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Celebrities › Re: Mimi Ubini: "An Actor Had An Erection Playing Romantic Role With Me” by jonsnow92: 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2017
What's Unprofessional about having an Erection??..Men are moved by what we see..Konji knows no Book or Profession
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 6:03pm On Mar 19, 2017
airmark:
cheesy

When we give correct verdict on some players, some f00ls, who couldn't see beyond their noses would be referring us to ucl trophies won. Only dolts will be highlighting team's achievements, sidelining individual wackness. Valdes and busquets are the luckiest average footballers have seen in my life. All those who ate bountifully from xavi, iniesta and messi's pots are now vomiting , disgracing themselves in epl.
Alagba..Nobody said Valdez was Worldclass..He always had his flaws,in fact Valdez was never in the Fifa Pro team of d year..Despite Barca's dominance in the past decade..He was never in the running for Best keeper award..So to bring in Xavi,Iniesta and Messi's heroics to buttress your point about A goalkeeper's ineptitude is absolute Bullshit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 5:52pm On Mar 19, 2017
bykebyke:
So Dybala faked another injury when it's time to come play for Argentina. undecided

Will never the reach the top the fücking prïck.


Bauza better replace him with Mauro Icardi. angry
Looking at this Idiots in Argentina, I just hope its not going to get worse for LA Pulga...The Coach(Buaza),Dybala and Higuain and all the other Idiots.. I only hope Messi doesnt regret rescinding his decision to come Back from retirement...Imagine Argentina not qualifying for the World cup especially now that they are 4th or so on.the log
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 11:08pm On Mar 17, 2017
senorova:
I have a feeling this guy will get the job sha. I love sampaoli so much, but something about him coaching barca just doesn't add up. And nonetheless, Barca's blueprint has always been to preserve club tactics and tradition, while winning trophies. Having said that, me sef don back Unzue...

Sorry o Okadaokada (bykebyke), fvck sampaoli cheesy
It depends on What happens at the end of the season..If we win 2 major Trophies the board might think there's no need for a Total Overhaul..Knowing how conservative this Bartomeu led board can be especially when it comes to appointing managers...They always prefer to appoint managers that knows the club and it's Philosophy, then Unzue looks like their Go to Guy
But the twist is if we win just the copa del rey this season and the lingering fact that Messi is yet to sign a new Deal and His alleged love for Sampaoli might work against Unzue..
I'll wait till one or two out of the MSN speak in Favour of the Unzue guy then we can know if he has d full backing of His Players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 8:11pm On Mar 17, 2017
Iniesta, Pique, Rakitic are all rooting for Unzue to take over from Luis Enrique
In their words.... "Unzue knows everything about the club very well and how it works, he worked at the club for a long time and is working with us now. He's a qualified and experienced coach and is now excited about finishing the season and helping us meet our objectives," Iniesta said.
Also
Barca defender Pique is also backing Unzue.
"He's spent many years at the club, not just with Luis Enrique but also with Pep and I'm sure he would be a good candidate,"
Infact
"I have a very good relationship with him, he knows us very well, we have maximum confidence in him," Rakitic said in an interview with radio station Cadena Ser on Friday.
"Luis Enrique has his staff but Unzue has his own ideas. It's the same philosophy, but each coach has his own style."
Hmmm When 3 important players (Captain inclusive) are backing you for a job then maybe they know what we don't know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 10:37pm On Mar 14, 2017
Leicester to face Barca Ideal Draw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 5:40pm On Mar 14, 2017
lordfalcao:
Mourinho should go and suck his tumb... When lampard left for City, he told us the love story is over. With him too the love story is over. If he calls himself the number 1, what are we going to call the man who gave us the biggest cup an club football??
Number 2!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 8:06am On Mar 14, 2017
teeezy00:
Jose on Chelsea fans: "Until the moment they have a manager that wins 4 PL titles for them I am the No. 1 ... Judas is number 1." #MUFC grin grin grin
Chelsit ungrateful set of cunts...Mourinho practically n arguably ur best manager cunts
UNARGUABLY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 8:05am On Mar 14, 2017
The Portuguese and his successor Antonio Conte clashed on the touchline after Ander Herrera was dismissed in the first half, prompting a chorus of 'Judas' chants, among others, from the home faithful aimed at their former manager.
Mourinho told a news conference: "They can call me what they want.
"Until the moment they have a manager that wins four Premier Leagues for them, I'm the number one.
"When they have somebody that wins four Premier Leagues for them, I become number two. Until this moment Judas is number one."


Vintage Jose
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jonsnow92: 7:59am On Mar 14, 2017
The Portuguese and his successor Antonio Conte clashed on the touchline after Ander Herrera was dismissed in the first half, prompting a chorus of 'Judas' chants, among others, from the home faithful aimed at their former manager.
Mourinho told a news conference: "They can call me what they want.
"Until the moment they have a manager that wins four Premier Leagues for them, I'm the number one.
"When they have somebody that wins four Premier Leagues for them, I become number two. Until this moment Judas is number one."


Vintage Jose
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 10:26pm On Mar 13, 2017
jstbeinhonest:
Mehn, Chelshit are a very formidable team this season.
Chealseafan1 who will you guys meet in the Semis, or would there be a draw?.
The Ideal draw would be Tottenham...I just like the sound IT"S DELE ALLI when he scores
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Reacts To Sex Scandal: "I'm Tough, Can't Bring Me Down" by jonsnow92: 10:15pm On Mar 12, 2017
24 Hours
Why is Controversy written all over Suleiman
Elijah once said if I be a Man of God.. Controversial Prophets says things and it be so..Apostle Suleiman should Prove His mettle also.....
The only baffling thing was d way Church members were jumping and screaming at every word that comes out of His mouth..That's not Honour,That's Folly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 9:41pm On Mar 11, 2017
Obere4u:
True.
but did they get pass the group stage?
Even Europa, they no reach finals
Then Suarez left and out of the Blues, they reached the finals of Europa
You aren't getting it
Suarez never heard the Uefa anthem played at An field
He left immediately they qualified.. If he had played then it could have been a different story
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 8:56pm On Mar 11, 2017
Chelseafan1:
You should know who is best to direct that to, he said Liverpool didnt play UCL when Suarez was there.
reply him, not me.
How come Suarez didnt win the UCL with Liverpool but won it with Barca?
I'm not arguing bro..just corrected that statement
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 8:45pm On Mar 11, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Very foolish, did UEFA ban Liverpool from qualifying?
Why didnt Suarez get Liverpool to qualify?


It is you that should take ur L and go.
U argue with
Ibime
Hensben
Airmark
Chelseafan1
Diggz
Bigkesh
Nihilist
Griffon
Dyabman
Greahitex


you know better than everyone, can't you see you need to visit a psychiatry ASAP?

Why didnt Suarez get Liverpool to qualify so he can win it like he is doing with Barca.
The better part of your brain must have disappeared with your receeding hairline.
Point of Correction.. Suarez qualified Liverpool for the UCL that season..Liverpool came 2nd in 2014-2015
Suarez's 31 league goals helped them qualify....
Just correcting the syllogism in your argument though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by jonsnow92: 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2017
Lukaku has done it again!! 19 goals 5 assists Leave matter for Mathias
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 2:01pm On Mar 11, 2017
Mcleo007:
I slammed my woman real hard that night.. cool
You fulfilled Pique's Prophecy then... Lots of kids In View
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 7:00am On Mar 11, 2017
[quote author=nairascores post=54472774]Let's start with you. How did you celebrate yours?[/quote..How did you celebrate Yours??
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 6:59am On Mar 11, 2017
Chanchit:
lalasticlala, come and celebrate with us.
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 6:58am On Mar 11, 2017
coded01:
I had no choice but to watch d game live...cos I believe I/we will be witnessing the greatest comeback of all time...

I thought about Barca scoring 2 goals in the 1st half and hopefully scores 2+ goals in the 2nd half...

Fast forward to Cavani's goal!

Shortly b4 the free kick was taken that eventually led to cavani scoring... I was thinking "only if we scored 1 in Paris... Things will be better now cos PSG will have no choice but to come out n attack... meaning Barca can just massacre them...

I made calculation already abt a mistake happening now, it means Barca have to score 3 unreplied goals... shocked

Boom! Cavani was given the luxury to place the ball in the angle he desires! angry

Camp Nou suddenly went quiet! embarassed

I was thinking " how on earth was cavani (probably in his best career season) left unmarked? Mascherano was clueless! Now he is forgiven! grin

Immediately Barca's momentum went quiet as well... Neymar was doing his thing but achieving nothing but a yellow card! grin


I saw Messi played a free kick from the left angle... I thought to myself...(See space for that left angle for goal) only if Neymar was allowed to play it n curve it inside the net instead of crossing to the players like Messi did...

I saw it was abt 84mins... I was like 3 goals in 10mins+... Miracle only! Make I waka off tv jare... angry
By this time, Haters sef don dey construct village tent for Barca thread! Some sef don start days prior...angry

But instead of switching tv off... I Summoned belief that Barca can score 3 goals... why? Cos it's Barsa!

Na so I see Neymar score free kick, I no fit even look as he play penalty! shocked Na so Roberto score oh! shocked cheesy cool


I stood up from 3-1 till 6-1! Stand up Champions! cheesy

It's been a while I celebrated like Enrique did... grin But I did not slide oh! grin

Iniesta's goals against Chelsea n Netherlands (2010 World Cup final) comes to mind! cheesy
As in!!!...Reminiscing now,I think the celebrations after that goal was crazier than Iniesta's goal in 2009 at the Bridge or even His goal at the Fifa World cup....This match has to be Up There!!!!
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 6:56am On Mar 11, 2017
Chanchit:
It was going like a fairy match until PSG pulled one back. My brother just stood up and said "let's go home" I said we should wait , at least barca have tried and they would probably score more even if we do not qualify. He reluctantly sat down, I watched calmly until the 4th goal, then I thought *why not one more* it turned 5, then I was thinking its possible, I started clapping, I clapped until the 6th goal came, the last time I screamed like that for a goal I can't really remember,but it must have been when I still watch Nigeria with keen interest. The viewing centre went wild with crazy jubilation.
Only Football can bring this kind of Joy Bro!
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 6:55am On Mar 11, 2017
Chanchit:
Haters too can come and narrate how their water broke or how they got chest pain, HBP after the 6th goal. Some never enter NL sef since that day, maybe they didn't even survive the cardiac arrest.
Some had to admit subtly saying O boy Barca good abeg..While some kept screaming Ojoro Ojoro..At some point I thought Ojoro was the new Word for Goal!!!!!
Sports › Re: Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op): 6:53am On Mar 11, 2017
nairascores:
Let's start with you. How did you celebrate yours?
I ran faster than Usain Bolt,Fell down from the Chair in d viewing Center...In d process of running I misplaced my phone,However I didn't even notice..I just kept hugging d barca fans beside me..Both Abokis and Yoruba's alike..It was funny,I was almost in tears seeing Messi celebrate that wildly...
Football Bloody Hell!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by jonsnow92: 9:57pm On Mar 10, 2017
Chanchit:
You have to create a new thread for this, cos it must hit front page, even airmark would have something to say. and pls give me a mention when you do.
Alright Guys
This is the Link to the thread..How did you celebrate after Barca's Victory
https://www.nairaland.com/3675590/how-did-celebrate-greatest-comeback
Sports › Barca 6 Psg 1-How Did You Celebrate The Greatest Comeback Ever!! by jonsnow92(op):
Guys
I've seen several kinds of celebrations online after that goal.. I've seen Owen run haphazardly I. Bt sports studio..A commentator was crying while still screaming goal.. Messi beat his chest continuously while celebrating with the fans..Even Enrique(The Hard Man) ran and slide on d pitch
To further make the anti barca fans cry more
Let's give a detailed explanation of how you celebrated the moment Roberto scored that goal??..If you can recall vividly what you did,let us Know how you lived that moment..

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