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Entertainment / What Is Wrong With This Photo ? by jonaji(m): 9:24pm On Oct 31, 2013
Children of now adays *eyesrolling

Fashion / Ladies Would You Rock This Hairstyle ? Photo !! by jonaji(m): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2013
Maybe she forget her hair somewhere !!

Fashion / Re: You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 4:08pm On Oct 27, 2013
Peterson chikas: U sure?

Yeah sure !! It is also sound proof !!
Fashion / Re: You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 4:07pm On Oct 27, 2013
Tpave: Can the pant neutralise the sound too, incase i want to fart heavily?


It is also sound proof !! Its a great development I tell you !
Fashion / You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 3:51pm On Oct 27, 2013
This pants neutralises the odour !! I think this goodnews for all #LOL
It is called Fart underwear !!

Entertainment / Picture Of A Nairalander With Skales !!! by jonaji(m): 11:48pm On Oct 25, 2013
Yeahs !! @ his graduation in leadcity varsity !

Celebrities / Picture Of AY The Comedian Selling Plantain !!! by jonaji(m): 11:23pm On Oct 25, 2013
Lol !! This guy is really funny sha !

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 7:00am On Oct 24, 2013
Smhart1: How sure am i that he's not crippled
I bet you he is a great guy ! Its a privilege to have him on nairaland !
Education / Please Who Knows When ASUU Will Forgive The Govt And Call Off Its Strike? by jonaji(m): 4:18pm On Oct 23, 2013
Anybody with any Idea when the strike will be off ? Let's rise up as students to play our part !! Until we move , nothing moves !! Its up to us !!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 9:38pm On Oct 21, 2013
Enegod: you wear N200 watch.come dey pose with it...ASUU why?!!!
Is DAT ur best? #laffing
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2013
SELENAqueensy: The topic shud hv been "Ladies pls pls, I beg you in the name of God, add me cos am badly in need of new 4rndz"..... So I suggest u modify ur post.
Clap 4 urself !! Weldone
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2013
Cykik: What a F'ugly human being. U no fine reach my bros. Not even quatar. @op. Moderator needs to close this thread.

Show up ur bro let's see !!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2013
This guy is smoking hot !! Ladies add him on BBM 31102D82 !! Any objection ?

Family / Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by jonaji(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2013
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...

Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k

Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories...

Then you start addition and subtraction as follows:

Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope
You don't owe your in-law in the
Process.
>>>Guys start saving now... Lol

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Romance / Every Man Must See This If He Wants To Live Longer !! by jonaji(m): 10:18pm On Oct 16, 2013
Scientists have discovered that Staring at bosoms extends a man's life by five years. Hmmm could this be true ? #eyesrolling
Because staring reduces high blood pressure !!
Well let's see what you think about this !!
Romance / Adivice To All Ladies !! Must Read !!! by jonaji(m): 1:35pm On Oct 09, 2013
Dear Ladies, please stop Mixing your pictures with
that of a celebrity and ask us who rocked it better !!
It doesn't speak well of you as it shows you are only
trying to be a shadow !!!
With Love from d' Colossus !! #advice
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2013
seedord247:

Well this is faceless forum and you cant tell who is who. But from your write up i can tell that N1,000 is above you. cry

Still displaying acute daftness !!! You need help and I will kindly help !!
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 11:20am On Oct 06, 2013
seedord247:

So rocking bikini means money good?

Poverty can milk your brain to ignorance. cry

This is a social forum so curtail ur mannerlessness and don't display acute inability to comprehend statements!! How many people includin you can afford such luxury ? Am so shakin my head 4 U !!

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Celebrities / Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 9:11pm On Oct 05, 2013
Money good ooo !!

Celebrities / Picture Of Nigerian Amber Rose !!! by jonaji(m): 8:48pm On Oct 05, 2013
Lol !! This ain't cool ooo

Education / Re: Successful Candidates Of NAOC Scholarship Let's Meet Here !! by jonaji(m): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
Too bad for the people that fell victim of this scam !! You shall not escape !! sad
Family / How Do I Know Which Man To Say 'yes' To ? by jonaji(m): 6:36am On Oct 03, 2013
How do I know which man to say 'yes' to?

1. He must be born again.

This cannot be overemphasized. He must have a
place for God in his heart. If he doesn't have God,
then he is incapable of loving you properly. You
cannot submit your life to a man who doesn't
know where he is going in life. He should not look for a life partner when he doesn't even have life!
Don't become partners with those who reject
God. How can you make a partnership out of right and wrong? That's not partnership; that's war. Is light best friends with dark? Does Christ go strolling with the Devil? Do trust and mistrust hold hands? (2Co 6:14-15 MSG)
This does not mean that a person who is born
again is perfect. It just means there are some
things he would not do because of the fear of
God. Please note that being born again is
different from being a church attendee.
If you are already married, it is never too late. Do you know when you continually pray for
someone’s salvation, God will arrest that person
one day? Never give up!

2. He must have a Pastor over him.

It is not enough for him to be a church attendee.Who is his pastor? How committed is he? How accountable is he to spiritual authority? Does he place the things of God first place in his life? Is he spiritually hungry for God? Does he protect the integrity of God's Word?
When he has a relationship with his pastor, there is a tendency that he will be mentored.

3. He must be willing to introduce you to his
parents or his Pastor

If he is not willing to do this, he has some
skeletons in his cupboards. When he introduces
you to his pastors and his parents, it shows some
level of commitment on his part. His willingness to get the authority figures in his life involved is an indication that he is indeed serious about the
marriage.

4. He is not interested in sex before
marriage.

He is not looking for your body. He is man enough to delay gratification. Even though he feels like having pre-marital sex, he controls himself. He has self-control. He would not compromise your virtue in order to satisfy himself. The truth is that most guys are not looking for love; they are simply looking for a bed mate.
That is why as a lady you should have a good self-esteem, then, you will not be seeking to use your body in exchange for love. Most of the time, you never get that love that way, because the guy can sense you are needy, so he takes advantage of you to get what he wants and then leaves you to go and look for a more confident lady to marry.
Using your body to get what you want is a wrong use of your body!
In marriage, a good man will be faithful to his
wife. He loves his family. He respects the marital
covenant. A man that fears God will be tempted
as well with other women, just like everybody is,
including apostles and bishops, but he has made
up his mind never to sin against God and never to yield to the dictates of his body.

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Romance / Re: See The Desire Of Every Woman !!! by jonaji(m): 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2013
datrailblazer: Don't worry by the time u reach 35, evrythng wld fall down to I want a man dats all grin
Romance / See The Desire Of Every Woman !!! by jonaji(m): 9:16am On Oct 02, 2013
The lady speaks;

I want a man, a real man, man enough to be my
husband, strong enough to stand in his place as
the head of the house and the breadwinner. I
want a man who is a king and a servant at the
same time. I want a man whose royalty is rooted
in God, I want a man I can be proud enough to
call ‘my crown!’ I want a man who despite being a king is humble enough to have the heart of a
servant. I want a man I can call my own! A man I am proud of ! I want a man of integrity. I want a man whose words I can go to bed on. I want a man who will protect me. I want a man that will not want me to compromise my virtue in order to satisfy his lust during courtship.
I want a man who will be my head and not my
headache! I want a man who will love me
properly, accept me as I am, nurture me, and
commit to my spiritual development.
I want a man that will stand by me in the labour
room. The hands of Zerubabbel started it. It
ought to complete it! I want a man I can vouch
for. I want a man that will love me only and no
other. I want a man that is thinking of me all the
time. I want a man, not a boy.
I want a man that will not bring another to our
matrimonial bed. I want a man who fears God so much and will not desecrate our marital covenant because of lust. I want a man that will rather die than become adulterous! I want a man that will respect the covenant and will not throw our home into untold chaos and havoc by his actions. I want a man that can zip up!
I want a man in the house that will usher me into peace when I am not around. I want a man in the house that the house-help is safe with. I want a man who has self-control.
I want a man that can lay hands on me and bless
me. I want a man that I can rely on emotionally. I want a man whose shoulders I can lean on. I want a man that will lead our family to God.
I want a leader in the house! I want a man who
will make my heart bless him and not make my
heart bleed at his appearance. I want a man that
will make my heart to be filled with thanks and
not tears. I want man that will make me be at rest and not under duress! I want a man that will
make me his queen and not his doormat! I want
friend, confidant and companion not a competitor!
If you are that man, show yourself !!!

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Education / Successful Candidates Of NAOC Scholarship Let's Meet Here !! by jonaji(m): 11:41am On Oct 01, 2013
Could this be scam or what ? Why are they requesting for a fee ?
Jokes Etc / Must Every Lady Do This (pout) While Taking Picture ! Picture? by jonaji(m): 8:02pm On Sep 26, 2013
Seems this is the trend now and even babies now copy it !!

Politics / Re: We Are Laughing At F.G, This Is Just The Beginning Of The Strike - ASUU by jonaji(m): 2:44pm On Sep 26, 2013
The best University of Technology shouldn't have joined the strike
:PThe best University of Technology shouldn't have joined the strike
Celebrities / Picture Of Mikel Swapping Face With Ramires by jonaji(m): 1:44pm On Sep 19, 2013
cheesy this is really not cool to see !!

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Food / Would You Eat Black Skinned Chicken ? by jonaji(m): 9:49am On Sep 19, 2013
Well saw this breed of chicken in china with all of its organ black !!! Scary I must say !!
angryWell saw this breed of chicken in china with all of its organ black !!! Scary I must say !!

Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Atiku Abubakar Rocking Arsenal Jersey by jonaji(m): 12:51pm On Sep 15, 2013
utumunta: He wants to be President of Nigeria but he is not proud of, neither does he deem it fit to flaunt his membership of a Nigerian club. Will Arsenal had developed to the level it is, if UK citizens chose to support Enyimba or Kano pillars and buy their jerseys to the detriment of their clubs. In the UK, this picture alone has pronounced him unpatriotic and unmarketable to the electorate.
This boils down to other things like the economy; we loot our own resources to go and develop another man's land to our own detriment. How many governors were arrested abroad during the Ribadu days at the EFCC? What were they doing with the money they stole in Nigeria abroad?
I know so many "crabs" on nairaland will condemn my post but who cares, they only have a belly and no head. They only know the distant from their hand to their mouth. Condemn this post and you are a CRAB!
There's no need 4 all DAT !! Dis is just a show of fun and noting else !! Do not spoil the fun in here plz am the OP !!

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