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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Abdullahi Usman Bello As Chairman, Code of Conduct Bureau by johnjose68: 5:05pm On Apr 01
abba190:
the looting continues while we the masses continue to go down the rabbit hole Nigeria is cursed

May it be ONLY for you as you have purposed (ie to go down the rabbit 🐰 hole)grin grin

I hope you won't get angry...cos I am only saying amen to your personal prayer grin
Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by johnjose68: 4:59pm On Apr 01
lexy2014:

What is certain...that God showed him a vision or that Umahi is a pastor/prophet?

That Jagaban will handover in 2031 and you may not experience it. cheesy
Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by johnjose68: 4:51pm On Apr 01
SoNature:


Stop whining. Go and watch the video. I don't know why the mods took it down but I must post it here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCF5w82sVo?si=9nCJ9Re8QveXG_gE

You had better fast and pray that you and your lamba pastor last till 2031 when the great Jagaban will handover power

Dey play.

Wait, where is the sheppopo ezekwesilly And Mmesoma - the fraud
Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by johnjose68: 4:48pm On Apr 01
mauchiz:


Let's stop hating tribes on nairaland.com, it is very bad, we carry this hatred to our loved ones at home, thereby creating hatred everywhere.
Nairalanders are influencing there community to hate other tribes which is very bad for Nigeria.
Divided we fall, united we stand

Go and check what the children of hate are doing on Twitter, abusing everyone and everything.... remember what they did to the judges family

We have not started. I don't know if you are one of them sha
Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by johnjose68: 4:41pm On Apr 01
SoNature:


There's nothing to verify. Just share the video. I will watch it. That's why I shared mine here, so you can watch it... unless you are an agbadorian who cannot afford data but can afford to defend your Escobar here every day. Stop being stvpid and lazy at the same time.

Go and check at www.youareverystupid.com

That is where your principal used to get his ideas from mad men, one of the mad men is the pastor that you posted cheesy grin


Your Paul Enenchen said more than this nonsense on the pulpit.... vomiting on the pulpit that Jagaban will not win the election...Even The fake pastor Sarah Omakwu abused the personality of Tinubu, vomiting nonsense, so as to please her gullible followers (I was in her church that day). What happened last last

Go and ask your grandfather grin grin

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Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by johnjose68: 4:34pm On Apr 01
SoNature:


One pastor who foresaw the death of Mr. Ibu said that Tinubu wouldn't complete this tenure because he would suffer Yar'adua's fate. I wish him the best though.

I learnt the same pastor predicted Obi Onwubuasi's paralysis, and death cheesy Go and verify.

I learnt he also predicted your insanity grin
Business / Re: Naira Closes 1,309/$ As Banks Sell $2.5bn by johnjose68: 9:22am On Apr 01
Islie:


https://punchng.com/naira-closes-1309-as-banks-sell-2-5bn/?amp

I wonder what Onwubuasi, the man that gets his ideas from mad men will be telling his gullible mumuwers cheesy

The guy always looks for negative news to feed them grin

When there is no much negative news, the lamba started visiting mosques and church as if he cares for them.

The guy dey prepare for his loss in 2027 grin grin
Travel / Re: Third Mainland Bridge Reopens On Thursday, April 4, 2024 by johnjose68: 5:21pm On Mar 31
nlfpmod:


https://thenationonlineng.net/third-mainland-bridge-reopens-thursday/

Another good news that will make the fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men to start Wailing cheesy grin grin
Travel / Re: Airfares Drop As Foreign Carriers Unblock Low-priced Tickets by johnjose68: 4:03pm On Mar 31
FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/airfares-drop-as-foreign-carriers-unblock-low-priced-tickets/

Elofokan bale ♾️

The fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men will be sad about this news grin

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Politics / Re: AGN Hails Tinubu As Zack Orji Travels For Post-surgery Evaluation by johnjose68: 12:58pm On Mar 31

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Business / Re: CBN, EFCC Interventions Morph Zone 4 Abuja Into A "Ghost Town” by johnjose68: 7:24am On Mar 31
LordIsaac:

May Jagaban remain blessed in Jesus name!

Amen.

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Politics / Re: Disquiet Over Tinubu’s Appointments by johnjose68: 9:27am On Mar 30
dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/disquiet-over-tinubus-appointments/

So na Onwubuasi or raccoon or Taylor 88 the president should appoint

I thought sense is cheap...but unfortunately, it is expensive for the fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men grin

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Health / Re: UK Suspends Nigerian Nurse Over Dishonesty, May Strike Name Off Register by johnjose68: 7:52am On Mar 30
ijustdey:
UK authority suspends Nigerian nurse over dishonesty, may strike name off register

The NMC’s panel found that Ms Ogbunaya was dishonest on different occasions with her employers, and she admitted to having breached the order due to financial reasons.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/health/health-news/682037-exclusive-uk-authority-suspends-nigerian-nurse-over-dishonesty-may-strike-name-off-register.html

Ogbunaya
Business / Re: Crypto King, Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison by johnjose68: 7:45am On Mar 29
nlfpmod:


https://apnews.com/article/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-cryptocurrency-sentencing-sbf-d7bb1a5e94b4c22039d74dfeab1a2ff1

I hope the fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men can see and hear this loud and clear.

Nigeria will not gree for anybody that wish bad for her grin
Crime / Re: Gunmen Bomb Police Station In Anambra, But No Life Lost by johnjose68: 7:37am On Mar 29
okoro:


https://www.thecable.ng/gunmen-bomb-police-station-in-anambra-but-no-life-lost/amp?/gunmen-bomb-police-station-in-anambra-but-no-life-lost

The man that gets his ideas from mad men will NEVER see this.. grin

He is waiting for bad news in Lagos or other regions to feed his gullible followers grin grin

Wait:

It's been long we hear from ezekwesilly...what happened.

What about Mmesoma
Politics / Re: South-East To Sue FG, Demands Creation Of 6th State; To Demand For Trillions by johnjose68: 4:32pm On Mar 28
Penguin2:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/28/south-east-assembles-igbo-lawyers-sue-nigerian-govt-demand-additional-state-trillions

Nzogbu Nzogbu Nzogbu Nzogbu

Today Biafra
Tomorrow Marginalization
Next tomorrow 6 states.


Dey play.

Wait for obi Onwubuasi in 2174 grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: NAFDAC Busts Fake Bottled Water Syndicate In Port Harcourt (Pics, Video) by johnjose68: 3:06pm On Mar 28
NairaOcean:
The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has made a significant breakthrough in its ongoing efforts to curb the production and distribution of counterfeit goods. In a recent operation in Port Harcourt, the agency uncovered a sophisticated syndicate responsible for the production and sale of fake bottled water.

Acting on a tip-off from vigilant citizens, NAFDAC's enforcement team, accompanied by security operatives, raided a location in Port Harcourt suspected to be involved in the illegal production of bottled water.

Upon entering the premise, officials discovered a makeshift factory where large quantities of unregistered bottled water were being produced under unsanitary conditions. The bottles were found to have fake labels and branding, designed to mimic popular and trusted water brands in the market.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewtAVPO8xpc

Na dem grin

Though I no mention name ooo...but they know themselves and everyone knows them grin grin
Education / Re: 2022 Computer Science Students Admitted Into Nigeria Universities By Regions by johnjose68: 11:47am On Mar 28
Ozommadu:


Imo state should have their flowers at this rate🌹

Shows they are well enlightened and value education very well...if you're from imo state here, we're very proud of you guys

The fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men usually pack themselves to substandard schools....most of them go to those schools for hookups claiming to be studying computer, medicine or law....but na hookups dem dey do....nothing dey their heads....infact, you will see hundreds of them packed in a small class....

Ask them to compete with any graduate from OAU, UI, UNILAG, FUTA or ABU...you will see that nothing dey their heads just like their hero who gets his ideas from mad men (he did waec after bsc grin - 3rd class).

Schools that an average person in South West will never consider, na their dem dey go...like nekede, imsu all those nonsense schoolsgrin


Imagine comparing a graduate of imsu with that of UI or IFE or comparing a graduate of UNN with UNILAG

South Westerners do not go to university to do hookups...so they are well screened such that the number of admitted students is reduced.

...but for that redmond side....a whole set of admitted students are usually there on hookups grin....So no adequate screening. Tueh.

They claim to have the highest number of students admitted into Law....ask them to post at least 5 internationally or nationally acclaimed and outstanding legal luminary... NONE grin

At least we have the likes of:
Gani Fawehinmi of blessed memory
Femi falana
Woke olanipekun
Afe babalola
Lateef fagbemi
(Even the late sage: Obafemi Awolowo - of blessed memory)


Let's wait for them to post at least 5 and then we will continue grin grin
Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Ongoing Road Projects In Kuje Area Council (PHOTOS) by johnjose68: 8:56pm On Mar 27
CapitalLens:
The FCT Minister, Barrister Nyesom Wike, on Wednesday, 27/03/2024, inspected the ongoing 11km FCT Highway 105, which is a six-lane dualization from the Airport Expressway to Kuje junction, being undertaken by Arab Contractors and the Emergency Asphalt Carriageway from Tipper Garage junction to LEA Secretariat in Kuje Area Council.

The Minister expressed satisfaction with the quality of work on the road project and assured that it would be completed by the end of this year.

Excited members of various Kuje communities warmly welcomed the Minister.

This is a good news.

The fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men will be sad at this positive news grin
Politics / Re: IPOB, Bandits Funding Terrorism Through Crowdfunding, Betting Platforms – NFIU by johnjose68: 5:35am On Mar 27
Racoon:
sad Have you ever seen any relevant world body investigating or proscribing IPOB as terrorists? Only in Nigeria.

Raccoon, the i.pob man is back.

Everyday is for the thief and the evil ones, but one day is for the owner and the good ones grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Florida Gov, De Santis Signs Bill Banning Kids Under 14 From Having SM Accounts by johnjose68: 8:26am On Mar 26
God1000:
I support the bill, we've all seen the negative effect of early exposure of children to social media, so many of them learn all the wrong things from social media.

I am sure the fan of the man that gets his ideas from mad men will have an opinion on this...but if the same law is proposed in Nigeria, all online hell (which does not amount to anything) will be let loose cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by johnjose68: 9:33pm On Mar 24
Af0nja2:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/veteran-nollywood-actor-amaechi-muonagor-dies-at-62/

Oh so sad.

Everyone in Nigeria is at risk:
Risk of fake drugs
Risk of fake bottled minerals like coke
Risk of fake bear and other food products

This is the outcome of innocently consuming all these bad things some people produce in other to make money.

These people even boast of making money and come to social media to flaunt it saying they are developers

Only God knows how many children have been killed with fake baby foods.

Only God knows how many sick people have been sent to heaven after taking fake drugs.

God will judge them biggerly. Amen.

Maybe the fake products from those people were produced after receiving ideas from mad men

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Sports / Re: These Pictures Is An Indication That All Is Not Well With Nigeria. by johnjose68: 5:34pm On Mar 23
God1000:
How do we get to this level?


You will not see young people betting this way in a country where there are job opportunities

Go to the US, Las Vegas to be precise. Every hotels....I repeat, every hotels have casinos where people bets per second.

So these youths you are referring to already have mindset to hit it big...fast money via betting...and they do not mind how long they sleep on the floor to achieve this.

This is the same way Taylor 88 think.

Even if you give them work todo, they will not.

This has little to do with hardship.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu May Announce New Minimum Wage On Workers’ Day by johnjose68: 7:39am On Mar 23
Ofunaofu:


But the government can dish out calamitous economic policies and increase the pump price of petrol by over 300%, which have only achieved one purpose: to further improverished the common man. 

What concerns you with Tinubu.

Nobe obi Onwubuasi be your president again
Go and present your case to him grin

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by johnjose68: 8:25pm On Mar 22
wwwihy:
DECLARED WANTED BY DHQ
Terror-Leaders wanted dead or alive


Let's wait for the fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men to start complaining and start supporting and defending Samuel Ekpa grin cheesy
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four For Faking Kidnap, Demanding ₦5M Ransom In Lagos by johnjose68: 3:10pm On Mar 22
nlfpmod:
...

Wait for the fans of the man that gets his ideas from mad men to start supporting and justifying the criminal actions of the girlsgrin

It's their way grin
Politics / Re: There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel, And Nigeria Will Smile Again – Tinubu by johnjose68: 7:18am On Mar 22
Kosisochukwu12:



Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/there-is-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-and-nigeria-will-smile-again-tinubu-assures-nigerians/#google_vignette

Mr President, we believe you.

God is behind you.

What all these means is that some people will continue to be sad and wail.

Their religious war monger called girigori has cut a job for himself:
Paying condolence visits
Issuing condolence messages
Going about breaking fast with people where he is not invited (they know him for who he is...he is looking for votes grin)
Releasing press statements to press the mumu button of his gullible followers cheesy

NIGERIA is rising. We shall get there.

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Politics / Re: Solders’ Killing: Troops Won’t Leave Creeks Until Culprits Are Caught – Army by johnjose68: 6:58am On Mar 22
CodeTemplar:
Fulanis killed a dozen policemen in Ughelli North some two weeks before okuama episode and nobody occupied anywhere to solve any useless case.

Six Bodies of Slained Officers Recovered

You must be a fan of the man that gets his ideas from mad men

Do not think you can hide behind your monicker and wish the country bad

Have you heard that the Naira is recovering....but I heard Rufai is sad about this

I also heard the headless mobs are sad too

Does that mean that my prayers for those wishing Nigeria bad is already coming to reality:

"SADNESS AND POVERTY SHALL FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO WISH BAD FOR NIGERIA AND ALSO WISH THE PRESIDENT FAIL FOREVER AND EVER ... IN JESUS NAME, INSHALLAH...AMEN" wink
Business / Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar, Sells At N1400/$ On The Parallel Market by johnjose68: 8:07pm On Mar 20
Kaycee9242:
Wake me when it gets to 700 that Buhari left it, then we will rejoice when it gets to 260 that Apc met it

We know you are sad about this. grin

Just focus on Ajaero's plan to take over Eluupee 76 grin

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Issuing Death Threat Against Its Chairman, Olukoyede by johnjose68: 7:59pm On Mar 20
Greenback:
Fact is,the likes of goodnewsforlife koshcad spaghettiluv muchado yarimo raskimonojendor chibuzoripob bosskesh pakute burob exousiAng yorubold holluwhakemmy hitlerwasright seunmsg legendhero elsudani etc must've called him ipob in disguise!

This is a warning that your hiding against your monicker does not prevent you from being arrested. Get ready!!!

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Travel / Re: 'MOU Is Not A Binding Agreement: Transport Ministry Reacts To MPH Rail Contract by johnjose68: 8:44pm On Mar 17
chokekachy:


Previous Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8032098/ikuforijis-company-gets-multibillion-naira#128958435

The horrors that we have
seen, the still greater horrors we shall presently see, are not signs that rebels, insubordinate, untamable men are increasing in number throughout the world, but rather that there is a constant increase in the number of obedient obidient docile men.
—George Bernanos
Politics / Re: Ounje Eko: Large Crowd As Lagos Discounted Food Markets Begin Sales (Photos) by johnjose68: 3:57pm On Mar 17

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