₦airaland Forum

SensualMan:
Dangote needs to be taught a lesson in a language he understands.
Yoruba nor dey fear face, our Son be President!
Do anyhow see anyhow we nor dey look Uche face.
We must send Dangote packing,
Yoruba Allied movement(YAM)

you just commented like a primary school kid. I'm sorry if you're really a kid, then I shouldn't have quoted you.

Omo! The coconut self open mouth in surprise.

That same rain made me lose a major deal, I will never forget.

But you still want to buy new aircrafts to your fleets

But the government and its workers can't make any sacrifice, they keep increasing their wages in millions

The power from a generator is not potent enough to kill an adult. Its definitely something else

She simply has a deep well, she needed something that will fit the extra large hole. You'll be amazed that when you meet a normal babe, your six can't even go all the way in.

The states governors that say they can't pay more than 70k should reduce their net income to 210k atleast its 3x bigger.

They post real time results on screens and televised for everyone to see. Not some country who collate results in hiding and then release same 2am.

Wife from hell

He knows nothing about governance, all he knows is "its my turn"

That's how they killed their very own Lucky Dube thinking he was a Nigerian. Why are Nigerian still trooping there?

Imagine the little thing they spent billions of naira on.

She looks ugly to me with probably empty brains.

Shey dem wan force us sing am?

Nigeria! A country that is never settled, from the changing of currency to the devaluation of currency and now changing national anthem. Misplace priority.

bemeruca:
They should do the same for Belgium cars. All the car dealers inventory, at least 80% of it are stolen cars.

A stolen car can't easily get out of the home country, it's not Nigeria.

What about death penalty for corrupt politicians and civil servants

Most people send VN because they can't really type good English, some can't type at all.
I was helping an aboki fix some settings in his phone and stumbled on his WhatsApp, it was all voice notes.

Oya! law students and law graduates, we need answers!

If she had been a faithful wife, DNA test wouldn't be a problem.

Intentionally float the currency for a while, return it back to normal as it was. Then you expect an applaud.

Will she be sent to a female prison or a male prison. If she's sent to the later, it is finished!

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You're just being selfish and u can't afford to share your space. You would definitely regret it when it's too late!

Probably because the screen was replaced with an after market screen. Real qled displays black without light in it, pure black.

You keep talking about hand breaks, do you know an automatic car would move with the park break on? The key is to make sure you're stopped completely before shifting to part or reverse. To ensure that, press the break down fully before shifting.

Killing unarmed civilians is unprofessional. Importantly, they all might be innocent.

But am sure you were banging other girls, so what the fcuuk?

To some people, shey na statistic we go chop? now hungry wan finish dem.

What exactly is in Lagos that he transformed. Pls someone should highlight those things he did.
In lagos, no portable water supply, no good roads, no proper drainage system, no central sewage system, no mortgage. The people of lagos state developed lagos.

Jennyclay:
You earn 200k monthly and in your mind you’re earning much Mtcheww!!

If you carry me for shopping with that money I can’t even pick up to 4 clothes and the money will be exhausted not to talk of bag and shoes

Biko, just stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in abject poverty.

we all know you've got olosho vibes but don't always act like you've got an opinion, just shUtUp