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BusinessRe: 'MMM Is A Fraudulent Scheme' - CBN Warns Nigerians, Calls It "Wonder Bank" by joooks: 2:33pm On Nov 01, 2016
post=50669188:
http://punchng.com/cbn-warns-patronage-wonder-banks/
Dem no go rest for this matter.

Let Govt, face the criminals looting Nigeria's money in billions of dollars and leave unemployed people alone for God's sake. Haba.
Who government epp?
RME. angry
RomanceRe: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by joooks: 2:18pm On Nov 01, 2016
goingape1:
were do that "think im cheap crap " came from? if it is not from those ashawo themself!

women always have that inferiority complex issue thats why them always talk that think cheap nonsense.

a brave and wise women always make there move because them know that opportunity come but once while the foolish ones are there thinking that there are cheap!


we only got just 1% wise women in this country while the 99% are dumb!


you got a wise woman there!
Worrrdd! cheesy
RomanceRe: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by joooks: 2:16pm On Nov 01, 2016
naijacentric:
MUST IT ALWYAYS BE THE GUY DAT WILL WOO D GURL HABA NAIJA GURLS ARE TOO STEROTYPE NO ADVENTURE!
Well it is not but sadly, Nigerian men have taken ti as the lady being cheap. So the non-courageous ladies have preferred to save their shame and dignity and just wait for the "right" man to do the wooing. And after some shakara, they say yes.

grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Bank Of Industry (BOI) Graduate Entrepreneurship Fund For NYSC Members by joooks: 11:52am On Nov 01, 2016
nyscstories:
The Graduate Entrepreneurship Fund (GEF) is a special N2 billion empowerment programme for serving members of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) which was launched on October 5, 2015. This GEF scheme which is a joint initiative of the Bank of Industry (BOI) and the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), has the following objectives:
1. Encourage graduates of tertiary institutions currently undergoing the compulsory one-year NYSC programme, to venture into business and become employers of labour rather than job seekers.
2. Address the entrepreneurship capacity gap o the NYSC members who are expected to produce bankable business plans after the three-day capacity building programme.
3. Deepen financial inclusion by de-risking the NYSC members and making them eligible for concessional loans ranging between N500,000 and N2 million to be provided by BOI.
4. Ensure sustainability of the businesses of the eventual loan beneficiaries through effective monitoring by the NYSC Directorate and BOI.

Application Deadline
November 7, 2016
The GEF scheme comprises the following:
Online Business Plan Competition to select the most promising real sector business ideas, Selection/screening of participants shall be done via the GEF online application portal.
Three days intensive entrepreneurship capacity building programme.
Loan amount of up to N2 million to be provided to each successful participant with bankable business plans within BOI’s 35 SME clusters (list at BOI’s website: www.boi.ng) at an interest rate of 9% per annum, with tenors ranging from 3-5 years inclusive of 6 – 12 months moratorium period.
The capacity building programme is scheduled to hold simultaneously at the following venues:
Geo-Political Zone/State – NYSC Camp Location:
South-South: Former Martins TIC, Issele-Uku, Aniocha North L.G.A, Delta State.
South-East: Umunna, Bende L.G.A, Abia State.
South-West: Aisu College Hospital Road, Ede, Osun State.
North-East: Government College, Jalingo, Taraba State.
North-Central: Mangu, Plateau State.
North-West: Main Road, Katsina, Katsina State.
Lagos: Iyana Ipaja, Agege, Lagos State.

How to Apply ? Visit http://nyscstories.com/job/2016-bank-industry-boi-graduate-entrepreneurship-fund-nysc-members/
This is great!
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by joooks: 10:16am On Oct 31, 2016
Javanian:
Due to the numerous "i want to start programming, which language should i start with" threads on this board i decided to create a thread that will address this issue. I am not a wonderful writer and i won't say i know it all but i will try. I urge every one on this board to correct me where i err an also contribute in whatever way you can to make this thread worth it. I will try as much as possible not to be biased in this write up.

I am not going to go into detail in defining what programming is because i will assume before entering this thread you should already know what programming is. But in summary programming is the act of creating whatever you want with your brain and computer programming is the act of creating whatever you want with your brain and a computer. You can read more from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_programming

Programmers could also be called software programmers, software developers and other big-big names you can think of.

Feel free to ask your questions, i will try and answer the ones i can my Ogas in the house will help me with those i can't answer

Please every Programmer should try as much as possible to check on this thread once in a while to help answer some questions Newbies would like to ask.
Start with the most basic- BASIC.
Then work your way up to VB etc.
FamilyRe: How Can One Recover Borrowed Money From An In-Law? by joooks: 9:30am On Oct 31, 2016
NickUwaifo:
Please I really need professional advice on this matter. My sisters husband borrowed N1m from my dad for a so called business that has failed. First of all we didn't know he had already made my sister borrow 500k from her office union stuff because he told her not to tell us and he will pay.

I think when matters got bad for him in the business he decided to meet my dad and borrowed another N1m from him begging him not to tell his wife (my sister about it).

It is over a year now and he has refused to return the money to my dad who is an old man on pension and when he had no choice but to tell my sister, she became really upset because she is also in dept because of him. He kept saying that he has a trailer he imported and was looking for a buyer so that he can pay back the money but my sister has now confirmed that he doesn't have anything like that.

Please help with your advice on how my dad can recover his money back.
Lending to relatives is risky business o.
You may just have to remove your mind from that money for now. undecided
Nairaland GeneralMISSING Person-columbus Iheoma Ihemekwele by joooks(op): 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2016
Mr. Columbus Iheoma Ihemekwele is missing.

He was last seen on Sunday morning July 24th, 2016 .
He is a dark, warm and soft spoken elderly man. He is of average height and in his late 60s and left the house located at No.7 Agalaba street, Osisioma, Aba, Abia State with his phone and a small black male purse and was wearing a brown safari.

Anyone with useful info should please contact 07069468005, 07038036817, 07064189797 or the nearest police station...

Thank you.

Technology MarketRe: Fresh Black Bold 2 For Sale @37k O.s 6,charger,2gb Mem Card,pouch by joooks: 9:19am On Dec 01, 2011
oh and pls post pictures asap
Technology MarketRe: Fresh Black Bold 2 For Sale @37k O.s 6,charger,2gb Mem Card,pouch by joooks: 9:17am On Dec 01, 2011
damiyor is it still available as i need it urgently. can we see today? let me see the phone. lets meet in gbagada.
let me know if its still available first
Jobs/VacanciesGame Show Job Opportunity by joooks(op): 6:52pm On Aug 23, 2011
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PhonesRe: How Do I Manually Configure Mtn Gprs Settings On A Htc Desire Hd Phone? by joooks: 7:28am On Aug 03, 2011
hi, how do i configure settings for mtn manually on my htc legend. ive tried including all the settings from mtn site APN, IP etc but it still isnt browsing. pls help out,
there are fields like port,server,mms proxy, mms port, mms protocol, MMC, MNC, APN type that i dont know what to put in there.
PhonesRe: Fff by joooks: 9:04pm On Apr 15, 2011
pls post pictures of the particular phone if still available. im interested.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Cars Btw 450,000naira - 5,000,000naira With Number Registration by joooks: 6:46pm On Apr 10, 2011
here are pictures of what im talking about

AutosRe: Tokunbo Cars Btw 450,000naira - 5,000,000naira With Number Registration by joooks: 6:39pm On Apr 10, 2011
pls what's the cheapest price i can get a tokunbo or nigerian used 2006 model Toyota Corrola Sport.
thanks. smiley
ComputersRe: Free IWP VPS Server by joooks: 8:51pm On Mar 17, 2011
annblay i wan buy server. a very relaible and fast one 18g 24/7. hit me up.
Jobs/VacanciesVacancies by joooks(op): 6:41pm On Mar 17, 2011
VACANCIES EXIST FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS:
PRO, MARKETING, ADMINISTRATORS AND MANAGERS and others.
Apply by sending your names qualification and contact phone number to:08053800635
you'll be contacted for a test.
Good luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Public Relations Officers Wanted by joooks(op): 7:41pm On Feb 16, 2011
Apply by sending your CV to joooks@yahoo.co.uk
must possess good interpersonal skills along with effective presentation skills.

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