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Romance / 6 Things Women Do To Push Men Away by Jombolo: 1:50pm On Jan 03, 2014
Every woman should look for a ‘Man Code’ man, “They are a little rough around the edges but are honest and straight forward and will treat a woman with respect and treat them like their queen once they decide to make that commitment. It’s about honesty and earning a man code man’s trust. Once you get that, you are theirs and they want everyone to know it.”
So, how can women avoid losing a “Man Code” type of guy? According to Good, there are some specific things that women do to push great guys away. This list is not just based on his own experience, but feedback he’s received from other men.
1. Wanting On a Man to Change -
Many women get into a relationship thinking they can change the man. If a man makes a change for a relationship, the benefit must outweigh the consequences of that change. “I get it: You don’t want anything to make me as happy as you do. But if you’re willing to chase this result by eliminating everything else I might love from my life, then I don’t want you”, says Good.
2. An Overwrought Sense of Urgency -
“Man Code” men liken romance to playing poker. “It’s better to conserve emotion for only the most meaningful circumstances,” Good says. While men pay attention to overall themes, women tend to sweat the small stuff. He wants women to know that ulterior motives are not a Man Code man thing to play at, if he’s out late with his friends, he’s just out late with his friends.
3. s*x on the First Date -
Unfortunate but true, the “Man Code” man is chivalrous but also “red-blooded and carnal” like most guys. If a woman offers s*x on the first, any man will probably take her up on that. A woman that can walk away with a goodnight kiss and leave the man guessing appeals much more to men. They like the thrill of a chase.
4. Talking Things to Death -
According to Good, women need to think of love as “quiet.” In other words, it’s what you do when no one is looking, how you find their hand when things are bad and tell them it’s okay. If you hear “I love you” constantly it loses it’s value. “Love is the result of the events in our lives, not the result of talking about the idea of it,” assures Good.
5. Disloyalty -
Loyalty is everything, it is the currency of our lives, declares Good. When women are disloyal to other women, it tells the man they will be disloyal to them, too.
6. A Failure to Let a Lion be a Lion -
In the same way that a woman wants to feel taken care of and protected, a man wants to know he’s the one that made her feel that way. Good explains, “With a look or word, you can empower us.”
Good has one powerful piece of advice for women: Don’t forget why your man fell for you. Woman AND men seem to stop doing the little things they did at the beginning of a relationship that made it fun. Think back and try doing some of the little things you “used” to do for him.
What do you think of Good’s outspoken but honest advice?
Romance / 10 Delicious Ways To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life This Year by Jombolo: 1:41pm On Jan 03, 2014
While some of us have already started on our New Year's resolution and making much needed changes for the year, we also should not forget to improve on things that could be fun for us.
So in the spirit if the New Year, why not check out these10 ways to have the best sex of your life.
1)Try talking dirty. If you're too embarrassed, make sure you have the lights off, then try it. You may find you love it!
2)Get yer motor running.Send your partner sexy text messages throughout the day. By the time he gets home, you'll both be ready to crawl into bed.
3)Buy a new bra.I know, I know, everyone hates buying new bras - I do too. Here's a sexy tip: bring your guy with you and let him pick one out for you.
4)Bust out the toys.intimacy gadgets, I mean. Let your partner in on a little of the vibrator action and see how you both like it.
5)Strap on your high heelsand give him a sexy lap dance the moment he walks in.
6)Mix it up.Take a bath together as pre-intimacy, change positions often during sex, use lubrication.
7)Share your fantasies with each other.You may be surprised by what REALLY gets each of your hearts beating fast.
coolRole-play.Like talking dirty, role-playing may seem a bit awkward and weird, but that's just because you haven't tried it. It's a perfect addition to everyone's sex life.
9)Get kinkywith some real handcuffs. If you don't like being cuffed (or tied) to the bed, have him strap them on and take control of the situation.
10)Bust out the sweets. We all know how delicious chocolate and whipped cream are ... so why not take them to bed? One piece of advice: get ready to get down, dirty, and sticky. You can shower off later - together
Family / Re: People Notice Me Everywhere I Go…says Queen Of Nigeria’s Hairiest Women by Jombolo: 6:47am On Dec 23, 2013
candor4: No pics?
are you bl*nd?...
Family / Re: People Notice Me Everywhere I Go…says Queen Of Nigeria’s Hairiest Women by Jombolo: 6:57pm On Dec 22, 2013
"Why I pieced my nose was because it is fashionable, though I know I look weird already, I don't give a hoot. It is my body, I accept the fact that I am strange. A woman has toasted me at Elegushi Beach while I was there with my friends. On that day, she called me and gave me her complimentary card and begged me to hop into her car, but I refused. She insisted and begged to be my friend, but my mind told me that she is a lesbian and she was inviting me to Ajah.
I turned her offer down because I know that most lesbians are into cultism. Some women will see me and extol my qualities, saying that they see women with hairs but that my own is the highest. In fact, one said I am the queen of hairy women. I met a guy at a supermarket and he was obsessed about me, before you knew it, he started telling me that he liked me, that I am beautiful and all that. Normal toasting, I thought he was like every other man as usual, but after the toasting, he went straight to the point, to tell me that he would like to have sex with me through my anus, promising to give me half a million naira.
But I rejected it immediately, God forbid! I can`t tamper with my anus. I stopped seeing him and refused to pick his calls. I can`t do that. Another man begged me to bear him a child that will look like me, also promising to reward me handsomely. When I am praying, I plea with God to help me overcome them.
Nobody can rape me because I am fearful, but men see me and get sexually aroused because I look special because of the hairy skin, but I have not been embarrassed or raped. Being hairy gives me protection as people see me and get afraid of me. Those guys who attack people see me and hail me. They will not like to do anything bad to me.
Family / Re: People Notice Me Everywhere I Go…says Queen Of Nigeria’s Hairiest Women by Jombolo: 6:56pm On Dec 22, 2013
Once you see me, you know that heat is dealing with me as a result of my hairy skin. I used to shave it off but if I want to shave all, it will cause me lumps all over my body. She said she had not taken the medical option seriously. "I have not gone to hospital. I don't care anymore because it is from within my blood and it is hereditary. I don't need it because I can`t be using my money on something that refuses to free me. A doctor had advised that surgery can remove it, but not in Nigeria. Maybe outside the country, but I am not interested."
Queen revealed that her hair has not changed anything in her love life, neither does it stop men from admiring her, rather it has turned many heads to look at her. "A man that is meant for me will come when the time comes. It is not a problem. I will get married, after all, there are other disabled people that are married despite their condition. When I was 18 or 19 years old, I was supposed to have married, but it was just that the man was a hot tempered person. He was my suitor and we ended it there. He was seeing the hair coming little by little.
People are appreciating me and a lot of people are still coming for my hand in marriage. I have been seeing many men coming to ask me for relationship, even one claimed he is from a European country that he came back to Nigeria to look for a woman to marry. But most men just want a fling, they don't want serious relationship. I was doubting if he was real or not. I have admirers just like every other girl. Most times, I have admires more than normal girls. But most men are not sincere, my mother would say that love is not by lip service.
I have been hearing things like, I want to marry you, but after sleeping with you, the man will end up dumping you for another woman. My boyfriend likes me the way I look and I have not been dumped because I am hairy. Men don't break my heart. I don't trust men easily because I wouldn't allow myself to have emotional breakdown. I can`t wait for my heart to be broken. In my village, an old woman has advised that she knows that I am not yet married, but I should believe that my own person is coming. She said that when my husband will come, I will find it difficult to believe that the man is my own. She told me that is how her own daughter looks.
But now I have come to appreciate how I am created," she said. Narrating her most embarrassing moment in high density locations like market places, she disclosed that people crave to see her face. "I came to Lagos last year to see whether I can stay in Lagos or not. Other times I have been coming and going. But the truth is that I have been enjoying my stay in Lagos now because something good is happening. Anytime I go out, people will notice my presence and look at me. For instance, the first time I went to Ladipo Market, people besieged me, both traders and touts snapping me with their phones and video.
You would be shocked how they gathered and caused chaotic situation that day, you would have written it as big news, to the extent that I went to a shopping complex and they started clapping for me, calling me Eze Nwanyi, which means Queen. They were hailing me so much. It was the most embarrassing day of my life. The traders and touts left what they were doing to follow me around and saying all sorts of things, if not for one man that offered to give us a lift, we wouldn't have escaped those boys.
There was a time I went to Alaba International Market with a sister and traders were peeping through the window to see my face and they were saying, 'she is all hairs oh!' Someone has stepped down from a bus because of me, a lady. Both of us were entering a bus at Mile 2 and immediately she glanced at me she changed her mind and immediately alighted from the bus despite that the bus conductor was urging her to enter, that was the only time someone refused to ride in the same bus with me.
Queen whose dream is to become an actress, said she was forced to resign because of sexual harassment from her employer. "If I have the opportunity of becoming an actress, I can do that but it is to get the right person to help me. I need somebody to help me because I am perfect in everything I do. I need someone to put me through but people tell me that for some producers or directors, all they are after is to sleep with you. I have not encountered that yet, but people have been telling me to be careful. People get easily attracted to me. The dark complexioned Queen shocked the reporter with her revelation on how homosexuals plead to take her to bed. She also explained why she pierced her nose.
Family / People Notice Me Everywhere I Go…says Queen Of Nigeria’s Hairiest Women by Jombolo: 6:52pm On Dec 22, 2013
Queen Okafor is a unique woman with unique features. She has a rare endowment from nature. Looking at her, one would think she is a man, but she is a full blooded woman.
Queen, as her name suggests, has become a celebrity of sort whenever she steps out in public as the people stare at her in amazement. Queen's attraction is an abundance of hairs all over her body especially in the upper region- face, hands, chests etc. Although she was born without much hair on her body, she gradually began sprouting them at the age of 21 years. Today, at 26, Queen has done many things humanly possible to stop the abnormal growth, but to no avail.
Narrating her experience, Queen said she started noticing the hair at unusual places at the age of 21. According to the Anambra State born lady, she has seen the good, the bad and the ugly because of her abundant hairs. She said she has become the cynosure of all eyes wherever she goes, sometimes to her utter embarrassment. At one time, she narrated how a gay person approached her to have anal sex with her, promising to pay her a princely sum of N500,000.
She said this was the most terrible encounter she has had on account of her hairs. She, of course, refused the offer. She said even lesbians also "toast her" to hangout with her because they found her attractive in both ways, both as a man and as a woman. When this reporter met Queen in a bus going to Oshodi from Mile 2, in Lagos some months ago, passengers were starring at her embarrassingly. As the lady tried to hide her face, more eyes were on her, thus arousing much interest from co-passengers.
Queen eventually opened up to this reporter, maintaining that she was not using the story to beg for money or as a form of publicity stunt, but only to draw the attention of NGOs to fight for women with such rare disability as hers. Queen believes that she is a normal person with unwanted recognition from the society. She told Sunday Sun: "My name is Queen Nonyerem Okafor. I am from Anambra State. We are five children from our parents, three girls and two boys. I inherited the hairs from my mum and it runs in the family.
Once you get to 21 to 23 years in our family, you start experiencing hair growth. I am 26 years old now, when I was in secondary school, much hairs were not on my body. It started when I finished my secondary school. I am not granting you this interview as if I need help or money, no! I want to tell my story and what it means to be a hairy woman.
All I need is for an NGO to take up my case as a woman with abnormal conditions and also to act in the movie industry." She revealed to Sunday Sun that the change on her skin initially made her uncomfortable, but following advice from good people, her confidence was boosted. In her words: "The first time it started to grow on my body, I was ashamed, but someone advised me that I shouldn't bother, that it is a blessing not a curse. The person told me that I am unique, besides, wherever I go, I would be recognised. She advised me that I shouldn't be ashamed, rather that I should be proud of myself.
It was her that gave me strength and boosted my self esteem. Some people think that I am a man. Some think I fixed my breast to deceive people. Men especially find it difficult to believe that I am a woman. It was when we interact that most men are reassured that I am a woman. It has made me to be very popular and recognised in public. It has boosted my confidence to socialize. People want to identify with me to know the stuff I am made of. Some want to find out where this girl is coming from.
People call and dash me money because of my hairy nature, but I don't beg for money." Queen said she tried to stop the work of nature by applying all sorts of cosmetics and native substances, all to no avail but it turned out to cause more harm than good. "Before the advice came, I was asking God why all these now? I was thinking of what to rub to clear the hair from my skin. I rubbed tortoise faeces and a lot of things people recommend for me to use, but it didn't remove them, rather it caused more harm than good as I started growing bumps and sores while the hair was still coming out.
So, I stopped rubbing those things. I suffered those lumps trying to stop the growth," she narrated. She revealed that her worst time comes when the weather is too hot and during the dry season. "When there is much heat, I feel terrible, it doesn't itch but it really inconveniences me most times. That`s why I have to wear or put on light cloths because sweat soaks my dress when I go out.

Crime / Re: Three Men To Die By Hanging For Stealing N50,000 In Kwara by Jombolo: 4:13pm On Dec 22, 2013
Oga ooo!
Religion / Re: Does God Care About Our Sufferings? Part 1. by Jombolo: 3:40pm On Dec 22, 2013
I dnt knw too
Politics / Obasanjo & Iyabo Obasanjo's Letters For Sale (Picture) by Jombolo: 3:31pm On Dec 22, 2013
Man Must Chop: What Do You Think About This Photo?!?

I came across this hilarious photo and decided to share.
The picture was taken on the expensive and sunny streets of Abuja.
It’s obvious that street vendors are out for business this yuletide season, man must survive.
Abi what do you think

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Tracker: Nigeria’s First Indigenous Drone In Flight (PHOTOS) by Jombolo: 6:04pm On Dec 21, 2013
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Politics / Boko Haram Tracker: Nigeria’s First Indigenous Drone In Flight (PHOTOS) by Jombolo: 6:03pm On Dec 21, 2013
Nigeria launched its first home made
drone this week.

The country's first indigenous unmanned
aerial vehicle, GULMA, designed and
constructed by the Nigerian Air Force
(NAF), was presented to President
Goodluck Jonathan in Kaduna on December
17, 2013, Tuesday.

At the same time, despite some rumours
that the UAV cannot fly and it is a
fraud, the NAF uploaded a video
displaying GULMA's capabilities. In the
photos below, one of the
engineers, Sunday Idajili, shows the
drone in flight.

Health / Re: Sperm Comes Out Of My Wife's Vagina Few Seconds After Expulsion, Is This Normal? by Jombolo: 12:30pm On Dec 21, 2013
Dis dude is seriously high on small stout
teniola55: Then push it inside back nw!...just use ur finger to pack it inside
Health / Re: Sperm Comes Out Of My Wife's Vagina Few Seconds After Expulsion, Is This Normal? by Jombolo: 11:39am On Dec 21, 2013
@1stOla,i think it is you that is nt well....MAD DOG
Health / Re: Sperm Comes Out Of My Wife's Vagina Few Seconds After Expulsion, Is This Normal? by Jombolo: 10:42am On Dec 21, 2013
Oboy!....it is nt normal ooo...i think it is spiritual
Family / Re: My Ex-girlfriend Placed A Curse On Me,should I Be Afraid? by Jombolo: 1:03pm On Dec 20, 2013
Haba 6 abortion...oboy no be lie oooo!...the swear go catch you

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Politics / Reps Recommended Jonathan To Sack Oduah (UPDATED) by Jombolo: 11:51am On Dec 20, 2013
At its plenary on Thursday, the House of
Representatives has approved the
recommendation by its aviation committee
asking for the removal of the Minister
of Aviation, Stella Oduah, for directing
the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authroity
(NCAA), an agency under her supervision,
to purchase two bulletproof BMWs at a
cost beyond her official approval limit
as minister, that is for N255 million.



This contract breached the federal
appropriation and public procurement
laws, as it was neither budgeted for by
government nor was it publicly
advertised and bided for.

Oduah, however, perviously had claimed
she had done nothing wrong as funding
for the cars, made available for First
Bank, was arranged to comply with her
spending limit and relevant laws.


She had also insisted the purchase was
not done in her name.

The House approved a recommendation
asking President Goodluck Jonathan to
"review the continued engagement" of
Oduah as the Minister of Aviation.

The House also called on the Economic
and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)
to further investigate other officials
involved in the scam and the car
supplier, Coscharis Motors.

In a swift reaction , Oduah said she
was "shocked" by the decision. She
reiterated her earlier claim of
innocence and said all decisions she
took on the procurement followed due
process.
Politics / Commercial Bus And Conductors To Wear Uniform Next Year by Jombolo: 11:43am On Dec 20, 2013
The Lagos state Commissioner for
Transportation, Comrade Kayode Opeifa
has unveiled plans for a dress code for
public transport workers.

The Lagos state Commissioner for
Transportation, Comrade Kayode Opeifa
while speaking at a stakeholders meeting
in Lagos yesterday revealed that come
2014 the Lagos state government would be
introducing the use of uniforms and
badges for commercial bus drivers and
conductors.

He said the move is geared towards
proper identification & effective
management of the public transportation
sector.

Politics / SHOCKING PHOTOS: See Dino Melaye's Battered Wife & Hospital Records As Proof by Jombolo: 7:04pm On Dec 19, 2013
Tokunbo, Wife of Former Kogi State House
of Reps member, Dino Melaye has filed
for divorce over her husband's constant
beating, turning her to a punching bag,
domestic abuse and going as far as
bringing different women into their
matrimonial bed telling them his wife
had died.



Meanwhile popular blogger, Stella
Dimokokorkus who already had pictures of
Dino's vicious assault on Tokunbo On Oct
1 2010 has shared them as proof.

See below

Entertainment / PHOTO: Check Out This 'pose Of Life' by Jombolo: 3:32pm On Dec 19, 2013
Big Brother Africa Host and
On-Air-Personality, IK Osakioduwa and
pretty Lavinia were pictured in a very
interesting pose at the Fayrouz fashion
event in Lagos.

Now that's one hell of a Pose. Its not
surprising because IK is known to be a
lively, fun and friendly person.

Lavinia was one time said to be Ice
Prince's girlfriend.



IK is happily married with two kids.

What do you think of the pose?

Nairaland / General / Re: Crazy Guinness Record: Man With 453 Piercings, 278 In His Genital Area (PHOTOS) by Jombolo: 1:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
Oga ooo!...life don dey spoil big big
Family / Angry Women Protest: Save Us From Ritual Killings And Marriages To Deities by Jombolo: 1:00pm On Dec 18, 2013
At least 100 women last Tuesday stormed
the Enugu State Government House,
protesting against alleged ritual
killings and forceful marriages to
traditional deities.



According to the claims, 11 ladies
living in their respective communities
were murdered within a space of 2 weeks.


The women alleged that suspected ritual
killers and chief priests of different
deities in the Enugu-Ezike,
Igboeze-North Local Government Area of
the state had roles to play in the death
of the deceased.

Wearing black dresses and holding palm
leaves, the protesting women pleaded
with Governor Sullivan Chime to ban
forceful marriages to traditional gods
in council areas.

The protesters also pleaded with Chime
to come to their aid to unravel and stop
the killing of women through fetish
activities of chief priests and deities
in Enugu Ezike.

Their demands were listed in a petition
to the governor at the Government House
gate. The petition reads in part:

"We also appeal for outright ban of any
deity from forced marriage of our women
as it violates sections 34 (1), 35 (1)
and 42 (1) of the 1999 Constitution of
Federal Republic of Nigeria and Africa
charter on human and peoples' rights."

The protesters claimed that at Amachalla
and Ugbaike communities, two ladies -
Victoria Ugwuanyi and Rosemary Ugwuanyi
- were forcefully "married" to a deity
called "Iyakpala Ugbaike."

The chief priest of the deity is alleged
to have also forced the daughter of a
deceased man to marry him after claiming
that the same deity killed the father of
the girl.

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