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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Feel Dizzy After First Kiss? by jonaji(m): 11:39am On Feb 12, 2015
Tandullceblog:


Okies.

Hello *handshake*

i'm tandulce, i'm shy but I like making new friends

grin
*struggles to pronounce tandulce, gives up* hehehe
I like shy ladies...... They tend to turn me on *winks*
I am Jonaji....... Wanna hook up off NL ?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Feel Dizzy After First Kiss? by jonaji(m): 9:33am On Feb 12, 2015
Tandullceblog:


Haha. I'm fine. You?
Am good tank you...... You mind if we become buddies ?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Feel Dizzy After First Kiss? by jonaji(m): 8:23am On Feb 12, 2015
Tandullceblog:
Not me
Should I come over to comfirm this ? Anyways how you doing ?
Politics / Re: My Heart Bleeds!! by jonaji(m): 10:17am On Jan 12, 2015
Well written ........ An explicit summary of the state of polity in Nigeria....... I am not a party to nobody ..... I only want a better Nigerian !!! Peace
Celebrities / Hilarious Photo:see What President GEJ Suporters Did To Make Him Look Like Jesus by jonaji(m): 10:08am On Jan 12, 2015
They claim he is the president to take away our sufferings Nairalanders is this right ? I found it rather hilarious and not meaningful !!!

Celebrities / Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Jesse Jags.... Cool Pix by jonaji(m): 9:28pm On Jan 11, 2015
[quote author=Unibenstudent post=29706649]better warn Jesse jagz that he carrear don nearly die finish..make he go do deliverance.[/quote
I think jags is still one of the finest artist in the country..... Rated far above many !!!
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Jesse Jags.... Cool Pix by jonaji(m): 9:16pm On Jan 11, 2015
Unibenstudent:
this ur wicked smile so...anyhow sha,na tomorrow una class dey start abi?
You guys have turned my thread to a reunion platform abi ?? *runs to Oga Seun to ban them * grin grin
Celebrities / Picture Of A Nairalander With Jesse Jags.... Cool Pix by jonaji(m): 8:05pm On Jan 11, 2015
So I hooked up with Jesse Jags today at his home after his suCcessful show yesterday in kaduna ........ Very humble and respectful I tell you ...... MI and Ice Prince were also around .........
Jesse Jags Nation Baby grin grin

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Politics / Obasanjo Posing With Patience Jonathan (Photo) by jonaji(m): 7:40am On Jan 11, 2015
The former President and our first Lady were spotted at the GEJ niece's wedding ...... Aren't they Lovely grin grin

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Celebrities / Photo:ex BBA Hotshot Karen Igho Finally Weds... A White Man by jonaji(m): 12:12am On Dec 14, 2014
We wish her a happy married life ... Congrats Karen

Celebrities / Photo:happy Birthday To Our Very Own Victor Moses by jonaji(m): 12:31pm On Dec 12, 2014
Victor Moses is 24 today.... We wish him More success in club and country career

Forum Games / Can You Interpret This Picture ? by jonaji(m): 4:08pm On Dec 04, 2014
Let me give you a clue:
Now view this picture through your phone's charging point...... Either from below or side ..... A special message awaits you grin grin

Celebrities / It's A Big Catch... Picture Of My Christmas Chicken.... by jonaji(m): 12:34am On Dec 04, 2014
So here's my Christmas chicken.......... Growing even bigger for the big day......
Y'all are invited come 25th

Romance / Social Networking Advice For Guys by jonaji(m): 9:21pm On Nov 29, 2014
I'm sure some girls won't like me on this
but.....The truth must be revealed!

»When You message a girl once or twice
and she doesn't reply, don't message her again... She's not the only
girl on your list, try someone else.

»Don't "woo" every skirt on your list...
You don't have to be a male LovePeddler. Not
every girl is meant to be your girlfriend... When you ask a girl out and she says "NO", you
already lose your self-esteem and respect to her.

»Improve your self esteem, don't hop onevery postmade by a girl to like or comment...
Sometimes you have to just let it go.

»You don't have to compliment every
picture a girl posts. If its not beautiful, don't tell her its beautiful...Perhaps, she already knew it was good
before she uploaded it...
Believe me, a harsh comment makes more meaning to a girl than hundreds of nice comments.

»STOP POSTING THINGS LIKE "thanks for the add"...or "thanks for the request" on every girl's timeline, its pure nonsense! Even if you feel like doing this you can message her.

»Never tag a girl to an ugly picture...Infact don't tag any girl you don't have a regular chat with.

»If a girl doesn't reply your messages,
never comments on or like your status...then what's she doing on your list? Many would say to me you need
friends...

»When a girl uploads a picture or a post
and she already has about 20 comments complimenting the
post, then what's the need of complimenting it too..? She already has all the compliments now, just like the post and move on!

>>FINALLY, Prove to girls that you don't
need them, and they'll start loving you. Stop being Social Slave to girls, have some self respect for yourself.
Remember, its not girls that will dig your
grave when you die, its your fellow guys. Best of luck......... grin grin Agreed?

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Celebrities / Photo: TAYE TAIWO Steps Out In Matching Outfit With Son.. Adorable .. by jonaji(m): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2014
Cool right...... Who rocked it best? TAYE or His Son ?

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Politics / This Will Never Happen To You... See The Most Horrific Accident (photo) by jonaji(m): 11:04am On Nov 28, 2014
This is really horrific and shall never be anyone's lot....... Can't even see it twice ........

Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Chase U by jonaji(m): 8:45pm On Nov 26, 2014
VickyyB:
Mtcheew
Don't hiss ....... Tell him how to go about it ....... By the way, can we hook up ?
Religion / What Was Your Most Awkward/desperate Desire..... by jonaji(m): 1:07pm On Nov 23, 2014
So this thread is dedicated to share our most awkward/ desperate desire or request that we may have once had ....... Mine goes thus;
When I was much younger...... I had this prayer request for "Increase in height" grin brought about by the incessant mocking and disgrace by my mates calling me dwarf, shorty and even calling me AKI and PaWPAW (Nollywood actors) >: >: It was a very dreadful moment because I lost confidence and was afraid of associating with my mates.......
But its now a different case, have had an increase in my height and I have the Highest self esteem (though not brought about by the increase in height)
So guys, share your most awkward/desperate desire or request you may have had .......
Romance / Ladies are no Longer serious with Relationship Again or What ? by jonaji(m): 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2014
The Many countless threads by guys pointing out the many flaws, indifferences, draw backs, frustrations, insensitivity, disregard, disrespect, trouble etc displayed by Nigerian ladies is at an alarming rate and is no longer an issue to the taken for fun......... If it continues like this then am afraid the stability of future marriages is not guaranteed which will by far a worst case than the Current complexity .....
Is it that Ladies are no longer serious about having a stable relationship, or they have been brain washed by the many fairytales or are totally clueless of Relationship issues ? Don't you want the same marriage stability your parents enjoyed ? Please wake up and get serious ......
The guys should be the leaders in ensuring stability in relationship, take charge, fulfil your obligations, respect her, have a high tolerance capacity and LOVE HER WELL.......
Practising a good amount of these should restore those good times...
I see you all succeeding and making the most of your relationship !!!!

#JONAJI D' COLOSSUS

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Webmasters / Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by jonaji(m): 1:39am On Nov 14, 2014
Naijazoom:


Dhtml you are a fo0l, i had respect for you before thinking you even know a little, but you're very stupeed ahaha, your clouded reasoning has made me seen how unintelligent you are, if you don't start thinking like a webdeveloper you'll die with your ego... do you think i don't know what you know? i can even teach you things... i'm becoming popular and i'm earning enough with my adSense you're here talking trash who's hurt?, someone from Olx called me to give me a job to develop a forum website and i'm having plenty web projects, as far as wapka gives Html, JavaScript and Css i can do anything, now i see how retarded your reasonings are, you are not even a webdeveloper! Wapka is just like a notepad that you write html, css and javaScript codes, then the browser executes it. i can teach you if you want.. Thanks grin
Please teach me.......
Webmasters / Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by jonaji(m): 1:31am On Nov 14, 2014
Codedboy95:
bla bla bla bla.. dropped wapka 2yrs back.. i will say it really helped me tho. i am now based on php, started learning python last week.. and i will say it has been fun smiley
An aspiring developer..... Do help me get started please !!!!!!
Webmasters / Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by jonaji(m): 1:29am On Nov 14, 2014
Donpuzo:
Wtf ever happened to the section. This is why I hardly ever come here. With over a decade experience in developing and programming. And building frameworks as powerful as joomla and drupal. Contributing in sourceforge and other top notch Web developers hub...Writing script that many developers, programmers and designers have relied on for years. Developing Api like the Nigerian stock exchange own, some wapka kid will come and say thrash to dhtml.

With great experience in programming, and popularizing and making others like my humble sef switch to Dhtml. Encouraging me to learn Ajax technology when the web in Nigeria was pretty much dust, someone will come and saying nonsense.

Can someone please call back yawatide, dhtml(real one), segsalerty, dualcore, quadrillion, lojik, pc guru, sisqology and our former moderator back then. This new kids and destroying the web industry. Back then it was competition and growth. Learning and exchange of ideas. That was what made me bearly 2years into the game able to mentor and build naijaloaded for a desperately thristy developer who wanted to change the face of the web(Mankind)

How can someone claim to be a programmer and yet does not use a platform or know a platform for server side programming. Are you mad

I take it as plain laziness or stupidity. This shit makes me no longer want to ever bother about the web industry or IT in general. No one wants to see lines of codes or debug anymore?

Damn I am out. Before some teenage wapka boy take on me and call me names!

Change is what we require...For the record Dhtml is still god of the web in Nigeria!!! At least I feel so

No body is bringing codes to debug here anymore. No body is strenching the limit of client side programming anymore. No body is talking about object oriented programming here. No reviews on sensible sites, no sharing of ebooks on programming and web development.

@Dhml. My advice is to ignore and give this guys space. If they want to remain stagnant and don't want to learn or improve let them be. Let those that want to learn and be better developers and programmers join the sail. Let the rest self destroy. Time always tell mediocrity from expertise
An aspiring developer...... Do help me get started please ..........
Webmasters / Re: Weird World Of A Webmaster by jonaji(m): 1:25am On Nov 14, 2014
Naijazoom:




cheesy grin you know very well I can do better than that bro...... Also I'm more of a programmer/Developer so I don't stress if you say I'm not a webmaster, I can code even heaven with wapka with my JavaScript/jQuery/CSS knowledge.... It won't take me 2hours to clone that Nairaland site but I just don't say wow to that type of design.... Also check this wapka sites with Pc when you're less busy Naijazoom.com, Hmtsoft.com and Guruswapaz.net my site Naijazoom had powerful features back in july but I removed em cos of adsense, I'm even working on a notification system on my site where you get notified if user comment or likes your post... I just stopped adding features because of adsense (needed a simple design). I'm going to switch to Sever Side (PHP) next year when I finish my Quest with PHP/MySql... But Naijazoom will remain on wapka... Till when they support Php in future.... I don't brag... My work will speak for me.... When I finish my PHP script... Nairaland is too simple bro maybe you can't do a design like that on your own.... Give me something harder to code... I've even looked it up on my Console and debugged it, no much Js library the owner just know how to design style sheets.. wink #Peace
An aspiring developer........ Do help me get started please.........
Family / Re: Hilarious !!! What Is She Doing ? (photo) by jonaji(m): 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2014
jahson19:
u fucking pervert @op

You seem to have an acute disability in understanding things........ How is this picture in anyway depicts perverseness ?? shame on you!!!
Family / Re: Hilarious !!! What Is She Doing ? (photo) by jonaji(m): 1:00pm On Nov 07, 2014
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Family / Hilarious !!! What Is She Doing ? (photo) by jonaji(m): 11:02am On Nov 07, 2014
So. UNICEF says 49 Million Nigerians Still Defecate Openly......... How do we curtail this number ?
What could this little girl doing ? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Religion / Re: Download "Mali Is…" Album By Mali Music by jonaji(m): 8:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
Youpele52:
I came to know about Mali Music through Lecrae on his track “Tell the world” ever since I’ve became a friend to Mali. A good follower of his music. My favorites of his songs are “All I have to give”, “Make me new”, “Yahweh”, “Broken Spirit”, “Walk on water”, “Deep blood red”, “The Name” and gracefully “The Job’s Experience” which video is greatest video Mali has made. And the story line(lyrics) is soul soothing.
After releasing his “Mali Is…” EP last of which some of my faves are “Heavy love”, “Ready aim” “No fun alone”.
“Mali Is…” album truly is “Mali Is…” EP on steroid.
Loving the weight.



Link

Torrent

kickass.to/mali-music-mali-is-2014-itunes-album-the-hh-t9261029.html



Zip/rar


www.mediafire.com/download/3b97k81drcab9ig/Mali-Music-Mali-Is-2014.rar


He is my best Gospel artist ....... Do you have the link his latest music ?
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Can Make You Reject A Guy ? by jonaji(m): 1:40pm On Nov 05, 2014
Tobilols:
Well some men cant just keep their hands to them selves, they get way too physical during the "getting to know ourselves period"
And that turns you off right ?
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Can Make You Reject A Guy ? by jonaji(m): 1:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
sexyseun:
I so much love a guy that can pound me very well till i faint pata pata. If he doesn't fall into that category its a no no for me, mind you i would ask him before i accept all his advances. The question always remain the same

Can you fck very well?
Have u taken ur "think well " drugs today ??

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