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redcliff:
Nigerians are so dumb really...I dont know if its poverty or the lack of eating good food while growing up that degenerated their brains or frustration due to poverty. they read useless meanings to everything and anything. Psquare have been very non active about politics going on unlike other people. this picture could have meant something else and it was read a different way.

hmm who is he nw refern 2? GOD in heaven or hu again

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giffty:
This article was written by Mayo Bayo,not me

During my short stay in Nigeria, on my bucket list
was to catch up with the latest movies at the
cinema. The movie ‘Half Of The Yellow Sun‘ was
the first I wanted to watch as I had already read the
novel so I was keen to see the movie. I bought my
ticket at the Film House Cinemas in Surulere. A
movie was 1500 Naira, a quite reasonable price,
comparing with the price in other parts of the
world.
Watching movies at the cinema for Nigerians is still
not a culture but a thing people see as some sort of
luxury; just like how a lot of people come specially
to take picture at ShopRite supermarket instead of
shopping (that’s a gist for another day).
So you find a lot of disgusting behaviors around,
well not all is peculiar to Nigerian cinemas
though. I went to 3 different cinemas during my
stay and each had these 10 categories of people:

• The Commentator
As Chiwetel Ejiofor, who played the role of Odenigbo
was looking into the Olanna’s eye, a romantic scene
was building up already… next thing was this loud
guy in the middle row of the cinema hall shouting,
“Correct guy! I dey feel you joo!. Kiss am, you too
dey form jare! You just dey dull”. At this moment I
felt like punching this dude right on his balls. His
loud outburst just kept interrupting my favorite
scenes. To himself he was whispering, to me he was
just another loud jerk. Like why now, this is not a
football match we don’t need your commentary!

• Loud Chewer
Popcorn and movies go hand in hand, I can’t say
the origin. It’s a tradition everywhere in the world
but do you have to chew out loud like a
Sokotogudali cattle. I have seen your popcorn, do I
have to hear it too?

• The Leg Stretcher
I was still wondering where the smell was coming
from, only to see some dude with his leg close to my
nose killing it softly with his stinky socks. You have
legs, the length of Zamfara’s sugar cane, why not
just position them to your row and not stretch them
towards my seat?

• He who laughs last …
Laughs best they say, but that was not the case for
this guy that sat on the row before mine. 60secs
after the scene this dude is still HAHA-ing! Ok that
scene was funny, yes and we all laughed so can you
now shut up so that we can hear what’s coming
next?

• The Questioner
“Chairman please what did he just say that was
funny? ” I was like what the hell, did I pay to come
narrate movies, or what are your satellite dish ears
made for? Ok I didn’t say that, else I would have
been writing this post from a hospital bed. You need
to see the guy’s biceps.

• The Crying baby
I was smiling at the large screen and sipping my
Pepsi … and all of a sudden this baby starts bawling
its lungs out, I cringed at the noise. Why do some
mothers bring their baby to the cinema? Why not
just sit in your house and enjoy a DVD movie with
your family? Stop torturing the poor kid with high
Dolby surround sound from those gigantic speakers.

• Armrest Mafia
You remember the questioner I told you about at the
earlier? Yes the one with biceps the size of two big
gwari yam tubers tied together. His biceps were
spread all over the arm rest like a mat. I couldn’t
even find space to put my broom stick looking arms.

• The Caller
“Wale how far, I dey Ozone, I dey watch movie I go
call you later ”. Despite the switch off your phone
during movie warning, this dude kept picking calls
in the middle of the movie. When will some
Nigerians learn to turn their phone off during a
movie or put it on vibration?

• The chatty couple
They were talking like they were in their bed room.
And for whatever reason this Romeo and Juliet sat
right next to me as if the theatre was running out of
seats – save the chat for after the movie.

• Selfie Addict
At the cinema at Ikeja Mall, I witnessed a girl take at
least 5 pictures of herself at a go making the
annoying duck face. I was already seething with
anger as the guy next to me came with his family
and yep, you guessed right, they started their
picture sessions too!


http://www.stephaniedaily.com/10-annoying-things-nigerians-do-in-cinemas/

all dis happend in 1 movie?? so u mean u wnt 2 d cinema to watch ppl character, ogbeni calm dwn jor dis is african, na u pay der moni niii

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kazzonline:
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Nawaoo, instead mek u go read ur book na yahooo yahoo u dey do.. Anyway 2 late 2 cry wen d head is off

wetn u dey yan for der, if him read book come graduate nor come see job nko... guy calm dwn oo

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hmm.. church is surly a business






wat shall it profit JonANT to gv all d pastors 7bn, nd stil lose d election


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