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PoliticsRe: Ali Baba Open Letter To Buhari by JohnsonNtene(op): 4:22pm On Nov 03, 2015
Immatex:
Sure, he lost that phone but will do a welcome back when the next election draws nearer
haha...so true. lol
PoliticsAli Baba Open Letter To Buhari by JohnsonNtene(op): 3:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
Veteran comedian Atunyota Akporobomerere, popularly known as Ali Baba, writes an open letter to President Muhammadu Buhari as published on his Instagram page.

I do not want political appointment

Mr. President… I am a Nigerian comedian . I have done it for over 25 years. However, I am also a writer, a poet, father, a photographer, real estate investor, oil and gas player, motivational speaker, brand catalyst, social media junkie, ideas generator and lover of printed materials.
I also have been a social, economic, political and general observer of trends.


My opinion may not be backed up by a professional calling like that of the people who parade themselves around you.
I do not want political appointment, I have said no to offers before. You may want to ask my father, OBJ.
I say it as it is and if you ask him he will also tell you what the consequences of not listening will be. Many now regret not listening.

Withdraw their national honours

Fight corruption like you are doing now and punish all who have enriched themselves by defrauding this country.
Confiscate all their properties. Withdraw their national honours, if they got any. Blacklist companies, banks and financial institutions that were used as conduit for robbing the state of her funds.

Jail the people who dipped their hands in our pensions fund, charge them for the deaths of people who died on the queue waiting for accreditation while someone was lounging on their hard earned sweat.


Prosecute whoever failed to carry out the ruling of all the justices who sat at the Supreme Court that directed that Justice Salami be reinstated but nothing was done.
Strengthen the security agencies. Jail policemen who abuse their powers. Lock up military men who cross their boundaries.

In short as you have started tackling corruption follow it to the end and our country will get back to reckoning in the comity of nations. By the way, your line used during elections is not working again. You lost the phone?

Source: Naij.com


PS: Mods this is the 1st meaningful post have made on NL i hope it makes the front page. Thanks cc: lalasticlala ishilove Obinoscopy Mukina2

Music/RadioFalz Ft. Reekado Banks – Celebrity Girlfriend (official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 11:27pm On Nov 02, 2015
Falz The Bahd Guy delivers the visuals to his wave making hit ‘Celebrity Girlfriend’ with Mavins records superstar ‘Reekado Banks’. This funny visuals will get you laughing and dancing both at the same time. Watch/Download via http://www.livefromnaija.com/falz-ft-reekado-banks-celebrity-girlfriend/
Music/RadioJulius “de Geniu” Agwu – 2nd CHANCE (official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 11:16pm On Nov 02, 2015
“2nd chance” is a song of thanksgiving by ace comedian ‘Julius Agwu’ in appreciation to God Almighty for a successful surgery and speedy recovery from a brain injury that almost claimed his life. Indeed God as given the talented comedian a second chance. Check out the video and praise God along with Julius as everyday is another chance given to us by the creator. Watch/Download via http://www.livefromnaija.com/julius-de-geniu-agwu-2nd-chance/
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Overloaded Motocycle (photos) by JohnsonNtene(m): 12:19am On Oct 29, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Email me to contact me sir
I did that already.
Music/RadioIce Prince – Boss (official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 12:18am On Oct 29, 2015
Chocolate City vice chairman ‘Ice Prince‘ releases the highly anticipated visuals to his top charting ‘Tekno‘ produced tune titled “Boss“. The Moe Musa directed visuals is indeed another classic from the hip hop recording artist. Check it out! - http://www.livefromnaija.com/ice-prince-boss-official-video/

Nairaland GeneralRe: An Overloaded Motocycle (photos) by JohnsonNtene(m): 5:04pm On Oct 28, 2015
I need to contact u, how do i get in touch?

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating succesfully d Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in
agbada

. About 50secs later, a man went to
dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his
father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich
man gave him a millon naira cheque too
(ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I
was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie
I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I
summoned courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to
open his brief case & give me a cheque too,
suddenly I heard a noise












"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T
INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"


ClassCaptain
Jokes EtcHarrysong – Reggae Blues (remix) Ft. Mourinho (highly Hilarious) by JohnsonNtene(op): 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2015
Chorus:
After the matches face the boo
(The blues, the blues)
Make you do as I do (I do, you do)
Enjoy the matches Chelsea lose
(The blues, the lose)
Share the points and score the goals
(The points, the goals)
Every team wanna win
(The blues the blues)
As far as IVANOVIC the play
(The play the play)

Verse 1:
Bobo see Naismith wey them the boo (The boo the boo)
He don turn Amokachi the bull
(The bull the bull)
Mourinho don’t know what to do
(To do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just the look
(The look the look)
If Ivano play them must lose
(must lose must lose)
Porto the tiger bite the blues (The blues the blues)
Oya now
Them Hazard oooo
He don taya ooooo
If Mou no sell lvanovic
Them go still the lose.
Jesu… grin

Read more on: http://laughs.com.ng
Music/RadioNaeto C – Ati Dé (new Single) by JohnsonNtene(op): 12:16am On Oct 23, 2015
‘Naeto C’ is back again with another hit, this one is tagged “Ati Dé”. The new track is produced by Maleek Berry. Check it out and do well to let us know what you think by leaving a comment. http://www.livefromnaija.com/naeto-c-ati-de/

Music/RadioInnoweeny Ft. Oritsefemi & Solidstar - Bursting My Brain (official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 10:26pm On Oct 19, 2015
Newly signed "MSN Gang" artist 'Innoweeny' makes an impressive start as the young art drops a new visuals featuring record label boss 'Oritse Femi', as well as the Nigerian reggae dancehall singer 'Solidstar'. The new song "Bursting My Brain" was produced by the talented 'Popito' and directed by the creative 'Lanre Genesis'. I just hope this one won't burst your brain, well if it does, let it be in a positive way. Check it out and let us know what you think. http://www.livefromnaija.com/innoweeny-ft-oritsefemi-solidstar-bursting-my-brain/
Jokes EtcDaily Nigerian Joke Of The Day Update by JohnsonNtene(op): 2:31pm On Oct 15, 2015
Nigerian Joke of the day

Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him.

He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious fright, but he later summed up some courage and decided to confront the criminals who had camped outside his house. Akpos ran out of the house and met the criminals...

GANG LEADER: Hey stop! Where is the money you brought in?!

AKPOS: No! I'm a thief like you, I'm after the man from the bank too, but I just heard a police siren coming, so I'm running to get away from them.

Confused, the robbers took to their heels too. grin

Source: http://laughs.com.ng/nigerian-joke-of-the-day
Music/RadioDotman Ft. Olamide – Yes Melo (remix) by JohnsonNtene(op): 11:05pm On Oct 14, 2015
Live from Naija comes another street anthem as U & I music artist 'Dotman' teams up with 'YBNL' boss 'Olamide baddo' to drop the remix to his smashing hit song "Yes Melo". Put on your dancing shoe as this song lively tune accompanied by catchy rap lyrics is going to get you dancing. Check it out http://www.livefromnaija.com/dotman-ft-olamide-yes-melo-remix/

Music/RadioSir Victor Uwaifo Ft. 2face Idibia - Tupepe (Official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 4:41pm On Oct 14, 2015
This is indeed a blend of the old school and new school as 'Sir Victor Uwaifo' popularly known for his hit songs "Guitar Boy" and "Mami Water" makes a comeback with a new single titled "Tupepe" which is the 2nd visuals of his 'Legend Reborn'. The "Old School" music legend teams up with the "New School" music legend '2Face Idibia' to deliver this beautiful piece of song. The music visuals is hilarious and highly captivating. Sir Victor is currently signed to Hypertek Digital, 2Face Idibia's record label. This new single was produced by Jay Sleek. Enjoy the groove and do well to leave a comment. Check it out via http://www.livefromnaija.com/sir-victor-uwaifo-ft-2face-idibia-tupepe/
Music/RadioD'prince - Oga Titus (Official Video) ft. Okon Lagos & Don Jazzy by JohnsonNtene(op): 10:05pm On Oct 07, 2015
The long anticipated video to Marvin’s record superstar ‘D’prince‘ top charting song “Oga Titus” is finally here. The good news is its totally worth the wait as the video is top notch and highly hilarious. Featuring the highly talented Akwa Ibom comic actor ‘Ime Bishop‘ popularly known as ‘Okon lagos‘ as well as Marvin’s record boss ‘Don Jazzy‘. Enough said, see for yourself and do well to leave a comment.

Watch/Download via http://www.livefromnaija.com/dprince-oga-titus/

Music/RadioPhyno – Connect (new Single) by JohnsonNtene(op): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2015
Fresh new single from Igbo rap king 'Phyno" he calls this one "Connect". The tune is produced by Tspize. Enough said, check it out via http://www.livefromnaija.com/phyno-connect/

Music/RadioWaje Ft. Patoranking – Left For Good (official Video) by JohnsonNtene(op): 2:33pm On Oct 06, 2015
‘Waje’ teams up with reggae/dance-hall singer Patoranking and violinist, Godwin Strings to drop the long anticipated visuals to her single “Left For Good” the visuals is classic and i have no doubt you will love this one. Check it out via http://www.livefromnaija.com/waje-ft-patoranking-left-for-good/ and do well to leave your thoughts.

FamilyRe: A Sad Story Of A Virgin Married Woman - Ladies Learn by JohnsonNtene(m): 5:55am On Oct 06, 2015
haha...funny comments, i don laugh tire 4 here o. They key is to ask God for direction before getting married.
Music/RadioRe: Korede Bello Ft. Asa – Somebody Great by JohnsonNtene(op): 5:48am On Oct 06, 2015
LarrySun:
Wow! The is the awesomest collabo ever! Korede Bello and Asa! God bless you guy!

#From nobody to somebody
To somebody wey dey spray millions
To somebody wey go save billions
Somebody Great
Eyan pataki!

I see this song making waves!

Lalasticlala, homepage please!
We've added the lyrics, you should check it out.
Music/RadioRe: How To Listen To Nigerian Radio Stations Online For Free by JohnsonNtene(op): 5:46am On Oct 06, 2015
LOUIS6:
The live streaming of Nigerian TV stations.. is it also @ no cost just like the live radio streaming?
Yes it is absolutely free.
Music/Radio'elvis Grey' Drops New Music Video Titled 'linda Ikeji' by JohnsonNtene(op):
Fresh new visuals from ‘Elvis Grey” he calls this one ‘Linda Ikeji‘ yes the Linda you know, Nigeria’s no.1 blogger. This one is from the stables of ‘Premium Music‘ AY comedian music label. I can't help but wonder what motivated the title 'Linda Ikeji', but that's a good move cos all bloggers will be blogging about it, this video could just go viral. Enjoy the video and do well to leave your thoughts.


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Source/Download link



(Admins/Mods this one should definitely make the front page)
Music/RadioHow To Listen To Nigerian Radio Stations Online For Free by JohnsonNtene(op): 9:19pm On Oct 04, 2015
Did you know you can Listen to Nigerian radio stations online at no cost? yes! you can listen live to Nigerian radio stations online for free on any device (Mobile, Tablet or PC) all you need is an internet connection and if you reading this post that means you have internet connection. Its simple just visit http://www.livefromnaija.com/radio and click on the station you wish to listen to and there you go. LiveFromNaija gives you access to Nigerian entertainment on the go! You can join live stream of Nigerian TV/radio stations and also download Nigerian music/videos. grin

Music/RadioKcee – Agbomma by JohnsonNtene(op): 8:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
From the stables of “Five Star Music” comes an epic visuals from label art “Kcee” tiled “Agbomma” which is about the 3 kinds of marriage ceremony in Eastern Nigeria. The visuals features movie stars from the Eastern part of Nigeria such as Patience Ozoku, Chiwetalu Agu, Bishop Umoh, Chacha Eke Faani, etc. This video is a must watch for those who love traditional African music. Check it out via http://www.livefromnaija.com/kcee-agbomma/

Music/RadioRe: Olu Maintain Ft. 2face Idibia – Cinderella by JohnsonNtene(op): 8:14pm On Oct 04, 2015
The song is not bad sha...
Music/RadioOlu Maintain Ft. 2face Idibia – Cinderella by JohnsonNtene(op): 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
Mr Yahooze “Olu Maintain” who has been missing in action for a while now is back with a new visuals as he teams up with Nigerian music legend “2face Idibia” to deliver his version of the “Cinderella” love story. A Cinderella story where her two evil step sisters leak her nude pictures on the internet on her wedding day! Olu maintain is trying to make a come back with this one, and it just could work. Check out the video/audio and let us know what you think. http://www.livefromnaija.com/olu-maintain-ft-2face-idibia-cinderella/

Music/RadioKorede Bello Ft. Asa – Somebody Great by JohnsonNtene(op): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
Marvin’s record superstar “Korede Bello” popularly known for his hit song Godwin drops a new single titled “Somebody Great” featuring the sensational Nigerian french singer “Asa“. Check it out http://www.livefromnaija.com/korede-bello-ft-asa-somebody-great/

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