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PoliticsRe: Court Denies El-Rufai Bail, Orders Continued ICPC Detention by jonsn: 4:57pm On Jun 30
HelipsTech:
This elrufai challenged Buhari and Emefiele on cash scarcity for the sake of Tinubu, he supported Tinubu in place of his friend CRA, went to Chatham House, and used his hard earned wisdom to defend Tinubu, even when Tinubu obviously does not have a blueprint. Now look at him, he was thrown under board after 3 months of Tinubu
BAT did no wrong regarding El Rufai's ministerial ambition.
See, when you're applying for a job and people that work with your aspiring boss give bad references that are glaring and convincing about you, bro, there's nothing your boss can do.
It's called: You have outplayed yourself 😁😄🤣
CultureRe: Dove At My Window: What Does This Signify? (Video) by jonsn: 12:58pm On Jun 26
Please, someone should help me also.
I saw two dogs at the front of my house. What could it signify?

Also, my friend said he saw a lizard on his wall. What could that also mean?

Please, if a rat is hiding in someone's house, does it mean anything?

🙄

miniziter:
This dove bird come every morning pecking on my window.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQEtYFuu_M
Foreign AffairsRe: How China Will Crumble As World Power - The US Sun by jonsn: 11:01am On Jun 10
CanadaOrBust:
This is KARMA. All those decades of one-child policy, the blood of all those aborted children (and all the children never given a chance to exist) will never let China be truly great like US.

They thought once they lift the one-child policy women will go back to having many children. Didn't happen - women decided they liked having only one child.grin

Lesson: Women are doing us a favor having our children. If for one reason or another they decide to stop doing it, we are FINISHED!



https://www.the-sun.com/news/16464819/china-exposed-population-xi-jinping-birth-death/
Whoever came up with this conclusion must be disillusioned. Period.
TV/MoviesSeun Okinbaloye Vs Rufai Oseni by jonsn(op): 1:18pm On Jun 05
Who Is The Better TV News Interviewer amongst these two?
FamilyRe: If You Have A Beautiful Marriage Please Tell Us The Secret by jonsn: 11:57am On Apr 15
I've got a great marriage and can tell you for free that if you marry right, you would enjoy your life. Marry wrongly, and you would have to endure unnecessary things when you could have enjoyed them.

Here's how you can do it.

1. Pray (earnestly) to God to link you with someone he has prepared for you. Yes, God matches people. It's VERY real. But you MUST be committed to be faithful to your partner ONLY.

2. Prepare to be the right man, husband, and father to your family members (not that I claim that I have become the perfect man, Far from it. I still learn to be better everyday). You cannot give what you don't have.

3. Be very sensitive to whom to marry. Don't be bent on marrying a pretty face, fair chick, and all those other imaginary fantasies you have listed your spec-list. Follow your gut (spirit), not hormones. There are always red flags to deter you from wolves. Increase the bandwidth of your frequency. Again, be sensitive.

4. Understand that there are times and seasons. In all, enjoy every moment and live in the present. Record them for stories too.

5. Be patient. Do not speak hastily. Always listen more.

6. Durring disagreements, talk it out. You must not let quarrels survive a day in your home. Whatever it is, sort it out within 24 hours. Else, that could allow a seed of destruction to grow in your marriage by doing that.

7. The biggest of all, is to communicate effectively everyday. Spend at least 2 hours together everyday talking, playing, jisting, planning, etc. Without this, I'm sorry, you have no hope.

I really wish people could have happy homes all over the world because it's such a beautiful experience.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'This Is Embarrassing' - Piers Morgan Reacts To Trumps Truth Message by jonsn: 4:15pm On Apr 06
Read Trump's post again. Seems like the words of a frustrated person.
PhonesRe: Throwback: The Nostalgic Days Of Night Browsing Before Romance Scam by jonsn: 7:28pm On Mar 20
The era of Kazaa, myspace, aol, yahoo messenger chatrooms,... chai
EducationRe: Woman Gifts 9-year-old Daughter Iphone 17 For Coming Second In Class by jonsn: 12:44pm On Jan 24
Richtaiwo:
So let me get this straight… all you ever did with an iPhone as a kid was play games, and somehow that makes handing one to a 9-year-old perfectly fine? Wow. Case closed, your honor, you’ve convinced absolutely no one.

Still, my stance stands, there’s nothing wrong with taking a moment to figure out how to genuinely reward the little girl for her hard work, without tossing her a shiny, expensive distraction that’s guaranteed to hijack her focus.
Wish you all the best when the cracks start to show.
EducationRe: Woman Gifts 9-year-old Daughter Iphone 17 For Coming Second In Class by jonsn: 12:42pm On Jan 24
helinues:
If it reach your turn, buy your daughter doughnuts and soft drinks.

Wondering why some people only focus on the bad side of kids using gadgets without considering the positive impacts.

The way you raised your kids would determine how they behave with or without gadgets
The way you sound makes one doubt you're not a parent yet.

If you are, then you are likely deliberately pushing your child into bad parenting or that you're most likely ignorant.
RomanceRe: 2026 And Men Still Want To Marry Virgins ? Upgrade Your Mind by jonsn: 4:15pm On Jan 16
KobolanderSegun:
Me I am Laughing..... In 2026 men are still prioritizing Female Virginity as a yardstick for marriage ? In 2026 !!!

What about Female Intelligence, Female Wisdom, Female Comportment, Female Financial Literacy ? They are not even looking to see whether she can cook. But No she must be a Virgin.

I cannot speak for everyone but no wonder Africa is so backward when you place so much energy on a state God created but you will not look for attributes that come with self development.
Now you know that Nigerian me n don't place so much value on fairly used. Different strokes for different folks.
IslamRe: Muslim Population By Country (% Of Total Population) by jonsn: 4:10pm On Jan 16
Please, where do they get these stats from because I believe that for Nigeria cannot be based on a census report from 20 years ago.





DrMB:
Did you know that some of the world’s highest Muslim populations aren’t where you might expect? From the 100% mark in the Maldives to the growing communities in Europe and the Americas, the global landscape is changing fast.
Which country’s percentage surprised you the most? Did you find your home country on this list?
Check the full rankings below and drop your country's flag in the comments! 👇




Source
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi To FG: Instead Of US, Seek Help From Pakistan, Turkey, Others by jonsn: 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2025
Kingzjayzee:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/sheikh-gumi-to-fg-instead-of-us-seek-help-from-pakistan-turkey-other/
Yes, and other countries like Afganistan, Iran, Iraq, Kyrgyzstan. Abi?

Ode, them go soon lock you up. Enemy of progress.
RomanceRe: As A Man, Which Of These 2 Ladies You Will Go For If You Are Looking For A Wife? by jonsn: 4:15am On Dec 23, 2025
Fiscus105:
Sister A.
WORKING CLASS LADY.
FINANCIAL SUPPORTIVE.
CANNOT COOK/CLEAN.
GOOD IN BED.





Sister B.

JOBLESS LADY BUT CAN MAKE HAIR.
BROKE,BUT CAN PRAY.
CAN COOK & CLEAN.
LAZY IN BED.


For me I will go for sister A and cover up for her shortcomings
Prayer is habits that can be inculcated, and maid will be hired for cleaning.
You did not describe yourself to check compatibility.
PoliticsRe: Why US Imposed Visa Restrictions On Nigerians – Envoy by jonsn: 4:08am On Dec 23, 2025
SmartPolician:
The US imposed visa restrictions on Nigerians. Yet, these same people announced that they would build their biggest consulate on Eko Atlantic.

Does it mean they want to build the world's biggest scam office? An office where Nigerians will keep applying for US visa and keep getting denied and being encouraged to reapply? undecided
He said routine measures. This is a temporary basis. Not permanent.

This is to make the FGN sit up regarding the designation of Nigeria as a country of concern due to it's lackadaisical attitude towards the issue of Christian genocide.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery’s PMS Supply Will Reduce Petrol Price, Says IPMAN by jonsn: 6:23pm On Dec 19, 2025
datola:
Punish the ordinary Nigerians. Howhuh

If Dangote fuel is higher than imported, it's far far better for the economy than imported.

Do you know the value the Dangote refinery is bringing to Nigeriahuh
Has imported ever been cheaper than Dangote's?
If not for the lies the NNPCL has sold Nigerians.
Dangote brings better oil quality, as opposed to what NMDPRA has sold us, and also cushioned FX rate since NNPCL don't have to pay with FX. Dangote brings value, oga.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Releases Specific Details On Farouk's Ahmed 4 Children by jonsn: 12:25pm On Dec 16, 2025
REDshouse:
Why is Dangote bringing himself too low like a politician who does pig fighting. ..

He could have petitioned EFCC on the low key and allow them do their job....


Who is advising Dangote ...he needs a new Adviser
Why are you attracting unnecessary insults to yourself?
Read again what you typed and check if there's anything sensible there.
It's a pity.
PoliticsRe: Challenging Jonathan’s Government Shaped My Career — Lai Mohammed by jonsn: 7:50am On Dec 13, 2025
Orlandoo:
What a man! The legendary Lai Muhammed. Someone who hasn't said any truth since his existence.
The APPC lying machine 🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Naval Officer In Face-Off With Wike Should Be Court-martialled – Asari Dokubo by jonsn: 12:57pm On Nov 13, 2025
nairavsdollars:
https://punchng.com/naval-officer-in-face-off-with-wike-should-be-court-martialled-asari-dokubo/
Ode.

An officer that would be given rapid promotion for doing his duty professionally.

Shioor
PoliticsRe: FG Rejects Trump’s ‘Country Of Particular Concern’ Tag On Nigeria by jonsn: 9:32am On Nov 01, 2025
AMINDA:
Nigeria is having its worst run ever in terms of diplomatic affairs and diplomacy under this government. From the Niger "invasion" fiasco to the ECOWAS exodus and now this. In the midst of all these, we still don't have any ambassador to manage diplomatic fall-outs like this before they blow out of proportion. Diplomacy was left in the hands of pens-for-hire like Reno Omokri and other funny characters.
You should have added FFK on the list of pens for hires.
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Ordered Arrest Of JAMB Officials Who Staged Walkout by jonsn: 12:15pm On Oct 30, 2025
stuffs2002:
The JAMB people expressed their fundamental human right to freedom.

You can't arrest someone for expressing his right to freedom. Had the lawmakers arrested them, the JAMB guys would have sued the lawmakers
When your boss demands your accountability, you can walk out on him. Just tell him that you're exercising your fundamental human right.
Shioor
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Homescreen by jonsn: 6:57pm On Oct 04, 2025
My beautiful Home Screen

RomanceRe: Can You Stay In A Relationship For Five Years Without Cheating Sexually? by jonsn: 11:51pm On Jul 31, 2025
cutecommend:
Ask yourself sincerely on this question. As a guy or lady, can you stay in a relationship for 5 years without cheating sexually? This could be marriage or relationship leading to marriage...

You may have heard people say "we have been together for 5 years" e.t.c. If so, where they faithful throughout the five years?

Rate yourself if you can stay in a relationship or marriage for 5 years.
From personal experience, I can confidently tell you that many people who cheat, do so deliberately and indelliberately because they decided to do so.

I have never cheated on my wife in close to 1 decade of marriage.

There is power in decision.

I decided long before marriage that I would be a one-woman-man. I have not changed, and I plan to keep it that way. K

Do I get tempted? Yes.
Have I cheated on my wife? No.
Why? Because I made that decision so many years ago.
Secondly, I cannot betray the love and trust my wife has for me.
Thirdly, she makes it easier for me by giving it to me anytime I ask. So, why would I think of going to eat 'meat' elsewhere?

My advice?
Try to make the decision early before you get married.

All this is not my ability. It is the grace and the mercy of GOD.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens India For Trading With Russia, Calls Them Dead Economies (Pix) by jonsn: 11:33pm On Jul 31, 2025
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Marries Adaugo As 4th Wife by jonsn: 9:09am On Jul 21, 2025
Nemere2020:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2025/07/20/femi-fani-kayode-reportedly-marries-3rd-wife/
The nan is seriously sick in the head and needs to be checked like asap.

Changing women like thy are cars.

This one weak me 🤔
RomanceRe: You Don't Owe Your Parents Anything by jonsn: 7:37pm On Jul 16, 2025
Sirchiboy:
Parenthood is responsibilty not an avenue to breed kids in the hope of making them your retirement plan.
This is very common in African culture where parents make their kids their life time retirement.
Every parents should plan for their future retirement.
You can decide to support them once in a while but not a most it is your reponsiblity to cater for them in their old age.
I feel sorry for you.
Listen, half baked information is more deadly than no information at all.
When GOD said honour your parents, did he say "honour your father and your mother when you live under their roof or bossom?"

It's glaring to me that you're most probably in your late 20s or early 30s and you still have a lot to understand about life.

May GOD grant you some sense.
Technology MarketOnly Those Born In The 80s Can Identify This Device by jonsn(op): 6:27pm On Jul 06, 2025
I once showed this image to a young boy for him to identify it. He gave me a funny response that got me thinking that maybe a lot of people might not even be aware of what the device actually is.

Do you know what it is?

PropertiesRe: Man Cries Out After Seeing Plumber's Work In His New House (photos/video) by jonsn: 8:38pm On Jul 05, 2025
I wonder what he smoked before doing the job grin
And someone else didn't see anything wrong here wink
Na wa o
EducationRe: What Was Your Style Of Hanging Bag Back In School? (Photo) by jonsn: 4:34pm On Jun 29, 2025
All of the above grin
Good secondary school memories grin
FamilyRe: Out Of This List, Who Do You Confide In During Hard Times? by jonsn: 6:39pm On Jun 16, 2025
Chilipepper:
We all face tough moments in life times when we feel overwhelmed, confused, or just need someone to talk to. Among this list, who is that one person you feel safe confiding in when things get really hard?
A sign of maturity is understanding that the only person you can talk to is nobody but GOD.
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice: A Victim Of Its Own Success? by jonsn: 7:56pm On Jun 06, 2025
[quote author=AnonPoet post=135649440][/quote]DStv gets dragged because it doesn't operate Pay As You Go in its subscription bouquet. Netflix does, and people are happy.
PoliticsRe: Court Fines El-Rufai ₦900M For Rights Violations by jonsn: 11:19pm On May 28, 2025
obataokenwa:
Her acted as a governor and should not be held responsible.
Of course, simple.

Since he acted as a governor (a capacity he could not be held accountable to: due to immunity), now he can be held accountable since he has no immunity.

Suing KSG would not bring justice to the matter. Only politics.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Your Favorite James Bond Movie Character In 007 Films? ( Pictures) by jonsn: 11:11pm On May 28, 2025
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