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Entertainment / What Is Wrong With This Photo ? by jonaji(m): 9:24pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Children of now adays *eyesrolling
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Fashion / Ladies Would You Rock This Hairstyle ? Photo !! by jonaji(m): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Maybe she forget her hair somewhere !!
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Fashion / Re: You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 4:08pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Peterson chikas: U sure? Yeah sure !! It is also sound proof !! |
Fashion / Re: You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 4:07pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Tpave: Can the pant neutralise the sound too, incase i want to fart heavily? It is also sound proof !! Its a great development I tell you ! |
Fashion / You Can Now Fart (pollute ) Without Smelling Wearing This Pants. Pics ! by jonaji(m): 3:51pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
This pants neutralises the odour !! I think this goodnews for all #LOL It is called Fart underwear !!
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Entertainment / Picture Of A Nairalander With Skales !!! by jonaji(m): 11:48pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Yeahs !! @ his graduation in leadcity varsity !
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Celebrities / Picture Of AY The Comedian Selling Plantain !!! by jonaji(m): 11:23pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Lol !! This guy is really funny sha !
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 7:00am On Oct 24, 2013 |
Smhart1: How sure am i that he's not crippledI bet you he is a great guy ! Its a privilege to have him on nairaland ! |
Education / Please Who Knows When ASUU Will Forgive The Govt And Call Off Its Strike? by jonaji(m): 4:18pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
Anybody with any Idea when the strike will be off ? Let's rise up as students to play our part !! Until we move , nothing moves !! Its up to us !! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 9:38pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Enegod: you wear N200 watch.come dey pose with it...ASUU why?!!!Is DAT ur best? #laffing |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
SELENAqueensy: The topic shud hv been "Ladies pls pls, I beg you in the name of God, add me cos am badly in need of new 4rndz"..... So I suggest u modify ur post.Clap 4 urself !! Weldone |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Cykik: What a F'ugly human being. U no fine reach my bros. Not even quatar. @op. Moderator needs to close this thread. Show up ur bro let's see !! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Meet The Most Handsome And Hottest Guy On Nairaland !! Ladies !! by jonaji(m): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
This guy is smoking hot !! Ladies add him on BBM 31102D82 !! Any objection ?
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Family / Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by jonaji(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2013 |
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ... Tall and yellow = 300k Tall and fair = 230k Tall and dark = 250k Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k Medium height (dark) = 100k Short (fair) = 50k Short (dark) = 30k Dwarf (fair) = 10k Dwarf (dark) = 5k Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories... Then you start addition and subtraction as follows: Beautiful = plus 100k Ugly= minus 187k Curvy hips = plus 150k Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k Slim= plus 30k Fat = minus 20k Long hair = plus 12k Short hair = minus 15k No hair = minus 75k With big tommy = minus 50k Flat tommy = plus 30k With dimples = plus 35k Great smiles = plus 30k Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope You don't owe your in-law in the Process. >>>Guys start saving now... Lol 2 Likes |
Romance / Every Man Must See This If He Wants To Live Longer !! by jonaji(m): 10:18pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Scientists have discovered that Staring at bosoms extends a man's life by five years. Hmmm could this be true ? #eyesrolling Because staring reduces high blood pressure !! Well let's see what you think about this !! |
Romance / Adivice To All Ladies !! Must Read !!! by jonaji(m): 1:35pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Dear Ladies, please stop Mixing your pictures with that of a celebrity and ask us who rocked it better !! It doesn't speak well of you as it shows you are only trying to be a shadow !!! With Love from d' Colossus !! #advice |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
seedord247:Still displaying acute daftness !!! You need help and I will kindly help !! |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 11:20am On Oct 06, 2013 |
seedord247: This is a social forum so curtail ur mannerlessness and don't display acute inability to comprehend statements!! How many people includin you can afford such luxury ? Am so shakin my head 4 U !! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Picture Of Tiwa Savage Rocking Her Bikini !! by jonaji(m): 9:11pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Money good ooo !!
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Celebrities / Picture Of Nigerian Amber Rose !!! by jonaji(m): 8:48pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Lol !! This ain't cool ooo
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Education / Re: Successful Candidates Of NAOC Scholarship Let's Meet Here !! by jonaji(m): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Too bad for the people that fell victim of this scam !! You shall not escape !! |
Family / How Do I Know Which Man To Say 'yes' To ? by jonaji(m): 6:36am On Oct 03, 2013 |
How do I know which man to say 'yes' to? 1. He must be born again. This cannot be overemphasized. He must have a place for God in his heart. If he doesn't have God, then he is incapable of loving you properly. You cannot submit your life to a man who doesn't know where he is going in life. He should not look for a life partner when he doesn't even have life! Don't become partners with those who reject God. How can you make a partnership out of right and wrong? That's not partnership; that's war. Is light best friends with dark? Does Christ go strolling with the Devil? Do trust and mistrust hold hands? (2Co 6:14-15 MSG) This does not mean that a person who is born again is perfect. It just means there are some things he would not do because of the fear of God. Please note that being born again is different from being a church attendee. If you are already married, it is never too late. Do you know when you continually pray for someone’s salvation, God will arrest that person one day? Never give up! 2. He must have a Pastor over him. It is not enough for him to be a church attendee.Who is his pastor? How committed is he? How accountable is he to spiritual authority? Does he place the things of God first place in his life? Is he spiritually hungry for God? Does he protect the integrity of God's Word? When he has a relationship with his pastor, there is a tendency that he will be mentored. 3. He must be willing to introduce you to his parents or his Pastor If he is not willing to do this, he has some skeletons in his cupboards. When he introduces you to his pastors and his parents, it shows some level of commitment on his part. His willingness to get the authority figures in his life involved is an indication that he is indeed serious about the marriage. 4. He is not interested in sex before marriage. He is not looking for your body. He is man enough to delay gratification. Even though he feels like having pre-marital sex, he controls himself. He has self-control. He would not compromise your virtue in order to satisfy himself. The truth is that most guys are not looking for love; they are simply looking for a bed mate. That is why as a lady you should have a good self-esteem, then, you will not be seeking to use your body in exchange for love. Most of the time, you never get that love that way, because the guy can sense you are needy, so he takes advantage of you to get what he wants and then leaves you to go and look for a more confident lady to marry. Using your body to get what you want is a wrong use of your body! In marriage, a good man will be faithful to his wife. He loves his family. He respects the marital covenant. A man that fears God will be tempted as well with other women, just like everybody is, including apostles and bishops, but he has made up his mind never to sin against God and never to yield to the dictates of his body. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: See The Desire Of Every Woman !!! by jonaji(m): 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
datrailblazer: Don't worry by the time u reach 35, evrythng wld fall down to I want a man dats all |
Romance / See The Desire Of Every Woman !!! by jonaji(m): 9:16am On Oct 02, 2013 |
The lady speaks; I want a man, a real man, man enough to be my husband, strong enough to stand in his place as the head of the house and the breadwinner. I want a man who is a king and a servant at the same time. I want a man whose royalty is rooted in God, I want a man I can be proud enough to call ‘my crown!’ I want a man who despite being a king is humble enough to have the heart of a servant. I want a man I can call my own! A man I am proud of ! I want a man of integrity. I want a man whose words I can go to bed on. I want a man who will protect me. I want a man that will not want me to compromise my virtue in order to satisfy his lust during courtship. I want a man who will be my head and not my headache! I want a man who will love me properly, accept me as I am, nurture me, and commit to my spiritual development. I want a man that will stand by me in the labour room. The hands of Zerubabbel started it. It ought to complete it! I want a man I can vouch for. I want a man that will love me only and no other. I want a man that is thinking of me all the time. I want a man, not a boy. I want a man that will not bring another to our matrimonial bed. I want a man who fears God so much and will not desecrate our marital covenant because of lust. I want a man that will rather die than become adulterous! I want a man that will respect the covenant and will not throw our home into untold chaos and havoc by his actions. I want a man that can zip up! I want a man in the house that will usher me into peace when I am not around. I want a man in the house that the house-help is safe with. I want a man who has self-control. I want a man that can lay hands on me and bless me. I want a man that I can rely on emotionally. I want a man whose shoulders I can lean on. I want a man that will lead our family to God. I want a leader in the house! I want a man who will make my heart bless him and not make my heart bleed at his appearance. I want a man that will make my heart to be filled with thanks and not tears. I want man that will make me be at rest and not under duress! I want a man that will make me his queen and not his doormat! I want friend, confidant and companion not a competitor! If you are that man, show yourself !!! 1 Like |
Education / Successful Candidates Of NAOC Scholarship Let's Meet Here !! by jonaji(m): 11:41am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Could this be scam or what ? Why are they requesting for a fee ? |
Jokes Etc / Must Every Lady Do This (pout) While Taking Picture ! Picture? by jonaji(m): 8:02pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Seems this is the trend now and even babies now copy it !!
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Politics / Re: We Are Laughing At F.G, This Is Just The Beginning Of The Strike - ASUU by jonaji(m): 2:44pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
The best University of Technology shouldn't have joined the strike :PThe best University of Technology shouldn't have joined the strike |
Celebrities / Picture Of Mikel Swapping Face With Ramires by jonaji(m): 1:44pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
this is really not cool to see !! 2 Likes
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Food / Would You Eat Black Skinned Chicken ? by jonaji(m): 9:49am On Sep 19, 2013 |
Well saw this breed of chicken in china with all of its organ black !!! Scary I must say !! Well saw this breed of chicken in china with all of its organ black !!! Scary I must say !!
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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Atiku Abubakar Rocking Arsenal Jersey by jonaji(m): 12:51pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
utumunta: He wants to be President of Nigeria but he is not proud of, neither does he deem it fit to flaunt his membership of a Nigerian club. Will Arsenal had developed to the level it is, if UK citizens chose to support Enyimba or Kano pillars and buy their jerseys to the detriment of their clubs. In the UK, this picture alone has pronounced him unpatriotic and unmarketable to the electorate.There's no need 4 all DAT !! Dis is just a show of fun and noting else !! Do not spoil the fun in here plz am the OP !! 1 Like |
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