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marshalcarter:
proof

I no be fine boy na

I was born with a baby face. Though I am 25, I still look like a boy of 19... this allows younger people including ladies to approach me like I am their mate.......
I was once told at a job interview to go home, that I should still be with my mum.....
A curse or A Blessing

dpoj:
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Thanks bro. When do you think she can submit her cv?

January

dpoj:
My friend who has a degree in adult education (2:1) and is looking up to a masters in English language needs a teaching Job.

She doesn't visit nairaland, this is why I am posting this on her behalf. I can vouch for her that she is everything a good school needs. Well articulated, excellent control of English, understanding of what teaching in different level entails, has a teaching background as she is from a home where the dad, mum and the siblings are either teachers or retired teachers.

She is based in Edo state but can move to anywhere in the country (except core north of course).

well it depends on her salary expectation...... she can submit her to schools here In ibadan because many people would leave for another job. I Know of a school that would definitely need new staffs....

Franky826:


So I should assume
Bubu
Boko haram
Nta news
Mmm
NEPA
Nigeria police
Mtn
Lasma
Niger delta avengers

And this my neighbor that always knock when am about to eat have good intentions
Op I been think say you like me

;DI don laugh tire, even ur village witches get good intentions......... ur thought is power

omoolorire:
Well for me, how can I tell lies and go to hell never in my life otherwise such Boss should do away with his job.

well, that is a tough call. blessed is the man that apply wisdom. since telling your boss can lead to bad blood between you too, then you can find a genuine excuse.

joanana:
Indeed and telling the truth is not good in this situation. Cunny man die na Cunny man go Bury am. If u are not smart with ur employers oyo is ur middle name. When some employers think they're smart u tell them r smarter
But lieing is. Not. Good ooo. I. Don't encourage it ooo

nice going for the interview tomorrow, will find one nice excuse

joanana:
Tell ur boss gini? u wan enter labor market be that. Chairman, either apply for your leave or come up with something to tell him that he will not refuse. You never get the new job u wan spoil the one wey u get. Nkem gi ka oooooo

ok na.... lying is not good oo

browncolysis:
So U guys are suggesting that he should lie abi? well sha if you don't know how to lie, you had better don't go to work that day then call your boss from home that an issue just came up that is beyound your control, it required urgent attention that you will explain better when you come to work so whenever you see your boss, you start appologizing and the story continues...... just be yourself man and do what your heart tells you cuss you should know how your boss react to issues like this....so work with his weakness to get what you want. wish you well bro! and a successful interview in advance.

lovely advice. Amen to the prayer....... thanks

Tosinayoko:
Even if you are the head of evangelism in your church, don't dare try it. Not Nigerian employer. .... Pls give any excuse but not that direct.

thanks

AnalyticEngine:
you don't tell your boss you are going for an interview

what is now the solution?

What is the right way to tell your boss you have an interview?
NAIRALANDERS ADVICE!

1. Assume people have good intentions.

Since you can't read minds, you don't really know the "why" behind the "what" that people do. Imputing evil motives to other people's weird behaviors adds extra misery to life, while assuming good intentions leaves you open to reconciliation.

2. Avoid using negative words.

Stop using negative phrases...such as "I can't," "It's impossible," or "This won't work." Stop using profanity, too. What comes out of your mouth programs your mind. When you talk trash, you're transforming your brain into trash.

3. Avoid spending time with stressed-out people.

You may not realize it, but your physiology is programmed to mirror the physiology of those around you. In other words, you can "catch" stress from other people. So although it may not be possible to avoid stressed people all the time, avoid them as far as possible.

4. Begin each day with expectation.

If there's any big truth about life, it's that it usually lives up to (or down to) your expectations. Therefore, when you rise from bed, make your first thought be, "Something wonderful is going to happen today." Guess what? You're probably right.

5. Breathe more deeply.

Breathing deeply calms you down but, more importantly, it helps ensure that plenty of oxygen is getting into your lungs and into your blood stream, where (among other things) it helps your brain work more efficiently.

6. Celebrate more frequently.

The small and large successes and accomplishments in your life deserve recognition. It's a mistake to head straight for the next task or the next goal without celebrating, even if it's only patting yourself on the back.

7. Daydream more frequently.

The idea that daydreaming and working are mutually exclusive belongs back in the 20th century. It's when you let your thoughts wander that you're more likely to have the insights that will make you both unique and more competitive.

8. Decide that you MUST achieve your goals.

When you approach a task that leads toward your goal, never start out by saying, "I'll try...." When you use that phrase, you're giving yourself permission to fail. Instead, phrase your action in terms of "I will...!" or "I must...!" No wiggle room allowed.

9. Define "failure" as "failing to take action."


Regardless of your goals and milestones, you don't have control over anything except your own behavior. Redefining failure as "failing to take action" puts failure (and therefore success) within your control.

10. Deflect partisan conversations.

Arguments about politics and religion never have a "right" answer but they definitely get people all riled up over things they can't control. When such topics surface, bow out by saying something like: "Thinking about that stuff makes my head hurt."

11. Don't waste energy on hate.

Hate is an emotional parasite that eats away at your energy and health. If something is wrong with the world and you can change it, take action. If you can't take action, you're better off to forgive and forget.


13. Don't take yourself seriously.


The ability to laugh at your foibles not only makes you happier as a person, it makes you more powerful, more influential, and more attractive to others. If you can't laugh at yourself, everyone else will be laughing behind your back.

Reasons why you find it difficult to succeed
WRONG PHILOSOPHIES

1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
```Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.```

2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre to philosophy.```

3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!```

4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
```Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.```

5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
```If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.```

6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
```Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!```

7. *"HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
```Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.```

```Change the way you think and talk..
You will change your world.

You have the opportunity to RECREATE YOUR WORLD```#culled
http://jolakk..com.ng/2016/12/reasons-why-you-find-it-difficult-to.html?m=1

Cc Lalasticlala

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abrahamzy:
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Atiku2019:
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Its Atiku 2019

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#Jolak

I am tired of going through this do called house agent.. pls if u have any information on how I can rent an apartment in ibadan, ring road, mokola, dugbe, uch side.... all is ok..
Or if u want to rent too, we can join hands and rent something that makes sense like a flat

I was searching for an apartment when I got introduced to a security in one estate. Her job is to stay at a house and monitor the house because the owner is in US. She said a GARDENER is needed in the house and if I apply, I would be given a free accommodation(With AC), I will also be given 3-square meal, and salary inclusive. The good part of it is that I would be allowed to go to my work place since I only need to do the gardening with machine on weekends only..
Would you accept this? I got the offer yesterday.....

tosyne2much:
I don't need a prophet to tell me that the lady is from Ibadan

shege, danisca....... ibadan babes don turn correct babes.... na ur ome town babe.....mumu

Nice topic!
The tRuth is there is nothing bad in a girl asking a guy out but majority of girls that do it are unstable girls that can fall for any cute guy at any time.... so this makes it difficult for the guy to know which girl is coming with a genuine heart.....
The best thing is for the lady to show the love in a matured way, avoid lusting around him to get his attention.........

ammyluv2002:
"6 years and he never knew that she smokes" He's obviously not a husband material

what are you saying? So people don't hide dr behaviours