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Events › Re: Top 5 Things That Happen After Christmas by johnstar(m): 4:34am On Dec 27, 2014
Mickey7:
1:RED! Bank Account now reads N0.00;You cleared your accounts,sold off your properties,went as far as borrowing just to celebrate christmas(a one. day event).

Well,now that christmas is gone,it's time to start regretting,to start learning to live without that smartphone,(the one you sold to eat christmas meat),to start thinking about how to settle that debt! Red eye red eye tongue

2:Chores!
Start washing that trailer load of dirty dishes and utensils.The ones you used to cook heaven and earth,serve visitors.The ones you used to eat to the point of... near death grin .Wash them!they aint going to wash themselves.

And pack those christmas trees and lights too tongue .keep them till next christmas.


3:Go for a pregnancy test ASAP!;
After christmas you see used condoms everywhere. You used Jesus' birthday to lamushuang abi.You wee soon pay for it tongue start getting ready to go for a pregnancy test.

I heard there's a research that shows more condoms are sold on christmas day than any other day in Nigeria.Don't ask me!I heard!


4;constipation and running stomachs;
Time to buy andrew liver salts and to also purge your hearts out grin All that food shocked and you expect not to have constipation?


5;tiredness;
All that partying,all that many many cooking,all that running around.It's time to rest from them allcheesy


grin grin grin
Happy new year!
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Add yours
4 nd 5 grin
Phone/Internet Market › White Samsung Galaxy S4 For Sale by johnstar(op):
35k. cal me if u r interested 08063356384.


pic attached later
Romance › Re: Signs You Are A Boring Lady by johnstar(m): 9:33am On Dec 24, 2014
PrettyClare7:
I cant help it when you accept lyk 10frnds on smhwer lyk facebuk and they al b lyk

tnx for accepting. What is your name?where do you live?which sch do you go to? Etc... I dont even reply cos its quite boring and tedious.
den teach dm ow 2 start a convo
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander With Linda Ikeji by johnstar(m): 11:14am On Dec 22, 2014
bt ow come u tuk a pishure wit a gorilla nt a celebhuh @d fair b1tch
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Top Blogger Linda Ikeji Gets Name Customized On Coke Bottle by johnstar(m): 10:27am On Dec 22, 2014
Noted
Romance › Re: I Hate Nigerian Girls In North America by johnstar(m): 8:48am On Dec 22, 2014
attention seeker
Islam › Re: Christians, Why Don't You Beat Your Wives Like We Muslims Do? by johnstar(m): 7:03am On Dec 21, 2014
una don start again
Crime › Re: 18-yr-old Apprentice Remanded For Raping Neighbour’s 4-yr-old Daughter by johnstar(m): 11:48am On Dec 19, 2014
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Gay Guy Kills Self After He Was Attacked by johnstar(m): 9:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
youngice:
But wait o
As woman fine reach man go still reason man matter
The devil is a lawyer
oga, u no weda gals nor gree for am??
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Shares A Bathroom Selfie, Says She's Fat Now by johnstar(m): 8:27am On Dec 16, 2014
oh, abeggi we don see ur fat bathroom
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 7:48am On Dec 04, 2014
magiciansilva:
juz load one league
ok fixed. Thanks alot
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 5:55am On Dec 04, 2014
i juz downloaded dis game, nd i found out dat its nt d real players dat ar there, pls help me ow i cn restore it bck 2 d original players
thanks
Phone/Internet Market › Re: used White Iphone 4s For Sale (16gb). 28k by johnstar(op): 8:31am On Dec 02, 2014
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mario Balotelli Faces FA Investigation Over 'Racist' Instagram Post by johnstar(m): 7:24am On Dec 02, 2014
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Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
C ehn, me nor understand dar link o
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 10:32pm On Nov 30, 2014
obaayo2:
check page 11 for the link
b str8 forward, wr page 11 for here
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2014
obaayo2:
go buy,,stephan el shaarawy,,shaqiri,ricardo kishna.............i dont buy expensive players,,i buy cheap guys with value for money,,i want to make it real....up man U
wr cn i download dis game??
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 9:57pm On Nov 30, 2014
whr cn i download d game now, pls ansr me guys, i n33d a direct link
thanks
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by johnstar(m): 7:52am On Nov 30, 2014
pls, wr cn i download dis game for free
Phones › Re: Mtn 4.5gb Data Bundle Scam by johnstar(m): 6:10am On Nov 30, 2014
same thng happened 2 me o, d 1.5gb gone, i juz tire o
Politics › Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by johnstar(m): 6:15pm On Nov 26, 2014
dew1:
And your topic made it seem like you were robbed...
hmmm... He did a badt tn sharing it ryt
Celebrities › Re: Meet The 11 Year Old Girl Who Is Pregnant And Proud Of It. by johnstar(m): 11:09am On Nov 26, 2014
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Education › Re: An Inside Look At Lekki British School (pictures). by johnstar(m): 11:03am On Nov 26, 2014
Smh.... Dis is nt sch, bt playing ground and eatery
Education › Re: Eighty Percent Of Ogun State Prostitutes Are University Undergraduates! by johnstar(m): 7:59am On Nov 24, 2014
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Celebrities › Re: See What Versace Did To Herself.(pics) by johnstar(m): 6:22am On Nov 24, 2014
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Politics › Re: Over 25 Killed In Attack On Nigerian Fishing Community-Picture by johnstar(m): 8:54pm On Nov 23, 2014
kk
Celebrities › Re: Corpse Of Missing UNIZIK Student Found With Breasts & Vital Organs Missing.. by johnstar(m): 8:26pm On Nov 23, 2014
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Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite & Chris Attoh Christen New-born Son, Brian by johnstar(m): 8:06pm On Nov 23, 2014
Juicypunny:
BIG DICK IS YUMMY, SATISFYING AND FILLING.

I LOVE IT NOT LESS THAN 7INCH.

LADIES, SHARE YOUR PREFERENCE. smiley
attention seeker undecided
Celebrities › Re: Famous Nigerian Women Who Prefer Their Natural Hair To Brazilian Hair (Photos) by johnstar(m): 7:57pm On Nov 23, 2014
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Forum Games › Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by johnstar(m): 4:13pm On Nov 23, 2014
Dumb- Thread grin
Romance › Re: Short Guys Should Stop Coming To The Romance Section by johnstar(m): 3:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
akinz4u:
@op to stand 4 chair Knock dat ur head jus dey hungry me.. I am seriously nt bodered abt bin short atleast i no b midget
oh bless
u mean aki tall pass uhuh

na him b say my boxers go blyk 3quarter for ur body o

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