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Foreign Affairs / Re: The IDF Releases Footage Showing Interceptions Of Iranian Attacks ( Video) by Jolite(m): 5:44pm On Apr 14
jibrilELsudan:
ISRAEL IS REALLY VERY STUPID TO THINK THAT THIS THEIR IRON DOME WILL FOREVER PROTECT THEM AND NOTHING CAN PASS THRU

ALL IT TAKES IS FOR IRAN....HAMAS....HOUTHIS..LEBANON...
SYRIA...HISBOLAH...ETC TO SEND A COORDINATED BARAGE OF MISSILES AT ONCE AND ALL YOU FLAT BRAINS WILL WATCH IN DISBELIEF HOW ISRAEL WILL BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

Go for urgent brain evaluation. I mean Now!

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Travel / Re: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by Jolite(m): 11:29pm On Apr 03
Surface2AirToto:
Very good. This is the kind of news me i like to read.
small mumu
Politics / Re: Are You Willing To Pay N178,000 Monthly For A 24-hour Electricity Supply? by Jolite(m): 11:23pm On Apr 03
Zxcvbnmghtr:
The increase in tarrif is very welcome. I was very glad when I heard the news. As for me, I am more than ready to pay. I hope is that the keep their end of the bargain, no disappointment 24/7 supply of electricity.
Welcome to Nigeria, keep your ears on ground just for month.
Celebrities / Re: Verydarkman Over Excited As He Vibes To His Song After His Release (video) by Jolite(m): 9:44pm On Apr 01
bonechamberlain:
This guy talks too much, with too many unverifiable claims. Hope he applies more wisdom from now on.
Are you a slowpoke?
Politics / Re: Abba Yusuf Nominates Mustapha, Kwankwaso’s Son For Commissioner In Kano by Jolite(m): 6:26pm On Mar 26
SoNature:
If he's qualified, there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't overdo things and make sure you spread appointments across all the LGAs in the state.

Make everybodi try work hard. Some fathers have already worked for their great grandchildren. That's the way it is everywhere in the world.
Sensless talk
Politics / Re: Those Who Allege Budget Padding Didn’t Understand The Arithmetic - Tinubu by Jolite(m): 10:55am On Mar 22
Putindbutt:

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a first class product in business admin & accounting, go to ExxonMobile and verify. A certain 3rd class Agulu cannot lace his shoes.
Are you normal or something?
Health / Re: Man Dies After Sleeping In Freshly Painted Room (Photo) by Jolite(m): 4:45pm On Mar 18
Jennyclay:
There are some things I can’t perceive. undecided

If I slightly perceive the odour of fuel I throw up instantly and I will be sick for like 3 hours. embarassed

Biko, always wear nose mask, we inhale too much nonsense in this country that could cause damages in our body system undecided
wear nose mask while sleeping? Read compherehensly before giving a kangaroo advice.
Politics / Re: 60% Of Metered Customers Bypass Meters, Says TCN by Jolite(m): 3:03pm On Mar 09
zeusdgrt:

Sometimes u people just open ur mouth like tap and disgrace urself showing immaturity
you're a stupid idiot, move from here
Politics / Re: 60% Of Metered Customers Bypass Meters, Says TCN by Jolite(m): 10:12pm On Mar 08
zeusdgrt:

Send them ur address and see what they can do
Since I can't benefit anything from the kangaroo govt, I will do the needful
Politics / Re: 60% Of Metered Customers Bypass Meters, Says TCN by Jolite(m): 7:08am On Mar 08
Yes, I'm using bypass for more than a year now, what can you do?

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Politics / Re: FG Seals Off Sahad Store, Abuja As Crackdown On Hoarding, Price Fixing Begins by Jolite(m): 4:44pm On Feb 16
successmatters:
That's bad

If you didn't help this business man to subsidize his purchases and expenses, if you didn't give him the capital to set up or to operate, you have no rights to force him to sell at a particular price.

But this will always backfire, as more owners lock up or transfer their goods, or go underground, the goods will enter black market, and everyone who really needs it will pay triple the cost, at the point of death.

Buharri tried that in 1984, someone should please remind me how that matter ended?

Allow free market economy to dictate prices.
your're a mad man
Religion / Re: "Your Colleagues Will Come To You For Food" - Adeboye's Prophecy Sparks Outrage by Jolite(m): 3:04pm On Jan 21
JASONjnr:
I've listen to many of their preachings and I can say that you can't get anything meaningful from it, other than taxing and asking you to be hopeful on God.


Someone asked one of these pastors why we have different DNA? Cause the Bible said the first human was Adam and Eve.

Stories in the Bible will keep you wondering if some people take others for a fool. How can a group of people gathered to build a tower towards heaven and God decided to strike on them by making them confused and speak in different languages. Same sky we fly around today.... Did God relocate from the sky to the sun?
Well said.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Be Allowed To Carry Guns - Senator Nwoko by Jolite(m): 7:53pm On Jan 04
Dead body go suppplose

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Religion / Re: Nigeria Willl Get Hotter Before Cooling – Pastor Adeboye by Jolite(m): 2:10pm On Jan 01
Hmm, what do you expect from hell fire?
Health / Re: I Am 39 Weeks And 5 Day Pregnant. What Do I Do To Induce Labour Naturally by Jolite(m): 9:19pm On Dec 30, 2023
Make oga continue the Bleep you, till the day you will give birth
Politics / Re: Senate Summons Ribadu, IGP, Security Chiefs, DSS Over Plateau Killings by Jolite(m): 8:23pm On Dec 30, 2023
With go outcome, same story.
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by Jolite(m): 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2023
Don't allow anybody with the name lucky or luck to be your assistant in anything you do.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Youth President Apologizes To Tinubu After Protest In Support Of Fubara by Jolite(m): 10:34am On Dec 27, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:
Tinubu is the greatest African politician to ever liveth.

stop talking rubbish🙄
Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by Jolite(m): 8:13am On Dec 27, 2023
maasoap:

Ready to fight and take it back? I can understand that. But the hate and talk down? No. Nigeria is all some of us have got for now and no one is defending old or young thieves here but Nigeria.
And I'm not even sure we can count you among us now that you have japa. grin grin grin
I'm a full blooded Nigerian, it's very painful to come here and see those thieves coming here to invest what belongs to all of us for them and their family alone .
Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by Jolite(m): 7:59am On Dec 27, 2023
maasoap:

I don't think that, I know that. We have many of you like that but some don't talk down on Nigerian like you. We don't need your hate.


Thank you. Leave us alone, forget about Nigeria, focus on your non shit hole country and let's see if you will ever feel fulfilled
The youths are so dumb, not to understand how to come together and dislodge this so call old thieves. Is very disgusting 🫣
Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by Jolite(m): 7:18pm On Dec 26, 2023
maasoap:

Good for you. But my country is not a shit hole. Your parents and siblings are here. And over 90% of you are out of the "shit hole" in body but not in spirit. That's why you are still wasting your time with us on nairaland.
And yet, majority of you outside the "shit hole" don't feel at peace or fulfilled unless you convert your earnings to naira. grin grin grin
Is that what you think? Nigeria is a shit hole country with zero value for its citizens. Animal Kingdom
Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by Jolite(m): 1:17pm On Dec 25, 2023
maasoap:

And where does that leave you?
I'm not in your shit hole country, my dear.

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Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by Jolite(m): 9:31am On Dec 25, 2023
Let them enjoy what dey bargain for.

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Politics / Re: History Will Judge Me, I Served Nigeria Best Way I Could – Babangida by Jolite(m): 5:57pm On Dec 24, 2023
Donwilson88:
Yet we can’t say we are proud of you!
You embraced corruption and taught others
even at that he achieved alot for mankind
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Visits Idris Mohammed, Information Minister (Photos) by Jolite(m): 6:31pm On Dec 15, 2023
Seefinish:
He wants to tours and to inspect projects as what?
As a foolish politician that he is.
Career / Re: Co-Creation Hub Appoints Ojoma Ochai As Managing Director by Jolite(m): 5:27pm On Dec 14, 2023
benuejosh:
Igala ladies or should i put it as Kogi ladies bear similar names too.
Ask the ozuor what's the meaning of Ojoma in Idoma language?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by Jolite(m): 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2023
Fucking of Ashawo

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery: Production Commencement Deadline Not Exceeded — Spokesperson by Jolite(m): 10:11pm On Jul 19, 2023
Meaning the project was not even completed, before buhari foolishly and ignorantly commission ed it. Rubbish
Politics / Re: Senate President Akpabio Wears Tinubu Logo Cap To Plenary, Sparks Reaction (Pix) by Jolite(m): 9:29pm On Jul 19, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Let him wear anything
You know what am enjoying now

The renewed shege

DR UNAGO C. SHEGE from Benin city says hi
Barr UNANEVA C. ENITIN says hello from Gombe
Barman give more bottles to celebrate the suffering
Have warned every member of my family not to help anyone anymore

If you ever render help or assistance to any beggar or anybody on your street then you must be very stupid

Because that beggar will still step into the polling unit with sentiments and tribalism when he or she got another opportunity to vote

Let them suffer until they stop stepping into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism
guy vote or no vote they do their selection against the will of the people, so that should not make you wicked to your fellow human, nowadays Christian.

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Romance / Re: Tosin Ojutalayo And Andrew Odong Married In France (Photos) by Jolite(m): 4:56pm On May 24, 2023
Upon the sweet test of TOTO?

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Politics / Re: Tribunal To Deliver Judgement On PDP Suit Against Tinubu, Shettima On May 26 by Jolite(m): 7:12pm On May 22, 2023
Meanwhile Obidients should expect theirs at the end of Tinubu's first tenure. This is Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Refinery: Dangote Already Paying Debts – Emefiele by Jolite(m): 6:31pm On May 22, 2023
Who ask you? Amebo rubber stamp CBN governor.

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