₦airaland Forum

EponObi:
See them eating her ass because the one they hate is their president. I'm a Yoruba. F*ck her!

What's to admire about her? Keep admiring her while she de-markets the country and every Nigerian on the global stage. You will eventually get it when the whites start increasing the tempo of marginalization and discrimination against Nigerian immigrants and those exporting their service from the motherland.

Your corrupt politicians won't suffer anything because when money speaks, bullshit keep quiet. The UK also needs their dirty money to inject into their economy.

It's you who need to sell your father's land and your properties and secure loans to process visa that will suffer. It's when the UK commission start bombarding you lots with stringent immigration criteria that your eyes go clear.

Those of you who already immigrated to the west, your eyes go peel. You people are already 4th class citizens; it's when your hosts start rating fellow African immigrants above you that blood will flow to your brain; or when other races starts avoiding you in the dating pool.

You wey hustle buy laptop to learn digital skills to earn dollars in the international market, it's when potential buyers start running from you like a plague because Kemi already told the world Nigeria and Nigerians are poor, corrupt and terrorists that you will understand what's going on. Nah, they won't reason with you that you are a southerner; you are a Nigerian, so that makes you a boko haram terrorist.

You know the funny part? Kemi is going no where. The single fact that she's a first generation immigrant means she's not going to become the Prime Minister - not even in 50 years. Na you blacks no wise; the whites are smarter than you. When the UK electorates show her the door, you are the one who will be left holding the pile of poo. Continue, let Kemi keep using your head for her own political ambition.

Point out her lies, if you can find any

TableLeg:
See person wey dem fu...ck for yansh lastnight dey talk?

Na u sabi dat one

Homosexuality is mental illness...though there is a demon dedicated in spreading it, have you all notice a correlation with drugging and homosexuality?

PrinceOfLagos:
This are the nincompoops Helinues and yarimo supports

Shame

I tell u, dead brain sycophants

Good business

jmoore:
Spending 70 million naira to build a 2 story building 3 bedroom flats.

Put the rent at 350,000 naira per year for each flat in a location like Aba, it will take you more than 33 years to breakeven.

House for rent as an investment is what your children will enjoy, not you.

Use your spare money to build if you have excess cash.

If you have 80 million naira in your account as a young man, don't use it to build that story building. Reinvest it in your business that gave you that 80 million naira.

You can buy land, but don't build until you have at least times 3-4 of the building budget in your account.

This is 100% correct, as a home owner myself

Zionmdde:
Why do Muslims always think US and Israel are their problems?
Like you will live and die hating those countries and yet they will keep doing their thing

Terrorists are on rampage trying to enforce the nonsense you poo and piss prophet taught them and you are still blaming US?

Na wa oo

U don finish this people, God bless u

Sleeknigga:
yes no doubt but if you were to compete in the same space as them would you be as good as them, and if they were to do what you do, do you think they would do better
Because someone else might also say to develop software is just to learn on YouTube no talent nor skill involved and there are more Sophisticated programmers on LinkedIn who can do better

You see; that is my point many Nigerians glorify these guys too much, hence you using phrase such as: "as good as..." there is nothing good in falsifying your identity, lieing etc. just to steal; in any industry there are strata, hence junior engineers, senior engineers etc. There are also specialists cloud, security, database etc. Therefore it will be foolish to say just following youtube tutorials is sufficient. In this industry what separates the boys from the men is your problem solving skills. If you want to have an idea of what it takes to be the top dog just google the following: 1. course outline of software engineering (MIT) 2. DSA(Data structure and algorithms) 3. discrete mathematics and Calculus 1 and 2. This is one price many yahoo boys looking for quick money are not willing to pay, sometimes I get mad when I hear people say 11 or 13 year old software developer.
When did an 11 or 13 year old get to learn DSA, Calculus, multiple programming languages to then be qualified for that title, its like saying 11 year old doctor or architect its not possible. I hope u get the idea.

Sleeknigga:
assumption on what you read on the nairaland news, sure you can build an app for fake alert that means you can best hushpuppi on what he does and the later cannot build a better app than yours right

In science and technology its not about argument and belief if there is any need we will practicalize it, I do not compete in the hushpuppi space no glory for thieves. I repeat if you have the budget, then you are talking...otherwise this is a needless argument, most Naija yahoo boys do not possess any scientific or engineering skills they just prey on gullible, emotional and careless people, Facts!

Alusiizizi:
Does she do anal?

Lets gather here, we wey no dey fear that gender

Ringstonermasks:
there is an app to retrieve bank information by inputting details, it also sends fake credit alerts that will be reversed after some minutes...


These softwares are what most boys use, bt it awful. I have seen the victims of these acts and it very awful. Although I use it for irrelevant/fun purposes too.

There are about 4 common softwares for that...

Bank loop holes and security should be a priority in Nigeria.

God bless you, one boy wanted to insult me, because I said it is apps they use and not any special talents or skills, ignorance na hm dey finish people

Sleeknigga:
try switch roles ,see how deep you are in programming rather than sitting on the sidelines exaggerating your skill

Well, no sufficient motivation to want to switch roles, and no be today boys dey form hacking, then just few questions during interrogations they will admit they used an app created by one person somewhere, that they don't even know( most likely a Russian or Japanese programmer). And that is my point, using someone's app does not automatically qualifies you as a talented hacker, anybody can do that.

If you are still in doubt and if you have the budget, I will build you an app that will retrieve your bank info, send you fake alert etc.

Yugoslavia247:
Be like this story naim dey reign

Efcc talk same thing

E remain police, DSS and Army.


I forgot vigilante groups too

The criminals that embezzle money dem no dey quick use them as example.

Na tales by moonlight wey anybody fit formulate.

Now most Nigerians can not think critically.

Ask them why rent is expensive they say yahoo boys

Una daft?

Cost of goods and building materials
Cost of transport
Many landlords want to level up with current rate for 30 yrs old house by renovating or painting.
Yahoo boy no even cause am.
No be price wey dem put person go rent

Go lekki and victoria island and tell me why houses empty.

Ask them why cloth cost. Yahoo boys.
Women and men they buy cloths from dubai.

We no longer solve issues but blame yahoo boys to ease our brain of work.


Seriously people dey use yahoo boys as an excuse to do things and go free.

Go to malls, eatery even local eatery food cost.
Some people go still blame yahoo boys.

No mind dem ignorant people, I can bet anything in the world that those boys are not using any talents, they bought some apps from the darkweb which can do all that, and soon as the app becomes too popular good software developers like us will identify the security lapses and fix it, till the next one again.

My genius make I go take a listen

mannobi:
Honestly the last election caused a lot of damage to the relationship between the yorubas and the igbos. Before now, the yorubas do not care if igbo man is Eze in Lagos, or masquerade of nnewi coming to Lagos or igbos appointed commissioners all of a sudden the yorubas are now becoming hostile to anything igbo. I would say the igbos are the architect of whatever the yorubas of Lagos are dishing out to them right now.
For peace to reign, let everyone stay in their regions and perform traditional masquerade dance as they like. It is excesses taking the gods of a region to a different region. The gods of the second region will be angry.
Before we start having sango/ogún fighting with amadioha

hehehe war of the gods, Nollywood on the beat

Nahunger:
Focus should be on the grassroots, too much initiatives die because they are only accessible to privileged people who only want to milk the system and not support or make it grow.

This is the case with Japan and China which is the reason for their immense growth, meanwhile note that


it is only a Nigerian girl you will see preparing for marriage and she only has #5k or less in her account

With a mind blowing milage

Wisdom!

NoahHadNoArk:
If you have any chance to leave this dead country, seize that opportunity as fast as you can and don’t look back.


Your friendssssss and girlfriends whom you reluctant to let go of, you will be of better help to them if you outside the country and sending them hard currency to better their lives.



Unless you earning 500k per month, living in your own house and having no fears for tomorrow then by all means stay back.

But if you buying beans 600naira a cup like I did on Saturday, 200 naira for one egg like I did on Sunday, and 1300 naira for a liter of petrol like I did this morning to fill my gen just to pump water since we’ve not had light since February,

If you worried about getting harassed on transit by clueless police officers standing at checkpoints seeking to fleece you of your hard earned money, if the name TPain is on your lips like every other Nigerian……

Go ahead and ask yourself why you even thinking twice about this once in a lifetime opportunity, if it’s not village people goading you into staying back so they can monitor your activities and have the final say.


I’ve said more than enough


My peace I leave you

Even we wey dey earn over 500k com get house still dey reason am

Kobojunkie:
Last I checked, the over 2 billion who claim affiliation to even this religion do not all live in Nigeria. 🤔

Of course, I should add that alll religions are pretty much the same in this .. founded on mental delusions and confusion. 🤔

dont mind retards, they will say God is unknowable, if He is unknowable then you are not qualified to teach anybody anything about Him

while married men like me keep meeting single ladies, before I even finish toasting they already tell me they are single, somebody must be lieing

Rekyz:
This is highly commendable but make them sha write CNG boldly for the front make I know wetin I dey enter

The thing is that explosion can take any direction even innocent people who are not using a cng vehicle can be a victim

haphizz57:
Lack of maintenance ll kill it asap

and may even kill innocent people

ruggedtimi:
In every 10 gays, 9 are HIV +ve.

correct! HIV was first called gay disease

sonofanarchy:
lol hope you said hi to her? If I didn't share this story you won't know what lies behind those face.

for whereeeeeee? no need

Freshtruth:
Omo this is too much o

Remove the make up and the lights you will understand "superugly" her husband is the wife

I know this guy factory in Gwagwalada, I dont know why I am not so impress

Merchandiservic:
This collapse of the Abidjan-Lagos highway project is a big blow to our regional growth. Instead of making moves to boost trade and connectivity, we’re stuck in the same old cycle of talk without action. We need leaders who can turn plans into reality, not just sit around. By the way, if you're looking for affordable shared apartments in Lekki or short lets around Lagos Island, hit me up! I help folks find roommates to split rent or even rent out extra rooms. Let’s make living in Lagos easier together!

I dont understand the news, do they mean ECOWAS stopped the project? because that is foolishness! when we should be connecting more we are disintegrating. This is why I want to become Nigeria's president, make the country strong enough then start pursuing imperial ambitions, all those countries in west Africa down to Senegal I will annex them...Nigeria ought to declare war on all of them! fools!

sonofanarchy:
Continuation....

Navigating through the terrain wasn't easy, even the bike guy had to ask someone a way out to access the main road to the park. If not for onome, it would have been so difficult for me and probably lost my way. We rode for some minutes, then we finally arrived the park. From Bobo doulasou to ougadogu was 7,500 CFA, I quickly paid. I called onome, I'm at the park and will soon depart to ougadogu. The bus left Bobo doulasou at 2pm

Onome was a big help, she was calling and texting all through my journey to ougadogu. The journey was stressful and long, more like traveling from the east to West. When we finally arrived ougadogu at 9:30 pm, I was so tired. onome was already waiting for me at the park, she told me, she had already reserved an hotel for me to spend the night,she also said after taking my bath, she will take me to the park to buy my ticket to Cotonou because, only one bus leaves for the day.

I checked in the hotel, paid 10,000 CFA, we went to eat, booked my ticket, the cashier told us to be at the park at 4am. Onome was very emphasizing, "you will wake up at 3am and prepare, if you want to meet up" I told her I will need money, so she called someone who changes Naira to CFA, i sent 100k and I was paid 35k CFA.

I retired for the night only to wake up at 4:35 am, lol I don Miss bus oh ,so I said, another me said maybe African time will work here but I was wrong, they keep to time, the departure time on the ticket is the departure time. If you miss your bus, wait for the next day.

We rushed to the park, maybe we could meet the bus leaving but they said the bus left at exactly 4:30am, the cashier asked for my ticket, he rebooked me for the next day, it was a blessing in disguise for me because, i needed to sleep very well and also avoid an uncertain scenario that might await me in Cotonou.

I will briefly describe onome, she's a Nigerian From the South, petite,dark skin with nice ass. She has been shuttling Nigeria - Burkina Faso for 2 years, she understand the language and terrain. According to her, her uncle's wife own a restaurant in ougadogu so she sometimes help but she told me she's into female hair treatment.

I will not really say much on what went down at the hotel but there was no sex between I and onome. I want to keep her private. After much sleep, can't find onome when I woke up, I called her, she said she wants to get food, Nigerian food from her aunt restaurant, she will be back. Finally I could eat something better. All through my journey I turned carnivorous because all I had was fried guinea fowl, suya water and little fruit.

12:30 pm I got a call from the receptionist, he said "stay again" I replied yes, I'm gonna pay another 10,000 CFA for the next day.

Onome finally arrived, she brought soup and semo, I devoured them like someone who have been starved for months. She was of great help to me, I thanked her every moment I had.

While I was still at the hotel, I started getting strange calls from my Burkina Faso line. The custom guy at Cotonou was calling me on Whatsapp, i said to myself, why is he calling me? Those guys must have tipped him. He might be waiting for me at the park. Thank God I missed the bus going to Cotonou that day. I waved it and slept off.


At exactly 2:50 am, I was already awake, preparing for my journey, 3:30am I was at the park, onome was with me all through. She was feeling sad I was leaving. She said she wished she could go with me. I gave her 5,000 CFA, thanked her and boarded the bus. She waved me as the bus leaves the Park.

The journey from ougadogu to Cotonou by luxurious bus was a day, I asked my why did i spend 3 days on the road, was it a deliberate act from this syndicates, i also noticed it was a different route. We didn't really go through Togo but we arrived at Togo - Burkina Faso border so quickly at 10:am, did stamping and bribing as usual.

While waiting for our passports, a guy walked up to me and asked if I'm heading to Nigeria, I said No, trying to be security conscious, I don't know who is who, he said he saw my passport that's why he's asking. I said I noticed too. He seems lost and depressed 😞. Later on after much scrutiny, I asked him series of questions and gat to find out, he was a victim of scam job but the difference between us, he lost everything, he never came back with anything. He showed me his before and after pictures. I will mistake him to be an imposter because he looked so dark and slim now.

He told me, he was into okrika business, he was doing well, until a man, whom he regarded so much and to make matters worse, this man that convinced him to come to Burkina Faso is a pastor. He said he's going back to Abia state to start all over again from the scratch. I felt for him.

I tend to find out, the guys operates differently with wide spread networks all across Burkina Faso. As we speak, thousands of Nigerians are being deceived just because of the challenging situation in the country.

We arrived Cotonou safely, I went straight to seme border to stamp myself in. We parted ways when we arrived badagry.

Y'all should say hi to Neche

The End

You are not very observant, just looking at this pic alone, tells me alot about her, her eyez are cold, when I got to her facebook and see other pics, I was not disappointed, that girl is cold-hearted showing clearly in her eyes, and very Narcissistic.

004gist:
He finally slept with the girl and he was robbed alll his funds.
A friend from Nigeria had to send him money to enter the next bus to Cotonou and back to Lagos.


The end

Thank u jor

start the story from the end

Qqtpro:
Yes, not only aeronautical , we also have railway, nuclear, Agric, nuclear, civil, mechanical, electrical, chemical, uniabuja is the best university to study Engineering in the whole of Nigeria.

Thank God I live in Gwagwalada and I studied Physics in my first degree, I deserve a scholarship sef

Omoslim26:
Asin low grade human beings who say Yes to a colosal failure since 2015

Politics in saner climes is about Ideological standards for Governance, but to Apc zombies na ELECTION, ELECTION, ELECTION, ELECTION, ELECTION ask the zombies to tell you the ideologies of Apc as a political structure and see total emptiness in their head

TOTAL emptiness my brother, same reason I have not been able to join any political party in Nigeria, its all about ELECTION

Omoslim26:
Illiterate mentality
Election, ELECTION, ELECTION, ELECTION

I tell u, instead of demanding good governance they will wait and suffer every 4 years to elect a new oppressor, very low thinking animals