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Romance / Re: Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin... by jonaji(m): 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Unionised: Oh, the joys of travelling that never before trodden path...How does this "joy "gurantee a happy sex life and a smooth home ? 1 Like |
Romance / Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin... by jonaji(m): 4:24pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Getting married to a lady or a guy who hasn't been laid on is seen by many as a yardstick for purity, key to successful marriage and many others.... While for some who have popped the cherry, reverse is seen as the case for them. So this thread is meant to discuss the benefits of marrying a virgin and for those who married as virgins.... What are the benefits you have derived ? Let's discuss..... |
Celebrities / Re: Here's A Picture Of A Real Life Scooby Doo by jonaji(m): 5:03pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Khalessi:Hmmm.... Tell me about the real scooby do then !! |
Celebrities / Re: Here's A Picture Of A Real Life Scooby Doo by jonaji(m): 11:52am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Khalessi:Lol..... He always act as the mysterious one and would be discovered @ the end |
Celebrities / Re: Here's A Picture Of A Real Life Scooby Doo by jonaji(m): 9:46pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
pussygotlips: Scooby doo where are u?we are jst having fun........Funny dog.... Always playing the vilian |
Celebrities / Re: Here's A Picture Of A Real Life Scooby Doo by jonaji(m): 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
purplesummer: Scooby doo had dark spots, this one isn't spotted.Indeed you are an ardent follower of scooby doo.... Its been long I watched it.... When last did u ? |
Health / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Attacks Ebola, Reassures of Victory over Ebola.. by jonaji(m): 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Uricas: Until he lay hand on Ebola victim... Nah wash!The righteous have no cause to fear.... Jesus Christ gives us victory over all |
Health / Bishop Oyedepo Attacks Ebola, Reassures of Victory over Ebola.. by jonaji(m): 9:09pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
This is the word for the Hour: Here is what he has to say: EBOLA VIRUS: BISHOP OYEDEPO THUNDERS *Ebola knows it cannot come near where I stay *Can Ebola access Jesus? *Science is eternally inferior to scriptures *Every man is a victim of his fear *At this rate, very soon, husband will be dodging wife and children and pastors will refuse to lay hands on the sick he says *Organises feet washing service for millions in over 6000 church branches worldwide in ‘Hossana night’. *Insists on Church’s traditional “Exceeding Grace” HANDSHAKE MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OFKNOWLEDGE Bishop Oyedepo Let me address this noisome pestilence called “EBOLA” My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge Hosea 4:6 Bitter Kola is suddenly scarce in town People buy bags of salt, drinking salt in water and reading Psalm 91 into it. Two people were recently admitted into a hospital in Jos for taking excess salt There shall be several noisome pestilences before Jesus comes, not just Ebola The Word says “He that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty” Psalm 91:1 Every child of the Lord that is dwelling in the Lord is by the law of the Spirit exempted from whatever plague the world suffers. Psalm 91:2 ‘I will SAY of the Lord….my God in whom will I trust’ What you say matters. Psalm 91: 10…Neither shall ANY PLAGUE come nigh thy dwelling. Whatever you believe is what you become. By redemption, you are ordained for exemption. The reason why many are in economic crisis is because we over identify with the environment outside the Kingdom so we become a partaker of their crisis. Many years ago, small pox invaded my area; the next morning, every of my neighbours came out painted white except my family. You need the exemption mentality not to be afflicted. “As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he” Proverbs 23:7 The new testament church is superior to the old testament church yet the old testament church enjoyed exemption. Acts 7:38 Exodus 8:22 “And I will SEVER in that day the land of Goshen, in which MY PEOPLE dwell, that no swarms of flies shall be there; to the end thou mayest KNOW that I am the Lord in the midst of theearth”.Exodus 9:4 “And the Lord shall SEVER between the cattle of Israel and the cattle of Egypt…..” Even your cattles or animals are exempted….and you are much more valuable than the sparrow. When bird flu came, it went everywhere, but there were places it didn’t go Otherwise, soon, you won’t shake your wife and you will avoid your children You still have to go to the market to buy and eat They will soon say don’t eat with your hand If they say that, it will kill me (laugh) All the dining rooms in my house have handwash basins When you eat pounded yam with fork, you have dispounded yammed it because you pound yam at two levels; with the mortar and with your hand Can you imagine saying we will not hold Shiloh because of Ebola? Instead of reading Psalm 91 into salt and eating bitter kola like a herbalist, take a shot of the anointing oil Science is eternally inferior to Scriptures Bible calls it falsehood 1 Timothy 6:20-21 “….keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and OPPOSITIONS OF SCIENCE FALSELY so called: Which some Professing have ERRED concerning the Faith……” Does it mean pastors will now be dodging instead of laying hands on members? It is nonsense to be a victim of the ‘fear of Ebola’ Soon, at the slightest temperature of your child, you will say Ebola has come and the moment you say it, it will answer. Ebola is cursed and goes back to the sea. The presence of the Ark of the Lord in West Africa rejects it The Apostolic Unction on my life rejects it Otherwise, we will all start wearing gloves Everybody is struggling economically except your church You are a tither and Ebola comes to do what? “I will rebuke the devourer for your sake…”; Ebola is also a devourer For your sake, Ebola will not have access to your lineage Soon they will say don’t enter bus and people will trek from Sango to Victoria Island and leave home by 4am The children of Israel were exempted Exodus 11:7 “But against ANY of the children of Israel shall NOT a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the Lord doth put a DIFFERENCE between the Egyptians and Israel”. How Do I Enjoy My Exemption My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge What we need is an understanding of the mysteries of Christ The mysteries of Christ are superior to any scientific prescription in the world Apostles and prophets are custodians of these mysteries Can Ebola access Jesus? Where is it Eboloing from? Ephesians 3:1-3,5,8-11. Colossians 1:7, 1 Corinthians 3:7 In South Africa many years ago, the Burbonic plague ravaged them however John G Lake kept using his hands to take foam from the mouth of those infected while praying for them and never got infected. He was taken for a lab test where it was realized that the Burbonic germs or virus died on contact with his hand. Any contact you have with Ebola, the virus will die #1. The Mystery of the Blood of Sprinkling When going out in the morning, sprinkle the blood You either embrace the spiritual solution or you keep struggling with the science of the sickness which is catching doctors themselves Anytime the drugs for Ebola come out eventually, they will cost a fortune.God has put in our hands the cheapest and most effective drug #2. The Holy Communion Take it every morning except when fasting You have your spiritual armoury, don’t let them devalue these things for you These are mysteries of the Kingdom that deliver. out of every circumstance Ebola knows it can not come near where I stay That thing came from hell because West Africa is about coming into the economic and spiritual limelight Now that the security issue is being tackled, now Ebola It is a spiritual battle over our region The government should consult our ministry to know how to deal with it If I serve you Holy Communion and you take it in faith, you are free 1 Corinthians 11:23-30 #3. The Mystery of Feet Washing Engage this mystery #4. It is also a time to invoke covenant practice “I will rebuke the devourer for your sake” Malachi 3:10, 4;1-2 I decree your exemption by the efficacy of covenant practice #5. Your love for God is of utmost importance God protects his lovers He that dwells in love dwells in God and God in him 1 John 4:16-19 Every man is a victim of his fear Job 3:25 Fear brought Job down though he was a perfect man The love of God casts out fear Isaiah 8:13 When you give in to fear, you enter into fear Let your exemption mentality come alive We must not be reduced to mad people #6. High Praises Praises to God makes you unbeatable, indestructible and unmolestable Ebola will never be near you or your family as we praise God, any virus will be sweated out of our bodies You can dance your way to fulfillment of scriptures in your life Psalm 149 There is migraine, malaria in town, some people have never experienced it Peter’s mother had fever but Jesus rebuked the fever not parasite.It is not a parasite, it is an attack of the devil BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, AFRICA IS DELIVERED FROM EBOLA Source:http:// bukolaadeoludele./ |
Celebrities / Here's A Picture Of A Real Life Scooby Doo by jonaji(m): 8:28pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Still remember the cartoon ?? It was one of my favourites.....
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Health / Photo:i Can't Go To School Cause I Will Scare Other Kids.agony Of A Kid by jonaji(m): 9:39am On Aug 19, 2014 |
BRAVE Mohammad Kaleem shows the giant deformed hands that are making his childhood a Misery. The eight-year-old cannot go to school for fear of frightening other kids or being bullied. He struggles with basic tasks and even needs help to eat — but his family are too poor to afford the treatment he needs. source : www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5838186/Indian-boy-with-giant-hands-weighing-1st-4lbs.html?CMP=SOC-Sun-Twitter-11_20_2013-191-0-0-0
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Celebrities / Photo: Wizkid Enjoys Dinner With Emmanuel Adebayor by jonaji(m): 12:31am On Aug 19, 2014 |
Wizkid is currently in London for a show or two. The Bombay superstar took a stop at Tottenham and Togolese striker Emmanuel Adebayor’s house in North London where he had his dinner. Wizkid shared the photo on Instagram Dinner with my brother @e_adebayor !! Thanks for always showing me a good time! God bless bro!
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Celebrities / Supercool; Taye Taiwo Like You Have Never Seen (photo) by jonaji(m): 7:22pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Really nice to see Taye looking good....... hope he gets his career back on track soon 1 Like
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Food / Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
codeworks: I can cook but is not big deal...But you can code ryt ? I would offer U cooking lessons in exchange to coding ?? |
Food / Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 3:50pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
henryobinna: yea.. even better than you.Am sure U wouldn't want a competition .... Amma whoop U so bad |
Food / Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 3:49pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Dragonking: I am cooking this friday..which me luck.Go and do exploits |
Celebrities / Photo: Howard Webb Releases Family Picture To Mark His Retirement by jonaji(m): 1:47am On Aug 07, 2014 |
and he tagged it "I wanna spend more time with family "
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Celebrities / Photo: Leo Messi Shows Off His New Haircut For The New Season by jonaji(m): 8:46pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
Nice afro cut...... But I think It was not well done...... I would have done better if he came to me ;DM ladies... You like ?
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Celebrities / Photo: See The Most Incredible Wedding Cake Of All Time.... by jonaji(m): 10:44am On Aug 05, 2014 |
Incredible indeed..... Ladies would you allow such on your big day ?
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Celebrities / Taye Taiwo Shows-Off His Cute Kids by jonaji(m): 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Good to see the erstwhile defender again ....... Cute Kids ? 58 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Adorable Photo Of Osaze Odemwingie And His Cute Son ... by jonaji(m): 6:22pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
This is so adorable ....... Cute son you have osaze 1 Like
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Education / Re: You Think You Maths? Come In And Solve This (photo) by jonaji(m): 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
alabiyemmy: hammer = hYou nailed it !!! Congratulations !!! |
Education / You Think You Maths? Come In And Solve This (photo) by jonaji(m): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost?
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Health / Photo: A Well Defined Diagram Of The Symptoms Of Ebola Disease by jonaji(m): 12:31pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
I hope this helps explaining the deadly disease....... None of Urs shall contact it In Jesus Name !!! AMen
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Jokes Etc / This Photo Shows Us How To Kiss (18+) by jonaji(m): 11:08pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
...... Hope You now know. How to kiss
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Romance / Ladies Let's Play This Game Of Building Your Man *interesting* by jonaji(m): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2014 |
So U have the chance to build ur Man with $5million ..... What would him be made of ?? The pix below will guide you......
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Romance / Photo: What Every Lady Needs...... by jonaji(m): 8:25am On Jul 28, 2014 |
Oh yeahs.... Ladies in the house ... Isn't this one of ur Fantasies ?? And If U've have one already ...... Flaunt it for all to sEe.....
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Food / Incredible!! Would You Eat This Kind Of Carrot ?? (photo) by jonaji(m): 9:23pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
This looks scary...... With the Pentadactyl limb
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Food / Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 10:48pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
OkikiOluwa1: I cook ewa agan-yin stew (beans stew), coconut rice, vegetable with melon & assorted meats, fish.I appreciate guys who can cook..... Its a great advantage !!! Kudos !! 2 Likes |
Food / Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 9:58pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
I am very proud of this skill I possess and would like to know how many guys on this forum have this cooking skill...... Am very good with cooking and It has elevated my status among my peers..... So guys can you cook ?? 3 Likes
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Food / Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by jonaji(m): 9:39pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
I am very proud of this skill I possess and would like to know how many guys on this forum have this cooking skill...... Am very good with cooking and It has elevated my status among my peers..... So guys can you cook ??
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Family / Photo: Would You Allow Culture And Tradition Give Your Child Tribal Mark ? by jonaji(m): 11:37pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
........it should be abolished ASAP and the government should pass a legislation on tribal markings .... It has been happening for centuries and it's accepted. But there are those who believe that when it's done on a child who has no say in the matter, its a clear case of child abuse. They've tried to kick against it ...with of course...no luck! What do you think of tribal marks on children? Let's discuss! 4 Likes
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Celebrities / Shocking Photo: See Proof That Dorobucci Is Illuminati .... by jonaji(m): 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Good day peeps..... A fan of don jazzy shared this just for fun...... Hope your day is going fine ? ....... 1 Like
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