easy to record and send voice messages with just couple taps on the keypad. To get started, JioPhone users only need to verify their phone number and then they can begin chatting with other WhatsApp users one-on-one or in groups.
WhatsApp is available in the JioPhone AppStore starting today. You can download WhatsApp on both the JioPhone and the JioPhone 2 by visiting the AppStore and clicking Download.
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1. Adding the Css :
Add this css at the bottom of your
theme's
global.css and save the theme.

 #foot *{<br />
box-sizing:border-box;<br />
}<br />
#foot {<br />
width: 100%;<br />
height: 250px; background: #111;<br />
}<br />
.col {<br />
background: #111;<br />
float: left;<br />
padding: 5px 15px; width: 25%;<br />
}<br />
h3 {<br />
background: none;<br />
color: #FFF;<br />
font: bold 18px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-variant: small-caps;<br />
margin: 0 0 20px 0;<br />
padding: 9px 0 0 19px;<br />
height: 33px;<br />
color:#E04006;<br />
} div.col ul{<br />
list-style: none;<br />
margin: 0;<br />
padding: 0;<br />
}<br />
div.col li { height: 35px;<br />
margin: 3px 0;<br />
padding: 0;<br />
}<br />
div.col li a {<br />
color: #FFF; display: block;<br />
font: normal 12px Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;<br />
padding: 10px 0 0 19px;<br />
text-decoration: none;<br />
}<br />
div.col li:hover { background: #212121;<br />
} 

---

2. Editing the templates :
Now go to templates and find footer
templates>
footer
Replace the following code in it with the
code
below

<div id="foot">
<div class="col">
<h3>Navigation 1</h3><br />
<ul>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li> <li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
<div class="col">
<h3>Navigation 2</h3> <ul>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
</ul> </div>
<div class="col">
<h3>Navigation 3</h3><br />
<ul>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li> <li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
<div class="col">
<h3>Navigation 4</h3> <ul>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
<li><a href="link 1">link 1</a></li>
<li><a href="link 2">link 2</a></li>
</ul> </div>
</div>

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Save the templates.
This gives you a 4 column footer for
MyBB.
Please retain original credits to the
author if you are posting this on any
other site.
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AMERICANS;
OMG one dude just parked his car in the
middle of the road, stripped himself naked
and ran mad.
REPLIES:
Alicia: Oh... He must have been battling
with depression for a while and no
attention was paid to it.
Bryan: Whats the location someone needs
to call the paramedics.
Khloe: He's gonna be fine, my team and I
went after him and took him to rehab, I
think he OD.
James: That's cool Khloe you guys did great
.
.
NIGERIANS:
There's nothing someone will not see in
this country, one guy just parked his car in
the middle of the road and ran mad...
REPLIES:
Real Mhiz Slay Queen: Chaii Village people at
work, they don nack am.
Dele: All igbo(weed) smokers come and
see your colleague.
Segun: Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man,
God don catch am today.
Anthony: Segun thunderfire that your
generation! Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?
Chinedu: Segun you are an idiot!
Nwa Biafra: Everything is possible in the
zoo, Nigeria is a zoo!
MissBeautyIsSlayBae: Not my business, I
need iphone8this new year, please can
someone help me? m
Pastor Sunday: As you type Amen on this
my post you will never run mad this year in
Jesus name...
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Ifeoma: Amen ooh
Bola: Amiii Jesu!
Ben: Amen ooh!!
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TOKUMBO CARS AND BAGS OF RICE AT
CHEAPER AND AFFORDABLE PRICE, INTERETED
BUYER SHOULD CONTACT OUR CUSTOM
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300,000. TOYOTA CAMRY BIG DADDY
N550,000. TOYOTA CAMRY TINY LIGHT
N500,000. TOYOTA AVENSIS N500,000.
TOYOTA AVALON N500,000. TOYOTA PRADO
N700,000. TOYOTA SIENNA N550,000.
TOYOTA COROLLA N500,000. TOYOTA MATRIX
N500,000. HONDA ACCORD N550,000.
HONDA CRV N600,000. HONDA PILOT
N650,000. NISSAN PATHFINDER N600,00.
NISSAN AMANDA N550,000.
.
Chaii, Nigerians no go kill person ooh
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According to Birmingham Live, as cited
by Shoot, Chelsea ace Tammy Abraham
might be a part of the Blues’ squad
for this season as there is lack of
attacking options in the hands of the
new manager Maurizio Sarri. The player
was sent on loan toSwansea City in the
last term and to Bristol City in the
season prior to that and was expected
to have the same fate this season as
well.
As per reports, Championship club
Aston Villa have been on the lookout to
bring the 20-year-old to the Villa Park
this summer but now it seems that
their plans might be in jeopardy. From
the current look of things, it seems that
the player will be playing a part in the
Chelsea squad as the third choice striker
behind Alvaro Morata and Olivier Giroud.
The Blues were unable to land any new
strikers this summer and Sarri has been
left with only three strikers to choose
from to lead his line. While Morata has
been a flop in the last season, Giroud,
who was brought into the side in
January, has not been a proper upgrade
above the Spaniard. So, there is a
chance that Abraham might be used as
a sporadic option up front by the new
Italian manager at Stamford Bridge.
Aston Villa themselves were looking to
beef up the squad under new owners
and a loan move for Abraham was on
their books.As per regulations, though
the transfer window was closed on
Thursday night, there is an option for
thePremier League clubs to let players
to be loaned out to lower division clubs.
Now it is to be seen whether Chelsea let
him leave on loan.

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According to the dictionary, a talent is a
natural endowment of a person. It is an
ability or natural capacity that we have,
which may range from our creativity to
our athletic abilities. We all have them, but
we are not always so good at identifying
what they are. Sometimes they can be
right in front of us, and we miss them.
If you can determine what your talents
are, you can tap into an amazing resource
that can help you in every aspect of your
life, including your business. Whether you
are searching for the perfect type of
business to open or you want to find ways
to grow the one you have, you may find
the answer in your personal talents.
Ways to Discover
Ask 10 people what their talents are and
you are bound to get a variety of
responses, many of which will include that
they simply don’t know. How can that
be, you ask? Because people are often too
close to what is going on for them to
notice their natural abilities. So these
gems go unnoticed and untapped, for
years!
Finding your talent is actually much easier
than you may realize. Here are 5 simple
ways to find your hidden talents:


1. Listen to others
Those around you usually know what your
talents are, even when you don’t. If you
think about it, people have likely been
telling you that you are good at
something for a long time. You just
weren’t listening. Now is the time to
listen.


2. Determine what is easy
Are there things that you find really easy
or obvious to do, while others may
struggle or muddle their way through? If
you have things that you find super easy,
you believe that they should be just as
easy, or obvious, for others, but that’s
not how it plays out. In this scenario, they
struggle while you stand there feeling like
it was a cake walk!


3. What you enjoy most
Your talents may be demonstrating itself
in other ways. Are there magazine topics
that you just can’t get enough of? Are
there shows you love? Think about what it
is that you love to do most when you have
free time. If you are drawn toward it, it is
a natural talent.
4. Shut up already
Is there a specific subject that you love to
talk about, often to the point that your
friends want to shoot you? Consider the
subject, perhaps it may be one of your
hidden talents or is connected to one.


5. Just ask
Ask everyone you know that will give you
an honest assessment about what they
think your talents are. Ask them to ignore
your bad habits and have them share the
one or two things that they think you are
hands down most talented at. Ask a lot of
people who know you, but always ask
them one-on-one. Compile the results and
there is your hidden talent.
Key Components
When you know what your talents are,
you feel more in tune with your life. You
can also use those talents to excel in the
business world. Whether you leverage
those talents in your product or service, or
you use them to network and make
quality connections, they are important to
know. When you capitalize on your
talents, it no longer feels like work, it just
feels like living. And anything that makes
business and life more enjoyable is bound
to be a good thing.
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