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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Friends With Benefits by johnime: 12:44pm On Dec 14, 2017
I no dey do pm , u got a mail, drop it
IamPhoenix:
Hi guys.

I would love to meet a female friend who would like to hang out with me. Movies, sight-seeing and the works. I am NOT LOOKING for a relationship as the stress is not one I am ready to handle right now. I just want someone we can hang out, be free with and have fun together.

What I am offering:
*Hangouts
*Shopping
*Sight seeing
*Humor
*TGIF

What i hope to get:
* Great sense of humor
* Maturity
* Discretion

If you are interested, please email me craziehacker236@gmail.com

Thank you.
Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by johnime: 3:03pm On Dec 13, 2017
BellaElla:
Yes it's proper.
When we were growing up, we were taught that you should thank the elderly ones in the room after eating. I still do that to anyone that is older than me when I eat. I am igbo by the way.
Family › Re: Married Man Impregnates Girlfriend. Advice Needed. by johnime: 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2017
BellaElla:
Op men like you disgust me
Look at you talking about love
You are selfish
Anyway I don't blame you
You don't even know what you are getting yourself into.
If you had an inkling, you would not have been here yapping about pro life bla bla
Na ur children I pity, they would grow up hating themselves and resenting you. They would end up clinging to their mothers.
Why do you want to bring children into a world of competition and jealousy
I don't even care about u, you and ur baby mama can eat shit. It's those children that would grow up with esteem issues i feel for.
U think polygamy is easy. Hahahahaha.
Say goodbye to peace of mind. That ur side chic u are in love with. Lmao. She's gonna taste bitterness.
By the time your legal family starts fighting her for your properties, she would know something.
I am from a polygamous home. It messed me up. I grew up with so much hate in my heart for my dad.
I made sure I married a man from a lineage of men with self control.
10-15 years from now your gonna regret this decision.
All you would left with is a flaccid deek and resentful children squabbling over what properties you have left.
But what do I know? your a man in love cheesy grin grin
Follow your dream, marry your princess and ride into doomland grin grin grin
Family › Re: Why Do Most Wives Deny Their Husbands Sex? They Need To CHANGE! by johnime: 3:00pm On Dec 13, 2017
BellaElla:
OP your situation isn't strange, but how u go about determines the result u will get
you have already made some mistakes like threatening to sleep outside.
the day my husband threatens me with infidelity, I doubt he would get the solution he desires.
the issue here is both of you are on different sexual wavelengths.
Some women are just not naturally adventurous in bed, some see things like giving head and talking dirty in bed a taboo
if she grew up like that, then there is nothing you can do, its already ingrained in her.
what you can however do is to try and increase the frequency of the action.
do you only hold her when you want some? do you flaunt her on social media? how often do you compliment her? do you cuddle her at night? are on chatting with other women in her presence?
have you bought her any intimate stuff, buy her sexy lingerie, turn her to your model, carry her on ur laps and tell her how beautiful and irresistible she is to you. that you are lucky to have her etc, etc.
some women need their inner sirens to be cajoled out, every woman loves to be wooed and sweet talked by her man. whether he means it or not cheesy cheesy cheesy. for instance even if her body changed after childbirth, tell her its more sexy now grin grin, if she believes in her sexuality, she would flaunt it for u. don't go and start complaining of fallen brezz and loose kini o. she would never recover from it cheesy cheesy
finally lose those your female friends numbers, it is highly disrespectful. you are married and as such the only females you should be interacting with those that benefit you financially, academically or business wise.
if your wives male friends before marriage should start calling her frequently, I guess you wont fancy it.
what would even give a single woman the morale to tell u to come and chop, that means your female friends are highly promiscuous and have no shame, you cant make progress in your home if you still keep those loose girls as your friends and confidants.
Family › Re: Married Men With Pregnant Wives,how Do You Cope? by johnime: 2:59pm On Dec 13, 2017
BellaElla:
You are a phoooooooool. see how disjointed your insults are. is this the best you can do? u wan put mouth for married people matter, when your elders are talking, keep quiet! sharrap! so you can learn from us cheesy na small pikin u be. when you grow up, make money, find wife, court, go pay bride price, marry, given am belle( I am sure ur kini no dey work sef, if not you for no dey rely on your friends gist to satisfy your fantasies), Till then, continue chopping your mama thank you. Your fellow men are hustling this morning to provide for their families, you are online trading words with me. kwakwakwakwakwa! I am sure you are waiting for your friends to come back from work, so that you can go and eat free food at their houses, and dream about their hot pregnant wives. Ode! Don't go and wash windscreens or sell CDs that your fellow men are selling, because you sound so daft, I am sure no body go gree employ you, don't go and make money o, come and be exchanging words with me. whether I work, or I no work, I go still chop. cheesy cheesy cheesy . Oya, come and insult your mother again kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Help My Step Sister by johnime(op): 2:51pm On Dec 13, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin
Wiziman:
Mba! I was high when i posted those pictures. I'm sorry sir. Cc: Johnime

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