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KnowledgePower7:
This is whar i need thanks

Infact this was the exact lines I used for a girl I'm still fking till date, after too much forming, one Thursday I just called her told her to spend time with me by weekend and that I will pay for her time, instantly she agreed I budgeted like 20k for the entire expense I ended up spending just 11k she was way cheaper than I estimated, mind u this include lodging but that was 3 years ago...

theophorus:
When Chronological Age is High but the Mind is not very healthy.

Why should an a Man (a man that is even above 50yrs) be showing inside of his house for social media clout chasing?

He is still very wretched in mind, hence the need to show off

Feldie:
hookup girls don't like dates. Unless you have a car to come pick her up and drop her off afterwards. They'd rather just come and have sex, get the money and go back home. I used to stay in the same compound with lots of hookup girls

I know, you still do not get it, though I assumed you have a car, and in this case he is still not sure if she is a hookup girl, so 'date' is just a name, you can say 'hangout with me for one hour, I will pay for your time' say it goofily if she vex turn it to joke, if she is in game start to price her like pepper.

This is the easiest thing for most men but boys are too inexperienced.
Just give her a call not text or Whatsapp. Once she pick go straight to the point, invite her for a date tell her you'll cater for everything transport and entertainment, if she agrees take her straight to hotel entertain her, nak her if she doesn't then she no like you aren't her type move on

cr7lomo:
Poorly raised people think life is all about money ...the reason Nigeria can never move forward is cos those in government were raised poor, it affected their mental health, so they will keep stealing cos they think everything in life is about money ...same goes to these celebs...they grew up poor , so thoer only priority in life are things that they never dreamt of ever having in their lineage , which has no real impact apart from ur enemies hailing u and pretending that they like the things u have acquired .... if U ask what she does , u wudnt be able to point to anything tangible .... all of them living empty lives ..... if they stay in Europe for a decade , this their mentality will change .... we really need to change our mentality in this country

Wisdom! You forgot to add pastors and other religious leaders, they keep collecting they don't know when to stop because their mind is warped with poverty

Electorate:
Wether you are a PDP, APC, LP or any other party supporter, whatever tribe you belong to, let Nigeria come first before party or religion...

What happened at that airport should not be tolerated irrespective of who occupies the sit of THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA.

THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND A SECURITY BREACH, TINUBU WOULD HAVE BEEN LYNCHED RIGHT THERE AND THIS COUNTRY WOULD HAVE BURNED FOR THAT SINGULAR ACT.

No that has been a fundamental problem many Nigerians failed to, or are too afraid to confront. Not all Nigerians care or want a Nigeria.! I am one of them...

Man worshippers go soon gather here.

The most alluring sin is idolatry. No wander the Jewish nation struggle with it all through the old testament, no wander a warning against came as the first in the 10 commandments.
Here in Africa I see people worshipping their fellow men, church brand, names, oil, handkerchief etc.

donmik:
More details, pls

Those who sell courses will tell you, it is easy to get a job, they will tell you to learn Python, python is easy, data analytics are well paid etc. All those are promotional gimmicks

adaperry25:
The noise about tech got into my head and I quit my 8-5 job. Though the 8-5 job was becoming stressful and toxic, I couldn't cope and had to leave.

I had saved some funds and learned data analytics. Now here is where the issue lies.

I've applied to more than a thousand jobs and I keep getting rejections.

My hope was to get a remote job but I'm not seeing it coming.

Is tech all about noise or it's just saturated?

While learning , we were told a data analyst earns 30k USD annually. I'm just getting tired and frustrated

As a software developer working in Nigeria, I always warn those who want to enter the tech industry never to buy into 'buzz words '

Fidelity2050:
In the last few years, I have not had a good experience with these married women. Its been really very appalling to say the least.
In 2017, while I was in Ibadan, I had a Delta woman who sells food, my customer. I used to eat there at least three time every seven days. As a result, she drew me closer to herself. Each time I went to there to eat, she would gist with me throughout. Her gists weren't even good ones. Na bad bad stuffs. I perceived her husband was a busy type and barely had time for her. Her husband was an Okada man and they have three kids together. This woman was always asking about my girlfriends, we live close to each other, she hadn't seen me with any lady yet but she kept asking about my numerous girlfriends. One day after I finished eating, we drew close to me and initiated a gist, we were physically too close to each other and when her husband came back and saw how we sat close to each other, he got angry. In his drunken state, he took a bottle of beer & wanted to hit me but I dodged & escaped for my dear life. Thank God it was in the night and other neighbors had gone into their houses. I was really embarrassed and shocked cos the man is someone who knows me too well and we interact. It was after a week that he came to apologize to me cos God saw my heart and knew I wouldn't have anything to do with a married woman that has 3 kids already & even older than me. I was just 23yrs of age at this time. Wetin I Sabi?
The second married woman sells provisions very close to my house, she was also very friendly to me. Always appreciating my neatness, how I dress and my looks generally. The husband noticed how the wife was always smiling with me and I instantly became an enemy to him. Out of fear, I had to stop going there before he would go diabolical to harm me.
Another married one who is very young wants me to come close to her. She works in a hotel kitchen. And wants me to be coming to check on her. She wants to know my house too. We had known a few yrs back when her children were in same sch I was working. This woman would be dragging me to walk with her on the streets.
The fourth one is a divorcee. Has a child. She lives alone. I bought a bottle of coke for myself, and she demanded that I get a bottle for her too. I did. And since then, she keeps coming close to me. I don't want to be disrespectful or rude. I intend asking her to stop the unnecessary famzing.
I don't have a girlfriend and I don't intend to, at least for now. Let me build myself first. They know I'm kind and gentle and already aware that I don't womanize. They think I'm living a comfortable life due to how I carry myself. I don't want any closeness with anybody if not they will know my secret. Most of them are after what they can get, and by the time you allow them come close and they know you aren't what they had initially thought, they will leave. And when they leave, they will start telling others. There are days I starve and cry in my room, nobody knows. I go through pains of life. I scroll through my contacts to see who I can call for help, but nobody. Times I feel like killing myself. But no woman knows all these. If anyone knows, they will run. I can't share my pains with them, they are not even interested in knowing my pains. If it's not what they would gain, forget narrating the pains. Na noise.
Henceforth, I want to stop being unnecessarily friendly with any woman I meet.
To the single ladies, once I open my mouth to say "You look good, you're Beautiful", they begin to think I am in love with them and start giving me greenlight, and when I don't make a move, they begin to hate me. Even when I try to be kind, they feel I'm falling for them, when I don't make any move, I became an enemy. I'm fed up

I always tell men that, women are more sexual predators than men, they're users don't fall for it, never mistake that for love or affection

Righthussle:
My problem with these pulpit thieves is that even if she becomes PM of UK , this man won't be ashamed. They are totally shameless.

And sold out brains will still listen to him, very irritating

9jvirgin:
I cannot imagine the secretary of defense of the United States refused visa to ANY nation. By the time APC is done with Nigerians, the country Nigeria would have been a forgotten nation. What a time to be alive! APC supporters will suffer pain the most.

honestly, United States is too big, lets say Senegal any govt official holding that postion...damn I no fit talk sef

What success? what grace? the way Nigerian youths thinks fame and money equates fulfillment and happiness is embarrassing!!

But this administration hide in Abuja and decide to lead rule with propaganda. Propaganda is a weapon use in war, can we now rightly say that the government is warring against the people. THINK before you quote me

APCHaram:
And what's wrong with oloshos?

Someone has to take up the upheaval task of satisfying men's sexual urge.


If every woman out there was a pious virgin , most of you will be raging homosexuals or chasing after goats.


Free oloshos . They are contributing to society in ways you can not imagine.

one of the realest comments in Nairaland

APCHaram:
What's his problem?

Those are perfect pair of tities .


I love sagging b00bs that are firm at the lower end.

Me too, lets gather here abeg

Wizardslayer:
You're not too far from the truth adoza.


One of the way forward towards implementing what you just said is by rejecting the colonial tools of enslavement which is islam and Christianity. One of the greatest factors pulling Africans backward are the colonial religion brought to us by the invading colonialist.

very correct sir, both religion is just controlling tools, we are wiser now. wanwo Sir.

ValarDoharis:
Who gave that traditional ruler the right or mandate to rule over the people for generations? Imagine inheriting the right to rule over thousands forever!

I used to say this but later I learnt better, u see its not a question of who gave them, what matters most is how well they govern the people, whether is me or my brother or my cousin, it does not matter. Have you noticed that in African tradition in most tribes it is a taboo for a king to leave his kingdom, so the stupid looting that most politicians do is not applicable to traditional rulers, if them steal where dem wan carry am go? I mean how do you even steal from yourself? unlike politicians that can steal from their people and run to colonial masters to hide it there and still cannot claim it later because it will be labelled as 'loot'.
I am so Pan-African and I believe our system is better than what the white man brought.
when your governors are passing(the rogues installed by colonial thieves) they use siren and police to chase you out of the road, but when your king is passing the entire village can go out and dance and jubilate.

My people? look at what colonial invaders has done to Africans, a rogue who only have a tenure of 4 years can sack a man whose people, ancestors and gods of the land installed as a rural! until Africa return to our original monarchy system, we may never connect to our true identity. Speaking as an Ebira man.

ehikwe22:
It actually didn't surge. Inflation happened

wisest comment

WondaBeauty:
Truth be told, Nigeria is not yet qualified to become an independent country and govern themselves.
This includes most countries in Africa too.

Wise and beautiful, na the kind of girl I am ready to risk it all for be dis! If you are younger than 35 lets talk plsssssssssss!

LowKeyManny:
But who don die don die. A universal truth I have come to acknowledge is that women are cheap, fickle brained, emotive, sly, manipulative, irrational and illogical beings with little to no sense of accountability.

Women generally lack sense of loyalty. Only consumed about their present station in context of their selfish, often worthless, goals.

A woman can love you and still poison you.

Worst still is how they can rationalise illogical hairbrained decisions, especially, when they think in a pack. If one lacks sense, be rest assured the entire pack all lack sense.

as a married man I concur

This one will be very rich oh, secret Millionaires I used to see some of them in Abuja, very wise and hardworking

Goodvibes007:
You could have Yoruba DNA flowing through you maternally/paternally, but now Ebira paternally. There are several Yoruba towns in Kogi state, many if not all of them, fought on the side of the Ekiti/Ijesha during the war.

My father used to say we are a family of warriors

lakesidepapa:
Ogedengbe is a yoruba descendant name.. Any family from Yoruba can bear it

Tor but my dad no gree oh, he said he is Ebira all my siblings bears yoruba names na only me get english church name

pinkguy:
The only way to start revolution in this country is to Ban sports betting

Wisdom! and ashawo joint and yahoo yahoo, and hookup all those vices that keeps youths whose future are being squandered so that they can rethink, Business, agriculture, STEM etc.

Praxis758:
Who will act the character of the lanky Ogedengbe?

A short man must act the role of Fabunmi Okemesi.

Someone cruel must act the role of Aare Latosha

My grand dads name is Ogedengbe is my ancestors Yoruba or Edo or Ebira?

helinues:
Bro, why do most used to get money before are now broke?

To maintain standard of a billionaire is not easy oo. You are proxily a village king which everyone expected to solve their problems for them. Except if you are stingy with your money.

I was talking to someone sometimes ago , he was broke but if you still here is monthly expenses you go shock

or if you are not loud.
but those igbotic illiterates are too loud for their own good, and their mediocre bloggers will be blowing their trumpets anyhow

helinues:
Your purchasing power and expenses would ridicule the money with the high rate of dollar as a factor

Or don't they spend at all?

Most billionaires makes more than they spend sha

But just go anambara club or bear parlor and spray money, or do small philanthropy, one illiterate igbotic blogger go snap u begin call u billionaire, very mediocre pple

Jennyclay:
That’s serves him right

It’s either they are stealing, killing or raping women

Nonsense!!

Jenny we have a meeting...have your fellow women insulted you before, pls tell us how you felt?

Jennyclay:
Very poor Stinky broke useless man

Any woman that wants to live long should avoid poverty stricken men. Honestly!!

They are so quick to harm you at any slightest provocation.

Biko, he should be locked up, if not he will chop off his wife’s head next time, because that’s what all men are doing now!

Nonsense!!

hahahaha poor, broke stinky hahaha...but u are right on this one

But wait oh; if women insult you, you know that there ought to be "Verbal-based violence" abi na vawulence?

helinues:
Abeg is Billionaire now a chieftaincy title? How come all these billionaires dont make the list of the billionaires in any reputable media?

Those who have counted money before know how hard it's to get hundreds of millions not to talk of billions

I taya oh, but I used to doubt this guy, but when you think about the Naira devaluation and other factors you will see that it is not far fetched, If you are earning USD and you live in Naija you can easily become a billionaire in Naira