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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stabic Aptitude Test by jolak5(m): 12:16pm On Oct 18, 2016
sane here embarassed
LiteratureRe: Twine (A Drama Series) by jolak5(m): 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2016
Twine shocked
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LiteratureRe: Twine (A Drama Series) by jolak5(m): 8:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
Hmmmm, people like you make me feel like I am less serious. The time and the power of connection you put into the work is beyond imagination. Try and contact good producers, I think they might be interested in your works....... abeg no give ham to all dis quack yoruba directors wey go commot d suspense con put juju and "esu" inside grin.... God bless u... I know u have many fans but I wont mind knowing you
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Jobs/VacanciesI Need A Professional Photographer That I Can Intern With by jolak5(op): 11:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
i just finished learning photography but the money to buy a camera is not yet at hand. i would love to continuing practicing so i dont lose the skill a learnt. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls Swapping: Stop Giving Too Much Powers To Terrorists, BBOG To Buhari by jolak5(m): 8:45am On Aug 31, 2016
you should never negotiate with terrorists, they just grow more wings if you do.
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 9:30pm On Jul 29, 2016
cozy7:
I'm using Windows 10 n it's really sweet. I'm not having ba3 issues, but I'll like to no how to update d software controlling d ba3 ?
Also, I got a little issue, wen I wanna eject my flash, it doesn't appear on my notification tray, so I had to pull it off. I no d risk of doing that, which is t I'll like u to guide on how to safely eject my flash drive ?
search for"device manager"and you will see the battery software and other software you can update. As for ejecting, I'd you can't find it there den eject from you file manager
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 8:43am On Jul 28, 2016
oboy3:
Pls,i want to revert back to windows 8,how can i do it,all my games stopped working after i upgraded to windows 10,and it keeps hanging my Laptop
pls ya'll
it's possible if it is not up to a month you did the upgrade
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 10:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
angels09:
oya wereh ni tani babe e? I be ur papa!
lol, baba calm down. Na as I see girlish name and dem no show your gender. No vex, but wait u dey mad abi, y u dey call me wereh
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 10:01pm On Jul 27, 2016
angels09:
my current pc is 2G RAM...DUO Core, am planning on getting the devilish Lenovo T550 16G RAM 24 HOURS BA3....SO NO HURRY cheesy cheesy lemme enjoy ma pc jejely without win 10 problems.
rich babe, enjoy den wink
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 7:40am On Jul 27, 2016
angels09:
thanks but am NOT interested.... I'd rather buy a windows 10 pc when the OS has become stable.
that's also a good idea, you are a careful risk taker I guess. You won't have any p, I am using it too. Well if you want to wait its ok
ComputersRe: Why You Need To Upgrade To Windows 10 Before 29th July by jolak5(m): 7:24am On Jul 27, 2016
angels09:
if I were you I'd stick with windows 8.1
angels09:
if I were you I'd stick with windows 8.1
angels09:
leave em... apart from being very unstable
I also use widndow 10 qnd it has been fun.
For those complaining about battery, all you need to do is update the software controlling your battery.
Window 10 also comes with a very good anti virus software that you can upgrade for free
If you have any other issue with the O.S just upgrade the cor responding system software.
Lemme know if you encounter any other problem
LiteratureThe Curse by jolak5(op): 7:11pm On Jul 21, 2016
Just before Adebayo passed on to the great beyond, his last words were curses pronounced on his childhood friend, Chief Kolawole. With tears and pain tearing his heart apart, Adebayo made a declaration that no child of Chief Kolawole will leave long enough to bury him. Sympathizers around were baffled by this pronouncement. Some even said the injury Adebayo suffered must have being the cause for his utterances. Kolawole is his childhood friend, so why rain curses on him. Well, only Adebayo knew the pain he was going through for him to have rained this heavy curse that all parents wish and pray heavily against.
Mr Adebayo was a very noble and humble man blessed with 2 beautiful daughters and a son. Though the messenger of wealth didn’t smile on him, he was contented with what he has. His honour and integrity comes before all other things. His favourite proverb was the Yoruba proverb that says “Oruko rere san ju wura ati fadaka lo (a good name is better than wealth)”.
His childhood friend, Chief Kolawole, grew up to be a very wealthy and influential personality in the community. His love for money and women can be met by none-other. Adebayo distanced himself from him for many years so as not to be influenced by his dirty politics and evil ways.
One of Adebayo’s daughter Omolewa is an epitome of beauty. Her white teeth glows with the glory of the sun, her pretty blue eyes if gazed upon will provide comfort for the beholder. When she smiles, a sadist will instant burst into laughter. She is a complete human being with the humble character of her father.
As the time for beauty contest in the community near, she was encouraged by everybody around her to take part in the contest. She approached her father for approval but he denied it saying he doesn’t want unnecessary attention. After much plea from the neighbours and the extended family, he obliged. There was no doubt that she will win the contest. She is just way beautiful.
On the said day, dignitaries from around gathered to witness one of the ways God smile on individuals. Kings, chiefs and important individual of the community gathered to witness the captivating event. Well the event went as expected, omolewa was crowned the queen of beauty. She defeated all her counterparts with ease. Chief Kolawole’s imagination was already running wide, he has started to UnCloth the beautiful young lady in his mind. He just can’t wait to see how beautiful she would be on the inside, how it will feel to have the pretty young lady bath for him and all sought of erotic stuffs invaded his mind.
After making enquiry about the background of his new fantasy lady, he soon found out about her parenthood. Without wasting any more time, he approached his childhood friend Adebayo on his marriage proposal. Adebayo was angered by this ungodly requested. “You are old enough to be her father, she is even not of age, are you this shameless?” He ordered Kolawole out of his house and also angrily called him names.
Kolawole won’t take “No” for an answer. He must see what her inner skin looks like especially the shape of heart breast. In his own mind, he is just too powerful and rich to be refused of any request made by him. Without thinking twice, he called on his boys to get the girl by hook or by crook. The boy got to work at once. “Hello! The devil has come to have a chat with you”, those are the words of the messengers of death to Adebayo. Horror broke down at Adebayo’s house, there was struggle, and he won’t sit by and watch as his pretty faced daughter is dragged away. Getting frustrated by the resistance, the thugs shot dead the boy and his sister and fatally wounded Adebayo and finally succeeded in taking Omelewa away. It was with his dying breath that Adebayo rained those curses on Kolawole; who wouldn’t have in that position. Hmmm, a gentle soul is gone……. Adebayo, the soft spoken humble man has gone to the land of no return.
Update coming soon!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welder Wanted by jolak5(m): 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2016
I am interested. I called u earlier. Is the job still open?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 11:08pm On Jun 30, 2016
tobbyabk:
yes i know d area , what do u mean by do i know anyone dere?
wr u will stay?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 9:44pm On Jun 30, 2016
tobbyabk:
Am interested and i stay in Lagos, can i go ahead to send my detailshuh
yh but do u knw anyone dr, and do u know the area? Consider dat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 8:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
Keziehenry:
Am interested if the job is real
ok. Send me ur details as listed above to d email kayodej4@gmail.com. Note: don't send ur pin or money to anyone if requested pls, play safe.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 7:56pm On Jun 30, 2016
tobbyabk:
op where is the location of the job?
everystate in nig but my own area is under ogbomosho
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 7:48pm On Jun 30, 2016
egopersonified:
ghost workers
hw do u mean?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 4:25pm On Jun 30, 2016
Taeewo:
Just be careful bro,i cant say it fake or real...is ur friend also working with d madam?
ok, not really, according to him, someone introduced her to him too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2016
StPete:
This reeks of fraud!
No interview, no selection process, no meeting of prospective workers.
Name and account number straight up
yh, I think so, but hw it is possible for them to defraud one with only acct no and no atm pin? Moreover, its a contract work by the govt(3 mnths), there may be no nid for selection panel( you no hw dey do wit election officers/nysc corp members). Just wondering sha,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 4:08pm On Jun 30, 2016
Taeewo:
Account number? Av u met physically with the madam?
I avent seen her before
Jobs/VacanciesI Am Recruiting For Someone/firm I Know Nthing About. How Dangerous Can this Be? by jolak5(op): 3:34pm On Jun 30, 2016
Recently I was contacted by a friend that federal govt is planning a children census and they are recruiting pple for supervisory role. He told me to send my number to a madam. The madam has been giving me instructions and she recently told me to recruit 55 pple and send their name, phone number and account number to her email address. I am wondering if this is legit or a fraud. Pls help.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workers Needed At Ogo-oluwa Area Of Ogbomosho by jolak5(op): 3:27pm On Jun 30, 2016
Pls, if u r in ogbomosho and u r interested in d job, send ur name phone number and account number to my mail nw.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workers Needed At Ogo-oluwa Area Of Ogbomosho by jolak5(op): 8:19pm On Jun 29, 2016
seyoops4u:
ow can one apply ?
send your details to me @ kayodej4@gmail.com. Will contact u immediately the census begins. Note: it is for a period of 3 months and u will need to be a resident of that local government for effective transaction. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesWorkers Needed At Ogo-oluwa Area Of Ogbomosho by jolak5(op): 7:25pm On Jun 29, 2016
Workers are needed to the incoming children census at ogo-oluwa are of ogbomosho. If you are interested, send me a pm. Note: the census has not yet started but recruitment is on-going
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by jolak5(m): 1:32pm On Jun 29, 2016
Pls can anyone tell me if astute college is still recruiting?
Jobs/VacanciesA Graduate Of Univeristy Of Lagos (4.30 CGPA) Pls I Need A Job by jolak5(op):
I have been at home for more than two months and it already looks like two years. I studied biology education at the university of lagos ( CGPA 4.30). Although I have already applied for UI masters, I can't wait because the program won't start until next year. I need a place I can add to my resume and gain more experience. I am good at photoshop CS 6, microsoft office, also trained as a photographer(not perfect yet due to lack of practice)
CrimeRe: Ronke Shonde Autopsy Report: "She Did Not Die From Marks Of Violence" by jolak5(m): 9:33am On May 18, 2016
mineANDurs:
He is a wife basher for Gods sake!
His only saving grace is dat d wife foolishly dd not report him when still alive. If they look closely, d cause of death might not b too far fetched from complications or emotional instability from d domestic violence she suffered.

Meanwhile, this is Naija, who knows if d result was not fabricated.
You would have done worse if you realised your wife slept with another man
PoliticsFulani Herdsmen: Am I The Only One Smelling A Rat Here? by jolak5(op): 11:21pm On May 16, 2016
[b][/b]there has been another attack by the suspected fulani herdsmen. There attacks seems to be properly planned and coordinated. Could this just be an ethnic battle or is there some plot behind the attacks? What do u think?

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