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Unionised: Oh, the joys of travelling that never before trodden path...

No pot holes, no speed bumps and no slippery slopes,

Oh, the joy

How does this "joy "gurantee a happy sex life and a smooth home ?

Getting married to a lady or a guy who hasn't been laid on is seen by many as a yardstick for purity, key to successful marriage and many others.... While for some who have popped the cherry, reverse is seen as the case for them.


So this thread is meant to discuss the benefits of marrying a virgin and for those who married as virgins.... What are the benefits you have derived ?
Let's discuss.....

Khalessi: Huh? Are you talking about scooby doo or dooby scoo?

Hmmm.... Tell me about the real scooby do then !!

Khalessi: You never watch scooby before no lie.

Lol..... He always act as the mysterious one and would be discovered @ the end

pussygotlips: Scooby doo where are u?we are jst having fun........

Funny dog.... Always playing the vilian

purplesummer: Scooby doo had dark spots, this one isn't spotted.

I love this one though. Cute.

Indeed you are an ardent follower of scooby doo.... Its been long I watched it.... When last did u ?

Uricas: Until he lay hand on Ebola victim... Nah wash!

The righteous have no cause to fear.... Jesus Christ gives us victory over all

This is the word for the Hour:
Here is what he has to say:

EBOLA VIRUS: BISHOP OYEDEPO THUNDERS
*Ebola knows it cannot come near where I stay
*Can Ebola access Jesus?
*Science is eternally inferior to scriptures
*Every man is a victim of his fear
*At this rate, very soon, husband will be
dodging wife and children and pastors will refuse to lay hands on the sick he says
*Organises feet washing service for millions in
over 6000 church branches worldwide in
‘Hossana night’.
*Insists on Church’s traditional “Exceeding
Grace” HANDSHAKE

MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OFKNOWLEDGE
Bishop Oyedepo
Let me address this noisome pestilence called
“EBOLA”
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
Hosea 4:6
Bitter Kola is suddenly scarce in town
People buy bags of salt, drinking salt in water
and reading Psalm 91 into it.

Two people were recently admitted into a hospital in Jos for taking excess salt There shall be several noisome pestilences
before Jesus comes, not just Ebola
The Word says “He that dwelleth in the secret
place of the Most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty”
Psalm 91:1
Every child of the Lord that is dwelling in the Lord is by the law of the Spirit exempted from
whatever plague the world suffers.
Psalm 91:2 ‘I will SAY of the Lord….my God in whom will I trust’
What you say matters.
Psalm 91: 10…Neither shall ANY PLAGUE come
nigh thy dwelling.
Whatever you believe is what you become.
By redemption, you are ordained for
exemption.
The reason why many are in economic crisis is
because we over identify with the environment
outside the Kingdom so we become a partaker
of their crisis.

Many years ago, small pox invaded my area; the
next morning, every of my neighbours came
out painted white except my family.
You need the exemption mentality not to be
afflicted.
“As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he”
Proverbs 23:7

The new testament church is superior to the old
testament church yet the old testament church
enjoyed exemption. Acts 7:38
Exodus 8:22
“And I will SEVER in that day the land of Goshen,
in which MY PEOPLE dwell, that no swarms of flies shall be there; to the end thou mayest KNOW that I am the Lord in the midst of theearth”.Exodus 9:4
“And the Lord shall SEVER between the cattle of
Israel and the cattle of Egypt…..”
Even your cattles or animals are
exempted….and you are much more valuable
than the sparrow.
When bird flu came, it went everywhere, but
there were places it didn’t go
Otherwise, soon, you won’t shake your wife and you will avoid your children
You still have to go to the market to buy and eat They will soon say don’t eat with your hand
If they say that, it will kill me (laugh)
All the dining rooms in my house have
handwash basins
When you eat pounded yam with fork, you have
dispounded yammed it because you pound
yam at two levels; with the mortar and with your
hand
Can you imagine saying we will not hold Shiloh
because of Ebola?

Instead of reading Psalm 91 into salt and eating bitter kola like a herbalist, take a shot of the anointing oil Science is eternally inferior to Scriptures
Bible calls it falsehood
1 Timothy 6:20-21 “….keep that which is
committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and
vain babblings, and OPPOSITIONS OF SCIENCE
FALSELY so called: Which some Professing have
ERRED concerning the Faith……”
Does it mean pastors will now be dodging instead of laying hands on members?

It is nonsense to be a victim of the ‘fear of Ebola’
Soon, at the slightest temperature of your child,
you will say Ebola has come and the moment
you say it, it will answer.
Ebola is cursed and goes back to the sea.
The presence of the Ark of the Lord in West Africa rejects it The Apostolic Unction on my life rejects it
Otherwise, we will all start wearing gloves
Everybody is struggling economically except
your church
You are a tither and Ebola comes to do what?
“I will rebuke the devourer for your sake…”;
Ebola is also a devourer
For your sake, Ebola will not have access to your
lineage Soon they will say don’t enter bus and people
will trek from Sango to Victoria Island and leave
home by 4am
The children of Israel were exempted
Exodus 11:7
“But against ANY of the children of Israel shall
NOT a dog move his tongue, against man or
beast: that ye may know how that the Lord doth
put a DIFFERENCE between the Egyptians and
Israel”.
How Do I Enjoy My Exemption
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
What we need is an understanding of the
mysteries of Christ
The mysteries of Christ are superior to any
scientific prescription in the world
Apostles and prophets are custodians of these
mysteries
Can Ebola access Jesus? Where is it Eboloing
from?
Ephesians 3:1-3,5,8-11. Colossians 1:7, 1
Corinthians 3:7
In South Africa many years ago, the Burbonic
plague ravaged them however John G Lake kept
using his hands to take foam from the mouth of
those infected while praying for them and never
got infected. He was taken for a lab test where it
was realized that the Burbonic germs or virus
died on contact with his hand.
Any contact you have with Ebola, the virus will
die

#1. The Mystery of the Blood of Sprinkling
When going out in the morning, sprinkle the blood You either embrace the spiritual solution or you
keep struggling with the science of the sickness which is catching doctors themselves Anytime the drugs for Ebola come out eventually, they will cost a fortune.God has put in our hands the cheapest and most effective drug

#2. The Holy Communion
Take it every morning except when fasting
You have your spiritual armoury, don’t let them
devalue these things for you
These are mysteries of the Kingdom that deliver. out of every circumstance
Ebola knows it can not come near where I stay That thing came from hell because West Africa is about coming into the economic and spiritual limelight Now that the security issue is being tackled, now Ebola
It is a spiritual battle over our region
The government should consult our ministry to
know how to deal with it
If I serve you Holy Communion and you take it
in faith, you are free 1 Corinthians 11:23-30

#3. The Mystery of Feet Washing
Engage this mystery
#4. It is also a time to invoke covenant practice
“I will rebuke the devourer for your sake”
Malachi 3:10, 4;1-2
I decree your exemption by the efficacy of
covenant practice

#5. Your love for God is of utmost importance God protects his lovers
He that dwells in love dwells in God and God in him 1 John 4:16-19
Every man is a victim of his fear
Job 3:25
Fear brought Job down though he was a
perfect man
The love of God casts out fear
Isaiah 8:13
When you give in to fear, you enter into fear Let your exemption mentality come alive We must not be reduced to mad people

#6. High Praises
Praises to God makes you unbeatable,
indestructible and unmolestable
Ebola will never be near you or your family as we praise God, any virus will be sweated out of our bodies You can dance your way to fulfillment of
scriptures in your life
Psalm 149
There is migraine, malaria in town, some people have never experienced it
Peter’s mother had fever but Jesus rebuked the fever not parasite.It is not a parasite, it is an attack of the devil BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, AFRICA IS DELIVERED FROM EBOLA

Source:http://
bukolaadeoludele./

Still remember the cartoon ?? It was one of my favourites.....

BRAVE Mohammad Kaleem shows the giant deformed hands that are making his childhood a Misery.
The eight-year-old cannot go to school for fear of frightening other kids or being bullied.
He struggles with basic tasks and even needs help
to eat — but his family are too poor to afford the treatment he needs.

source : www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5838186/Indian-boy-with-giant-hands-weighing-1st-4lbs.html?CMP=SOC-Sun-Twitter-11_20_2013-191-0-0-0

Wizkid is currently in London for a show or two. The Bombay superstar took a stop at Tottenham and Togolese striker Emmanuel Adebayor’s house in North London where he had his dinner.
Wizkid shared the photo on Instagram
Dinner with my brother @e_adebayor !! Thanks for always showing me a good time! God bless bro!

Really nice to see Taye looking good....... hope he gets his career back on track soon

codeworks: I can cook but is not big deal...

But you can code ryt ? I would offer U cooking lessons in exchange to coding ??

henryobinna: yea.. even better than you.

Am sure U wouldn't want a competition .... Amma whoop U so bad

Dragonking: I am cooking this friday..which me luck.

Go and do exploits

and he tagged it "I wanna spend more time with family "

Nice afro cut...... But I think It was not well done...... I would have done better if he came to me ;DM ladies... You like ?

Incredible indeed..... Ladies would you allow such on your big day ?

Good to see the erstwhile defender again ....... Cute Kids ?

This is so adorable ....... Cute son you have osaze

alabiyemmy: hammer = h
nail = n

h + n = 1.10 (hammer + nail cost 1.10)
h = n + 1 (hammer cost 1 more than nail)

putting 2nd equation into first,

h + n = 1.10
becomes
n + 1 + n = 1.10

this means 2n + 1 = 1.10
so 2n = 0.10
so n = 0.05 (nail costs 0.05)

as h = n + 1
h = 0.05 + 1
so h = 1.05

so the hammer costs 1.05 and the nail cost 0.05

then check this works with original problem

hammer + nail = 1.10 .... yes
hammer costs 1 more than nail ... yes

problem solved!

You nailed it !!! Congratulations !!!

A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost?

I hope this helps explaining the deadly disease....... None of Urs shall contact it In Jesus Name !!! AMen

...... Hope You now know. How to kiss

So U have the chance to build ur Man with $5million ..... What would him be made of ??
The pix below will guide you......

Oh yeahs.... Ladies in the house ... Isn't this one of ur Fantasies ??
And If U've have one already ...... Flaunt it for all to sEe.....

This looks scary...... With the Pentadactyl limb

OkikiOluwa1: I cook ewa agan-yin stew (beans stew), coconut rice, vegetable with melon & assorted meats, fish.

Last Bullet
They are my favorites

I appreciate guys who can cook..... Its a great advantage !!! Kudos !!

I am very proud of this skill I possess and would like to know how many guys on this forum have this cooking skill...... Am very good with cooking and It has elevated my status among my peers..... So guys can you cook ??

I am very proud of this skill I possess and would like to know how many guys on this forum have this cooking skill...... Am very good with cooking and It has elevated my status among my peers..... So guys can you cook ??

........it should be abolished ASAP and the government should pass a legislation on tribal markings ....
It has been happening for centuries and it's accepted. But there are those who believe that when it's done on a child who has no say in the matter, its a clear case of child abuse. They've tried to kick against it ...with of course...no luck! What do you think of tribal marks on children? Let's discuss!

Good day peeps..... A fan of don jazzy shared this just for fun...... Hope your day is going fine ? .......