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Health / Re: Skin Care by jokolo282(m): 7:10am On Nov 22, 2017 |
pls what can i use to clear my pimples on my face and ance i have an oily skin 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Hilarious Replies To A Guy That Wanted Me To Join Illuminati by jokolo282(m): 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2017 |
unable to upload pictures what's wrong, keep telling connections failed |
Romance / My Hilarious Replies To A Guy That Wanted Me To Join Illuminati by jokolo282(m): 12:17pm On Nov 21, 2017 |
As a coded and wise guy that i am. This was my replies to a foolish and jobless Guy that sent a message to me via facebook (DM) |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 3:16pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Enoma222:really? i will think about it. and thanks for the advice |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 3:14pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Dudeweedlmao:actually you're wrong, i want to reach some certain age before i start fucking , even though i will not Bleep cheap girls and one day stranger, hope you're now satisfied? now that i have open up my intention to you |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:56am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Diffident:thanks dear i appreciate i will not. i have even chased her Comot my life, but she keeps disturbing 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:54am On Nov 19, 2017 |
strong766:haha thanks bro I Don already run since o � |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:53am On Nov 19, 2017 |
jacyhelen: hahaha virgin or no virgin, but one thing for sure be say i never bleep any girl Sha, I would even be embarrassed "SHY" to tell anyone that i am a virgin self, i always tells anyone that asked me that kind of question that i am not a virgin, for them not to look down on me as an unwise guy, that was why i even told the lady that I'm not a virgin through chats. NOTE: 2yrs of dating my ex, without having sex with her, was part of the thing that made Her to left. i ain't care anyway. |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:44am On Nov 19, 2017 |
amunkita:lol I hear |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:43am On Nov 19, 2017 |
alexis007:p thanks for your contribution bro. wow actually i like your own ways sha, i have being always careful when it come in dealing with girls sha. I'm not surprised one thing i know for sure is that, the sex that i refused to gave her , she had call multiple times and text me that i should even pay a visit to Her. but i still refused, i don't know why she was so desperate about me having sex with her ooo, that's was why i totally cut all ties with her, cuz i am not dealing with sex with any ladies alexis007:p thanks for your contribution bro. wow actually i like your own ways sha, i have being always careful when it come in dealing with girls sha. I'm not surprised one thing i know for sure is that, the sex that i refused to gave her , she had call multiple times and text me that i should even pay a visit to Her. but i still refused, i don't know why she was so desperate about me having sex with her ooo, that's was why i totally cut all ties with her, cuz i am not dealing with sex with any ladies |
Education / Nasarawa State University Keffi Admission Guide by jokolo282(m): 11:15pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
*Only 4,000 out of 30,000 applicants have hope of admission to Nasarawa State varsity –Management* The management of Nasarawa State University, Keffi, said on Friday that it would not admit more than 4, 000 new students for the 2017/2018 academic session, even though 30, 000 applied for admission . The Vice Chancellor of the University, Prof. Mohammed Mainoma , made this known when the state House of Assembly Committee on Education , Science and Technology paid an oversight visit to the school. Mainoma , who was represented by the institution ’ s Registrar , Mr . Bala Ahmed, commended the Assembly for its support in ensuring that the standard of education improved in the institution. He said , “ On the number of requests by candidates seeking admission arising from JAMB result released this year , over 30, 000 candidates want to be admitted into this university . “ Unfortunately , our carrying capacity cannot absorb that number, as we do not have more than 4, 000 admission quota . “ This admission quota is not done by the university, but it is from the National Universities Commission, which determines admission quota of universities. “ This is based on the aggregation of facilities , infrastructure such as classrooms , quality of library and the quality of staffing . “ The university will be queried if we go beyond the admission quota . So , we seek your understanding , candidates and everybody ’ s understanding in this area . “ Certainly, not every candidate will get the admission , no matter how we try , ” he said . The VC expressed appreciation for the efforts of Governor Tanko Al - makura, TETFUND and donors for the provision of fund for infrastructure development, such as construction of road networks , lecture halls , training, and students ’ hostels , among others . Earlier, the vice chairman of the committee , Mr . Muluku Agah ( APC -Nassarawa Eggon East) , who led the delegation , said the aim of the visit was to assess the level of 2017 budget performance of the university. Culled from punch ( NAN ) |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 10:19pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Marshalxv:thanks for your suggestion bro. she had even started seeing me as her boyfriend self b4 we finally met physically, sometimes she would be calling me sweet names on phone like my boo, my love, this and That. i am not surprised sha bcoz after all that she later text me she loves me, which i ignored and refused to reply her 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 9:20pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
ObinnaVal93:lol actually i wasn't interested in having sex with her in the first place, so why would i get prepared |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 9:14pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
TimeMod1:lol haha i hear sir , i was just testing her sha 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:42pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
sexybbstar:yes now abi you wan me to say you fine pass her 100% sexybbstar:yes now abi you wan me to say you fine pass her 100% |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:40pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
TimeMod1:hahaha see your wide mouth, did i mentioned in my post the she's a prostitute? and for this buhari regime, i hail you way dey give girl 100k mtchw 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:38pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
sexybbstar:wow and sexyb fine pass the lady small or they can be the same sexybbstar:wow and sexyb fine pass the lady small or they can be the same |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:36pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Ladycloud:i won't waste my precious time exchanging words with you. cuz you don't deserve it. "attention seeker" |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:31pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Ladycloud:pls get out of my post, because i can't remember asking for your opinion. rubbish |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:29pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
donsimo: hmm exactly i once thought about this , maybe that was why she still insisted that i must bleep her, because she was surprised that i didn't got to bleep her after 2hours of romancing, exactly bro you're on point |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:19pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Ladycloud:lazy girl you no fit be a literary student o |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:16pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Onijagidijagan:that's good of you 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:15pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
donsimo:no pls i don't want to tarnish her image Biko let her be , she's beautiful period. OK |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:14pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:12pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
donsimo:thanks bro still confused, but thank God i refused to penetrate her |
Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 8:10pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
donsimo:lol pix of what now � |
Romance / My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by jokolo282(m): 7:45pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
hello guys i want to share to you guys about my experience with this facebook girl that i met on facebook. it all started in early September , this strange girl added me on facebook she's beautiful tho. she started commenting in almost all my pictures that i uploaded, as a handsome and sensible guy that i am i had already sensed something so i waved it off without giving it a second thought. few days later this girl send messages (greetings) via DM and i replied gently, from there she insisted that we should start introduction which we did. fortunately enough this girl is in my home-town, which is Kogi state and actually the way she described her place for me it's not that far from where i live in kogi state. NOTE: i was Presently at Abuja then. she seems happy and cheerful we Exchange numbers. I'm the kind of guys that don't take girls matter serious, so she was expecting me to call but i didn't. she later call me and i picked we discussed normal, she started teasing me asking me to greet my gf, which i told her that i am single oo. she didn't believe me, she said a cute guy like me without gf that she wouldn't believe that. actually i told her i broke up with my gf 2yrs ago ever since then i decided to stay single. it's a choice not lack of opportunities. we keep on discussing all days through chats on facebook and sometimes she would call me and finally she open up that she really wanted us to meet whenever i return. which i accepted her request and i promised her that i would be home shortly Which i even fixed a date towards ending of the month , she was so happy, ever since then she kept disturbing me to come home before even the actual date i earlier fixed, i told her to be calm that she should not be too eager and anxious that i would definitely come home soon. we keep on chatting via Fb and she told me all about herself and her , i asked her about her boyfriend and she told me they broke up long time ago ever since then she remained single also. i laughed � and she claimed that the guy was the only that ever touched her ever since then No one else. behold September ending 28th i call her that i was on my way home, she was so happy and excited and she even told me even if we can meet that same day which i rejected because it would be too early for that atleast let me use that day for greeting my village people's � she laughed and i hang the Phone. behold finally i had landed hale and hearty and i called my friend to come and pick my luggages at bustop he quickly rushed and met me there boarded a motorcycle and headed to my main home straight. 1weeks later after i was done with greetings and visiting friends and loved one's and relatives i finally decided to invite this girl over to my place NOTE: within that one week she diturbed me that she wanted to come over, but i told her to wait for some days. back to business, i called her unexepectedly around 10:50am in which she picked and i told her she can come over now, she was silent for 5seconds and she later open that she's sorry that she can't leave the house now that her mom travelled this morning and she's looking after the Kids. As a smart and uncaring guy that i am i quickly replied her OK and ended the Call. 5mins later my phone rang and Behold it was her, i was amazed why was she calling again after the excuse, nevertheless i reluctantly picked the call and she quickly told me to give her my address which i gave her, and she promised she would be there in next 30mins, i waited patiently for her and she later turned up, i stood at the door entrance and waved her to come in as she dropped from the bike, she came in and kept staring at me, i directed her to sit on the couch, we chatted for a few minutes which i noticed she had started Becoming uncomfortable because of my friends trooping in and out of my sitting Room, and one stubborn one that would refused to Go �, after chit chatting i told my friend to excused us, in which he did, so i entered my room and told her to come inside, and she follows. i sat on my bed, resting my back on the wall, was surprised also when she sat on my bed turning her back at me, whereas there are chairs in the room which she can sits on. As a smart guy i know what her thoughts was, but unfortunately she didn't know i am different . i told her to face me but she refused, let the truth be told this girl is definitely an angel she's beautiful and glowing. i compliment her beauty, and she also compliments that I'm handsome also. i asked her about her educational stuff, she told me she's in ss3 and she's 19yrs, hmm so this girl is not yet through with secondary school i "murmured" later on she started telling me about her life her goals this and that bla bla, bla, which i wasn't really interested to know, because none of my business. Remember: i once told this girl lies on facebook chat jokingly that i am a good Fucker, in which she praises me, but the truth is that I'm still a VIRGIN o, i haven't had sex before even with my ex, reasons best known to me, but i involved in all this Romance stuff, kissing and smooching, several girls that i had once met is either smooching nor kissing that's all some left me because I'm not giving them sex, which i don't care, because alot keeps trooping in all days. but to Knack i forbid it. i am in my early 20s back to BUSINESS: this girl was waiting for me to make the first move, but i didn't, when she knows that i was not making a move she readjust and came closer and started smooching my leg, anyway i don't want to dull this moment atleast let me Make my own move too, but still surprised because this was her first visit and she wasn't shy atall. i grabbed her and pecked her slightly on her cheek she giggled and i started kissing her, quickly she hold me back that this is not right, that this is our first date and she's afraid that i might got aroused and have sex with her which she didn't like, i laughed and told her that i can control myself i Have been in this game for long, that nothing will ever make me has sex with her, if that's truly what she's afraid of. she agreed and i started, we spent almost 20minutes on each other arms smooching, then i told her to go naked for me in which she refused at first, that I'm not her boyfriend that she can't, but i told her there's nothing wrong after that she agreed and started loosening her cloths she was only wearing pants on. i compliment her body, but she kept covering her firm boob's out of shyness which i forcefully removed her hands from it and smooched and play with , we kissed for long and she started whispering that i should bleeped her, i was surprised, but she mean it, but i told her No, that i wouldn't telling her that she was the one that said no sex only romance, before we started, but she now told me that she had changed her mind that i should Bleep her that she wants me now, but i refused and turned down her request, she got angry that if i don't want to Bleep her then i should stop the romance because it's arousing her. so we stopped for a while and rested our back back on the bed still naked. i started thinking what causes this change in her that she was asking me to Bleep her so eagerly, i didn't seems to understand her, where'as no condom she wanted me to Bleep her skin to skin. was still meditating before i know what's happening this girl has climbed ontop of me and started kissing me roughly on my neck face everywhere, and she was using one hand to shift her pants on one side of the entry of her virgina, as a sensitive guy, i already know what she was doing, she gave me little Mouth Action for 10seconds and i was at alert also. few seconds later, this girl grabbed my hard erected joystick and wanted to troop it inside her virgina as she grabbed it and wanted to fix it in i immediately pushed her off me and i told what the Hell was she doing, then she replied that she's feeling Hot that she wants sex, and then i told Her : is that you're not afraid of being pregnant and again I'm not putting on condom she said she does not care that her Ex didn't use to used condom on her, that he knows when he's about to cum and he would quickly removed and released out. i laughed, few minutes later i started cumming due to the sensational Mouth Action she gave Me. she laughed and told me that she was surprised that I was cumming that she thought that i would never cum, because of almost 2hours of smooching and kissing yet no sign of cumming. i laughed and i told her i trained myself to be that way. i started putting on my shirt and i told her to do the same, which she frowned at me and started putting her on her clothes. and she told me that she can't believe of what just happened between us that she's ashamed because our first day of meeting and we endulged in all this stupid stuff. she also said i was the only guy she ever get to do this with in her first visit ever she was born. i laughed it off she got dressed and i helped her zip up Her back cloth and i accompanied her out to get her a bike, i gave her 200naira to use for transport, ever since then i keep running away from this this girl , she keeps on calling me that she wanted to come but is either i would told Her that i was at work or i wasn't at home. i just wanted to cut all ties with her, i stopped chatting with her and even started avoiding her calls and i literally later travelled back to where i came from. she kept calling even now as i type this, her missed calls was the thing that even made me to type all this self. NOTE: THE REASON WHY I KEPT AVOIDING HER: MAYBE SHE HAS A DISEASE SHE'S TOO CHEAP HER STRANGE CHARACTER etc. pls what do you guys think 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help?? I Need A Dentist by jokolo282(m): 4:54pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
tuniboss:are you a dentist? |
Health / Re: I Need Of Dental Health Technician Job In Lagos by jokolo282(m): 12:27pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
give me your WHATSAPP number, i need to consult you |
Health / Re: Back Pain That Refuse To Go: Pls don't just view but also comment:HELP PLEASE: by jokolo282(m): 12:18pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Rexnegro:exactly bro, i have being using aboniki balm ever since. but nothing Change, And bcoz of that i deprived myself from sleeping on bed, and started sleeping on mat or on the floor (tiles) facing up, but nothing change also. I'm planning to go to hospital, but bcoz of lack of funds and how expensive it's going to be. I'm still managing o and also a student. so I'm praying to get money and go for checkup now |
Health / Re: Help?? I Need A Dentist by jokolo282(m): 8:20am On Nov 18, 2017 |
Lovetinz: actually i really need to consult any specialist in Here before proceeding |
Health / Re: How Mosquitoes For Your Area Be Like?? by jokolo282(m): 6:55am On Nov 18, 2017 |
actually I'm tired of these mosquitoes over here o. they keep sucking and disturbing me in my room. i don't even know what to do to prevent their bite. cuz I'm always vulnerable to malaria |
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