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RomanceRe: When Does "Dating" Officially Starts In A Relationship? by jonsn: 8:44pm On Aug 15, 2023
Puss360:
After seeing this topic -https://www.nairaland.com/7803848/leave-good-woman-man-because -
I decided to ask when does "We are dating" officially starts in a relationship..

Assuming a guy exchange number with a girl on Friday, they began chatting, on Friday the following week, they met for lunch...

Fast forward to a month later, the guy discovered that Tuesday before the Friday they met for lunch, the girl had sex with a frnd..

Can the guy claim the girl cheated while they were dating??

I'm confused here ..
I have another question.
When is the official time to poop in the toilet?
BusinessRe: Opay CEO, Olu Akanmu, Resigns by jonsn: 1:05pm On Jul 31, 2023
Nemere2020:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/07/31/just-in-opay-nigerias-ceo-olu-akanmu-resigns-amid-companys-5th-anniversary-celebration/
Opay should have issued a press statement by now, so as to douse the situation, instead of allowing their silence vulcanise the customer's tension.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Should Drive MTN, DSTV & Shoprite Out Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by jonsn: 12:51am On Jul 19, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Reno the astute social commentator. The oil on your head will never run dry. I'm in agreement with you.

I dedicate “Oil In My Head” by Black Sheriff to Reno. Great jam!
cry undecided shocked
FoodRe: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by jonsn: 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2023
Kingsley34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpEjTw8DVU?t=8


Nigerians call on authorities to intervene as lady kick starts Snail-A-Thon during which she'd be frying and cooking snail-related meals for 200 hours to set a Guinness World Record.

Over the last few months, Nigerians have taken to using every means accessible to them to set one Guinness World Record or the other.
While the pace had been set by Hilda Baci who began the Cook-a-Thon trend in Nigeria, many a citizen have brought up different ideas.
A video currently making the rounds online captures a lady who began a 200-hour Snail-A-Thon during which she'd be frying nonstop for 8 days.
Many have, however, considered the trend to be spinning out of control and have called on the authorities to do something about the recent GWR frenzy.
Hilda Bacci don get plenty children as mentees ooo 🤣🤣🤣
CareerRe: With My 450k Salary Am Not Still At Ease. by jonsn: 4:25am On Jul 09, 2023
bigfoot79:
Its midlife crisis my brother. It will pass, but regardless of it passing, Follow your guts and acquire new and innovative skillset. I truly feel you
No disrespect but midlife crisis is a superstitious concept. It's not real. Every stage in life, adolescent, teenage-hood, adulthood and even geriatric stages, all have challenges they present. Just scale through.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy On Professional Bodies Removed by jonsn: 11:10am On Jun 28, 2023
Ebubu7:
Bye bye to ASUU, Nigeria Medical Association (NMA), Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN), et cetera receiving funding from FG. Effective 31st December 2026.


Every subsidy is going.

Every Union and council have 2 years to brace up themselves for self funding.

Lecturers, Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses, Engineers and other professional workers will be paying millions per year to their Council now or their license will be revoked grin

Expect price of their services to also increasegrin

This is full time capitalism cheesy

Tinubu with the reforms
This is a bold move. At least, a cost cutting one.

As much as I see it as a bold move, if not careful, it may turn out to be a 'Penny wise, Pound foolish' move, if the funds realised are not well accounted for, and well protected from going into the pockets of corrupt individuals.

Our major problem is that, in this country, people loot public funds but are not held accountable for their actions.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was It Like Growing Up In The 80s And 90s In Lagos by jonsn: 6:23am On Jun 27, 2023
ConfidentialDoc:
A bottle of coke was less than 50k
Honestly, I still clearly remember when it was 35K (kobo) in the 80's.

Even typing the 35K is making me wonder if with the way Nigerian prices defy gravity, that it wouldn't get to 35K indeed.
BusinessRe: CBN Floats Naira - Allows Banks To Trade FOREX Freely At Any Rate by jonsn: 11:34pm On Jun 14, 2023
Tntsi:
Dont be deceived by all these long grammar and paid media promotion gigs all to promote tinubu.
All these have no effect common man on the street.

All these noise being made are paid media promotions to deceive those that will be deceived.

There is a moral burden on tinubu that is too heavy. He did not win the people. He does not have the people's mandate. And so he and his team are bombing the media space with flashy stuffs that have no content.
Watch out for more and more media propagandas and thrash in the name of one thing or the other.

Nobody who steals political power uses it for the good of the people.
You have not stated why the floating of the Naira will have no effect on the average Nigerian.

You only succeeded in condemning the policy.
PoliticsParis Club Refund: FG Orders Stoppage Of Deductions, Directs Refund To States by jonsn(op): 3:34pm On May 28, 2023
The federal government, yesterday, ordered the immediate stoppage of further deductions from the federation account over the Paris Club Funds and immediately directed a refund to the states, the deductions so far made.

In another development, the Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF), has elected the Kwara State Governor, AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq, as its new chairman for the next four years.

At the same time, the Oyo State Governor, Seyi Makinde, was elected the vice chairman of the governors’ forum.

Source: Thisday Newspapers -
www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/05/25/paris-club-refund-fg-orders-stoppage-of-deductions-directs-refund-to-states/amp/
HealthRe: Man Cries Out Over The Type Of Ambulance Donated By Ogun State Government by jonsn: 9:48am On Apr 10, 2023
Definitely a vet ambulance.
CrimeRe: Man Assaults And Films A Lady Naked For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal In Kogi by jonsn: 9:22pm On Apr 03, 2023
Dedeity:
See head like hydra
Hail hydra
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by jonsn: 12:33am On Feb 15, 2023
okosodo:
I do not see any indecency in this dressing except for corrupt minds
No offence, but that is probably because you still do not understand the meaning of indecent dressing.

For reference, indecent dressing means against dress code. Not that she wore a revealing apparel.

You are welcome!
PoliticsRe: Rufai Oseni Shades APC Governors For Going To Meet Buhari Over Naira Redesign by jonsn: 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2023
okeyumez:
This boy called Rufai is a PDP member including all Arise TV crew members. They are hypocrites with no investigative journalism
What is your point?

Oh, because they expose the APC for their selfishness, Rufai and his teammates are now hypocrites.

Shhhiooor.

PoliticsRe: Rufai Oseni Shades APC Governors For Going To Meet Buhari Over Naira Redesign by jonsn: 9:44pm On Feb 05, 2023
okeyumez:
This boy called Rufai is a PDP member including all Arise TV crew members. They are hypocrites with no investigative journalism
What is your point?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Not Serious About His Campaign Strategy. May Lose To Atiku by jonsn: 5:41pm On Sep 09, 2022
Bros, and who told you campaign has started?

Biko be calming down.


sarkinbauchi:
While Peter Obi should be visiting the Northern parts of Nigeria and establishing a strong presence there with his Vice President, commissioning Labour Party offices, he is busy travelling from country to country visiting international organisations thinking all the youths in Nigeria are on lockdown for him.

I'm beginning to see he is not serious at all about his camapaign efforts.
Nigerian youths should think of voting Atiku if the unseriousnesss of Peter Obi continues to persist. We cannot afford to allow APC come back.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Xyples LLC Another Job Scam by jonsn: 12:17pm On Jul 26, 2022
Kassy001:
Interview Is Slated for Monday 10am
Please tell us. How did your interview go?
BusinessRe: How Much Do You Make Weekly Or Monthly, And How? by jonsn: 12:51am On May 09, 2022
WHY? SO THAT YOU COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO WIDEN THE TAX-NET FOR THE PEOPLE YOU WORK FOR?

Notyourtype:
Hello nairalanders,

I believe we have self employed millonaires in this forum, people with different mindset and different business tips, doing legit business and paying their bills by their self.
While some would want to keep their source of wealth a secrete, i believe others are ready to share theirs and help others today.

There are lots of things that we we can do to make money, both online and offline without going out to look for job, expecially in this our present time when mobile phones and internet plays a major role in the business sector.

There are lots of litle businesses out there that can make you pay your bills by yourself, but if you don't know them, you won't know they exist unless you are being told. That is why i want us to motivate each others today, that litle tips you are about to share will go along way in someone's live today.

So,

How much do you make monthly,

How do you make it?

'share with others now'

May God bless you as you share with others.
PoliticsRe: 2023: APC Rakes In N21.93bn From 22 Presidential, 105 Guber, 1198 NASS Aspirants by jonsn: 9:24pm On May 07, 2022
21 billion NGN ke?

Are you saying they sold the forms to 210 participants at 100 million NGN?

No disrespect but I just kept scratching my head and almost cut my scalp in the process.

E no add up.
HealthRe: Young Lady, Adaeze Regina Okoh Commits Suicide; Family Alleges Murder (photos) by jonsn: 4:14pm On Apr 17, 2022
Watching Hollywood detective movies could sometimes make you smarter. Nice one.

But, oops, too bad Naija Police don't know what you're talking about.

Ofadaman:
It's easy to figure out , just a good homicide detective will figure this out, if there are bruises and all, they could pick out DNA, thet could compare her typing pattern in previous fb posts and check for difference in tones and punctuation, they could look for fingerprint on the phone , they could check the last calls she made and received , and phones/devices in close proximity with hers when she died (most people don't know that their devices ping each other and can be triangulated to figure out which Mac address was closest to her at that hour ), there are many many ways to figure it out, it would even be better if it was a murder case that the culprit didn't leave a suicide note, than leaving one.
Music/RadioRe: When Last Did You Listen To Radio ? by jonsn: 10:53pm On Dec 06, 2021
Listening to the radio is still a norm for multitudes especially on their way to work, either in their cars or in public vehicles.
It's still a very strong source of information.
TV/MoviesRe: Is Gimba Umar Of Channels TV The Dullest Political Tv Presenter? by jonsn: 10:10pm On Mar 23, 2021
edoairways:
Why do feel for him?
Reason already in my sentence. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesU R G E N T V A C A N C I E S by jonsn(op): 8:34pm On Mar 22, 2021
A full-service Technology solutions firm with a strong commitment to service quality and client satisfaction. We are known for complex, high-profile projects, is seeking an Administrative / Corporate Services Officer, preferably with some Accounting background.

The Administrative / Corporate Services Officer shall play a crucial part in a dynamic team by being the local key person for a variety functions as well as supporting the Team as a whole and to ensure the growth of the organization.

The Administrative Corporate Services Officer is responsible for the efficient running of the Position and provides all the support services needed for its day-to-day administration. He/she shall be responsible for the effective operation of Finance & Accounts, Human Resources, I.T, and other assets assigned to the Organisation. The Administrative Corporate Services Officer shall be expected to work heavily on office management matters, but has duties in all Corporate Services functions including logistics, crisis management, budget management, and facilities maintenance.

ESSENTIAL DUTIES:
• Achieve financial objectives by anticipating requirements; submitting information for budget preparation; scheduling expenditures; monitoring costs; analysing variances.

• Improve service quality by devising new applications; updating procedures; evaluating system results with users and ensuring all necessary legal and protocol measures are met.
• Provide administrative support and contribute to team effort by carrying out corporate duties in order to meet objectives.
• Complete and assist on delegated projects by organizing and coordinating information and requirements; planning, arrangements and monitoring results.

COMPETENCIES AND SKILLS:
• Strong interpersonal skills.
• Advanced computer skills including word processing, spreadsheets and database applications.
• Highly developed verbal and written communication skills.
• Exceptional multi-tasking and problem solving skills.
• Ability to work both independently and collaboratively as a productive team member.
• Ability to work in a highly productive environment with time pressures whilst managing multiple tasks.
• Exceptional customer service orientation.


EXPERIENCE REQUIRED:
• Minimum of a Bachelor's Degree in Management or Social Science disciplines or any field with proven experience in Business and Financial Management.
• A minimum of 6 years’ Administrative experience with at least 3+ years in a structured environment.
• Office and financial management experience.


JOB TYPE: Full Time Job
LOCATION: Alausa, Ikeja. Lagos State
SALARY: Very Competitive and Negotiable
BENEFITS: Available

Application Closes on Wednesday 24th March, 2021. Only qualified candidates will be contacted.
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs and a cover letter to: hrolords@gmail.com using A-CSO 2021 as subject of the email.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Receptionist/Office Maintenance or Assistant (Male & Female)

Location: CBD Alausa, Lagos

Requirements:
- Interested applicants must be residents within close proximity to Alausa (Ikeja, Ogba, Ojota, Ketu, Ojodu). Only similar areas will be considered after verification.
- SSCE/WAEC/OND
- Young and vibrant.

Key attributes:
-Good verbal and non-verbal communication skills.
-Responsible, trustworthy, punctual and neat.
-Must possess good initiative and work largely unsupervised.

Working Conditions
• Reports directly to the Admin Officer
• Works directly with all staff.
• Resumes very early to ensure Office is prepared and closes 5pm (Monday – Friday)
• Very good working environment.
• Salary N25,000 Start.
• Probation period of 6 months.
• Location: Alausa, Ikeja. Lagos State.
• Computer proficiency will be advantageous.


Application Closing Date
27th March, 2021.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hrolords@gmail.com

Note: Kindly use Receptionist/Office Asst and Age as subject of the email.
TV/MoviesRe: Is Gimba Umar Of Channels TV The Dullest Political Tv Presenter? by jonsn: 9:58am On Mar 19, 2021
It's Chamberlian that I feel for the most. He has to resume work and live with this sort of experience daily.
PoliticsRe: Live Now: Portfolios Of Ministers by jonsn: 1:42pm On Aug 21, 2019
Minister for Power - Saleh Maman
PoliticsRe: Live Now: Portfolios Of Ministers by jonsn: 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2019
Pp lease, who is minister for Power oooo undecided
CareerRe: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by jonsn: 11:05am On Mar 11, 2019
Are they free? huh


Omariah:
Please anyone writing intermediate 2 this August, please chat me up. And/or add me to any existing group for cipm updates. 08167417569.


For those looking for study packs, they're now available on the websites, including the PQs
CareerRe: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by jonsn: 11:29am On Mar 06, 2019
mayprise:
Who is currently writing CIPM Intermediate 1 and stays in around Berger, Ogba, or Ikeja axis?

I need a reading partner for the upcoming exam.

I will appreciate a feedback
I sincerely hope your exams went well. Please, kindly send me your Study pack for Intermediate 1.
My email address is johnsonaderonmu@yahoo.com
Thank you for this gesture and God bless.
CareerRe: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by jonsn: 10:58am On Mar 06, 2019
Eman007:
Hello Guys,

I purchased the soft copy study packs for Intermediate 1 but I later found out I will be starting from intermediate 2.

Please anyone with intermediate 2 study packs should kindly send to talktotope007@gmail.com

This gesture will be highly appreciated.

PS Anyone in need of the intermediate 1 study packs too can send me a mail, I'll send you the pack once I see your mail.

Best Regards.
Hello,
Thank you for your generosity.
I will sincerely appreciate it if you could send me your Intermediate 1 study packs. I am also interested.
My email address is johnsonaderonmu@yahoo.com
Thank you and best regards.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Many Nigerian School Dropouts Never Make It In Life by jonsn: 8:32pm On Jan 23, 2015
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REMIX THE OP'S LIST? I STRONGLY DISAGREE!
CelebritiesRe: Warri Mogul Baba T Rocked A N4.9m Suit For His Wedding (photo) by jonsn: 10:58am On Jan 11, 2015
This guy just wore a house he could have provided for a family on his body.

Misplaced priority.
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Your Wife Or Husband Is Like Sleeping With Your Sister Or Brother by jonsn: 5:31pm On Jan 04, 2015
OP you've watched too much of foreign movies!
PetsRe: Meet Crash : My Six Months Old Lovely Pet by jonsn:
[color=#990000][color=#990000][size=20pt]LOOKS LIKE A DRUGGED TO SLEEP RAT TO ME. [/size]

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