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Phones / Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by jomarick(m): 9:51am On Apr 25
Most people send VN because they can't really type good English, some can't type at all.
I was helping an aboki fix some settings in his phone and stumbled on his WhatsApp, it was all voice notes.
Education / Re: Dunamis Fake Testimony: NDU Law Faculty Exam Paper Mimics Case by jomarick(m): 8:57pm On Apr 18
Oya! law students and law graduates, we need answers!
Celebrities / Re: Court Orders Mohbad’s Wife, Wunmi To Do DNA Test by jomarick(m): 5:11pm On Apr 18
If she had been a faithful wife, DNA test wouldn't be a problem.

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Politics / Re: Only The Blind Will Say Tinubu Has Failed – Matawalle by jomarick(m): 6:52pm On Apr 13
Intentionally float the currency for a while, return it back to normal as it was. Then you expect an applaud.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by jomarick(m): 1:36pm On Apr 05
Will she be sent to a female prison or a male prison. If she's sent to the later, it is finished!

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Health / Re: Girl Electrocuted While Fetching Water From A Well In Ogun by jomarick(m): 11:49pm On Apr 02
I almost lost my life like this when I was 15 or 16. I was electrocuted by the metal pipe that draws water from a deep well. I lost consciousness and fell into the well, only toes floating. I was inside that way for about 30min before help could arrive, using ropes tied to be legs.

Dragging me out, the rope cut half way and sent me back into the well water that covered my entire body. Searching for stronger rope took more time, everyone thought am gone, family members praying. I was told all these, I didn't I was already unconscious.

Water and electricity do not agree, Sometimes I wonder how I survived. When I regained consciousness the next day, I kept spitting blood and sand for weeks and couldn't climb stair without feeling like passing out.
Here i am whole and fit, I know God's handled the situation else I would have been gone and forgotten for over 15 years now.

Drawing water from well with an electric pump is a very risky idea everyone should desist from. If at all it's done, the well should be sealed off completely.
Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by jomarick(m): 10:50pm On Mar 28
You're just being selfish and u can't afford to share your space. You would definitely regret it when it's too late!
TV/Movies / Re: Should I Return This Tv... 1.1m Wasted by jomarick(m): 10:47pm On Mar 28
Probably because the screen was replaced with an after market screen. Real qled displays black without light in it, pure black.
Car Talk / Re: Bad Driving Behaviour Is What Cause Gear Problem? by jomarick(m): 11:45pm On Mar 20
You keep talking about hand breaks, do you know an automatic car would move with the park break on? The key is to make sure you're stopped completely before shifting to part or reverse. To ensure that, press the break down fully before shifting.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by jomarick(m): 8:19am On Mar 19
Killing unarmed civilians is unprofessional. Importantly, they all might be innocent.
Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by jomarick(m): 10:37pm On Mar 13
But am sure you were banging other girls, so what the fcuuk?
Politics / Re: We Now Rely On War-torn Ukraine For Food - Peter Obi by jomarick(m): 2:15pm On Mar 04
To some people, shey na statistic we go chop? grin now hungry wan finish dem.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Transform Nigeria Just Like Lagos – Alake by jomarick(m): 4:24pm On Feb 29
What exactly is in Lagos that he transformed. Pls someone should highlight those things he did.
In lagos, no portable water supply, no good roads, no proper drainage system, no central sewage system, no mortgage. The people of lagos state developed lagos.
Career / Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by jomarick(m): 10:19pm On Feb 28
Jennyclay:
You earn 200k monthly and in your mind you’re earning much Mtcheww!!

If you carry me for shopping with that money I can’t even pick up to 4 clothes and the money will be exhausted not to talk of bag and shoes undecided

Biko, just stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in abject poverty.
we all know you've got olosho vibes but don't always act like you've got an opinion, just shUtUp

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Pray For Tinubu, It’s Not Easy – Wike Begs Nigerians by jomarick(m): 10:06pm On Feb 22
Coming from someone that helped rig massively
Politics / Re: Even If 1 Dollar Is Exchanged For 5000 Naira .Tinubu Would Still Win In 2027 .. by jomarick(m): 1:02am On Feb 20
You guys forgot that your vote doesn't count
Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 – Wike by jomarick(m): 9:44pm On Feb 18
What party does he belongs? I think he belongs to APC
Business / Re: Lagos Govt To Relocate Computer Village To Kantangowa, Abule Egba by jomarick(m): 12:16am On Feb 18
So what happens to those that bought shops for millions for naira.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger Confirm Plan To Form New Confederation by jomarick(m): 10:37pm On Feb 16
They are land locked countries. With the strong sanctions, they can't survive. Unless they try to conquer and take over Ivory Coast tongue
Food / Re: Millions Of Sardines Washed Up On The Sea Shores In The Philippines (Video) by jomarick(m): 10:05pm On Feb 16
Signs and wonders shocked
Food / Re: Union Protests Ban On Sachet Alcohol In Abuja, Gives NAFDAC 14 Days by jomarick(m): 10:38pm On Feb 13
It's a good move, it's becoming a menace. Littering everywhere, it should be ban in Lagos
Events / Re: Is 1.5million Naira Enough To Do A Low Budget Traditional And Church Wedding? by jomarick(m): 5:16pm On Feb 09
Zonefree:
Carry 400k go meet your woman's people and collect their blessings.

Use 50k go court go certify your marriage.

Collect 50k take buy suya, grilled fish, snail, hollandia yoghurt and one bad whiskey make you and Lolo take do honeymoon.

Use the remaining 1million take start another side hustle for your woman or for yourself.


Life is not hard, na una just dey stress una self unnecessarily.
exactly my thoughts, I just dey happy say I finally see person wey get sense

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Sitting Position Feminine by jomarick(m): 3:01pm On Feb 02
Wait Ooo! How do you guys cross your legs like that without suffocating your balls. I can only place my heel on my knee.
Events / Re: Is 1 Million Naira Enough For Wedding In This Time And Age ? by jomarick(m): 11:29pm On Jan 29
At this hard time don't spent that amount on a ceremony, it's just a ceremony. Do small tradition wedding, negotiate pride price, go to court and go home and enjoy your marriage. Do not spend your life savings on a ceremony.
Politics / Re: Akpabio: I Appointed Antai Into NDDC Board Because Antai Doesn't Eat Alone. by jomarick(m): 11:04pm On Jan 22
Not even ashamed, he openly validates corruption.
Romance / Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by jomarick(m): 9:02pm On Jan 05
She's not even your wife, move on...
Politics / Re: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by jomarick(m): 7:43pm On Jan 05
Majesty7:


That is how they are trained to tutored to understand.
foreign soldiers treats you with respect and also respect the rule of law
Food / Re: Roasted Baboon: Is It Advisable To Eat This Kind Of Animal? by jomarick(m): 8:29pm On Jan 04
dawnomike:
This seems little compared to a roasted gorilla
Politics / Re: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by jomarick(m): 1:26pm On Jan 04
Most of these young soldiers thinks being in the military means demigod. Well only in Nigeria this shit happens.

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Orders The Arrest Of A Soldier For Illegally Riding Okada by jomarick(m): 2:30pm On Jan 02
MatrixReloaded:
Them go mess this man up oh. Intimidation drinking bottle water and feeling funky. U will climb down ur high table and meet with the same people in nearest future.
Soldiers can risk there life to end your life. Be am exemplary leader. Even in China, bikes are allowed in major cities.
they where plying the wrong lane.
Politics / Re: NASS Raises Budget To N28.77tn, Votes ₦‎10bn For Car Parks, Recreation by jomarick(m): 9:37am On Dec 31, 2023
3billion Naira for books
This one got me totally helpless
Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by jomarick(m): 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2023
You look perfect

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